57 thoughts on “LEELEE’S SOBIESKI’S. AKA ZOMG BOOBS.”

  1. First for the first time, it’s a historic moment. For me of course!

    U keep rocking hard Justin. Remember, more Keeley, less Kristen.

    #1 | Comment by Terrysky — February 5, 2007 @ 12:56 am

  2. awe! leelee i remember falling in love with her….long, LONG ago. she’s all the sex! XD

    #2 | Comment by Xan — February 5, 2007 @ 1:07 am

  3. STOP SHOUTING JUSTIN.

    #3 | Comment by AngelBaby — February 5, 2007 @ 1:26 am

  4. Turn off the goddamn CAPS LOCK!

    #4 | Comment by El Payo — February 5, 2007 @ 1:28 am

  5. leelee = butterface
    angelbaby = buttered face after a few minutes with me

    #5 | Comment by angelstalker — February 5, 2007 @ 2:29 am

  6. Leelee >>> Helen.

    Fact!

    (And not just because of their respective ages.)

    And isn’t Leelee also like, a genius or something, having attended an Ivy League college (Brown, of course)? That gives her (at least) +1 hit points.

    #6 | Comment by Heywood Jablomi — February 5, 2007 @ 2:49 am

  7. Helen Hunt was in Twister, which is nearly the best movie ever made. +5

    #7 | Comment by zomg — February 5, 2007 @ 3:28 am

  8. #3 – I don’t mind the caps because I always imagine when Justin’s shouting like this, he’s doing so with an overly pronounced, top of his lungs, flamer-like lisp. And he’s also dressed like Richard Simmons, complete with those sparkly sequined ball-hugging gym shorts, just flitting around the room, singing show tunes.

    As for Leelee – love the tits, but a bit of a butterface, depending on the angle.

    #8 | Comment by Smiley — February 5, 2007 @ 3:41 am

  9. She had a “wardrobe malfunction” also.
    http://www.insidesocal.com/outinhollywood/2007/02/the_dgas_from_scorseses_win_to.html

    #9 | Comment by JFetch — February 5, 2007 @ 3:57 am

  10. helen and the other bitch are both fugly put something better up damnit

    #10 | Comment by zach — February 5, 2007 @ 4:52 am

  11. #9 — FOUL, FOUL!! How could you mention the malfunction, and then provide a link to a…a…WHAT? A “description??” (disappointed weeping). I almost couldn’t fap to it!

    #11 | Comment by geekazoid — February 5, 2007 @ 7:48 am

  12. Anyone that has said that Leelee or Helen is “fugley” is confused, gay, or both. They are both beautiful women and your high expectations are the reason why you’ll never get laid and have to live at home with mom for the rest of her life. After that you’ll be a bum and jack-off while you watch LazyTown through your old neighbors window.

    #12 | Comment by Neighborhood_Reject — February 5, 2007 @ 8:15 am

  13. Leelee also looks like porn star Avy Scott.

    #13 | Comment by need — February 5, 2007 @ 8:56 am

  14. http://www.avyscott.com
    See it for yourself.
    BTW, Leelee’s and avy scott’s voice sounds alike, too.

    #14 | Comment by need — February 5, 2007 @ 9:04 am

  15. +3 hit points for LeeLee being 6 feet tall

    #15 | Comment by roscoe — February 5, 2007 @ 9:36 am

  16. Trust me, Avy Scott has talents neither Leelee nor Helen possess.

    #16 | Comment by Theo — February 5, 2007 @ 11:15 am

  17. ever since I watched Leelee walked slowly toward the camera in Joy Ride with her nipples leading the way, she is the hot.

    #17 | Comment by DisconcertedGeorge — February 5, 2007 @ 12:08 pm

  18. Lee Lee is Hot, Butterface or not!

    I thought she was cute in that Armageddon Rip-off “Deep Impact”, but then was kind of hot/slutty/freaky as the slutty daughter of the costume shop guy in “Eyes Wide Shut”, who kept nailing the asian customers!

    Strangely, I too, thought Lee Lee and Helen Hunt were seperated at birth or at the very least, Mother/Daughter!

    And that’s a combo I’d hit Twice!

    PS: Helen Hunt wet t-shirt scene from As Good as it Gets = Hot!

    #18 | Comment by MacDaddy — February 5, 2007 @ 12:10 pm

  19. #8… please keep your homosexual fantasies to yourself… I actually gagged when I read your post…. partially because of the detailed description… partially because you seemed to be writing it in such a hopeful and somewhat horny way. Gross dude…

    #19 | Comment by Chris Hansen - Dateline NBC — February 5, 2007 @ 12:28 pm

  20. she very hot

    BUT?

    Are those implants?

    #20 | Comment by Cyberop — February 5, 2007 @ 2:20 pm

  21. #19 – Keep reaching for that rainbow!!!! Oogah!! And by the way, what were you gagging on?

    #21 | Comment by Smiley — February 5, 2007 @ 2:27 pm

  22. She looks absolutely fine to me, and if she’s really six feet tall then she might just be perfect.

    #22 | Comment by dmavsfan41 — February 5, 2007 @ 2:47 pm

  23. imdb has her at 5’10”

    #23 | Comment by roscoe — February 5, 2007 @ 3:53 pm

  24. #6 – She did go to Brown, but I believe she dropped out after 2 or 3 years. So 4, 5, or 6 semesters, depending.

    #24 | Comment by middlehead — February 5, 2007 @ 4:41 pm

  25. pics of the malfunction anywhere?

    i’ve always been a fan of her

    #25 | Comment by Whits — February 5, 2007 @ 4:52 pm

  26. Hilary Duff + Porn Career = Me

    #26 | Comment by Randy — February 5, 2007 @ 5:27 pm

  27. I APPROVE OF CAPS LOCK USAGE ON THIS INTERNET PAGE!

    #27 | Comment by hmmmm — February 5, 2007 @ 6:44 pm

  28. Holy fuckin’ tits Batman! Damn she’s lookin’ good.

    #28 | Comment by Tony — February 5, 2007 @ 7:41 pm

  29. #9

    Holy shit. And where are these supposed pics? If no one alerted her, they must have taken pics. There’s no other reason.

    #29 | Comment by Blaze — February 5, 2007 @ 8:20 pm

  30. #29- My search on the intrawebs found nothing. Sad me.

    I would wreck that girl!

    #30 | Comment by Ike — February 5, 2007 @ 8:39 pm

  31. Uh Did LeeLee get implants? I remember that she use to have a flat chest.

    #31 | Comment by JohnnyBravo — February 5, 2007 @ 9:15 pm

  32. I fapped to leelee in eyes wide shut

    dont lie you all did too right?

    #32 | Comment by HaventSlept in 24 hours — February 5, 2007 @ 9:33 pm

  33. also I bet you didnt know that LeeLee is descended from the Polish royal family, she is in fact a minor princess of Poland

    LeeLee royal blood +100

    #33 | Comment by HaventSlept in 24 hours — February 5, 2007 @ 9:40 pm

  34. i thought you were nuts til i started looking at the pics. they should do something where they play mother and daughter parts.

    #34 | Comment by Taco — February 5, 2007 @ 10:34 pm

  35. #31

    when? i think she’s always been stacked…

    #35 | Comment by Whits — February 5, 2007 @ 10:54 pm

  36. She has the most fabulous chest I have seen in some time.

    #36 | Comment by stucco — February 6, 2007 @ 12:05 am

  37. ok dumb shits let me say it again helen and leela or what ever the fuck her name is are both fugly bitches go to emilyosment.org and look at her modeling pics now i’d buy that for a dollar you sorry sacks of shit get with the program

    #37 | Comment by zach — February 6, 2007 @ 12:25 am

  38. #1, more Keelee = yes, less Kristen (Bell I’m assuming) = NO

    Leelee’s got a decent face, but great boobies. Boobies FTW!

    #38 | Comment by Elder Young — February 6, 2007 @ 12:31 am

  39. #37

    why are you looking at the face?

    #39 | Comment by DisconcertedGeorge — February 6, 2007 @ 4:07 am

  40. Love her face. Uncommon beauty.

    No, they aren’t implants. They grew naturally.

    #18, Deep Impact was 20 times the movie that Armageddcrap was. That’s right, we carry gatling guns on the space shuttle as standard equipment WTF???!!!
    (…Not to mention that mentally unstable oil drillers wouldn’t be sent up, whether they were “the best” or not).

    #40 | Comment by exelis — February 6, 2007 @ 11:04 am

  41. ^^^
    hmm…based on recent events, i wouldn’t be so sure about the mental stability of people that NASA chooses to put in space.

    #41 | Comment by AngelBaby — February 6, 2007 @ 11:58 am

  42. #34–yes, they SHOULD play a mother and daughter…a mother and daughter who do dirty, nasty, hide-your-face-in-shame, but can’t keep coming back for more, nasty things.

    #42 | Comment by geekazoid — February 6, 2007 @ 11:59 am

  43. She’s extremely hot in Eyes Wide Shut

    #43 | Comment by Dead Monkey — February 6, 2007 @ 12:55 pm

  44. Miss Sobieski’s breasts are fabulous and i personally think she should come to canada so i can make better use of them

    #44 | Comment by Coolstream — February 6, 2007 @ 2:23 pm

  45. I’m gonna guess that Ms. Astronaut flipped her pancake since the last mission. Funny article, though.

    #45 | Comment by exelis — February 6, 2007 @ 7:08 pm

  46. (last post directed at AB, of course)

    #46 | Comment by exelis — February 6, 2007 @ 7:09 pm

  47. #37- Who the hell are you? And does your mommy (who gave birth to you when she was 15) know you use that language?

    #47 | Comment by Ike — February 6, 2007 @ 7:44 pm

  48. I think she has filled out great… but I still think the one of the sexiest things is the way her top lip points a little bit… and of course her knockers are freaking nice…

    #48 | Comment by imatwirp — February 7, 2007 @ 12:19 am

  49. # 33 is corrrect. She is of royal blood. In 1683 Polish King John III (English translation, no idea what the Polish equivalent of John is) defeated the Ottoman (Turkish) army at the gates of Vienna.

    #49 | Comment by Andre — February 7, 2007 @ 2:56 pm

  50. A PS to my previous entry, # 49.
    Polish King John III’s last name was Sobieski.
    Sorry I left that out.

    #50 | Comment by Andre — February 7, 2007 @ 3:57 pm

  51. I’m glad you added that, because I was wondering what on earth it had to do with Ms. Sobieski here. 😛

    #51 | Comment by dmavsfan41 — February 7, 2007 @ 5:01 pm

  52. Leelee from another angle

    #52 | Comment by geeekazoid — February 9, 2007 @ 8:48 am

  53. A short clip of Leelee stripping in front of a nazi. Is that wrong? Anyway, no actual nudity, but she only covers herself with her hands.

    Oh, and her headscarf is hawt!

    #53 | Comment by geeekazoid — February 9, 2007 @ 9:14 am

  54. #53…..Shaweeeet.

    It’s only a matter of time till she does a real nude scene, or shows up in Playboy.

    Or in the last 3 pages of Playboy, in that Celebrity Section. (Yea, that’s right, I have a subscription to Playboy, so what? wanna make something of it???!!!!)

    #54 | Comment by MacDaddy — February 9, 2007 @ 2:54 pm

  55. #54…No, not at all. Excellent journalistic integrity there in the pages of Playboy. Yeah, that’s right…I read it for the…the ARTICLES, yeah.

    #55 | Comment by geeekazoid — February 9, 2007 @ 4:02 pm

  56. I love the pic in #52. She looks so gorgeous there. 🙂

    #56 | Comment by dmavsfan41 — February 9, 2007 @ 7:28 pm

  57. #56 – yes she does. That one really makes my penis happy!

    #57 | Comment by geeekazoid — February 10, 2007 @ 8:23 pm

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