LEELEE’S SOBIESKI’S. AKA ZOMG BOOBS.

5 02 2007

I WOULDN’T MIND BEING IN THE MIDDLE OF A LEELEE SOBIESKI/HELEN HUNT SANDWICH.

BECAUSE, YOU KNOW, THEY LOOK ALIKE.

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  • Author : Justin
  • Date : 5 February 2007


57 responses to “LEELEE’S SOBIESKI’S. AKA ZOMG BOOBS.”

    5 02 2007
  • 1.  Terrysky (00:56:56) :

    First for the first time, it’s a historic moment. For me of course!

    U keep rocking hard Justin. Remember, more Keeley, less Kristen.

    • 5 02 2007
  • 2.  Xan (01:07:16) :

    awe! leelee i remember falling in love with her….long, LONG ago. she’s all the sex! XD

    • 5 02 2007
  • 3.  AngelBaby (01:26:48) :

    STOP SHOUTING JUSTIN.

    • 5 02 2007
  • 4.  El Payo (01:28:56) :

    Turn off the goddamn CAPS LOCK!

    • 5 02 2007
  • 5.  angelstalker (02:29:34) :

    leelee = butterface
    angelbaby = buttered face after a few minutes with me

    • 5 02 2007
  • 6.  Heywood Jablomi (02:49:10) :

    Leelee >>> Helen.

    Fact!

    (And not just because of their respective ages.)

    And isn’t Leelee also like, a genius or something, having attended an Ivy League college (Brown, of course)? That gives her (at least) +1 hit points.

    • 5 02 2007
  • 7.  zomg (03:28:02) :

    Helen Hunt was in Twister, which is nearly the best movie ever made. +5

    • 5 02 2007
  • 8.  Smiley (03:41:43) :

    #3 – I don’t mind the caps because I always imagine when Justin’s shouting like this, he’s doing so with an overly pronounced, top of his lungs, flamer-like lisp. And he’s also dressed like Richard Simmons, complete with those sparkly sequined ball-hugging gym shorts, just flitting around the room, singing show tunes.

    As for Leelee – love the tits, but a bit of a butterface, depending on the angle.

    • 5 02 2007
  • 9.  JFetch (03:57:29) :

    She had a “wardrobe malfunction” also.
    http://www.insidesocal.com/outinhollywood/2007/02/the_dgas_from_scorseses_win_to.html

    • 5 02 2007
  • 10.  zach (04:52:04) :

    helen and the other bitch are both fugly put something better up damnit

    • 5 02 2007
  • 11.  geekazoid (07:48:08) :

    #9 — FOUL, FOUL!! How could you mention the malfunction, and then provide a link to a…a…WHAT? A “description??” (disappointed weeping). I almost couldn’t fap to it!

    • 5 02 2007
  • 12.  Neighborhood_Reject (08:15:14) :

    Anyone that has said that Leelee or Helen is “fugley” is confused, gay, or both. They are both beautiful women and your high expectations are the reason why you’ll never get laid and have to live at home with mom for the rest of her life. After that you’ll be a bum and jack-off while you watch LazyTown through your old neighbors window.

    • 5 02 2007
  • 13.  need (08:56:10) :

    Leelee also looks like porn star Avy Scott.

    • 5 02 2007
  • 14.  need (09:04:04) :

    http://www.avyscott.com
    See it for yourself.
    BTW, Leelee’s and avy scott’s voice sounds alike, too.

    • 5 02 2007
  • 15.  roscoe (09:36:14) :

    +3 hit points for LeeLee being 6 feet tall

    • 5 02 2007
  • 16.  Theo (11:15:01) :

    Trust me, Avy Scott has talents neither Leelee nor Helen possess.

    • 5 02 2007
  • 17.  DisconcertedGeorge (12:08:13) :

    ever since I watched Leelee walked slowly toward the camera in Joy Ride with her nipples leading the way, she is the hot.

    • 5 02 2007
  • 18.  MacDaddy (12:10:00) :

    Lee Lee is Hot, Butterface or not!

    I thought she was cute in that Armageddon Rip-off “Deep Impact”, but then was kind of hot/slutty/freaky as the slutty daughter of the costume shop guy in “Eyes Wide Shut”, who kept nailing the asian customers!

    Strangely, I too, thought Lee Lee and Helen Hunt were seperated at birth or at the very least, Mother/Daughter!

    And that’s a combo I’d hit Twice!

    PS: Helen Hunt wet t-shirt scene from As Good as it Gets = Hot!

    • 5 02 2007
  • 19.  Chris Hansen - Dateline NBC (12:28:35) :

    #8… please keep your homosexual fantasies to yourself… I actually gagged when I read your post…. partially because of the detailed description… partially because you seemed to be writing it in such a hopeful and somewhat horny way. Gross dude…

    • 5 02 2007
  • 20.  Cyberop (14:20:04) :

    she very hot

    BUT?

    Are those implants?

    • 5 02 2007
  • 21.  Smiley (14:27:51) :

    #19 – Keep reaching for that rainbow!!!! Oogah!! And by the way, what were you gagging on?

    • 5 02 2007
  • 22.  dmavsfan41 (14:47:40) :

    She looks absolutely fine to me, and if she’s really six feet tall then she might just be perfect.

    • 5 02 2007
  • 23.  roscoe (15:53:02) :

    imdb has her at 5’10″

    • 5 02 2007
  • 24.  middlehead (16:41:53) :

    #6 – She did go to Brown, but I believe she dropped out after 2 or 3 years. So 4, 5, or 6 semesters, depending.

    • 5 02 2007
  • 25.  Whits (16:52:24) :

    pics of the malfunction anywhere?

    i’ve always been a fan of her

    • 5 02 2007
  • 26.  Randy (17:27:16) :

    Hilary Duff + Porn Career = Me

    • 5 02 2007
  • 27.  hmmmm (18:44:24) :

    I APPROVE OF CAPS LOCK USAGE ON THIS INTERNET PAGE!

    • 5 02 2007
  • 28.  Tony (19:41:17) :

    Holy fuckin’ tits Batman! Damn she’s lookin’ good.

    • 5 02 2007
  • 29.  Blaze (20:20:55) :

    #9

    Holy shit. And where are these supposed pics? If no one alerted her, they must have taken pics. There’s no other reason.

    • 5 02 2007
  • 30.  Ike (20:39:43) :

    #29- My search on the intrawebs found nothing. Sad me.

    I would wreck that girl!

    • 5 02 2007
  • 31.  JohnnyBravo (21:15:49) :

    Uh Did LeeLee get implants? I remember that she use to have a flat chest.

    • 5 02 2007
  • 32.  HaventSlept in 24 hours (21:33:40) :

    I fapped to leelee in eyes wide shut

    dont lie you all did too right?

    • 5 02 2007
  • 33.  HaventSlept in 24 hours (21:40:07) :

    also I bet you didnt know that LeeLee is descended from the Polish royal family, she is in fact a minor princess of Poland

    LeeLee royal blood +100

    • 5 02 2007
  • 34.  Taco (22:34:44) :

    i thought you were nuts til i started looking at the pics. they should do something where they play mother and daughter parts.

    • 5 02 2007
  • 35.  Whits (22:54:42) :

    #31

    when? i think she’s always been stacked…

    • 6 02 2007
  • 36.  stucco (00:05:17) :

    She has the most fabulous chest I have seen in some time.

    • 6 02 2007
  • 37.  zach (00:25:36) :

    ok dumb shits let me say it again helen and leela or what ever the fuck her name is are both fugly bitches go to emilyosment.org and look at her modeling pics now i’d buy that for a dollar you sorry sacks of shit get with the program

    • 6 02 2007
  • 38.  Elder Young (00:31:06) :

    #1, more Keelee = yes, less Kristen (Bell I’m assuming) = NO

    Leelee’s got a decent face, but great boobies. Boobies FTW!

    • 6 02 2007
  • 39.  DisconcertedGeorge (04:07:30) :

    #37

    why are you looking at the face?

    • 6 02 2007
  • 40.  exelis (11:04:58) :

    Love her face. Uncommon beauty.

    No, they aren’t implants. They grew naturally.

    #18, Deep Impact was 20 times the movie that Armageddcrap was. That’s right, we carry gatling guns on the space shuttle as standard equipment WTF???!!!
    (…Not to mention that mentally unstable oil drillers wouldn’t be sent up, whether they were “the best” or not).

    • 6 02 2007
  • 41.  AngelBaby (11:58:01) :

    ^^^
    hmm…based on recent events, i wouldn’t be so sure about the mental stability of people that NASA chooses to put in space.

    • 6 02 2007
  • 42.  geekazoid (11:59:46) :

    #34–yes, they SHOULD play a mother and daughter…a mother and daughter who do dirty, nasty, hide-your-face-in-shame, but can’t keep coming back for more, nasty things.

    • 6 02 2007
  • 43.  Dead Monkey (12:55:29) :

    She’s extremely hot in Eyes Wide Shut

    • 6 02 2007
  • 44.  Coolstream (14:23:23) :

    Miss Sobieski’s breasts are fabulous and i personally think she should come to canada so i can make better use of them

    • 6 02 2007
  • 45.  exelis (19:08:10) :

    I’m gonna guess that Ms. Astronaut flipped her pancake since the last mission. Funny article, though.

    • 6 02 2007
  • 46.  exelis (19:09:21) :

    (last post directed at AB, of course)

    • 6 02 2007
  • 47.  Ike (19:44:53) :

    #37- Who the hell are you? And does your mommy (who gave birth to you when she was 15) know you use that language?

    • 7 02 2007
  • 48.  imatwirp (00:19:11) :

    I think she has filled out great… but I still think the one of the sexiest things is the way her top lip points a little bit… and of course her knockers are freaking nice…

    • 7 02 2007
  • 49.  Andre (14:56:40) :

    # 33 is corrrect. She is of royal blood. In 1683 Polish King John III (English translation, no idea what the Polish equivalent of John is) defeated the Ottoman (Turkish) army at the gates of Vienna.

    • 7 02 2007
  • 50.  Andre (15:57:50) :

    A PS to my previous entry, # 49.
    Polish King John III’s last name was Sobieski.
    Sorry I left that out.

    • 7 02 2007
  • 51.  dmavsfan41 (17:01:35) :

    I’m glad you added that, because I was wondering what on earth it had to do with Ms. Sobieski here. :P

    • 9 02 2007
  • 52.  geeekazoid (08:48:57) :

    Leelee from another angle

    • 9 02 2007
  • 53.  geeekazoid (09:14:13) :

    A short clip of Leelee stripping in front of a nazi. Is that wrong? Anyway, no actual nudity, but she only covers herself with her hands.

    Oh, and her headscarf is hawt!

    • 9 02 2007
  • 54.  MacDaddy (14:54:54) :

    #53…..Shaweeeet.

    It’s only a matter of time till she does a real nude scene, or shows up in Playboy.

    Or in the last 3 pages of Playboy, in that Celebrity Section. (Yea, that’s right, I have a subscription to Playboy, so what? wanna make something of it???!!!!)

    • 9 02 2007
  • 55.  geeekazoid (16:02:05) :

    #54…No, not at all. Excellent journalistic integrity there in the pages of Playboy. Yeah, that’s right…I read it for the…the ARTICLES, yeah.

    • 9 02 2007
  • 56.  dmavsfan41 (19:28:32) :

    I love the pic in #52. She looks so gorgeous there. :)

    • 10 02 2007
  • 57.  geeekazoid (20:23:17) :

    #56 – yes she does. That one really makes my penis happy!

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