Candyman. Candyman. Candyman. Candyman. Candym-
I think. I love. This video.
Three best lines?
He’s a one stop shop, makes the panties drop
He’s a one stop shop, makes my cherry pop
He’s a one stop shop, with a real big *uhh*
Oh. My. 😮
Christina > Avril
fact.
there is a FIRST time for everything
#1 | Comment by filthyfish — February 23, 2007 @ 8:02 pm
I love you AngelBaby… THX
#2 | Comment by filthyfish — February 23, 2007 @ 8:03 pm
well that’s not a very fair comparison. avril v. christina. she was here in dallas Wednesday, i hate i didnt get to go. i heard it was awesome. she puts on a real show.
p.s.
i best she’s a real firecracker in bed. *sigh*
#3 | Comment by Xan — February 23, 2007 @ 8:27 pm
p.s.s.
she makes me wanna live in that era so bad.
and.
AB, that’s a dirty trick posting a Christina video after justin tried to redeem himself with an Avril video.
#4 | Comment by Xan — February 23, 2007 @ 8:34 pm
^^^
don’t you mean dirrrty trick?
kekeke
#5 | Comment by AngelBaby — February 23, 2007 @ 8:37 pm
I’d Nail Xtina in a heartbeat.
Oh yeah…she hot!
#6 | Comment by MacDaddy — February 23, 2007 @ 8:48 pm
😐 … My mind basically completed that last sentence so vividly that I thought I heard it XD..
#7 | Comment by kthx — February 23, 2007 @ 9:44 pm
Your mission, should you choose to accept it: Kill Jordan Bratman and release Xtina back into the wild.
#8 | Comment by El Payo — February 23, 2007 @ 10:01 pm
Angelbaby is right again.
Fact.
#9 | Comment by Hellfire — February 23, 2007 @ 11:58 pm
Her singing still sucks.
#10 | Comment by The Deadly Superman — February 24, 2007 @ 12:07 am
Christina> Me
#11 | Comment by Smiley — February 24, 2007 @ 1:31 am
I would like to be in a Xtina-Avril sammich, please.
I’ll bring the meat and the mayo
#12 | Comment by Smiley — February 24, 2007 @ 1:34 am
Angelbaby is right on the money here. Avril looks like a guy anyways.
FACT
#13 | Comment by xpyr — February 24, 2007 @ 1:54 am
FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT!!!!
:p
#14 | Comment by Nick — February 24, 2007 @ 2:19 am
#10 – Compared to what? Opera? Aretha Franklin?
#15 | Comment by Rich — February 24, 2007 @ 4:03 am
This is just another example of advertisers using swing music to sell sex to retarded Mexicans.
#16 | Comment by Mr. Avril Legume — February 24, 2007 @ 4:13 am
I would prefer Christina over Avril any day. Not her best song, but nice anyway and she looks hot like usuall
#17 | Comment by Licking — February 24, 2007 @ 5:37 am
everybody knows her voice is so damn beautiful in singing, so does anyone how her moaning is like when someone’s thrusting her. just wish her hi-res sex tape were leaked.
#18 | Comment by Terrysky — February 24, 2007 @ 6:47 am
I see why you posted this particular vid.
It is clear proof that Aguilera is plagiarizing Lavigne: that thing where she plays 3 different girls with 3 different hair colors?
Avril did that first. Just look at the post order.
Christie’s a hack. She is no match for the father of punk.
#19 | Comment by Seriously — February 24, 2007 @ 8:30 am
i lose my load even thinking about her.
This shit blew my douchebag mind.
#20 | Comment by some douch — February 24, 2007 @ 9:16 am
is this new ? http://egotastic.com/entertainment/celebrities/patricia-heaton/i-see-patricia-heatons-nipple-002213
#21 | Comment by Tad Optomistic — February 24, 2007 @ 9:31 am
pretty new. was going to post that bout two days ago but figured nobody would appreciate it!!!! fuckers!
#22 | Comment by Justin — February 24, 2007 @ 10:47 am
Candyman Video > Girlfriend Video
But.
Avril > Christina
FACT!
#23 | Comment by Captain Faptastic — February 24, 2007 @ 11:23 am
Christina > (Brittany x 100)
I’d hit both, but the second one would be with my car.
Oh, yeah, since we’re talking about it,
Christina > Avril…. Way >
WP
#24 | Comment by Webpager — February 24, 2007 @ 11:56 am
#21 – i don’t know about new, but it’s definitely gross
#25 | Comment by AngelBaby — February 24, 2007 @ 1:12 pm
Christina Uglywhora? I didn’t know anyone still liked her. Ick. Gawd she’s gross.
#26 | Comment by exelis — February 24, 2007 @ 7:28 pm
#21 – No, those tits are about 48 years old.
#27 | Comment by Smiley — February 24, 2007 @ 10:04 pm
Now I remember why I joined the Navy.
#28 | Comment by MIDN2009 — February 25, 2007 @ 12:38 am
#21 – DO NOT WANT!
#29 | Comment by Chthulhu — February 25, 2007 @ 2:30 am
Can’t watch the videos. On dilaup.
Sheds a tear.
Faps anyway.
#30 | Comment by d00d — February 25, 2007 @ 2:38 am
Whoa. Awesomesauce!
Who were the two other singers? It almost looked like she was doing all three roles.
#31 | Comment by Lithium — February 25, 2007 @ 6:34 am
Who would have thunk it back in the day when the whole Christina vs. Britney thing started in the 90’s that we would be feverishly be fapping to Christina while skinhead Britney would make all our dicks sad IN 2007, not me thats fo sho. I declare with this video Christina the winnar by way hotness KO.
CHRISTINA WINS
FLAWLESS VICTORY
FATALITY
FRIENDSHIP
SEXALITY
#32 | Comment by DUDEMASTER — February 25, 2007 @ 12:54 pm
eh, i’d take avril over christina. she just has a cuter way about herself =P
#33 | Comment by MarkM — February 25, 2007 @ 11:48 pm
#31 – that is her in all 3 roles
#34 | Comment by Webpager — February 26, 2007 @ 2:17 am
#26 – how contrived…
#35 | Comment by filthyfish — February 26, 2007 @ 8:26 am
what lungs……
#36 | Comment by Ron Dingleberry — February 26, 2007 @ 1:58 pm
Aces and Eights!!!!!
#37 | Comment by LMS — February 27, 2007 @ 8:28 am