36 thoughts on “Trachtenbabe FTW!

  1. OMG I’m first. She makes me feel dirty.

    #1 | Comment by Bob's My Uncle — March 15, 2007 @ 12:04 am

  2. fat nose … primero

    #2 | Comment by bzd — March 15, 2007 @ 12:07 am

  3. Yes,she makes me feel dirty.

    #3 | Comment by hongcgi — March 15, 2007 @ 12:27 am

  4. she makes my pee pee happee.

    #4 | Comment by Xan — March 15, 2007 @ 12:34 am

  5. that’s actually pretty bad as far as fakes go

    but i’d take a real, clothed Trachtenbabe over a naked fake one any day

    #5 | Comment by David — March 15, 2007 @ 12:50 am

  6. I don’t think that’s too bad a fake, although I don’t think it’s necessary, she’s plenty hot and has plenty of good pics.

    Actually I don’t see what would make anyone certain it is a fake, care to share with me where to look?

    #6 | Comment by Kewtr — March 15, 2007 @ 1:55 am

  7. i’m almost 100% that this is the source for the pic i posted above.

    #7 | Comment by AngelBaby — March 15, 2007 @ 2:05 am

  8. That nose has its own voting precinct.

    I love you anyway trachtensplooge

    #8 | Comment by d00d — March 15, 2007 @ 2:13 am

  9. Nice, I like the headshot alone too. She’s great, including her nose.

    #9 | Comment by Kewtr — March 15, 2007 @ 2:45 am

  10. more like trachtenYUCK!

    #10 | Comment by Justin — March 15, 2007 @ 3:08 am

  11. If I’m going to fap to a faked picture of a celebrity there better be some pussy action. Not a bad effort, though

    #11 | Comment by TAINT — March 15, 2007 @ 6:15 am

  12. -pass

    #12 | Comment by MacDaddy — March 15, 2007 @ 9:42 am

  13. I’ll wait for the real nekkid ass in whatever upcoming movie she’s supposed to show it in.

    #13 | Comment by roscoe — March 15, 2007 @ 9:54 am

  14. Eurgh I don’t like her 🙁

    #14 | Comment by StalinSuperstar — March 15, 2007 @ 10:13 am

  15. That pic is old but it is 100% real

    #15 | Comment by Caspa — March 15, 2007 @ 12:10 pm

  16. There’s only 2 big shocks here.
    1. You assumed that it was fake
    2. It took you so damned long to discover it

    #16 | Comment by Caspa — March 15, 2007 @ 12:11 pm

  17. #15/16 – um…it is fake. or didn’t you see the other pic i linked to in #7?

    same exact facial expression and hairline.

    believe me, i wish this was not the case, but it is.

    #17 | Comment by AngelBaby — March 15, 2007 @ 12:19 pm

  18. I’ll wait for the butt shot she’s suppsoed to be filming.

    #18 | Comment by deedas — March 15, 2007 @ 12:27 pm

  19. #13/18 – that would be Beautiful Ohio. here’s what Michelle had to say about it in an interview…

    “It felt amazing because that was exactly what I had wanted. I didn’t necessarily read Beautiful Ohio and say ‘This is it. This is the one that’s gonna break me out.’ When I read the script I knew there was a sex scene. But it never mentioned any nudity. When we were nailing down the final deal points I got a call telling me there was no nudity in the sex scene, but there was nudity [elsewhere]. It was a big decision that I had to make. It’s my butt. It’s after the sex scene. We’re outside in the woods. It’s this scenic, beautiful shot of two naked bodies against a lake and… my tushy”

    “It’s not a stunt tushy, is it?”

    “[Laughs] Oh no, there’s no stunt double. That’s my ass [Laughs] It was nerve-wracking, but something that I felt was very necessary to the character.”

    FTW.

    #19 | Comment by AngelBaby — March 15, 2007 @ 12:38 pm

  20. everytime i see her i think of that terrible movie with her and rosie o’donnell when she was the detective….ugghhh thats some vomit right there

    angelbaby-come out to plaaayyaaay
    damn i love The Warriors

    seriously, what high school’d you go to? i went to dreher (damn i hope you aren’t this chick katie davis…shudder)
    and wheres your myspace page?

    myspace.com/rollturd

    #20 | Comment by crimson tide — March 15, 2007 @ 3:19 pm

  21. angelbaby come out to plaaaaayaaayyy

    THE WARRIORS RULE YOU ALL

    seriously, girl where did you go to high school- i went to dreher
    where’s your myspace page? why are you hiding in columbia???? are you onboard one of those hidden trolleys??

    myspace.com/alabamawheremenaremenandsheeparefrightened
    seriously- get in touch Angelbaby (unless you are this chick katie davis…ugghh)

    #21 | Comment by crimson tide — March 15, 2007 @ 3:21 pm

  22. ^^^
    wtf stalker.

    #22 | Comment by AngelBaby — March 15, 2007 @ 3:44 pm

  23. i’m not a stalker, cos i happen to live in the same town, i am just curious about why you hide yourself? are you a preacher’s wife or maybe gov. sanford’s anorexic wife?

    why are you hiding? is that why a girl works at this obviously man-friendly site? are you that fugly?

    once again i await a real response on myspace

    myspace.com/crimsontampax

    KEEP THE METAL FAITH ALIVE!!
    CHUCK SCHULDINER RIP!

    #23 | Comment by crimson tide — March 15, 2007 @ 3:53 pm

  24. ^^^
    i was teasing you. gosh!

    i don’t have a myspace, as i am not an emo teenager.

    tbytb

    #24 | Comment by AngelBaby — March 15, 2007 @ 4:10 pm

  25. i am actually a deathmetal fan (morbid angel, Death, etc)

    and i have a myspace cos i have no money for a cellphone (thanks USC)
    tbytb??? not sure what that means as i am not a teenage girl who text messages

    myspace.com/metaliztehghey

    Emo is for neutered males and extremely effeminate women

    #25 | Comment by crimson tide — March 15, 2007 @ 4:16 pm

  26. ^^^
    yes, yes…myspace.com/pulltheplug86

    we got it.

    now go study or something.

    wait, aren’t you supposed to be on spring break? why aren’t you off partying with the other kids?

    #26 | Comment by AngelBaby — March 15, 2007 @ 4:27 pm

  27. 25:Emo is for neutered males and extremely effeminate women

    As apposed to masculine women? You nasty motherfucker.

    /emo does suck balls though
    //but so does metal
    ///and myspace

    #27 | Comment by d00d — March 15, 2007 @ 6:54 pm

  28. It might not be a fake. She could have seen the fake, thought it was way cool and then decided to pose in exactly that same position. At least that’s what I keep teeling myself. FAP, FAP, FAP…

    #28 | Comment by Snarzy McSnigglePott — March 15, 2007 @ 7:11 pm

  29. I’ve seen this pic of Michelle elsewhere and it is a fake.. a SFW fake, but still.. Ms Trachtenberg is in my all time top 10 fappables..

    #29 | Comment by garth — March 15, 2007 @ 8:06 pm

  30. we don’t all have money for mexican drunk fiestas dumbass
    some of us work for a living and go to school, not operate beat-off site for a living

    you dumb heifer is this your career? go fuck yourself
    obviously you are ugly as hell, because despite NUMEROUS requests, you refuse to show off what you look like. most women take pride in their appearance, but since shame burns through your Andy Richter-like body, you instead operate a site dedicated to what you can never be- a hot women

    and dOOd go back to listening to Jay-z or whatever mtv tells you to listen to
    your idea of metal is probably good charlotte- did you enjoy the evanescence performance on jimmy kimmel? yeah i thought so douche

    #30 | Comment by crimson tide — March 15, 2007 @ 8:56 pm

  31. ^^^
    wow…being too poor to go home to dear ol’ bammy sure has made someone cranky.

    #31 | Comment by AngelBaby — March 15, 2007 @ 9:03 pm

  32. i am sure you clean up operating a semi-porn site with no subscriptions….good business plan retard

    omigod! its Forest Acres Police! watch out or they will write you up for speeding!

    fakeass heifer

    of course your ‘boyfriend’ is a police officer…..maybe Nash Bridges? when that forklift gets there to life your 500lb ass out of your parents basement

    I will be laughing at your misery-FACT

    myspace.com/isuckcockfor$$$

    #32 | Comment by crimson tide — March 15, 2007 @ 9:22 pm

  33. ^^^
    just for shits and giggles i checked out that piece of lame you call a myspace site. i’m laughing my ass off at you bragging about finally making a 4.0 for one semester. i bet a high-school dropout could ace that list of pushover classes you took. you should try on a real courseload like the ones i took during my undergrad at USC. organic chem, microbiology, human molecular genetics, biotechnology. oh, but then you’d actually be pursuing a REAL major, and not one that’s gonna hang over the toilet in your trailer while you’re out delivering pizzas to people like me.

    also, i couldn’t help but notice you’re OBSESSED with Carolina’s athletics and athletes. are your feelings still hurt that Spurrier told bammer they could take their “12” national championships and their bags of cash and shove them where the sun don’t shine? that stung didn’t it? or is it that you can only DREAM of being as revered on campus as star football players are? aw, don’t worry, i’m sure there are plenty of skanks who think grungy dudes who listen to shitty metal bands are cool. maybe you can slip one a roofie and finally lose your cherry. good luck with that.

    #33 | Comment by AngelBaby — March 15, 2007 @ 9:34 pm

  34. #19 is my favorite post! Ever.

    On this small rotating rock full of misery, death, fat overpaid businessman stuffing their pockets with the blood of the poor, the environment being raped for it’s natural wonder just to put up another theme park, inane TV shows brainwashing the public, the relentless pursuit of money and material goods that drives us all into the grave before we can enjoy them …

    there is still hope!

    Young, nubile females are still willing to get naked on camera for the benefit of mankind in it’s search for the perfect fap. Trachtenberg saves the day!

    Ohio has never sounded so beautiful.

    #34 | Comment by DisconcertedGeorge — March 15, 2007 @ 11:51 pm

  35. Give ‘im hell, Angel…damn! Some people just cant’ respect a person’s privacy. The ‘intarweb’ is the haven of the mentally imbalanced & nobody should be giving out their personal information casually. Of course, the mentally imbalanced don’t see that as common sense. That’s what makes them mentally imbalanced, ya know.

    Oh! Thanks for the Trachtenpic, AB…very nice, fake or not.

    #35 | Comment by Hellfire — March 16, 2007 @ 11:53 pm

  36. I think she’s hot as hell. And she totally likes anal, which is cool.

    #36 | Comment by Sad But True — March 30, 2007 @ 7:57 pm

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