I haet you Quiznos

Okay, is anyone else besides me totally SICK of seeing the following commercial?

Would someone please give this dizzy bitch some meat already?

Oh wells, I guess it could be worse. I should just be thankful they haven’t brought back the creepy rodent-things with the human teeth…


38 thoughts on “I haet you Quiznos

  1. My Mom just told me about that ad last week and she loves it, thinks it’s sooo funny. I don’t mind the girl so much, but I do hate Quizno’s dried out cracker sandwiches.

    #1 | Comment by Kewtr — March 22, 2007 @ 12:39 am

  2. OK I never watch TV so I don’t see this that much. So now I love the girl.

    #2 | Comment by Kewtr — March 22, 2007 @ 12:53 am

  3. That girl luvs the cock sandwich. I wonder if :

    a) That was all scripted

    b) It was a slip of the tongue/badly phrased remark that she now greatly regrets making in the first place and got suckered into signing the release form.

    c) She is suing Quiznos.

    d) She is getting a lot of cock.

    #3 | Comment by Smiley — March 22, 2007 @ 1:31 am

  4. Bring in a coupon, any coupon…

    #4 | Comment by YourMom — March 22, 2007 @ 2:07 am

  5. aw come on, the spongmonkeys are awesome

    #5 | Comment by zomg — March 22, 2007 @ 2:07 am

  6. I thought I was the only one who hated that comment. I do however, find solace in the fact that her friend didn’t laugh and left her hanging.

    The only thing worse than being the only one laughing at your joke…is being the only one laughing at your joke on national tv.

    #6 | Comment by grey_fox24 — March 22, 2007 @ 2:57 am

  7. I can’t watch all these damn videos so, nice ass: http://rapidshare.com/files/9578046/set_138.zip.html

    #7 | Comment by d00d — March 22, 2007 @ 3:26 am

  8. Is she talking about a 6 inch?

    #8 | Comment by Justin L — March 22, 2007 @ 3:32 am

  9. RESPECT…..fo real

    #9 | Comment by JonKing — March 22, 2007 @ 4:28 am

  10. I also hate this fucking commercial!!! Nothing irks me more than commercials trying to pawn off actors as “real” people. That fucking laugh of hers makes me want to shove a car antenna up her nose. Those two crazy rodent guys were pretty cool, though. Don’t hate.

    #10 | Comment by TAINT — March 22, 2007 @ 5:33 am

  11. In the words of Jay of Jay and Silent Bob fame – “This one LOVES the cock!”

    #11 | Comment by GOB Bluth — March 22, 2007 @ 6:34 am

  12. that commercail hasnt aired in texas yet i guess, but i can SEE how that can get annoying (and offensive) real quick.

    that puppet thing scares the hell out of me.

    #12 | Comment by Xan — March 22, 2007 @ 7:12 am

  13. btw, both of those commercials beat those dumb ass subway commercials. i fucking hate that jared guy.

    #13 | Comment by Xan — March 22, 2007 @ 8:14 am

  14. Less fat! More meat!

    #14 | Comment by Nobody — March 22, 2007 @ 8:33 am

  15. hasnt aired in texas??… i have seen that commercial i’ll say going on 75 times now and counting…you must not have a local quiznos, maybe thats why you arent getting the commercials…. where in texas do you live?

    #15 | Comment by texas — March 22, 2007 @ 8:39 am

  16. Oh FUCK I hate that commercial.

    I see it hourly and just wanna slap the hell out of her for being so fucking ditzy. I’ve never heard a single girl with that laugh who managed to keep my interest 10 seconds meeting her, but it’s just so…patronizingly stupid.

    Well, I guess it’s better than the spongemonkeys and extreme sell-out power of rathergood.com. Maybe. At least I can still hear “we like the moon” during the sellout version.

    #16 | Comment by ZekeDMS — March 22, 2007 @ 8:39 am

  17. I can’t stand that commercial for so many reasons, but the main thing I can’t stand about it is that the whole point is calling out subway for not having a “prime rib sandwich on garlic bread.” That’s way too specific. Now that subway has toasters, quiznos can go to hell.

    #17 | Comment by braden — March 22, 2007 @ 9:09 am

  18. People still watch ads? That’s sooooo 1990s!

    I don’t mind any ad in which a woman admits to liking meat!

    I can’t wait for the next ad in which a guy says there is so much meat in every bite, it’s like having beef curtains on the sandwich.

    #18 | Comment by DisconcertedGeorge — March 22, 2007 @ 9:12 am

  19. Yeah, that commercial airs in Dallas a LOT. We saw it 12 times (we counted) during NCIS/The Unit on Tuesday night. I keep telling my son that her laugh would make a great ringtone…

    #19 | Comment by cog — March 22, 2007 @ 9:15 am

  20. This is fucking hilarious. quiznos fucking sucks, but that girl sucks fucking cock.

    ZekeDMs, I’d suggest giving women a little more of a chance than having a boisterous laugh. Maybe you’ve never met a girl with a laugh like that who could hold your interest. Personally, I’ve never met a girl who laughed like that who wouldn’t suck my dick within an hour. So, personally, I’m willing to put up with a shitty laugh.

    you seem to act like you want a smart girl, and then moronically you assume you can tell an IQ score from the way a chick laughs. What kind of moron are you?

    #20 | Comment by Soulstar — March 22, 2007 @ 9:17 am

  21. i guess i dont watch as much tv as i thought. =/

    #21 | Comment by Xan — March 22, 2007 @ 9:33 am

  22. I hear these commercials on the radio all the time, they make me want to continuously punch my radio.

    #22 | Comment by Yak — March 22, 2007 @ 9:38 am

  23. I don’t think I’ve ever liked a Quiznos commercial. They almost invariably annoy me. Subway doesn’t do much better. They’re both heinously expensive. $3.50 for ham on 6 inches of bread? It’s decent, but not that decent.

    #23 | Comment by dmavsfan41 — March 22, 2007 @ 11:37 am

  24. i got a sandwich for her, involving my wiener being SANDWICHED in between her two cheeks

    #24 | Comment by skarastajamondudeleethereturnofthefap — March 22, 2007 @ 11:59 am

  25. I like her nervous laugh and the reaction of the other woman.

    Someone should do a news report about her.

    #25 | Comment by doppletwo — March 22, 2007 @ 12:22 pm

  26. The commercials with those rat things just made me picture the things getting all up in the sandwiches, with their cleetus teeth and rat hair… haven’t been back to quizno’s since.

    #26 | Comment by Brian — March 22, 2007 @ 6:20 pm

  27. When I saw this I thought of this site.
    Holy shit, that’s depressing.

    #27 | Comment by Woah — March 22, 2007 @ 6:29 pm

  28. Blimpie’s is better than both Subway and Quizno’s, but the Blimpie’s by my house closed down suddenly one day. It made me sad, and I don’t know where another one is.

    For some reason, all the best fast food places around here closed up. I have to drive like 20 minutes for the closest Hardee’s. But the 2/3 pound monster burger is SOO worth it.

    Yeah, i get off-topic fast. Especially with a hangover.

    #28 | Comment by The Deadly Superman — March 22, 2007 @ 8:45 pm

  29. We have a Blimpie’s but unfortunately they cost just a shade more than the disappointingly costly Subway. 🙁

    #29 | Comment by dmavsfan41 — March 22, 2007 @ 9:35 pm

  30. #8, Quiznos doesn’t make 6″ sandwiches. I believe they come in 4″, 8″, and 11″. I can tell that this annoying woman won’t settle for anything less than a nice 8″.

    #30 | Comment by Elder Young — March 22, 2007 @ 11:30 pm

  31. The one speaking does nothing for me, but I’d turn her friend over and give her some meat.

    #31 | Comment by Flyboy — March 23, 2007 @ 9:19 am

  32. I dont want to sound dumb but WTF is Quiznos??? Is it like subway or sumthing?
    (BTW im from Australia so we might not have it here)

    #32 | Comment by Pawluk — March 23, 2007 @ 9:52 am

  33. hahaha god i loved those rodent things –
    “They got a pepper bar!”

    #33 | Comment by rodents with teeth — March 23, 2007 @ 10:28 am

  34. rathergood.com
    i almost dare say it is better than foobar.com
    well it would be if it included boobies and hot chicks but
    Joel Veitch rocks

    #34 | Comment by mo-boobies — March 23, 2007 @ 8:48 pm

  35. Thank the fucking gods I am not alone in this. Seriously, I want to fuckstart that girl’s head everytime I hear this commercial. HOW ABSOLUTELY ANNOYING that damn laugh is at the end. *shudder*

    If I didn’t already not eat at Quizno’s, their commercials would make me want to not eat at Quizno’s.

    #35 | Comment by TheLuzah — March 24, 2007 @ 12:43 pm

  36. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d9WT8tSjl7U

    Here is a better version of the commercial.

    Notice that the sub is “mouth watering” and they guarantee that you will be “satisfied”.

    This a scary demon posed recut version http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eZJIBuGHFfY

    WARNING: Do not watch the recut version or you will want to punch me in the face!!!

    Goat Remix: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JF-GzbmgMzU&NR

    Uber Meat Mix: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CubbWKTjkpQ&NR

    Krispy Kreme commercial about filling holes: http://www.ifilm.com/video/2830081

    #36 | Comment by doppletwo — March 24, 2007 @ 1:54 pm

  37. Soulstar:

    “Personally, I’ve never met a girl who laughed like that who wouldn’t suck my dick within an hour. So, personally, I’m willing to put up with a shitty laugh.”

    Yeah, I’ve got better things to worry about than finding annoying girls who’ll blow me.

    “you seem to act like you want a smart girl, and then moronically you assume you can tell an IQ score from the way a chick laughs. What kind of moron are you?”

    zomg serious internet business. Also, it’s not the laugh itself. It’s everything she says and does in those few seconds that presents the “horrid vapid bitch” persona. No thanks.

    Also, please vary your attacks on me. Calling me a moron twice doesn’t work, it’s like calling Paris Hilton a “slutty bitch who’ll suck your dick in an hour because she’s a slut.”

    Thank you, have a nice day 😀

    #37 | Comment by ZekeDMS — March 24, 2007 @ 10:42 pm

  38. What if Cock girl is that annoying person in your office that you try to avoid like a MOFO around lunchtime becasue if he/she spots you…you’re stuck going to eat when them…So now the other girl has to go around work like “No, I don’t like cock girl! We ain’t cooll like that!” Shit…I have to much time on my hands.

    #38 | Comment by A-dog — April 2, 2007 @ 11:07 pm

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