This was in my comments thing yesterday. The one for my Rupaul post.
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you know, i don’t think you even realize just how boring you truly are! you obviously spend a lot of time working on this site, but it still sucks! what the hell does that say about you? and you’re majoring in Mass Communications, you say? what the hell are you going to do with your life?because i swear, you are so boring, you put people to sleep!!! !!!!!!!!!
i can’t stand little fuckers like you! you and everyone else who thinks their life is so wonderful, people would want to read about it on the net. get off your high horse man! you’re just a skinny little piece of shit (who must have a small penis because God would not make a choad like you be well-endowed) who should be shot on site!
it’s obvious that you must get most of your hits because of all the porn, because you have nothing else that anyone would want to see unless they have some twisted obsession with you, which i doubt anyone in their right mind would! they would have to be twice as pathetic as you are!
Posted by Willow @ 12/05/2001 08:40 AM GMT
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(There’s a follow up comment to that. Check it out if you like)
Let me address this point by point.
First of all… uh… if you actually read my site, you would probably already know by now that i do know how boring i am and how the posts on this site do suck. BECAUSE I PRACTICALLY COMPLAIN ABOUT IT LIKE… ooh say… ALL THE TIME. DUH. And yes, i obviously spend a lot of my time with this site… you wanna know why? BECAUSE I HAVE NOTHING ELSE BETTER TO DO. Why? BECAUSE I’M BORING. I NEVER DO ANYTHING AND I DON’T GET OUT MUCH. Everybody knows that. What does my site sucking have to say about me? Oh well… i dunno… how about the fact that I SUCK TOO? Again, something i’ve pretty much been saying about myself EVER SINCE I STARTED THIS SITE. Something which, again, everybody knows.
What am i gonna do with my life? Seriously, i have no idea. But right now, i’m seriously contemplating trying to hunt you down via your IP address THAT HAS BEEN LOGGED and asking my hacker type friends to DO SOMETHING TO YOU SOMEHOW. Since you didn’t have the guts to leave an e-mail address for me to send my LEGIONS OF FANS (if i even have any at that) to e-mail you to death (kind of what i told them to do to this fucker, someone who seems to share the same traits that you have i.e STUPIDITY).
It’s funny, if i’m SOOOOO boring, i’m wondering why i’ve been getting e-mail EVERYDAY from people who practically love the site (or so they say… maybe for the porn or maybe for the writing… but i’m guessing the porn, just look at my latest guestbook entry for example). And if you’ve actually been READING the site long enough (and had done your RESEARCH, something that you and this fucker didn’t do), you’d find out that i’ve NEVER thought of myself to have a ‘wonderful life’ and, i’ll say it again, that i’ve always been complaining about who the hell would even wanna read my shit. Because i KNOW it’s boring. To me anyhow.
And you know, people who tell other people that they have small penises usually have small penises themselves.
“it’s obvious that you must get most of your hits because of all the porn”
Uh. Hello? NO NEED TO STATE THE OBVIOUS. I think EVERYBODY AND THEIR MOTHER’S CAT KNOWS THAT.
“they would have to be twice as pathetic as you are!”
OOOH. Look at that. For those of you who actually read and/or like this site, he’s practically saying that all you guys are twice as pathetic as i am! BE OFFENDED.
Anyway, for those of you hacker types out there who would like to do something to this obviously cowardly and stupid motherfucker who didn’t bother to leave an e-mail address, i submit to you his IP address:
[12/05/01 08:41 AM] [65.141.45.175] Willow added a comment to entry #277 (Ru!)
This fucker had better pray that he doesn’t have a static IP address and any open ports should any one of you decide to do something to him.
Here’s his ISP. 0-2pool45-175.nas11.miami1.fl.us.da.qwest.net
He uses Qwest, and he lives in Miami.
BE AFRAID YOU LITTLE SHIT. BE AFRAID.
But seriously now, if any of you out there are gonna bad mouth me and/or my site, AT LEAST come up with something that i haven’t already said about myself and/or my site… PLEASE?
Your lack of originality confounds me sometimes. I’ll say it again, NO NEED TO STATE THE OBVIOUS.
And for the love of Kirsten Dunst, at least READ and RESEARCH my site a bit before you start talking shit about it. And leave an e-mail address. So i can do something bad to you. Har har har.
Let me address this point by point
First off, justin, your one bad mother fucker, and I hope to god I never get on your bad side.
Secondly, yeah your boring, but that’s what half of us come here for, to find someone more pathetic and sad than ourselves, so as to raise our self esteem.
The porns an added bonus
This guy is obviously a moron. Morons like himself and that other guy should not be allowed on the internet. There’s anough stupidity online
without these dingle berries adding more.
Your right, these guys don’t research your site, if they did they’d grow to love your Kirsten Dunst obsession and your other quirks.
Lastly, Justin there is one problem I can find with your site. You don’t plug me enough
#1 | Comment by Maven — December 5, 2001 @ 12:11 pm
I agree with that there maven fella, those two guys are stupider than a raccoon sleeping in the back of ma truck, and you don’t plug that there maven fella enough. I’ve seen his site it’s better than my sister on our prom night!
#2 | Comment by Joe Bob — December 5, 2001 @ 12:14 pm
Well thank you Joe Bob for your thoughts. And thanks for plugging my site in your post.
Those guys are "stupider than a raccoon sleeping in the back of ma truck" as you put it. With all the power over the e/n sites Justin swings you never mess with him. He rules with an iron fist as far as I can see. Fuck even I bow before him, and I disrespect any form of athority (being a true punk).
Just the other day I did the stupidest thing you could do and asked for a plug from Justin. He went off on me so bad I was reduced to tears in a matter of minutes. This from a guy half way around the world that I’ve never met.
All I can say right now, is all the idiots out there who want to challenge a diety like Justin better go ahead and hide with Osama cause there is no escape from Justin.
By the way do I detect a southern accent Joe Bob?
#3 | Comment by Maven — December 5, 2001 @ 12:31 pm
I am outraged at that fucker and at salon.com.
If nothing else, webcam sites are safe sex. Or fantasy. Those old bitches and that ugly kid are just pissed that their sites don’t get any hits.
Fuck ’em. Fuck ’em in the ear.
#4 | Comment by The Alpha Male — December 5, 2001 @ 1:46 pm
haha. will’s right.. you can’t have one without the other.. anyway who gives a shit, we love you anyway.
#5 | Comment by stephanie — December 5, 2001 @ 4:45 pm
Why yes maven, Louisiana born and raised. I have owned a chiken farm since 1984. I am what you call a "collector of eggs".
#6 | Comment by Joe Bob — December 6, 2001 @ 5:33 am
Babe,don’t get ur panties in a bunch…. Kat was just messing with u. Geez, for some1 who goes around bitching about how people take u too seriously…. well, lets not get into that. I don’t have the time, anyway.
Don’t hold a grudge. She meant no harm.
#7 | Comment by Z — December 6, 2001 @ 6:46 am
I love you Justin. Heart and soul, in an oddly remote, utterly platonic, and fully "I don’t really know you" sort of way…I love you.
#8 | Comment by thess — December 6, 2001 @ 12:01 pm