Kirsten Dunst’s Spidey senses must be shot to pieces after she went on a huge pub bender.

Her boyfriend Johnny Borrell had arranged a session at the indie world’s favourite pub, the Hawley Arms in Camden, after Kirsten’s appearance at the premiere of Spider-Man 3. The 24-year-old actress began the evening at 6pm looking bright-eyed and bushy-tailed on the red carpet in Leicester Square. She wore a demure high-necked dress which reached below the knee. But two parties later, Kirsten – who by now had changed into a shorter dress with a bustier bodice – was looking more than a little dishevelled.

Whatever could have happened?

Well, after the Spider-Man 3 premiere, she went on to the afterparty at the Freemasons’ Hall in Covent Garden. After that, Johnny whisked her off to the Hawley, popular with stars like Sadie Frost and Amy Winehouse, where she apparently availed herself of the refreshments on offer.

She eventually stumbled back to the Covent Garden Hotel just before 4am.

PS: Spider-Man 3 is going to PWN.

20 thoughts on “KIKI VERY DRUNK LOLZ

  1. those two are gonna spawn some fugly kids.

    #1 | Comment by AngelBaby — April 24, 2007 @ 11:50 pm

  2. Dunst sucks. She’s never been attractive, and she’s possible the worst casting that could have been made for Mary Jane short of casting a male. I’m not hopeful that Spider-Man 3 will be all that great, since they are using the most overrated Spider-Man villain of all time (Venom).

    #2 | Comment by Kthulhu — April 24, 2007 @ 11:50 pm

  3. If only she was drunk all the time.

    #3 | Comment by frank_the_dolphin — April 24, 2007 @ 11:54 pm

  4. Does anyone really ever get back home before 6 when going out partying anyways? Give the girl a break.

    #4 | Comment by deedas — April 24, 2007 @ 11:54 pm

  5. ^^^

    woah woah woah now. Vemon is teh awesome.

    and i bet you if they dont do anymore spidey movies (as toby mcguire mentioned) there will be a Vemon movie. bet.

    #5 | Comment by Xan — April 24, 2007 @ 11:57 pm

  6. i heard today they are already selling pirate copies of Spidey 3 on the streets in China.

    Justin will prolly have one by the end of the week. bet.

    #6 | Comment by AngelBaby — April 25, 2007 @ 12:06 am

  7. You know what could have made the Spiderman movies a lot better?

    Kirsten Dunst not being in them. Her acting sucks.

    Yeah, I said it!

    Oh, and Venom is awesome. Always like Carnage more though. Better than Doctor Octo, what a homo he is.

    Fucking superhero movies. All of them suck, except Batman Begins.

    The X-Men movies sucked. Maybe because it had Halle Berry in it, and her acting sucks. But more than likely, it was because the X-men were fags to begin with.

    Yeah, I said it, Wolverine sucks cock!

    Now, Lobo, now there’s a comic book character that kicks ass.

    I’m not sure where I was going with all this. I’ll shut up now.

    X-men still suck though.

    #7 | Comment by The Deadly Superman — April 25, 2007 @ 12:29 am

  8. She is uglier than Michelle Wie, I wouldn’t even in real life, and that is saying something. True story.

    #8 | Comment by Kewtr — April 25, 2007 @ 1:43 am

  9. Who the hell is the ‘mo she’s with in these pictures? Please – he needs to come out of the closet. Look at him in the first 2 pics. This guy should have been on Will & Grace, not on Kirsten’s arm.

    She needs to find a real man to escort her. Find someone like Derek Rahkonen (Professional bull rider, looks like a young Tim McGraw) or Clint Bowyer (NASCAR driver – Go #07 Jack Daniels Chevy)(or hey, an older normal guy like myself that’s available….). Let her know that Hollywood isn’t the only excitement of the world. The dude she’s with probably excites her because he knows her fashions by name. Yeah… ‘mo.

    #9 | Comment by Webpager — April 25, 2007 @ 2:15 am

  10. She looks like she just had one of those back alley abortions. She used to look so cute in Bring It On.

    #10 | Comment by Smiley — April 25, 2007 @ 2:38 am

  11. If her BF had gone to my high school, he would have been called a “gaywad.”

    And if she had gone to my high school she wouldn’t have been called.


    #11 | Comment by mister — April 25, 2007 @ 6:37 am

  12. Man, she did look good in Spiderman in that wet shirt. But when have her tits ever looked as good as that again?

    Plus, she’s got the same face as Billy Corgan. Don’t see them at the same time do you?

    #12 | Comment by DL — April 25, 2007 @ 8:52 am

  13. What makes you say that III is going to pwn? Going by the first two, it ought to be godawful.

    Now there was a “What if…” comic book that had Punisher finding the venom suit and having the mental stamina to control it instead of letting it control him. THAT should have been a real storyline.

    #13 | Comment by exelis — April 25, 2007 @ 10:34 am

  14. ^^^
    i’ve heard rumors that Punisher might take up the Captain America persona for awhile…

    #14 | Comment by AngelBaby — April 25, 2007 @ 10:38 am

  15. He seems a bit too gritty to wear that costume, if you know what I mean.

    Still, interesting rumors. I guess I’d have to see what they did with a concept like that.

    #15 | Comment by exelis — April 25, 2007 @ 10:49 am

  16. She was super hot in Bring it On and Spiderman and it really is unfortunate that she’s become a voluntary victim of gravity; but if she wants to go out and get sauced, so what? Like any one of us hasn’t been a pathetic drunk at some point. I don’t care, I still think she’s hot.

    At least I did until read #12; now I can’t get past her looking like Billy Corgan. fuck. I hope this doesn’t mean I’m hot for Billy Corgan. Now I’m really confused.

    P.S. I’ve always thought that Reese Witherspoon looks like Mogwai (Gizmo)

    Still I think Reese is hot – does this mean that I’m hot for Gizmo too?

    #16 | Comment by clash — April 25, 2007 @ 12:10 pm

  17. He’s got it bad, bad, bad… He’s hot for Gizmo!

    (apologies to Van Halen)

    #17 | Comment by exelis — April 25, 2007 @ 12:50 pm

  18. #12 has a point! xD

    Ps. WTF is with the boots? ew.

    #18 | Comment by MeowMix — April 26, 2007 @ 3:07 pm

  19. what is that douchebag guy wearing?
    cowboy boots and some sort of stretchy form fitting pants?
    and somehow his beat up belt perfectly matches his beat up boots…

    i cannot believe there are guys like this getting laid….

    oh great christianity.. protecting the weak from the strong…

    maybe kirsten is a lesbian…?

    #19 | Comment by yawn — April 27, 2007 @ 2:42 pm

  20. holy lord.. look at the guy’s t-shirt…
    he’s trying to show cleavage…

    someone kill me…

    #20 | Comment by yawn — April 27, 2007 @ 2:46 pm

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