Sneak peek at some hotness from the July issue of GQ.
I’ll swap these out for the hi res goodies when they hit the intarwebs.
ps. Side benefit of this post is that I don’t have to look at Michael Moore’s fat smug face when fubar loads in my browser window. FTW!
Goddess.
#1 | Comment by Uncle Rico — June 21, 2007 @ 12:55 am
*FAP*
Penis breakage
#2 | Comment by DUDEMASTER — June 21, 2007 @ 1:01 am
oh my gods…
“that’s hot”
#3 | Comment by MIK — June 21, 2007 @ 1:14 am
Jessica2 = priapism = class-action lawsuit over loss of consortium.
As good as it gets.
#4 | Comment by Kewtr — June 21, 2007 @ 1:31 am
Yumm! 😉
#5 | Comment by Crackpot Live — June 21, 2007 @ 1:38 am
Jessica Biel is definitely hotter than Jessica Alba. I feel like I have a one in a gazillion change of shagging her as opposed to Alba (The queen of the one night stands) I just have to turn up before bedtime and be out of there before breakfast.
#6 | Comment by frank_the_dolphin — June 21, 2007 @ 2:45 am
*jaw drops*
she’s so hot.
#7 | Comment by ochocinco — June 21, 2007 @ 3:26 am
pretty much universal here at fubar, biei > all (especially alba)
love it!
#8 | Comment by MrShadow — June 21, 2007 @ 3:38 am
Indeed one of the hottest women in the universe, i’m gonna cry myself to sleep thinking about these pictures (ok, i’m not ONLY gonna cry…).
#9 | Comment by furtivman — June 21, 2007 @ 6:50 am
do not agree.
#10 | Comment by Xan — June 21, 2007 @ 7:45 am
Alba, Biel, Alba, Biel, Alba, Biel, Alba, Biel, Fap Fap Fap Fap Fap Fap – Spontaniusly Combusts!
#11 | Comment by MacDaddy — June 21, 2007 @ 9:15 am
I’m out!!!
/It’d be the best 5 seconds of her life.
//7th Heaven babes are typically pretty hot.
#12 | Comment by &E — June 21, 2007 @ 9:17 am
Where’s the one of her dribbling water down her chin like a stroke victim?
#13 | Comment by mike — June 21, 2007 @ 9:21 am
Although I’m not the biggest fan of biel, it looks a lot better then that fat as morron in the last post, thanks Angelbabe
#14 | Comment by Licking — June 21, 2007 @ 9:49 am
I think I just filled the cup!
#15 | Comment by Tanaka — June 21, 2007 @ 9:57 am
where’s the hires? ofc i can fap to lowres too..
#16 | Comment by padda — June 21, 2007 @ 10:22 am
Oh god. Oh god. Oh god.
And yet, it’s not as hot as that commercial for her new movie. There’s an akward time to be watching TV with relatives. “Oh, they’re real. Here, feel.”
#17 | Comment by ZekeDMS — June 21, 2007 @ 11:51 am
Now this is the DLT I’ve come to love. *fap*
#18 | Comment by sketch — June 21, 2007 @ 11:54 am
that body is sick.
caramel.
#19 | Comment by tehpunk — June 21, 2007 @ 12:14 pm
I feel about Jessica Biel how Justin feels about Jessica Alba.
Not attractive at all.
#20 | Comment by dave — June 21, 2007 @ 1:37 pm
We’re so lucky that a photographer just happened to come upon a scantily clad Jessica Biel on a beach, in the throes of ovulation and heat, her insides itching to be fertilized.
#21 | Comment by FapTastic — June 21, 2007 @ 1:45 pm
#20….if you don’t find Alba or Biel attractive, it is time to reavaluate your sexuality.
Have you considered the fact that you may be gay?
#22 | Comment by MacDaddy — June 21, 2007 @ 1:51 pm
She’s attractive, but there’s something about her face that’s a little meh. I’m just picky, I guess. Every time I see her, I think of Mackenzie Rosman. Hott!
http://easydoesituniversity.com/2005/10/20/87/
#23 | Comment by Mike — June 21, 2007 @ 3:46 pm
her face looks messed up
#24 | Comment by Observant — June 21, 2007 @ 5:06 pm
Yeah, there is something horribly wrong with Jessica Biel’s face:
IT DOESN’T HAVE MY DICK NEXT TO IT.
Something must be done about that asap.
#25 | Comment by Poster — June 21, 2007 @ 5:55 pm
Nice shins.
#26 | Comment by gulliver — June 21, 2007 @ 6:28 pm
*fap* :O Dear lord she’s smoking hot
#27 | Comment by Mr T — June 21, 2007 @ 6:49 pm
Definitely appreciate the pics. But what’s up with everyone always talking about Jessica Biel like she’s Aphrodite or some shit? She’s hot, but not THAT hot. Take away the body and this girl’s got a slightly above average face. You know you know this to be true, admit it.
#28 | Comment by Tony — June 21, 2007 @ 7:00 pm
im sad to say this but i have been visiting kwert’s site ALOT more then fubar
this site needs a content standard… or maybe a ratting system
factors to consider…
age
amount of skin
fame
hilarity
the amount of caps justin uses in the title
and how many time you expect people to either A) mention jojo B) mention lazy town or C) ask about anglebaby pics
ps, anglebaby is keeping this site together
#29 | Comment by Coolstream — June 21, 2007 @ 9:51 pm
jessica biels’ body is unreal. I’d throw it in her.
#30 | Comment by Doug G — June 22, 2007 @ 1:34 am
Want to touch the hienie
/Adam Sandler weird voice number three
I would eat any flavor of frozen youghart out of her butt.
And I hate frozen youghaurt.
#31 | Comment by doppletwo — June 22, 2007 @ 3:16 am
In some pics she actually looks not as hot as she used to. Too bad but can’t be helped.
And I have to agree with #29, Kewtr is on a roll and it would be too sad if fubar wouldn’t match it 🙂
#32 | Comment by Dead Monkey — June 22, 2007 @ 4:27 am
Doesn’t she has a real brother named Justin?
#33 | Comment by need — June 22, 2007 @ 5:38 am
She’s so damn Hawt i can barely stand it!!
#34 | Comment by Charlioso — June 22, 2007 @ 6:56 am
#20. You may have caught teh ghey.
#35 | Comment by &E — June 22, 2007 @ 8:46 am
i don’t see any nose hair.. wth is with these low res shots
jk :p
#36 | Comment by yawn — June 22, 2007 @ 12:54 pm
Horseface strikes again!
#37 | Comment by FJ — June 22, 2007 @ 10:13 pm
NICE! Two penises up!
#38 | Comment by thetacokid — June 23, 2007 @ 11:24 am
There’s some Hi Res scans over at http://forums.superiorpics.com/ubbthreads/showflat.php/Cat/0/Number/1342340/an/0/page/0#1342340
#39 | Comment by Kito — June 24, 2007 @ 4:41 am
^^^
merci beaucoup, i’ll add them straight away.
#40 | Comment by AngelBaby — June 24, 2007 @ 4:45 am
Jessica Beil is one of the ugliest women I have ever seen
#41 | Comment by thefilthelement — June 24, 2007 @ 10:21 am
Then you have not seen very many women. You should get out more.
#42 | Comment by Kito — June 25, 2007 @ 4:11 am
HQ Scans
http://www.hotcelebshome.com/jessica-biel-gq-magazine-hq-scans-july-2007/
#43 | Comment by HCH — June 25, 2007 @ 8:00 am
She’s the best ass to come out of Minnesota, hands down…
#44 | Comment by Boom-Boom — June 25, 2007 @ 10:54 am
anyone seen the mary elizabeth winstead pics from this gq issue? very nice
#45 | Comment by fanto — June 25, 2007 @ 12:32 pm
^^^
i’m surprised Justin hasn’t posted them…he’s in love with Mary.
#46 | Comment by AngelBaby — June 25, 2007 @ 2:05 pm