Rita Kvist

So I’d never heard of this girl or her coming-of-age movie, Lime, until someone posted a link to this YouTube clip in a comment. Probably because she and the movie are Norwegian.

She’s a beautiful girl, looking to my eyes like a cross between a young Piper Perabo and a teenage Denise Richards. I guess it’s those pouty lips that make me think that.

After watching this clip, I’m understandably curious, so I decide to IMDB the film. And I see comments like these…

Why the HELL did they have to show Tanja naked ALL the time? The showerscene was a complete waste of time and all those changings of clothes; why!?! I mean, come on, she is only 15, her body isn’t really the main interest here

I don’t mind seeing naked girls. In fact; I enjoy seeing naked girls. So why don’t I love Lime, a film where the main character Tanja, played by Rita Kvist- one of the cutest girls in Norway, undresses in every second scene?

But the director spoils what could have been a good movie by focusing way to much on her young actress’ body. What is for example the point in the scene from the girls locker room? And do we have to see every time Tanja changes her clothes?

Tanya is almost 15 with nude scenes in this movie (yes nude), angry and unhappy, she’s in love with another girl Henrik 13


Suffice to say, the commenters over at IMDB are of a decidedly different sort than the commenters round these parts. So has anyone here actually seen this movie? Granted, depending on where you live, you may not want to answer that question on a public website…


58 thoughts on “Rita Kvist

  1. (Um do I really want to be the) FIRST (to say that shes pretty cute?)

    #1 | Comment by Willy — July 18, 2007 @ 1:27 am

  2. wheres the snatch!? teh NOODIE!!!! i want to see the raisins!!!

    #2 | Comment by Xan — July 18, 2007 @ 1:33 am

  3. She’s very cute. And underage nudity isn’t against the law. Underage porn certainly is. As long as the nudity isn’t overly sexualized, it is not going to be considered porn. Even clothed minors, if sexualized, can be considered pornographic. Remember Thora Birch at the end of American Beauty? She was only 16 when that was filmed. And she was topless. And you can buy that DVD everywhere.

    So maybe Norway is a bit more liberal than the US. Or maybe, like most of Europe, they see nudity as what it is. Just people (God’s creations) without clothes (man’s creations) (I don’t mean to put any specific religion up for anyone). They see it all the time at their beaches, parks, etc. For most Europeans, nudity is no big deal. They are not living in a puritanical society. We are.

    #3 | Comment by Webpager — July 18, 2007 @ 1:42 am

  4. The movie might claim she’s 15, but IMDB notes she is 22, born January 1, 1985.

    #4 | Comment by Webpager — July 18, 2007 @ 1:48 am

  5. Damn – foot in mouth… Typed before I researched. Yeah, she’s 22 now, but the movie was released in 2002, so probably filmed 2000 to 2001.

    #5 | Comment by Webpager — July 18, 2007 @ 1:50 am

  6. That’s hot.

    #6 | Comment by Paris Hilton — July 18, 2007 @ 1:52 am

  7. ‘What is for example the point in the scene from the girls locker room? And do we have to see every time Tanja changes her clothes?’

    No one’s this stupid. They can’t seriously be looking for an answer to these questions.

    #7 | Comment by TheBigGSN5 — July 18, 2007 @ 2:10 am


    #8 | Comment by Lock — July 18, 2007 @ 2:29 am

  9. i’m as hard as the brick of a cellphone she uses.

    #9 | Comment by tehpunk — July 18, 2007 @ 2:35 am

  10. So, not to focus away from the clear point of the video, but does anyone know the song playing?

    #10 | Comment by Perfect Tommy — July 18, 2007 @ 3:03 am

  11. the song is creepy

    I want to know it too

    #11 | Comment by The_Abyss — July 18, 2007 @ 3:17 am

  12. I’d watch the YouTube if I wasn’t too busy getting the torrent going so I can watch the non-sexualized nudity.

    #12 | Comment by Kewtr — July 18, 2007 @ 3:30 am

  13. I have a small clip of this movie.

    But I can’t post it here.

    For FBI reasons.

    #13 | Comment by dex — July 18, 2007 @ 3:49 am

  14. u wish Kewtr 😉

    #14 | Comment by dankai — July 18, 2007 @ 3:51 am

  15. i can’t find a torrent. anyone have better luck?

    #15 | Comment by Pierce — July 18, 2007 @ 3:55 am

  16. Torrents. Post them you must.

    #16 | Comment by HantarisH — July 18, 2007 @ 4:17 am

  17. http://www.donnasdvds.com/Under16.html

    more stuff for angelbaby

    #17 | Comment by JehovahWitness — July 18, 2007 @ 4:53 am

  18. Yeah, no luck here. Anyone found the torrent?

    #18 | Comment by Mike — July 18, 2007 @ 6:07 am

  19. WoW. And where may I find this dvd? Hmm? Where? I can’t take the suspense…

    #19 | Comment by perv#1 — July 18, 2007 @ 7:15 am

  20. Strangely, it is not available through Blockbuster online.

    I was hoping for more in the UTOOBE clip

    #20 | Comment by Tim — July 18, 2007 @ 9:14 am

  21. http://www.donnasdvds.com/Under16.html

    I’m sure someone will find this useful…

    #21 | Comment by Bob Dole — July 18, 2007 @ 10:20 am

  22. Here’s a small, crappy sample vid:


    #22 | Comment by Phife — July 18, 2007 @ 10:56 am

  23. gotta love those europeans…

    #23 | Comment by yawn — July 18, 2007 @ 11:26 am

  24. Phife, it is short, but it’s more than I could find. : )

    Sorry to say it, but without a torrent this post fails hard. Hard like steel…

    #24 | Comment by Mike — July 18, 2007 @ 11:40 am

  25. In case nobody figured it out already….you may go to the following webpage, scroll down half-way until you see the box cover for LIME.
    From there you may download or purchase the film in all its uncensored artistic glory. This flick has been around for over 5 years so I doubt anybody’s gonna send out the posse. Besides, it IS art. Technically and legally. Nevermind the fact that in Norway it gained wide release as a mainstream film. Not much worse than Blue Lagoon or Endless Love really. Not NEARLY as creepy as that KIDS movie with Rosario Dawson. Or so I heard…uhhh, yeah.

    #25 | Comment by Chest Rockwell — July 18, 2007 @ 1:41 pm

  26. Or, just use e-mule ^^


    #26 | Comment by DaRk 4n6eL — July 18, 2007 @ 1:50 pm

  27. i’d put my penis in her vagina.

    #27 | Comment by laceyshusband — July 18, 2007 @ 3:40 pm

  28. I see the Denise Richards resemblance, but that girl doesn’t even kinda remind me of Piper Perabo.

    #28 | Comment by Tony — July 18, 2007 @ 6:45 pm

  29. So has this officially become a pedophile’s site? It’s getting creepier and most unpleasant here by the second.

    #29 | Comment by ted — July 18, 2007 @ 8:43 pm

  30. #29, when someone says a girl is naked in a movie, and then doesn’t supply me with the nakedness, I get frustrated. She’s an attractive girl, and she’s not that young, (only 4 years younger than me), so I don’t see it as a big deal. If she’d been younger, then creepy would be accurate.

    #30 | Comment by Mike — July 18, 2007 @ 9:52 pm

  31. I actually see no resemblance to Denise Richards. And thankfully very little of Piper Perabo. This Rita chick is hotter than both of them together.

    #31 | Comment by billy bob — July 18, 2007 @ 10:16 pm

  32. AB, I think your description of her is right on the mark. A veritable cross between those two has yielded a beautiful result.

    #32 | Comment by Fubarvet2 — July 19, 2007 @ 12:03 am

  33. ^^^
    well, i’m glad someone besides me saw it.


    #33 | Comment by AngelBaby — July 19, 2007 @ 12:04 am

  34. I didnt see it, but i would. and im glad to see some smut back on this site. it was getting pretty boring. gone are the days of psycho girl and libby hoeler. How i truly miss those better days.

    #34 | Comment by john — July 19, 2007 @ 1:10 am

  35. “This has always been a pedo site, people simply hide behind social taboos… You’re old enough to have sex when your body tells you to, get over yourself, and get over all these idiotic social faux pas… Instead of pointing fingers at the ‘perverts’ who find these girls attractive, point fingers at those too immature to see that sexuality is an expression, of lust, of love, of simple desire, and sometimes of frustration and anger. I don’t see anyone angry about the naked 15-year-old, so I think we’re good…”

    “This was a good find, she’s pretty, and she is not afraid to show it off. Good for her!” ^_^

    #35 | Comment by Ryu — July 19, 2007 @ 1:15 am

  36. “Oh, and just to ruin it for Justin, does anyone see the Trachtenberg resemblance in there?”

    #36 | Comment by Ryu — July 19, 2007 @ 1:19 am

  37. The song is “Be My Lover”, by Morten Abel.

    #37 | Comment by dummy — July 19, 2007 @ 1:46 am

  38. http://www.donnasdvds.com/Under16.html
    i am so buying some of these dvds including this “lime” movie

    #38 | Comment by Dave Mustaine — July 19, 2007 @ 3:16 am

  39. i dont particularly want to go to any site called “under16” to be honest.

    #39 | Comment by silverchip — July 19, 2007 @ 11:32 am

  40. Yep, I reckon the Feds will have your ass for clicking. Damn Feds!

    #40 | Comment by Sports Fan — July 19, 2007 @ 12:33 pm

  41. I think Jason is having a good laugh at all your expence. I have seen the movie LIME. It has no nudity.

    #41 | Comment by slicc — July 19, 2007 @ 6:50 pm

  42. ^^^^

    #42 | Comment by Me — July 19, 2007 @ 8:15 pm

  43. Unless there’s another version of this film, the nudity claimed by the reviewers is highly exaggerated.

    There’s only 3 scenes in the entire movie with any kind of nudity and they last a few secs. Much ado about very little.

    #43 | Comment by zandozan — July 20, 2007 @ 2:25 am

  44. She looks like a young piper perabo

    #44 | Comment by Miguel Ferreira — July 20, 2007 @ 7:09 am

  45. zandozan:

    I agree. From the comments, They make it sound like she’s completely naked for half the movie. I just watched the entire movie an all I saw was three very brief peeks at a nipple and a mostly obscured view of her getting into a bathtub. Very dissappointing as far as nudity goes.

    #45 | Comment by Raze — July 20, 2007 @ 1:19 pm

  46. ^^^
    Awwww and I was gonna look for this movie. You just ruined it for me.

    #46 | Comment by Pawluk — July 20, 2007 @ 2:33 pm

  47. Nudity in every other scene? Riiight…and I’m really a walrus. Those who haven’t seen this movie, feel extremely grateful. Those who have seen it and who aren’t in a boredom induced coma, congratulations. Worst hype ever.

    #47 | Comment by Caspa — July 20, 2007 @ 2:50 pm

  48. Maybe… Maybe you watched some sort of bogged down censored non-Norwegian version?



    #48 | Comment by HantarisH — July 21, 2007 @ 12:02 pm

  49. Ryu, that’s a good argument for your court case. Putting it in quotes is a weird mix of being stupid and arrogant at the same time.

    #49 | Comment by tom — July 21, 2007 @ 6:11 pm

  50. “Calling anyone but yourself arrogant, especially over the internet, is generally a great sign of arrogance… And I’ll bet good money you’re one of the great majority of people who fall under the former…”

    “And honestly, I’ll proudly buy some soap-on-a-rope because I refused to be a contributor in the majority idiot pool… I won’t waste any more time than I already have retorting your stupidity, or explaining myself, because I can guarantee you’ll ignore me, and I am simply happy to know, that I do not conform to stupidity.”

    “You should be quite proud, though, that you can blow it out your ass, and shit out of your mouth at the same time… Many people have trouble just patting their head and rubbing their stomach…”

    #50 | Comment by Ryu — July 22, 2007 @ 12:25 am

  51. I come from Norway and I have seen this movie, it’s really not a great movie.. It’s very pooor acting and in Norway it got hyped to the limit, she became the-up-n-coming-star when it came… Rita never acted again.. The song playing in the background is a Morten Abel song called “Be my lover”.

    #51 | Comment by axxxo — July 23, 2007 @ 5:22 am

  52. warning the above ed2k link is in Norwegian and no subtitles
    good thing emule includes preview option

    #52 | Comment by mo-boobies — July 23, 2007 @ 9:43 pm

  53. ^^^
    somehow i don’t think anyone here who downloads this movie is all that interested in what language the dialogue is in.

    just a wild guess.

    #53 | Comment by AngelBaby — July 24, 2007 @ 12:32 am

  54. Hmm I’m Norwegian.. Should be able to get a hold of it sometime, even though the nudity is apparently exaggarated..

    #54 | Comment by orry — July 24, 2007 @ 10:20 pm

  55. Hey if someone ever actually buys a “dvd” or a “downloadable” from any of this sites, post you review in the purchase…
    Mostly just to see if you’re still free or the feds got to your house as soon as you clicked

    #55 | Comment by Charlioso — July 30, 2007 @ 6:34 am

  56. OMG!!!!! because of this post i kept surfing these sites and found in IMDB this tittle just read the damn plott and comments…
    Cant Wait To see it

    #56 | Comment by Charlioso — July 30, 2007 @ 6:44 am

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  58. I made the YouTube clip, cool to see the reactions on here.
    Tehpunk’s comment “I’m as hard as the brick of a cellphone she uses.”, is priceless. :-p

    #58 | Comment by thegrimyeaper — September 17, 2007 @ 7:24 am

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