By the way, the winner was Miss Colorado (my pick) for those of you who didn’t catch the show. FTW!
dont link this
WAUGH!
By the way, the winner was Miss Colorado (my pick) for those of you who didn’t catch the show. FTW!
omgz… so much for me being proud to be an american
*hangs head in shame*
#1 | Comment by ted — August 26, 2007 @ 11:28 am
I just got dumber.
What was she even talking about?
Americans can’t find the US on a map, so we should help education in South Africa?
#2 | Comment by sodapopinski — August 26, 2007 @ 12:03 pm
she’s blond, and from south carolina what do you expect?
#3 | Comment by lswalker — August 26, 2007 @ 12:05 pm
Miss South Carolina for teh Secretary of Ejucation and Maps!
#4 | Comment by Whatever — August 26, 2007 @ 12:24 pm
They should have asked a question that would test the skills that we all hope she has.
#5 | Comment by Grammaton_Cleric — August 26, 2007 @ 1:20 pm
OMG.
#6 | Comment by mister — August 26, 2007 @ 1:51 pm
WTF just happened, just now?
#7 | Comment by KaKa — August 26, 2007 @ 2:43 pm
*just before Miss Carolina walks on stage*
Coach: Ok, Sweety. All’s you have to do is repeat the in the form of an answer….and um….and um….OH! mention Iraq and Africa….yeah, that always works!”
Miss Carolina: “DERRRR….MMMKAY!!!!”
*Miss Carolina walks off stage*
Coach: “….D’oh!”
#8 | Comment by Xan — August 26, 2007 @ 3:24 pm
WOW….
This was the saddest thing ive seen in a while..
WOW is all i have to say…
#9 | Comment by Angel — August 26, 2007 @ 3:41 pm
WOW….
This was the saddest thing ive seen in a while..
WOW is all i have to say…
I feel sorry for the kids who had to watch this..
#10 | Comment by Angel — August 26, 2007 @ 3:41 pm
Fucking typical stupid bible belt hayseed!
#11 | Comment by Brian — August 26, 2007 @ 4:21 pm
At least we now know why so many americans can’t locate the US on a map
#12 | Comment by Aiii — August 26, 2007 @ 4:31 pm
http://www.morganquitno.com/edrank.htm
check out S.C. “smart rating”
#13 | Comment by Brian — August 26, 2007 @ 4:37 pm
They probably shouldn’t have posed that question to one of the 5 Americans who can’t find the US on a map. Maybe we can send her to South Africa to help improve her education!
#14 | Comment by council24 — August 26, 2007 @ 4:41 pm
Have you guys seen that MTV show Two-a-days about the Alabama HS football team? First season, a couple of UofA bound cheerleaders couldnt spell “sweet” and almost put “sweat” on the big banner. Next season, 2 different UofA bound cheerleaders weren’t sure whether Bambi was a boy or girl. Ah, SEC schools (of which Bama and SC are members)… Awsome Football – Bad Book Lernin’ (Vandy Excused)
#15 | Comment by BobBobson — August 26, 2007 @ 6:57 pm
Help the Iraq, Caitlin Upton! Give U.S.Americans maps!
#16 | Comment by keep the faith — August 26, 2007 @ 8:04 pm
This girl is dumber than a box of rocks. It’s sad she’s not smart enough to write books, unlike Paris Hilton.
http://www.amazon.com/Confessions-Heiress-Tongue-Chic-Behind/dp/074326665X/ref=pd_bbs_sr_1/104-6165394-9198326?ie=UTF8&s=books&qid=1188176328&sr=8-1
#17 | Comment by Carl Monday — August 26, 2007 @ 9:02 pm
God bless the ladies from the Carolinas, I’m located in northern VA so there’s a large population of Carolina natives here. They sure are easy on the eyes but I probably wouldn’t expect much of a productive conversation out of any of them, much less a beauty queen. With that said, I’d completely ravage her southern Carolina.
#18 | Comment by Dr. Phil mmkay? — August 26, 2007 @ 9:20 pm
and i live in South Carolina…
🙁
#19 | Comment by AngelBaby — August 26, 2007 @ 9:44 pm
To be fair, I’ve never understood the point of questions in a beauty contest.
#20 | Comment by Seriously — August 26, 2007 @ 10:13 pm
^^^
seriously, that’s an excellent point. until they start using GPA and SAT scores as qualifiers for the contest, what’s the purpose of asking them these dumb questions?
#21 | Comment by AngelBaby — August 26, 2007 @ 10:20 pm
I’m going to guess that it is for the visually impaired. Whereas the grading scale is: the dumber the answer, the prettier the contestant.
AngelBaby: do you really live in SC? Because my NOVA elitist comment still stands. : )
#22 | Comment by Dr. Phil mmkay? — August 26, 2007 @ 11:04 pm
Wow. She’d sound a lot less dumb with a cock in her mouth.
@ #20 – I agree wholeheartedly. I’m told they’re going for a “total person” concept, but c’mon.
#23 | Comment by Duffman — August 26, 2007 @ 11:12 pm
That would have been a perfect time for a wardrobe malfunction.
#24 | Comment by Scratch — August 26, 2007 @ 11:30 pm
Yay! AngelBaby is from SC!!! Me too!!!
…Except that now I’m in Alabama. I guess acording to that smart rating list someone posted, I’ve gone from bad to worse 🙁
#25 | Comment by Pyronuc — August 27, 2007 @ 12:20 am
dumb bitch
#26 | Comment by Gordon — August 27, 2007 @ 12:47 am
“Miss South Carolina for teh Secretary of Ejucation and Maps!”
Second that
#27 | Comment by JonKing — August 27, 2007 @ 2:00 am
Safe to say she lost points there
#28 | Comment by tomas — August 27, 2007 @ 2:38 am
What a fucking idiot. South Carolina is for retards.
#29 | Comment by Patch — August 27, 2007 @ 4:30 am
I’m in SC, but I’m not exactly from here. I was going to say that not everyone from SC is retarded, but most of the people I know are from other places. And why does everyone from Ohio come down here? Is there a sign in Ohio that says “Come to South Carolina”? Sorry, I had to rant.
#30 | Comment by Scratch — August 27, 2007 @ 4:41 am
Isn’t the point of questions for the judges to check how these girls present themselves so they can see if they can put up with them at public functions for the next year?
#31 | Comment by Aiii — August 27, 2007 @ 5:00 am
At this point she could replace Karl Rove and she’d still make more sense than Bush. Blah Africa, blah blah blah US Americans. Blah Iraq, blah blah blah education blah Iraq, blah blah war on terror. Alberto Gonzales jello-shots, yay!
#32 | Comment by Dr. Phil mmkay? — August 27, 2007 @ 5:49 am
Muhahahahahahahaha
Haven’t laughed so much in a long time.
Offtopic: Alexa Vega turned 19 today. Have you people seen her imdb profile pic ?
#33 | Comment by abhijeet1in — August 27, 2007 @ 8:56 am
This has nothing to do with the above, but I want to bring it up: Last night, August 26, on “Teen Choice 2007,” on Fox, Miley Cyrus got an award, I believe for best Comedy Actress. She looked lovely. Leggy with some nice cleavage, showing that the kid has grown up in the right places. Justin could probably not receive the show. But could someone, who taped it post some pictures on here? Thanks.
#34 | Comment by Andre — August 27, 2007 @ 11:59 am
Miss Colorado is already legal! WTF! We’re robbed!
#35 | Comment by smash — August 27, 2007 @ 3:08 pm
#30, it’s not just sc, here in nc yankees show up and complain about how things were up there and why we don’t do it like that. go back home yankees!!!
#36 | Comment by lswalker — August 27, 2007 @ 3:34 pm
^^^
ya rly.
YANKEES GO HOME!
#37 | Comment by AngelBaby — August 27, 2007 @ 4:03 pm
As funny as all of that is….and GODD have I been laughing all day about this!
And TY #23 for making me laugh so hard I actually spit my soda out!
But seeing the little “response” from the “judge” they added to the end of the video, was just GLORIOUS!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YTjaYaORCKo
#38 | Comment by MacDaddy — August 27, 2007 @ 5:42 pm
for the record, 1st…
and 39th…
had to watch the video again just for entertainment
#39 | Comment by ted — August 27, 2007 @ 6:38 pm
Yeah, she’s about as sharp as a bag of wet hair.
Then again, I feel that way about most people I meet.
#40 | Comment by Jonstafa — August 27, 2007 @ 8:13 pm
#38- that is from billy madison i think. wish a judge had actually said that to her face tho ;x
#41 | Comment by Evestay — August 28, 2007 @ 12:02 am
The point of these questions is obvious.
A smart answer would alert the porn industry to find her some semi-stylish dark framed glasses, a desk, maybe dust off an old typewriter, and an office-appropriate suit to accentuate her physical assets. Once in place, prepare the contract for signing, and upon her legal execution of said documents, pamper her with a $50 Merle Norman cosmetics gift card and throw in the “How To Stifle Your Gag Reflex – For Dummies” book as a bonus for her past appearance in a national beauty contest.
This may be her best option at this point and I selfishly feel she would do well to take it.
#42 | Comment by Fubarvet2 — August 28, 2007 @ 12:16 am
#34: Glad you brought it up. Miley’s tits looked absolutley wonderful at the Teen choice awards and I have it on my DVR in HD.
#43 | Comment by Dave Mustaine — August 28, 2007 @ 12:25 am
#34: http://www.mileyfansgallery.com/thumbnails.php?album=492
not the best quality. but you can get the job done.
#44 | Comment by Dave Mustaine — August 28, 2007 @ 12:30 am
Ok, “I don’t wanna sound queer or nuthin'” but was that Mario Lopez hosting? Gayest straight man on the PLANET!
#45 | Comment by MIK — August 28, 2007 @ 7:46 am
I think I heard someone laugh in the background. Maybe they were crying in shame over what just transpired. Dumb BITCH.
#46 | Comment by mayhem — August 28, 2007 @ 10:22 am
too much spending time with the whole football team
#47 | Comment by jay — August 28, 2007 @ 12:11 pm
I’m from SC also. I can hardly watch this without cringing. Tsk tsk. We’re not all like this. A lot of people are, but not all of us.
Someone at my work today said she was on the Today show this morning and a lady said that all the other contestants were told before hand what their questions would be, but SC was not. And that all the other questions were about subjects such as Paris and Lindsay Lohan. Furthermore, than Donald Trump is flying her and her family back to where the contest was to find out why this happened.
I don’t know exactly what was said on that show, but if that is all truth… she does deserve to get some answers. But putting that aside, what the hell does Iraq and South Africa have to do with the US people finding our own country on a map?
#48 | Comment by TheNewZackMorris — August 28, 2007 @ 1:26 pm
#44: Thanks! I found some better quality high res pix on Miley’s web site. Go to
hannahmontana.net/ The pictures we are tallking about are close to the top. It does not look like you can click on them, but you can. When they come up, click on the individual picture again and you get a large high res shot.
You will find other appearances of Miley further down on the same site. Most will enlarge nicely.
#49 | Comment by Andre — August 28, 2007 @ 2:37 pm
#48 even if shes not given a copy of questions, she should still be able to give a pretty good/simple answer to the question…..come on these girls have been in pageants since they’re small….and what type of pageant will ask questions about the 2 most famous celebskanks in the world
#50 | Comment by kookie — August 28, 2007 @ 8:33 pm
Wow. Dumb as a sack of hammers.
Poor thing. That was painful to watch.
#51 | Comment by Chuck — August 28, 2007 @ 10:31 pm
so I think we know in which state those one fifth of Americans are living.
South Africa.
#52 | Comment by DisconcertedGeorge — August 29, 2007 @ 11:13 am
emily lookd too much like her brother……who am i fappin to? *opens eyes* haley joel? NOOOOOOO!
#53 | Comment by chuckie — August 29, 2007 @ 6:17 pm