Seen the new Hayden Panettiere Neutrogena ad? You can download it here. She’s all bubbly and cute in it.
There’s a coupla shots of her playing with the the ultra-foam cleanser just like how i’d imagine her to be playing with a certain other gooey white substance.
And then rubbing it onto her face.
Indeed the guys behind that ad seem to have finally realised one of their phantasms…as Hayden says, “go get a facial!!” (well she said it in my head).
Oh by the way…FUCKING FIRST !!
#1 | Comment by Furtivman — September 20, 2007 @ 10:02 am
OMG…. One facial…cumming right up…
#2 | Comment by TheMan — September 20, 2007 @ 10:41 am
cum facials are the worst kind of heterosexual porn available to man.
If I wanted to see someone elses sperm on a hot girls face… I don’t even know how to finish that sentence. Who would want to see that, I don’t get it.
#3 | Comment by Aiii — September 20, 2007 @ 10:41 am
#3:
I would lick to see it!!
I would love it actually. it are teh bestest!
#4 | Comment by stealmyfoot — September 20, 2007 @ 10:58 am
will gladly fap for hayden skin maintenance…..
#5 | Comment by stolenfoot — September 20, 2007 @ 11:34 am
#3- You’re right: facials are degrading and twisted.
Yet I just can’t stop dreaming about my splooge all over Hayden’s perky face.
#6 | Comment by Milhouse — September 20, 2007 @ 11:50 am
^^^^
i think that’s what #3 mean, your owm splooge on a hot chicks face is greatness, but seeing another dudes splooge on a hot chicks fae is gay. boy/girl porn is gay in general. maybe im not imaginative enough to remove the guy and insert me… :-/
#7 | Comment by Xan — September 20, 2007 @ 12:22 pm
Thats a really cute advert, Hayden’s totally hot. On the subject of coming on someone’s face, my wife has just pointed out that the new Argos catalogue sells adult sized Stephanie style pink wigs. Time to save it up for a week then crack out the camcorder methinks.
#8 | Comment by thiessen — September 20, 2007 @ 12:52 pm
What do you call it when you Photoshop a video? Premiere it? Final Cut Pro it? Either way, someone needs to get to work.
#9 | Comment by Scratch — September 20, 2007 @ 1:15 pm
I never got the appeal of Hayden (and I’m a HUGE Heroes fan). Cute, fer sure. But hot?! C’mon, she’s only hot if you’re into really young-looking school-aged tee–oh…ok, yeah-nvm.
#10 | Comment by Dr. Phil mmkay? — September 20, 2007 @ 1:40 pm
Careful there Dr Phil you’re making us horny. lol
#11 | Comment by thiessen — September 20, 2007 @ 1:48 pm
“Bored?…Go wash your face!”
WTF? Such an interesting angle to play in advertising. How can we make it FUN to use our face wash? Let’s just have Hayden SAY it’s fun… Yeah, that’ll work!
What the fuck ever. This was a stupid advertising idea. Although they did at least feature Hayden playing around in the bathroom, so it’s not all bad. Just seems dumb to me to try to play up how “fun” it is to use their soap.
#12 | Comment by Pyronuc — September 20, 2007 @ 2:19 pm
To be fair, my wife bought some of the frothing soap stuff and squirting it in your hand then rubbing it allover your body feels quite… oh wait nevermind. Back to the hetro thoughts… cheerleaders, spunking on, check!
#13 | Comment by thiessen — September 20, 2007 @ 2:38 pm
She needs to do an Herbal Essence commercial.
#14 | Comment by Scratch — September 20, 2007 @ 4:25 pm
This isn’t hot at all. It would be way hotter if she was rubbing chocolate sauce all over her face and washing it off with lemonade.
#15 | Comment by Smiley — September 20, 2007 @ 4:40 pm
She was on the Tony Danza talk show once and she said she was an Italian-American, so skin care has to be important since they tend to be greasy.
#16 | Comment by Louie — September 20, 2007 @ 4:56 pm
Looks like she got a money shot from an elephant. Gross!
#17 | Comment by Tony — September 20, 2007 @ 6:11 pm
She’s perfect for Neutrogeena, althout Noxzema should have tried to get her first.
#18 | Comment by Kewtr — September 20, 2007 @ 7:50 pm
http://img207.imageshack.us/img207/3137/haydenpanettiere119br5.jpg
We definitely need some more Hayden.
#19 | Comment by abhijeet1in — September 20, 2007 @ 9:03 pm
^^^^
There is definitely a bit of nipple through her suit in that picture.
#20 | Comment by sodapopinski — September 20, 2007 @ 9:15 pm
everybody just wants to see her boobies cause she is on a hit show.
#21 | Comment by sfda — September 20, 2007 @ 9:30 pm
One of the side ads on the post was:
hayden tourism
Get the scoop from travelers who know Hayden.
#22 | Comment by Louie — September 20, 2007 @ 11:57 pm
#19:
I shoop’d out those people in the background, as to make for a better wallpaper.
http://img183.imageshack.us/my.php?image=haydenwt7.jpg
#23 | Comment by Steevyn — September 21, 2007 @ 12:06 am
#24…
excellennnnttt…. (cue huge Mr. Burns sneer)
#24 | Comment by Pyronuc — September 21, 2007 @ 1:58 am
#21, actually, I just want to see her boobies ’cause she’s damn HOT!! I could give a rat’s ass less whether or not she’s on a “hit show.” Although I probably wouln’t know about her if she wasn’t. Anyway, it’s got nothing to do with the show she’s on, and all to do with the fact that she’s damn hot and I want to have sex with her. Many times.
#25 | Comment by Pyronuc — September 21, 2007 @ 2:08 am
Thank you steevyn for the wallpaper 🙂
“……..just like how i’d imagine her to be playing with a certain other gooey white substance.” —–> We didn’t need this sentence…
#26 | Comment by Louis — September 21, 2007 @ 4:56 am
Someone with video skills need to snip out the part where shes dispensing the soap into her hand and superimpose something over the hand cream bottle. Just a thought…
#27 | Comment by Psyper — September 21, 2007 @ 7:29 am