66 thoughts on “LAZYTOWN + WIFE = “YOU SHOULDN’T BE WATCHING THIS””

  1. …..

    no comment

    …..

    *is rocking in a corner* “never again, never again, never again, teh evul”

    …..

    #1 | Comment by Me — September 21, 2007 @ 7:20 pm

  2. lol. i loved watching this show…O.O

    anyway, Spartacus is the greatest superhero of all time, he could beat up anyone. fact.

    #2 | Comment by Xan — September 21, 2007 @ 7:25 pm

  3. p.s.

    …just because i search for things like this…

    http://www.amazon.co.uk/Lazy-Town-24-Plush-Stephanie/dp/B000JZ0JAM

    #3 | Comment by Xan — September 21, 2007 @ 7:28 pm

  4. I’m shocked that no one’s sued this show because their child broke their neck attempting the stunts the gay guy in the blue does.

    #4 | Comment by grey_fox24 — September 21, 2007 @ 7:28 pm

  5. Of course she scolded you! You were wearing to a pink wig, a pair of size 6 purple platform sneakers and a glitter covered gag ball. Silly Justin.

    Tell her you were doing research for work. The client? The Wang Institute.

    #5 | Comment by Smiley — September 21, 2007 @ 7:36 pm

  6. lolz pwnt.

    #6 | Comment by AngelBaby — September 21, 2007 @ 7:54 pm

  7. Don’t those dumbasses know eating toothpaste is toxic? And also that the chick in the pink wig needs some jugs and a few years in an oak aging barrel before I can really dig her.

    #7 | Comment by Kewtr — September 21, 2007 @ 8:04 pm

  8. Your wife should have had the energy to smack the ever-loving shit out of you and said “You can act like a man.” Fucking lame shit.

    #8 | Comment by P. Bear — September 21, 2007 @ 8:57 pm

  9. hahaha How did you explain yourself? Whats the big fuckin’ deal anyway? Shit at least you weren’t on ytmnd, sucks to be you.

    #9 | Comment by Skarasta — September 21, 2007 @ 9:24 pm

  10. For a place called Lazytown they have too much energy.

    I just got scolded by Jessica Biel for watching that.

    True story.

    Just ask Justin’s wife.

    #10 | Comment by DisconcertedGeorge — September 21, 2007 @ 9:34 pm

  11. Seriously, Justin. You’ve got issues that need addressing. How is that chick in the pink wig hot? Like I can’t seem to wrap my head (oh, grow up) around that concept. She looks like she’s 5.

    #11 | Comment by Dr. Phil mmkay? — September 21, 2007 @ 9:44 pm

  12. Juuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuusssssssstiiiiiiiiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnn

    When will you admit your wife is just your guilty conscience?

    (Pics or it didn’t happen)

    ((I don’t want pics don’t post them))

    #12 | Comment by Seriously — September 21, 2007 @ 10:16 pm

  13. Welcome to married life bro

    #13 | Comment by GOB Bluth — September 21, 2007 @ 10:17 pm

  14. This is some of the creepiest shit I’ve ever seen. It’s about as arousing as thinking about Hillary Clinton naked. (UGH!)

    #14 | Comment by Milhouse — September 21, 2007 @ 10:21 pm

  15. she didn’t even see me watching it. she only heard it!

    wife: “that doesn’t sound like something you should be watching”

    me: “it’s lazytown! it’s like a popular internet culture thing! you don’t get it! have you seen the show? it’s really trippy!”

    wife: “are you six years old?”

    me: “but…!”

    wife: “are you six years old?”

    me: “no…”

    wife: “then you shouldn’t be watching this”

    me: (mutes laptop and continues watching the rest of the video)

    #15 | Comment by Justin — September 21, 2007 @ 10:42 pm

  16. ^^^
    kekeke

    #16 | Comment by AngelBaby — September 21, 2007 @ 10:52 pm

  17. Lol…looks like the honeymoon is over for Justin

    #17 | Comment by Tanaka — September 21, 2007 @ 11:33 pm

  18. I woke up and this is the first thing I saw. Could this all be a bad dream?

    #18 | Comment by frank_the_dolphin — September 21, 2007 @ 11:35 pm

  19. #15

    oh, well that makes it so obvious now!

    Justin’s wife is clearly imaginary, because anyone marrying Justin would know that he is 6 years old. Pointing at girls and saying boobies is a dead giveaway.

    Hehe. I said boobies.

    #19 | Comment by DisconcertedGeorge — September 21, 2007 @ 11:42 pm

  20. lol so she only heard the commotion, she must have been washing the dishes or someshit. Next time use headphones, and this:

    “it’s lazytown! it’s like a popular internet culture thing!”

    Greatest fucking excuse ever.

    Seriously, thats exactly what I’m going to say if I ever get caught watching this.

    #20 | Comment by Skarasta — September 22, 2007 @ 12:06 am

  21. wife: “are you six years old?”

    me: “but…!”

    You should have said,” No, Honey, I am not six years old! A six year old would not be looking at her budding breasts and imagining the musky scent of her developing womanhood trapped between her tight pink leotard! So no, I am not six years old, thank you very much. ” Memorize that!

    Dude, you need a rec room. With a foosball table.

    #21 | Comment by Smiley — September 22, 2007 @ 12:17 am

  22. Also… your wife didn’t make you strip naked and tuck your penis between your legs, make you stand in the corner of the laundry room, hold your pee in, smear lipstick and makeup all over your mouth, tie your hair into crude pigtails and make you sing ‘The Good Ship Lillipop’, did she? No?

    Oh, she just put her cigarettes out on your thighs and scrotum? Oh that’s not so bad.

    #22 | Comment by Smiley — September 22, 2007 @ 12:54 am

  23. She’s on to you!

    #23 | Comment by tool — September 22, 2007 @ 1:24 am

  24. Juls owns you Justin. I’ll show her the post.

    #24 | Comment by Sascha — September 22, 2007 @ 1:46 am

  25. “. . .”

    “Yup… that’s pretty fucked up right there… I just… and… wow…”

    “Man, she is going to be kinky as hell when she grows up… Hell, she might be already… She’s too far below my pedophilia range (which is completely physical, mind you, if you look 5 and you’re 82, you’re still too far under)… Hey, if she gets you off, so much the better for you then. You know what you should tell your wife next time? ‘Okay, honey, it’s this or I buy you a pink wig, a purple leotard, and make you dance and sing like that…'”

    #25 | Comment by Ryu — September 22, 2007 @ 2:00 am

  26. “By the way, if she responds, ‘okay, let’s do that…’ Love her forever…”

    #26 | Comment by Ryu — September 22, 2007 @ 2:01 am

  27. #23 – Sascha, if I email you a picture of myself dressed as a Roman emperor lying on a chaise lounge, feeding myself grapes and with my dong discreetly hanging out of my toga, will you pass that on to Stephanie(I mean Juls), too? I am a huge, huge fan of her work!

    C’mon, you gotta hook a brotha up!!

    #27 | Comment by Smiley — September 22, 2007 @ 2:28 am

  28. “On the good ship Lollipop.
    It’s a sweet trip to a candy shop
    Where bon-bons play….”

    Ooops. Sorry, WTMI….

    Can someone wipe this lipstick off my face?

    #28 | Comment by Milhouse — September 22, 2007 @ 3:16 am

  29. Loves me some Lazytown, my kids got me into it, but Stephies a cutie, as shes got older I’ve definitely fallen for her. At well over 16 now thats totally legal officer! Honestly!

    When I first saw this particular episode I thought “Aww man they’ve got complaints about all the upskirts and knicker shots, so they’ve added a pair of leggings/cycling shorts under her skirt. Funny thing though is the episodes after this, she wasn’t wearing them anymore. Theories: 1. She was on the blob; 2. They got complaints from ‘teh pedos’. Other suggesions?

    #29 | Comment by thiessen — September 22, 2007 @ 4:36 am

  30. and your wife deserves a pat on the back for that, lol

    #30 | Comment by Jon — September 22, 2007 @ 4:44 am

  31. isn’t that skank getting a bit too old for lazytown?

    (not your wife…stephanie.)

    #31 | Comment by tehpunk — September 22, 2007 @ 5:25 am

  32. Yeah, it is a problem when you are married. In fact this whole site will soon crash and burn due to rules slowly put upon you.

    Has the quantity of sexual occurences started to slid off from pre marriage courting days? It will. You would think they would be happy
    that you were jacking off. Kiss that idea away. Please set up Angela
    to let her do the whole thing. Gosh we sure all like you while you were alive….I mean still acting adolescent!

    #32 | Comment by Jim — September 22, 2007 @ 10:10 am

  33. I am confused? This is just an enjoyable energetic song about physical fitness? is your wife against children staying fit? IS SHE?

    Also, fuck you justin… I can’t skip between nickelodeon and disney channel without pausing on nick jr to watch fucking lazytown now, I am getting into it, thinking that except for the creepy looking fucking puppets its quite and awesome show 😛 Sportacus is cool and Robby (?) is just the most awesome lame villain ever!

    #33 | Comment by MIK — September 22, 2007 @ 10:51 am

  34. ok, having just wandered about wikipedia I gotta say fuck stephanie, I like her stunt double/rottenella, lil gymnast cutie 🙂

    #34 | Comment by MIK — September 22, 2007 @ 11:12 am

  35. Holy crap, that guy can dance…

    Btw, I muted it while watching, and “Bust a move” by Young MC started playing on my playlist. Funny as hell…

    Sorry, I had sugar for breakfast.

    #35 | Comment by alberach — September 22, 2007 @ 12:04 pm

  36. I’m all up for Justin’s regular jailbait fare, but I don’t get the Lazytown thing.

    Seriously, man, she’s just a dime-a-dozen stage school clone. If she wasn’t wearing a mini nodody would have the tiniest bit of interest.

    #36 | Comment by cobalt — September 22, 2007 @ 12:07 pm

  37. Justin,

    Knowing who is going to be hot when they are older always sucks. Just like me with Lacey Chabert, in her Party of Five days. I just knew she was gonna be hot.

    #37 | Comment by Milky White Residue — September 22, 2007 @ 12:26 pm

  38. This is creeping me the fuck out. I need to reevaluate my life.

    #38 | Comment by Tony — September 22, 2007 @ 12:37 pm

  39. Why hasn’t this thread got flooded by the weird obsessive spammers yet?

    #39 | Comment by thiessen — September 22, 2007 @ 1:11 pm

  40. because their hands are too busy…

    #40 | Comment by alberach — September 22, 2007 @ 3:08 pm

  41. lol wouldn’t those freaky puppets put them off stroke?!

    At least they have the british voices, much better than the american chipmunkified ones…

    #41 | Comment by thiessen — September 22, 2007 @ 3:27 pm

  42. They don’t have british voices wtf are you smokin’ man?

    #42 | Comment by Skarasta — September 22, 2007 @ 3:55 pm

  43. When did Justin get married??

    #43 | Comment by DMB — September 22, 2007 @ 7:46 pm

  44. I hope that little slut is getting well paid to do this, because she is lacking in the talent department. She can’t even lip synch well…

    #44 | Comment by Pokeher — September 22, 2007 @ 8:10 pm

  45. Umm…weird question here, but…does anyone know where I can get an adult sized Stephanie costume for my girlfriend? I did a search, and all I can find is the child/toddler size costumes. It’s just for some fun roleplaying.

    …SHUT UP! Don’t judge me!!

    #45 | Comment by Pyronuc — September 22, 2007 @ 8:18 pm

  46. Hahaha!^^ Just fucking google it!

    “I hope that little slut is getting well paid to do this, because she is lacking in the talent department. She can’t even lip synch well…”

    …but she’s Stephanie!

    #46 | Comment by Skarasta — September 22, 2007 @ 8:30 pm

  47. this is one reason why i’m glad to be single.

    #47 | Comment by Garth2k — September 22, 2007 @ 8:58 pm

  48. #45, I tried Google, and all I came up with is the little kiddie sized Stephanie costumes. Oh well, I guess it’s a fantasy I won’t be able to indulge in. I’ll just have to keep looking.

    *sigh*

    #48 | Comment by Pyronuc — September 23, 2007 @ 12:05 am

  49. ^^
    got a daughter?

    #49 | Comment by SethWoolf — September 23, 2007 @ 3:51 am

  50. ^^

    No…for my girlfriend. Don’t ask.

    #50 | Comment by Pyronuc — September 23, 2007 @ 3:55 am

  51. Nobody knows where I can get one? It was my GF’s idea, really. I’M NOT A SICKO!! She just thought it would be fun to dress up as Stephanie.

    #51 | Comment by Pyronuc — September 23, 2007 @ 3:59 am

  52. 42 – YES they have. Watch the clip again, the puppets have dubbed voices, completely different to the horrible, squeaky american ones. I have watched the British ones a lot as those are the ones on TV over here, but when my kids made me get them the CD and DVDs imported for christmas, we noticed the voices are dubbed.

    Stephanie, Sportacus, Robbie, Mayor Milford & Bessie = not dubbed in UK
    Stingy, Ziggy, Pixel & Trixie = dubbed in the UK

    The american voices are horribly grating. NOT because I don’t like American accents (I do) but because the voice actors put on obviously fake cartoons style squeaky voices, rather than trying to sound natural. Nick Jr and the BBC both agreed that the series needed re-dubbing to make it less annoying to british ears.

    For example: UK Version of Justin’s favourite Cake Song: http://youtube.com/watch?v=mncBzbumygU
    and now the US Version with squeaky voices: http://youtube.com/watch?v=E1tYkECCmwU

    The only negative thing about the British voices is that they don’t sing as well, as you can probably tell from the clip lol. But in the talking sections (the vast majority of the episodes) the natural voices sound far better, as they have more room to be expressive. We’re a particularly a fan of the British stingy, he adds much more comedy to the role with his expressive posh spoiled brat voice. Also, little kids aren’t supposed to sing 100% in tune, regardless of what the mickey mouse club has told you over the years 😉

    PS plenty of places sell the wigs, hairband, tights, legwarmers, bracelets and shoes, but as far as I know you can’t get adult stephanie dresses unless you go to a dressmakers with a design and get one made. Sorry. lol

    #52 | Comment by thiessen — September 23, 2007 @ 8:03 am

  53. 39. thiessen

    “Why hasn’t this thread got flooded by the weird obsessive spammers yet?”

    52. thiessen

    “42 – YES they have. Watch the clip again, the puppets have dubbed voices, completely different to the horrible, squeaky american ones. I have watched the British ones a lot as those are the ones on TV over here, but when my kids made me get them the CD and DVDs imported for christmas, we noticed the voices are dubbed.

    Stephanie, Sportacus, Robbie, Mayor Milford & Bessie = not dubbed in UK
    Stingy, Ziggy, Pixel & Trixie = dubbed in the UK

    The american voices are horribly grating. NOT because I don’t like American accents (I do) but because the voice actors put on obviously fake cartoons style squeaky voices, rather than trying to sound natural. Nick Jr and the BBC both agreed that the series needed re-dubbing to make it less annoying to british ears.

    For example: UK Version of Justin’s favourite Cake Song: http://youtube.com/watch?v=mncBzbumygU
    and now the US Version with squeaky voices: http://youtube.com/watch?v=E1tYkECCmwU

    The only negative thing about the British voices is that they don’t sing as well, as you can probably tell from the clip lol. But in the talking sections (the vast majority of the episodes) the natural voices sound far better, as they have more room to be expressive. We’re a particularly a fan of the British stingy, he adds much more comedy to the role with his expressive posh spoiled brat voice. Also, little kids aren’t supposed to sing 100% in tune, regardless of what the mickey mouse club has told you over the years 😉

    PS plenty of places sell the wigs, hairband, tights, legwarmers, bracelets and shoes, but as far as I know you can’t get adult stephanie dresses unless you go to a dressmakers with a design and get one made. Sorry. lol”

    ’nuff said.

    ok ok I kid, but yes he’s right about the wigs and accessories, your a lucky man having a girlfriend like that. I wish you luck pyronuc.

    #53 | Comment by Skarasta — September 23, 2007 @ 1:02 pm

  54. lol. Yes yes I see your point, but obviously you knew what I meant, only takes a look at the “zomg” + other lazytown posts to see that simply noticing the difference between the TV and DVD versions is the least of the communities lazytown worries 😉

    #54 | Comment by thiessen — September 23, 2007 @ 1:37 pm

  55. I am late to the party, I know, but I cannot play the video. I get a scroll “This video is no longer available.” Can anyone help?

    Justin, I could not access the site for over ten days. Was this at my end? I have broadband from Comcast and live in the US.

    #55 | Comment by Andre — September 24, 2007 @ 4:01 pm

  56. #55

    were you trying to get to the site using http://dontlinkthis.net?

    i’d been having problems with the domain fowarding for that domain. it was supposed to forward you to dontlinkthis.NET but the forwarding was broken for some reason. anyhow, i finally got that fixed over at my domain registrar so both .COM and .NET should take you to the site now.

    #56 | Comment by Justin — September 24, 2007 @ 4:23 pm

  57. 55 You can watch it here:
    http://youtube.com/watch?v=V2RtMrCEfmI

    The oringially posted video must have got removed for copyright purposes, or just because they didn’t like this site linking to it.

    #57 | Comment by thiessen — September 24, 2007 @ 4:35 pm

  58. Justin, I use dontlinkthis.net It seems to work now. Thank you.

    #57 thank you for the link. I thought this was the original video, which was supposed to change ones predilection.It was on here way back at the very beginning of the LazyTown/Julianna Mauriello debate. It is still there, I think, but one cannot access it any more. Too bad.

    #58 | Comment by Andre — September 24, 2007 @ 8:48 pm

  59. The original video? You mean the only justin said would “turn you into a pedophile”? lol That was the lazytown cake song, of which I posted two links in my long, slightly sad rant above 😉

    #59 | Comment by thiessen — September 25, 2007 @ 8:15 am

  60. #59: thank you. Somehow I remembered it differently, with more of Juls and less leggings. Or perhaps over time, my memory embellished this a bit.

    #60 | Comment by Andre — September 25, 2007 @ 9:55 am

  61. lol. Yeah as I said, this is the only episode I’ve seen with the leggings, it seems excessive on top of tights, socks, legwarmers and 2 pairs of knickers anyway!

    #61 | Comment by thiessen — September 25, 2007 @ 1:36 pm

  62. Hey dude maybe she was on the rag. Yeah so what layers do we have here, we got the ‘knickers’, then goes the tights? Then go the other ‘knickers’ then we have the leggings. Fuck, Excessive? Fuck yeah.

    Icelandic Stephanie FTW!

    jk

    #62 | Comment by Skarasta — September 25, 2007 @ 7:14 pm

  63. yeah that was my guess too! And yeah all them layers, plus she wears legwarmers and (I think) trainer socks as well. A little well covered up, maybe its too cold for her in Iceland 😉 lolz

    #63 | Comment by thiessen — September 26, 2007 @ 6:48 am

  64. http://youtube.com/watch?v=Chtfqy9ncZ0 Joan Osborne sings Laztown song
    Some song about stephanie.

    #64 | Comment by FBI — September 27, 2007 @ 4:40 pm

  65. Man that sportacus dude has some mad skillz

    #65 | Comment by Anonymous — October 14, 2007 @ 8:24 pm

  66. Hehe, all these threads are dead…
    I`m the King of the Hill, i can finish all of them,
    btw, this song was from a singer named Chemkneazle,
    doesn´t matter she sings better than Osborne

    #66 | Comment by walker4409 — July 20, 2008 @ 4:00 pm

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