LAST ONE I SWEAR

Last Kristen Bell and/or Hayden Panettiere post for at least the next three weeks!

Unless one of them gets naked or something.

So anyway…

POKIES! From some movie i can’t remember the name of right now with a younger looking Kristen Bell in it.

And Hayden looking all cute and girly.

25 thoughts on “LAST ONE I SWEAR

  1. First!

    #1 | Comment by ME — October 3, 2007 @ 5:26 am

  2. i’ll say it again because it bears repeating…

    Hayden > Kristen

    #2 | Comment by AngelBaby — October 3, 2007 @ 5:35 am

  3. dont stop the Hayden & Kristen posts!!!!
    everyone will shun you
    and angelbaby SECONDED.

    #3 | Comment by dont you DARE — October 3, 2007 @ 8:00 am

  4. I agree, we want Hayden Panettiere pics! hottest chick around.

    #4 | Comment by Titties and Beer — October 3, 2007 @ 8:44 am

  5. Love love love those Hayden Pics, so cute

    #5 | Comment by thiessen — October 3, 2007 @ 9:33 am

  6. Hayden is ok to post infinitely, but not kristen.

    #6 | Comment by Xan — October 3, 2007 @ 12:02 pm

  7. Jeez — could you save me some time and tell me which Bell pics are the ones I wanna be looking at? And let the record show I’m all for more pics of both. God, i sure miss Veronica Mars.

    #7 | Comment by copafeelia — October 3, 2007 @ 12:06 pm

  8. WEAAAERAAAAAAAAAGH!

    #8 | Comment by skarasta — October 3, 2007 @ 12:43 pm

  9. Bell > Hayden

    Say otherwise and I swear i’ll cut you…….or at least write terrible things about you on the internets.

    #9 | Comment by Zleet — October 3, 2007 @ 1:03 pm

  10. Zleet is a fagot hiding as a straight man.

    #10 | Comment by Xan — October 3, 2007 @ 1:56 pm

  11. Bell’s hard nips FTW!

    #11 | Comment by MacDaddy — October 3, 2007 @ 2:49 pm

  12. Those Pictures Of Kristen Bell Are From The King and Queen of Moonlight Bay (2003) (TV) Movie

    #12 | Comment by Fing Fang Foom — October 3, 2007 @ 3:37 pm

  13. Hmmm am i the only 1 who thinks thats a seethrough shirt???

    #13 | Comment by Qwooly — October 3, 2007 @ 6:35 pm

  14. #2 is correct.
    #9 is a lying bastard.

    #14 | Comment by Nobody — October 3, 2007 @ 6:56 pm

  15. Picture 2 is not working, fix it please, pretty please.

    #15 | Comment by Hendrik. — October 3, 2007 @ 9:22 pm

  16. “Bell is truly more amazing… but seriously… why are we arguing…”

    “Does anyone here seriously not think Bell + Hayden > Bell or Hayden? I say, Bell + Hayden forever!”

    #16 | Comment by Ryu — October 4, 2007 @ 5:53 pm

  17. More hayden n kristen

    #17 | Comment by Fing Fang Foom — October 5, 2007 @ 1:28 pm

  18. Wow, that water musta been COLD! total yumb…

    Kristen>Hayden btw, makes me wanna eat taco BELL, haw haw haw

    #18 | Comment by Ron Dingleberry — October 6, 2007 @ 12:02 am

  19. (cont from earlier post at AB’s command…)

    FIghting her half-sleeping state, Kristen put the cellphone down. Her heart began to race, though not as much as her mind did. She was tired and was looking forward to at least being able to get 4-5 hours of sleep before her workday began. She contemplated texting back to say that she was too tired.

    Reaching over to grab the phone, her hand stopped short. Kristen thought about how much she had been wanting this to happen; how melancoly she felt leaving the party earlier alone; how good she knew she would feel soon if she just let it happen; how this time she wanted to be the aggressor…

    Instead of taking her normal 4:30am shower, she decided to just hop in really quick, knowing that Hayden would probably be more like 15 minutes instead of just 5. She noticed Hayden had a way of exaggerating things, and chalked it up to her youthful spirit. It was obvious sometimes, but not meant to be harmful. Kristen took it rather humorously and it actually made her smile when she thought about it.

    With the warm water cascading over her body, Kristen’s mind continued its assault, fantasizing about how nice it would be to have Hayden in that shower along side her. She imagined that small but well proportioned body and her hands all over it. She thought of Hayden’s head arching back while Kristen returned the favors she had received the night before. She put down the loofa and began to rub the soap from her skin. Her nipples began to harden, similar to the embarrassing scene from that “Moonlight Bay” movie she was in a few years ago..

    “Mind if I join you?”

    Kristen shrieked as the shower curtain suddenly was pulled aside and a voice broke into her waking dream.

    It was Hayden. Kristen was speechless as her heart pounded out of her chest. She leaned back against the wall of the shower, slumping a bit. She was almost on the verge of tears.

    “I didn’t mean to scare you!”, Hayden started. After you passed out last night, I took one of your extra keys on the counter. I meant to tell you tonight, but you know it was kind of crazy over there, and I didn’t want to take the chance of being overheard anyway.”

    Kristen still could not speak, though she began to feel a sense of relief that her brief attempt to wake up by taking a shower had not suddenly turned into a Hitchcockian thriller.

    “I’m soooo sorry”, Hayden continued. “Please let me make it up to you…”

    Still adorned in that sunshine yellow dress, she simply slid it over her left shoulder, then her right and let it fall down to her ankles. She was bare beneath it. Kristen remembered why Hayden didn’t want to bowl in it earlier for fear of being caught in some compromising position. That brief thought vanished quickly as she beheld what she already thought was one of the most lovely, little, feminine yet athletic bodies she had ever seen. Although actually equal in height, Kristen marveled at how Hayden’s body was more muscular than her lithe frame.

    Hayden stepped out of the dress and into the shower. With her back now to the showerhead, she extended her hand to Kristen, who was still leaning back against the shower wall. Helping her to a standing position again, they now faced each other, eye to eye.

    Hayden smiled…

    #19 | Comment by Fubarvet2 — October 6, 2007 @ 1:32 am

  20. YOW!

    #20 | Comment by Ron Dingleberry — October 6, 2007 @ 2:02 am

  21. Wonders if this will be the new trend in celeb-fic slash…

    #21 | Comment by Ryu — October 6, 2007 @ 2:29 am

  22. #19 – nice!

    #22 | Comment by AngelBaby — October 6, 2007 @ 2:42 am

  23. Though in no position to ask for it, it would be great if Justin could post another Kristen/Hayden combo pic series to get the next chapter, else it will fall off the front page in another day or so. I realize that this could provoke some angst among the FUBAR brethren. Not wantin’ that; just having fun. Justin, it would be helpful if these next pics could be girl-on-girl nudes in the shower, OK?

    Of course, I’m now toiling at AB’s previous commands so let’s see what she can come up with. Her post in #2 now appears to have double meaning. “>” does represent legs right? 🙂

    Hayden and Kristen are waiting…

    #23 | Comment by Fubarvet2 — October 6, 2007 @ 2:52 pm

  24. Nicely done. I’ll give it one last shot. Just gotta find some time!

    #24 | Comment by Fubarvet2 — October 7, 2007 @ 5:43 pm

  25. yes this cool

    #25 | Comment by Kiss of Dawn — October 15, 2007 @ 5:38 am

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