I thought it’d be about time i answered all my e-mail.
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To: psykotik@gmail.com
Subject: Jennifer Aniston doesn’t work…
From: “Trevor and Ronda MacFall” tmacfall@earthlink.net
Date: Wed, Dec 12 2001 12:17:27 PM -0700
Great site though. I personally like your pictures archive. Thanks.
Trevor
tmacfall@earthlink.net
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Who doesn’t? Anyway thanks. The Jennifer Aniston link works now. Although there isn’t really that much to see. There’s only like a grand total of ONE picture in there. But the link’s fixed nonetheless.
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To: psykotik@gmail.com
Subject: your site rocks
From: “Mr. Scloop” scloop@hotmail.com
Date: Wed, Dec 12 2001 5:54:47 PM -0700
Hey dude,
I just wanted to let you know that your site rocks man. I’m not really that
into the internet, but a friend of mine told me about steakandcheese so I
went to check it out and stumbled across your site, and now i’m checking
into your site everyday. Keep up the good work dude…
~scloop~
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Wow. Somebody who found the site that wasn’t actually looking for porn in the first place. This must be a first.
But yeah, steakandcheese has been very good to me. So for those of you haven’t been there yet, you should click on this link. Good site. Better than mine definitely.
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To: psykotik@gmail.com
Subject: Kick ass….
From: “Jeremy” jmbrevard@home.com
Date: Thu, Dec 13 2001 1:25:09 PM -0500
Attachments: tourbook.jpg, britneyback.jpg, britneyfront.jpg
Like your site…saw3 pics of britney spears thought you might enjoy
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I can’t vouch for the authenticity of the first two pics but that last one looks pretty much like her.
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To: psykotik@gmail.com
Subject: DREAM
From: “Timothy Monahan” timmonahan2@hotmail.com
Date: Thu, Dec 13 2001 3:47:57 PM -0500
Attachments: cj_7202.jpg.jpeg
Hey man,
You must have finals or something, you haven’t posted as much lately. My friends all hated goatse.cx, but I loved their disgusted responses. I told most of the guys that it was nude pictures of my ex-girlfriend, just to get them to follow the link, and then BAM.
Anywho, link this attachd jpeg. I know you’ll love it. Courtesy of CJ.
Cheers,
Timothy B. Monahan
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Haha. You gotta love the reactions of first time visitors to goatse.cx.
Yeah i’ve been pretty lazy lately. Had my finals last week. Now i’m just chilling out at home. It’s my last two weeks at home for the next two years or so before i leave for Michigan. So yeah, forgive me if i wanna spend more time slacking off doing ‘home’ stuff for the time being. I’ll be back in top form soon enough.
I was gonna post that jpeg you sent up on the site but it’s already been around too much. But yeah, click on that link and tell me if you haven’t seen it already.
It’s BRITNEY AND THE OLSENS.
WHAT MORE COULD YOU EVER WANT? (besides them all naked of course)
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To: psykotik@gmail.com
Subject: your site–comments
From: “bluejay” thebluejay@canada.com
Date: Fri, Dec 14 2001 12:13:06 PM -0500
Hey Justin,
Super site, delicious babes. Only problem is that you’ve got so much good stuff on your first page that it takes quite a while to download with my 56K modem.
Thanks for a great job!
bluejay
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Tell me about it. The site’s pretty slow as fuck on 56k. You just gotta live with it i guess.
By the way, what the heck are you doing on 56k anyway? It’s almost 2002 man. Get a DSL connection or something!
With that being said, i should probably work on the site’s excessive loading time. Cut it down a bit. Make it more 56k friendly. Thing is i like keeping 11 days worth of posts lingering on my main page. Makes it seem like there’s actual content on the page y’see… (SMART EH?).
It’s either that or i’m just compensating for something by making the page really long.
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To: psykotik@gmail.com
Subject: Bummer
From: “Bart Zantzinger” zanzibart@rcn.com
Date: Fri, Dec 14 2001 7:42:30 PM -0500
Deep breath.
We’ll wait.
Do well in your exams.
Ditch the site. Do something new. Opportunity, cleverly disguised.
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Occasionally, i get e-mails that i totally do not understand.
That was one of them.
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To: psykotik@gmail.com
Subject: fr. YO BIGGEST FAN
From: DAhOtLiLbOwWoW@cs.com
Date: Sat, Dec 15 2001 1:25:57 AM EST
Hey wassup brutha!
I am a really big fan of yall and i am so much like yall because I love watching movies and i hate malaysia and all that shit. i would really like it if we can be friends and i want to know how the hell u get new movies before it comes out in theaters. das why i love your site because of the naked chicks and everythang and i saw one of your post it said that u saw the movie THE ONE before it was on theaters, and damn i was fucking shock and i want to know how u got all those new movies.
from,
yo’ biggest fan, Yo’ main man
CONTACT ME AT DAHOTLILBOWWOW@CS.COM
PEACE I’M OUTTA HERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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H TO THE IZZO!!! V TO THE IZZAY!!!
YO WASSUP MY MAIN MAN??
AWW YEAH. I GOTS MYSELF A FAN!!! HOW DOPE IZZAT? AND YEAH MAN, IT HELPS IF YOU LIVE IN ASIA WHICH IS BASICALLY BOOTLEG CENTRAL OF THE WORLD WHERE YOU CAN GET ALL THE LATEST MOVIES OFF THE STREETS (LITERALLY) ON VCD WAY BEFORE THEY’RE EVEN RELEASED DOMESTICALLY IN THE US OF A. AWW YEAH. NAKED CHICKS MAN! AND BOOTLEG MOVIES! THAT’S WHAT MAKES THE WORLD GO ROUND. YYEEEAHH.
PEACE!!
(I have actually fans?? Me?)
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To: psykotik@gmail.com
Subject:
From: “a tall handsom hunk of a man” laardo@hotmail.com
Date: Sat, Dec 15 2001 3:27:49 PM -0700
nice site. I come by all the time. Obvioiusly i came by it while looking for internet celeb porn, but over time I started to read your daily posts. Sounds like you don’t like this Sophie girl too much, does she no you dis her on the internet. oh well. 2 small requests, on your list of celcritys, your missing 2 of the best. Jessica Alba (dark angel) my personal favorit and Jennifer love hewitt. Big fan of kristen dunst, big fan of redheads, can’t wait to see spiderman just for that, though spiderman has nothing on batman. Hope the movies not like X -men. and wheres venom. later.
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AHA. SEE? I told you people come here looking for porn first and posts later.
But yeah, that Sophie girl. My ex. It’s not that i don’t like her or anything, it’s just that… well… she cheated on me. With a guy named Axel Tulip.
TULIP.
LIKE THE FLOWER TULIP.
But that’s not the point. The point is that i trusted her and she betrayed that trust. And it’s not a nice feeling to have your trust betrayed. I’m pretty big on trust. It’s just some silly little thing that i have a big deal with. But yeah, it’s not like i hate her or anything. It’s just that things went a little sour after she did what she did. And things just aren’t the same anymore between us.
Yeah she knows i diss her on the net. I don’t think she checks out my site anymore but boy, you should’ve seen the uproar she caused amongst my ‘fans’ during that whole month of August. They dissed her more than i ever could’ve thought. She used to post on this one little site once. They had a tag board thing. The amount of abuse she got on there was incredible. Heh, you should’ve seen the amount of abuse she got on my tag board. It wasn’t pretty.
But that’s all in the past i guess. Hopefully she’s learnt from her mistakes. And me from mine.
Jessica Alba.
Well… thing is… there aren’t exactly too many GOOD pics of her out there. Not that i’ve found anyway.
Of course, the last time i looked was like… a coupla months ago so there might be some more newer, better ones out there by now. I dunno. I could check again.
And as for JLH, well… i actually did have a coupla pretty revealing pics of her on the site before… nothing R though… strictly PG-13 (bordering on R)… but then her LAWYER threatened to sue the pants off my host because of that.
And it wasn’t only just JLH’s lawyers, Denise Richards’ and Alyssa Milano’s lawyers threatened to sue too.
I think they all have the same lawyer or something. They e-mailed my host threatening to sue if the pictures weren’t removed. So the pictures were removed.
So no more JLH, Alyssa Milano or Denise Richards.
Oh well.
Dude, Spider-Man will be SO much better than Batman! But then again, you can’t really compare the the two. Batman’s dark and gloomy. Spider-Man’s so full of COLOR and LIGHT. I loved the parts of the trailer where they showed the scenes of him swinging around New York with all those balloon things flying around. AWESOME. A bit too CGI-y but they’ll probably make everything un-plastic-y by the time the movie’s released. Three more months of work will hopefully get rid of the painfully obvious CGI-ity of some of the effects.
But nevertheless, IT’S GONNA BE GREAT. Sam Raimi’s directing it man. HE CANNOT DO WRONG. Evil Dead I! Evil Dead II! Army Of Darkness! A Simple Plan! The Gift!
Okay, let’s just forget about For Love Of The Game. Blame that movie on Kevin Costner.
But yeah, with the experience he’s had with directing Darkman, which was a pretty cool superhero movie in it’s own right, think of what he’ll do with Spider-Man.
DAMN THIS MOVIE WILL ROCK.
Let’s just hope this movie’s more Batman/X-Men rather than The Avengers/Batman & Robin. *cringe*
Venom? Well… too many villains can spoil the broth. See The last two Batman’s for example.
It’s good that they’re just concentrating on GG for the first Spider-Man movie in (hopefully) a long line of Spider-Man movies.
Here’s a plea to the American public and the world come may 2002:
PASS ON ATTACK OF THE CLONES. GO SEE SPIDER-MAN IN DROVES. MAKE IT A BOX OFFICE HIT. SO THAT SAM RAIMI CAN MAKE A SEQUEL TO IT IN THE NEAR FUTURE. ALA BRYAN SINGER WITH X-MEN.
Come on, i’m sure there’s at least as many Spider-Man fans out there as there are Star Wars fans. I’m expecting to see these two movies battle it out for box office supremacy come May 2002.
Hopefully Spidey will come out on top. I’m a bigger Spider-man fan than i am a Star Wars one.
Hopefully Kirsten Dunst’s tits will persuade the masses to go watch this movie when it comes out.
I bet you won’t be able to see Amidala’s tits in AOTC.
HAH. There’s a selling point for Spider-Man right there!