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date: Oct 30, 2007 1:27 PM
subject: 2GIRLS1CUP: Thanks for ruining my dinner!!!!


I love your site, but just putting up that video without any description? No warning? What the fuck is wrong with you? I literally yelled and pushed my chair backwards when I saw her spread her cheeks and shit. I keep telling myself I didn’t really see it or it was just special effects or something. I couldn’t have picked a worse time to check up on your website. I am waiting for my frozen pizza to cook and the next thing I know I see shit in a glass. What the fuck man! It was a pizza with everything, Justin, a pizza with everything! Now what the fuck is it going to look like when I eat it? Jesus fucking christ!

Please give a warning the next time you put a shitting video on your site.



  1. stfu, woman. D:<

    #1 | Comment by paaki — November 1, 2007 @ 6:03 am

  2. Owned….lol

    #2 | Comment by Doh — November 1, 2007 @ 6:06 am

  3. That clip ruined your dinner? Really? After that clip, I had this intense craving for a peanut butter covered banana split topped with sprinkled peanuts and little bits of corn. Yummers!

    By the way, that wasn’t really real shitting. It was all CGI-done at Industrial Light & Magic; the budget for that clip ran over $2.5mil. I mean, really, who can shit like a cement mixer and have it land like a perfect Dairy Queen Soft serve? And it was George Lucas’ pet project/dream come true, too. Dude’s a totally fecalphiliac! Sick!

    #3 | Comment by Smiley — November 1, 2007 @ 6:54 am

  4. Yeah, you should NEVER warn before a video you want to be shocking. And you should never A) eat a frozen pizza with ‘everything’, period, or B) cook dinner while you press play on an unfamiliar DTL video presentation.

    Live and learn, Gary.

    Also that’s not shit, in any world. Still gross, just not true coprophagia.

    #4 | Comment by Kewtr — November 1, 2007 @ 11:49 am

  5. lol. thats awesome.

    #5 | Comment by Xan — November 1, 2007 @ 12:39 pm

  6. …the perfect way to show that clip to someone is when you or the person is about to watch and you’re eating a cup of chocolate icecream from the mr softee truck, cause he uses the cone machine to fill the cups

    #6 | Comment by Mussolini — November 1, 2007 @ 2:39 pm

  7. So one horrible joke, a fake book report about it, and yet another post about it – I’m outta here. The content around here’s been piss-poor for months, anyway — I guess Justin & his new wife are too busy eating shit together.


    #7 | Comment by Theo — November 1, 2007 @ 3:21 pm

  8. Well justin i support you on your move

    and to change up this post I’m not going to mention a certain somebody… you know who I’m talking about

    #8 | Comment by Tom Foolery — November 1, 2007 @ 5:20 pm

  9. Agreed with # 1 & 2, and I also want to add: weakling.

    #9 | Comment by Dr. Phil mmkay? — November 1, 2007 @ 7:09 pm

  10. I think Goatse, Tubgirl, and the two from this video should get together and make a video. Sure to be a hit in Japan and China.

    #10 | Comment by JD — November 1, 2007 @ 7:53 pm

  11. People actually lose their appetites based on things they see?

    Fuck I’ve seen how Pepperoni is made, Doesn’t stop me from ordering it on my pizza.

    #11 | Comment by ooFoo — November 1, 2007 @ 11:41 pm

  12. Yeah, I think Justin’s done many cool things here, but that one made me think that if he were to be kicked in the balls at a rate of once every 30 seconds, he’d have to live at least 3,000 years to atone for posting that.

    #12 | Comment by Paperboy — November 2, 2007 @ 12:19 am

  13. That dude should stop bitching. It could have been a LOT worse.

    It could have been the video of the funnel and baby eels.

    Anyone else remember that one?

    I do. It still haunts my nightmares.

    FUBAR ruined my life.

    #13 | Comment by The Deadly Superman — November 2, 2007 @ 2:09 am

  14. Gary got PWND by poo!

    #14 | Comment by Darkstar — November 2, 2007 @ 8:47 am

  15. Hey, Justin just saved a life! A frozen pizza with everything? It might be full of E. Coli!

    #15 | Comment by ZekeDMS — November 2, 2007 @ 5:17 pm

  16. stupid topic is stupid…

    #16 | Comment by djp — November 2, 2007 @ 7:33 pm

  17. You lightweight. The shitting isn’t that bad.

    #17 | Comment by Tony — November 3, 2007 @ 9:01 am

  18. n00bz

    #18 | Comment by JustSumDude — November 3, 2007 @ 9:49 pm

  19. I loved it grossed out every woman who USED TO BE My friend!
    I just said go get a Wendy’s frosty Or a Dairy Queen choclate ice cream!
    In fact I think she got a frosty enema!!!

    #19 | Comment by Jim — November 4, 2007 @ 2:21 pm

  20. Never again…please

    #20 | Comment by Josh — November 6, 2007 @ 10:54 pm

  21. @#17, no it’s not. And I know women do it. Most guys just really don’t want to be reminded of it.

    The of course there are those freaks that want nothing more than to be reminded of it.

    #21 | Comment by ooFoo — November 7, 2007 @ 12:05 am

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