Cankles
The area in affected female legs where the calf meets the foot in an abrupt, nontapering terminus; medical cause: adipose tissue surrounding the soleus tendon, probably congenital, worsened by weight gain and improved in appearance only by boots. From the English “calf” meaning wide portion of the lower leg, and “ankle” meaning slender joint of leg with foot.
“If I didn’t have cankles, I might be able to wear those Prada loafers with my capri pants.”
Now, correct me if i’m wrong, but are those… cankles…? On Kristen Bell?
Not that it bothers me or anything. In fact, i think its kinda cute!
What DOES bother me though, is chicks are wearing t-shirts with words on them. Across their chest. Like so.
Now how in the world am i supposed to read their shirt if i’m going to have to be looking at her breasts to do so????
Not that i don’t usually NOT look at girls’ breasts, but i only like looking when they’re not looking ya know? Kinda hard to do if you’re not just taking a glance at their boobs and are actually trying to read something off their shirt. And generally having to look at their boobs. For some time.
But of course, in this case, it’s Kristen Bell, and it’s just a picture of her, that she can’t actually see me looking at her boobs, to read her shirt, so it’s all good! And i’ll look as long as i want and picture her topless if i feel like it too! Pictures FTW in this case. In real life, i’d probably get a nasty look and a slap.
This whole words on chick clothes thing also applies to those sweatpants with words right across the behind. Words like “Juicy“. But no problem trying to read pants since girls don’t have eyes in the back of their heads yes?
BTW, i was disappointed to find out that Kristen Bell was actually wearing panties in this shoot!
Fantasy: NO UNDERWEAR
Reality: UNDERWEAR
SIGH.
i may or may not be wearing underwear as i type this.
1st?
#1 | Comment by AngelBaby — November 13, 2007 @ 6:52 am
I’m odd. I love KBell and her canckles… but I hate HaydenP and KHeigl and their dumpy cellulity knock kneed legs.
#2 | Comment by BobBobson — November 13, 2007 @ 7:02 am
Never once have I went…..
“Wow she’s good looking……..but the state of her ankles completly turns me off.”
Are ankles the new feet for fetishists or something?
And Kristen Bell is so cute it hurts, just thought i’d add that.
#3 | Comment by Zleet — November 13, 2007 @ 7:16 am
Ok its pretty clear Justin is pissed at his wife .and taking it out on Kristen Bell.
Dude have a beer and a wank ,it always makes me feel better!
#4 | Comment by Brian — November 13, 2007 @ 7:36 am
god kristen was hot in the latest heroes, coincidentally it was also season 2 best ep yet.
#5 | Comment by kaptur — November 13, 2007 @ 8:17 am
dirty airbrushing bastards ruin my day
#6 | Comment by texas_burner — November 13, 2007 @ 9:11 am
^#5, yeah fersure, I couldn’t keep my eyes of that cleavage. She could shock any part of me any day. And by shock I mean hump, and by any part I mean penis. Heroes, ftw, please.
#7 | Comment by Dr. Phil mmkay? — November 13, 2007 @ 9:29 am
Look, all I know is Kristen Bell was great on Heroes last night. I like her superpower, which is apparently to make me start masturbating uncontrollably whenever she is onscreen in a low cut top.
#8 | Comment by Dr. Disgusto — November 13, 2007 @ 9:32 am
When a girl is wearing a shirt cut such that there is text across her breasts you get a free pass to stare for a couple of seconds.
Add 1 to 2 more seconds if it says something along the lines of
MY EYES ARE UP HERE
or
DON’T STARE AT MY BOOBS
Because you are not clever.
The same goes for those obnoxious sweat pants with JUICY on the ass, because I’ll be the judge of that.
#9 | Comment by Seriously — November 13, 2007 @ 10:09 am
It’s a moot point in my case because unless there’s an actual paragraph printed on the damn thing I can read them in half a second.
#10 | Comment by Seriously — November 13, 2007 @ 10:11 am
I like Kristen, but I don’t think she’s keeping it together all that well. Just OK.
#11 | Comment by Kewtr — November 13, 2007 @ 12:08 pm
Whenever I stare at a girl’s boobs for longer than I should, I always tell them I’m a slow reader.
And that I got that condition when I got bonked on the head from saving a box new born kittens and a baby chimp and 5 bunnies from a burning animal shelter, where I volunteered 30 hours a week, until they had to let me go because my 10 inch (flacid)penis was interfering with my work.
It’s all true.
#12 | Comment by Smiley — November 13, 2007 @ 12:13 pm
it looks like im the first, and maybe only…
but kristen bell doesnt do it for me. shes average.
and in this last episode of heroes, she was not sexy at all, she was just acting overly sexy to cover up her average. but whatever works right? i cant wait to see how she dies, and who kills her.
#13 | Comment by Xan — November 13, 2007 @ 12:58 pm
I was always under the impression that a cankle was where the calf and ankle were one part, there was no telling where the calf ended and the ankle began. It was almost totally for fat people since they have an abundance of flesh and skin in most areas. As you can see, her ankle bone is fairly visable, and shes not fat. She has skinny calves though, but, meh…
#14 | Comment by Venjur — November 13, 2007 @ 1:55 pm
Need more Bell pics. Must relieve blue balls.
#15 | Comment by Chuck Taylor All Star — November 13, 2007 @ 3:00 pm
I used to watch Heroes because of Hayden…then after seeing last night’s episode, Hayden is just the pudding on the side.
#16 | Comment by Felipe — November 13, 2007 @ 4:26 pm
Here’s some pics on Flickr of Ms. Bell at the launch party for Assasin’s creed – Justin, she’s playing it on a PS3…
http://www.flickr.com/photos/playstationblog/2003789865/
#17 | Comment by El Payo — November 13, 2007 @ 4:26 pm
http://youtube.com/watch?v=3BOGCqne0lE
#18 | Comment by V — November 13, 2007 @ 4:41 pm
“Did no one read that she spends her days, home, alone, naked? That is singularly one of the hottest things I have ever even considered… So much so, that I am willing to lower myself to the level of most people who comment stuff on this site (or any site like it) and simply say… She can make breakfast naked for me any day… In fact… Every day…”
“Fact: I would trade all my friends and hobbies for a lifetime of naked Bell.”
#19 | Comment by Ryu — November 13, 2007 @ 9:46 pm
“Let me add, if I could have a threesome with her and my girlfriend, I would gladly kill everyone close to me, and myself, afterwards.”
#20 | Comment by Ryu — November 13, 2007 @ 9:49 pm
HATE cankles
LOVE Kristen
and THANKS for ruining that nude pic for us, Justin. Dick.
#21 | Comment by Ron Dingleberry — November 13, 2007 @ 9:55 pm
I have to agree, she was super hot in Heroes 😀
#22 | Comment by Kreuk — November 14, 2007 @ 1:31 am
i still havent started watching season 2 of heroes. even though i’ve downloaded all the episodes so far.
#23 | Comment by Justin — November 14, 2007 @ 4:27 am
#17
those pics needs more jade raymond and kristen bell together in the same pics!
#24 | Comment by Justin — November 14, 2007 @ 4:35 am
Cankles? From the front, no way. From the back.. Jeez, she’s just holding them back.
Also, why is #19 quoting himself?
#25 | Comment by een — November 14, 2007 @ 5:33 am
Cankles? Definately not. I’ve seen some odd looking legs. A few years ago, when I was in high school, there was this girl that seemed to not even HAVE ankles. It was just calf into like this hoof-like foot. All five toes, but shaped more like a hoof. And there was NO ankle bone. Kristen has some of the sexiest legs in Hollywood, and definately NO cankle. Justin, I’m a big fan, but I must disagree.
#26 | Comment by billiardboy7286 — November 14, 2007 @ 8:48 am
^^^
the girl you went to school with wasn’t named Kate by any chance?
o_O
#27 | Comment by AngelBaby — November 14, 2007 @ 9:39 am
It amazes me that any of you think this chick is actually hot.
She has always looks like an old person stuffed clumsily into an young person’s body. Her smile is so fake I wouldn’t be surprised to find out she’d had her jaw reconstructed after some kind of motorbike crash.
#28 | Comment by matt — November 14, 2007 @ 9:45 am
is it just me or are the comments kinda broken? like, it goes through, but shows a blank page after submitting?
fucking wordpress upgrade 2.3.1!
#29 | Comment by Justin — November 14, 2007 @ 11:44 am
I have never seen Veronica Mars so to me she is the creepy electric girl on Heroes, but I would hump her crankles and let her punch me in the face.
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Am I wrong?
#30 | Comment by doppletwo — November 14, 2007 @ 12:27 pm
Yeah, your joint is fucked dude.
I got a white page after posting a comment.
#31 | Comment by doppletwo — November 14, 2007 @ 12:29 pm
first set: yes, cankle city
second: insufficient fucking pixels. almost broke out accessibility thing
#32 | Comment by Justin L — November 14, 2007 @ 10:27 pm
“Creepy? If I could get in her pants, I’d let her shock my dick, not during mind you… But if that’s what gets her off, I couldn’t care less, Elle is one of the hottest things ever (that and Kristen Bell making breakfast naked… I really hope she’s not making bacon though…)”
#33 | Comment by Ryu — November 15, 2007 @ 1:54 am
Maybe they’re not “perfect” legs, and I guess I can see where you’d debate whether they constitued cankles, but for me, damn, dude, they’re good enough. I love her legs, even if they are a bit different than perfect supermodel legs. I guess it kind of makes her more “real.” Kristen Bell is just so damn hot it hurts me…actually causes physical pain…to gaze upon her hotness. I can’t even begin to imagine the things I’d give up just for the chance to fuck her. Of course, it would probably only last about .4 seconds, because I don’t think I could hold back with her. I’d probably be spent before she was even fully undressed. Then I’d spend the next several hours apologizing to her. I’d definitely give her some tongue and finger action to make her orgasm, just so she wouldn’t have to go home empty handed. But I really think she’d probably be way too much for my johnson to handle. It just wouldn’t be able to last.
#34 | Comment by Pyronuc — November 16, 2007 @ 1:21 am
Kristen Bell has profited from nerd love more than Rudy Giuliani has from 9/11.
#35 | Comment by crankdatfolgersboy — November 16, 2007 @ 10:35 am
I’m gonna get a job as her gardner and turn up when I shouldn’t. I wonder how the gardner felt when he read that. Fuck man that would be a head fuck right there!
#36 | Comment by Psyper — November 17, 2007 @ 3:04 am