Just posting these because of how much i want to do her mom (very much). And how much i would probably want to do Eva Amurri when she reaches her mom’s age too (just as much if not more).

Her mom is Susan Sarandon if you didn’t already know.

And ‘fess up. I seriously can’t be the only one here who would want to do Susan Sarandon can i???

30 thoughts on “EVA AMURRI

  1. Not unless I had a time machine, and that’s even iffy. There are better things to do with a time machine.

    #1 | Comment by Rich — January 8, 2008 @ 7:15 am

  2. If it meant I could do Eva, then I’d do Susan. I never realised how hot Eva is till this post. I mean I knew she had pretty big boobs like her mom, but that was about it. Definitely looks better with the long hair.

    #2 | Comment by Mentos Fresh — January 8, 2008 @ 7:29 am

  3. ONLY ONE.

    #3 | Comment by dex — January 8, 2008 @ 8:19 am

  4. ^^^
    true story.

    #4 | Comment by AngelBaby — January 8, 2008 @ 8:32 am

  5. Yeah, it looks like evedryone’s pretty much in agreement here. Susan Sarandon’s not hot anymore. And she’s also a nutjob.

    That being said, Eva’s all sorts of boneable.

    #5 | Comment by Duffman — January 8, 2008 @ 9:04 am

  6. Sure, if you could some how…..no…could’nt do it. She is a wrinkley, nasty, nutjob…

    #6 | Comment by TheMan — January 8, 2008 @ 10:09 am

  7. I’d poke Eva with her mom watching! FTW

    #7 | Comment by MacDaddy — January 8, 2008 @ 10:20 am

  8. ^^^
    that works.

    #8 | Comment by Xan — January 8, 2008 @ 2:16 pm

  9. You guys are looking at her picture aren’t you? Give me a break…there are 1000’s of hotter chicks out there than this one. Her mom is a hag too.

    #9 | Comment by JRC — January 8, 2008 @ 3:22 pm

  10. Three-way!

    I didn’t know she had big boobs, but I did know she had a stupid face.

    I want the mom… :O

    #10 | Comment by Mike — January 8, 2008 @ 3:32 pm

  11. Let me state this for the record: Even if it meant I’d miss the sweetness that is Miss Amurri I wouldn’t fuck Susan Saran-DUMB with YOUR dick. Unless… Is there any kind of financial reward for ”taking one for the team”?

    #11 | Comment by chode — January 8, 2008 @ 3:52 pm

  12. #11: for the record, I just want to say that I wouldn’t do ANYTHING with Justin’s dick. Financial “reward” or not.

    #12 | Comment by GageFX — January 8, 2008 @ 5:33 pm

  13. That’s really Susan’s daughter?? My God, her funbags are delicious. Glad she got those without her mother’s bulging eyes!!

    #13 | Comment by FGD — January 8, 2008 @ 10:09 pm

  14. She certainly inherited her mom’s tits. I’d do both of them in a second.

    #14 | Comment by trotskey — January 8, 2008 @ 10:17 pm

  15. I don’t know if I’d say that I want to do Susan Sarandon, but I’d certainly be willing.

    #15 | Comment by middlehead — January 8, 2008 @ 10:20 pm

  16. Eva Amurri = Would
    Susan Sarand-OLD = Most definitely WOULD NOT!!

    Eva…not so much that she’s hot, it’s more that she’s not bad. There are plenty of hotter chicks around who I’d pick over her, but she’s not bad to look at, either. If I had nothing else to do with my time, I’d do her. Even if I DID have something else to do with my time, if she came around wanting it, I’d clear my schedule and still do her. As long as my schedule didn’t involve doing other hotter chicks. Basically to me, she’s fuckable, but nothing that I would drool over.

    Her mom, on the other hand…gross. Definitely NOT a milf. What’s the opposite of milf? That’d be what Susan would be. Opposite of a milf. Of course, it’s really a moot point, because it would be logistically impossible for me to do Susan Sarandon anyway. Not only would my penis NOT get hard enough for penetration, it wouldn’t get hard AT ALL, and would most likely crawl up inside of me out of fear, and leave my nuts hangin’ out by themselves going “WTF?!! Where’d the dick go?!” and then my nuts would suck up inside me too. Ugh…*shudder*…Susan Sarandon. My penis is shrinking already. If I wanted to bone her, I’d have to take Viagra just to get to the point of being flaccid.

    Maybe I’ve overdone it with this comment. But Susan Sarandon is fucking nasty gross ass old dusty grandma type shit. She could make cookies and lemonade for me, but that’s it. And she’d better be FULLY CLOTHED with a minimal amount of skin showing. Preferably a burkha. I think I could tolerate seing her eyes. But nothing more.

    #16 | Comment by Pyronuc — January 8, 2008 @ 10:28 pm

  17. ^^^ Totally in Denial

    #17 | Comment by Darkstar — January 8, 2008 @ 10:47 pm

  18. I’d poke the old broad, floppy funbags or not. Tons of faptastic memories could roll thru my head… Like the breakfast table scene in Bull Durahm (although I hate red fingernails)

    #18 | Comment by Dude — January 8, 2008 @ 10:50 pm

  19. #16 – MIWNLTF

    #19 | Comment by Casey Aldridge — January 8, 2008 @ 10:56 pm

  20. #16 – “If I wanted to bone her, I’d have to take Viagra just to get to the point of being flaccid.”


    #20 | Comment by AngelBaby — January 8, 2008 @ 11:04 pm

  21. She definitely got her mom’s huge tits… but god damn is she ugly!!!

    #21 | Comment by Tony — January 8, 2008 @ 11:12 pm

  22. #21- I wouldn’t say she’s ugly. “Plain” would be more appropriate.

    I’d do almost any chick with those titties.

    #22 | Comment by Milhouse — January 8, 2008 @ 11:30 pm

  23. id hit up eva just cuz.

    as for susan, i wouldnt out of respect to tim robbins, hes a good actor (shawshank redemption anyone?) but in the outside world……id shove my cock in her mouth to moisten it as i tit-fuck eva.

    #23 | Comment by QWERTY — January 9, 2008 @ 12:59 am

  24. Susan Sarandon has been in my top something-or-other for a long time. And still is. Out of control sexy.

    The daughter’s alright.

    #24 | Comment by Earl Brutus — January 9, 2008 @ 2:32 am

  25. Sarandon- Would
    Amurri- Would

    #25 | Comment by Nobody — January 9, 2008 @ 5:07 pm

  26. It must me tough to reach one’s physical peak and still not be as hot as one’s mother. But hey, at least she inherited the excellent tits! 🙂

    #26 | Comment by EmJee — January 9, 2008 @ 10:15 pm

  27. I’m also going to add, that although I would, she’s at least 4th on my list of girls named Eva.

    #27 | Comment by Nobody — January 10, 2008 @ 1:41 am

  28. Susan — still would, all the way, floppy huge tits and wrinkles and all, she’s still gorgeous.

    Eva — I’d beg to lick even her asshole, she is adorable.

    Mother-daughter three-way — bliss.

    #28 | Comment by girlfetish — January 13, 2008 @ 2:53 pm

  29. Eva was hottest in “Saved”

    #29 | Comment by jupiterssj4 — January 17, 2008 @ 3:42 am

  30. Susan Sarandon is still very much fuckable.
    I would eat that mature cunt and pound it like there was no tomorrow!

    #30 | Comment by Inglorious Bastard — August 21, 2009 @ 3:39 pm

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