She’s cute. Who knows how she’ll age or how her acting will preogress…personally, Michael Cera’s performance in “Juno” was better than hers, and it seems to me that any youthful ingenue who could memorize lines could have done “Hard Candy.” The truth is, she’s a sexy very young (looking) girl that has been in 2 (three if you liked that last X-flick) enjoyable films and lots of guys have spilled some jizz over. The main difference is that guys were jerking it to Jodie Foster when she was still criminally underage and she happened to have talent enough as an actress to keep going (cf. Natalie Portman), and we don’t yet know if Page is on that path or the alternative (cf. Brooke Shields).
I don’t mean to sound bitter or cynical or anything, I’ve fapped like mad over Ellen on occasion since “Hard Candy,” and was just noticing the other day how much pron star Sasha Grey looks like her.
Looks good here. She definitely needs to stop trying to dress like a girl.
And while I would certainly do her in real life (if I could find a gag big enough to stop her incessant yapping), I have never seen anything fapp worthy from Page.
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by WhoMe — January 20, 2008 @
7:44 pm
not bad. looks pretty for once. 2nd the motion to fix the last pic.
Last pic is fixed. This is the best Page gallery so far.
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by zomg — January 20, 2008 @
11:32 pm
Yep, the best gallery so far…
Until she pulls a “Britney” and decides to get off her car in a miniskirt with no panties on, and a perfectly shaved “Kitty Pryde”!
Then, THAT would be the best Page gallery ever!
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by Chuck — January 21, 2008 @
1:06 am
well, she’s looking at sarah lawrence. her dyke factor just doubled.
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by dolphinsteaks — January 21, 2008 @
2:22 am
cmon justin, dikey? she looks good, in fact, the pics makes her look more real and human, which makes her look even hotter. i don’t need that red carpet all dressed up BS. so thanks for posting up these pics, i thought she was alright before, but now she’s actually much htter, haha
But she does look like a carpet muncher here. (Not that there’s anything wrong with that!) She needs to stop dressing like Dane Cook.
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by Milhouse — January 21, 2008 @
5:39 pm
It’s like you’ve been holding in all these Ellen Page picture and finally you’re ejaculating them all out.
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by Tony — January 21, 2008 @
7:31 pm
The Sarah Lawrence College thing could suck or be great. From my experience girls who go to women’s colleges — which are of course lesbian breeding grounds, and not just LUGs — are either super lesbo or LOVE to fuck.
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by Tony — January 21, 2008 @
7:33 pm
Carpet muncher….Mmmmmm…Nice…..Mmmmmm…..
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by Chuck — January 22, 2008 @
12:41 am
Maybe EP’s a fag, maybe not, but DAMN Jodie Foster isn’t aging well…
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by mister — January 22, 2008 @
10:50 pm
Please grow up, baby, so I can fap to you.
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by d00d — January 27, 2008 @
11:09 pm
I still think she’s cute beyond all reason.
Even when she was preggo.
#1 | Comment by Andrew Kuehler — January 20, 2008 @ 11:58 am
i’d still grovel on that box.
#2 | Comment by tehpunk — January 20, 2008 @ 12:04 pm
fix last pic plz.
#3 | Comment by AngelBaby — January 20, 2008 @ 12:25 pm
shes cute, but still meh.
#4 | Comment by Xan — January 20, 2008 @ 12:27 pm
She’s cute. Who knows how she’ll age or how her acting will preogress…personally, Michael Cera’s performance in “Juno” was better than hers, and it seems to me that any youthful ingenue who could memorize lines could have done “Hard Candy.” The truth is, she’s a sexy very young (looking) girl that has been in 2 (three if you liked that last X-flick) enjoyable films and lots of guys have spilled some jizz over. The main difference is that guys were jerking it to Jodie Foster when she was still criminally underage and she happened to have talent enough as an actress to keep going (cf. Natalie Portman), and we don’t yet know if Page is on that path or the alternative (cf. Brooke Shields).
I don’t mean to sound bitter or cynical or anything, I’ve fapped like mad over Ellen on occasion since “Hard Candy,” and was just noticing the other day how much pron star Sasha Grey looks like her.
#5 | Comment by girlfetish — January 20, 2008 @ 12:48 pm
Awesome! I’m in Ellen Page heaven this week.
If you 2 were to post daily blogs for her, I wouldn’t complain at all. ^_^
#6 | Comment by JRC — January 20, 2008 @ 6:33 pm
Looks good here. She definitely needs to stop trying to dress like a girl.
And while I would certainly do her in real life (if I could find a gag big enough to stop her incessant yapping), I have never seen anything fapp worthy from Page.
#7 | Comment by WhoMe — January 20, 2008 @ 7:44 pm
not bad. looks pretty for once. 2nd the motion to fix the last pic.
#8 | Comment by Justin L — January 20, 2008 @ 9:55 pm
#1 speaks truth
#9 | Comment by Coolstream — January 20, 2008 @ 10:41 pm
Last pic is fixed. This is the best Page gallery so far.
#10 | Comment by zomg — January 20, 2008 @ 11:32 pm
Yep, the best gallery so far…
Until she pulls a “Britney” and decides to get off her car in a miniskirt with no panties on, and a perfectly shaved “Kitty Pryde”!
Then, THAT would be the best Page gallery ever!
#11 | Comment by Chuck — January 21, 2008 @ 1:06 am
well, she’s looking at sarah lawrence. her dyke factor just doubled.
#12 | Comment by dolphinsteaks — January 21, 2008 @ 2:22 am
cmon justin, dikey? she looks good, in fact, the pics makes her look more real and human, which makes her look even hotter. i don’t need that red carpet all dressed up BS. so thanks for posting up these pics, i thought she was alright before, but now she’s actually much htter, haha
#13 | Comment by Jon — January 21, 2008 @ 5:29 am
Wow. People are in such denial.
#14 | Comment by Gage — January 21, 2008 @ 12:52 pm
No we’re not!
#15 | Comment by People — January 21, 2008 @ 2:45 pm
I’d do Ellen Page.
p.s. she is not a dyke.
#16 | Comment by Random person — January 21, 2008 @ 4:54 pm
15 – hahaha!
#17 | Comment by JRC — January 21, 2008 @ 5:31 pm
^^^ditto
But she does look like a carpet muncher here. (Not that there’s anything wrong with that!) She needs to stop dressing like Dane Cook.
#18 | Comment by Milhouse — January 21, 2008 @ 5:39 pm
It’s like you’ve been holding in all these Ellen Page picture and finally you’re ejaculating them all out.
#19 | Comment by Tony — January 21, 2008 @ 7:31 pm
The Sarah Lawrence College thing could suck or be great. From my experience girls who go to women’s colleges — which are of course lesbian breeding grounds, and not just LUGs — are either super lesbo or LOVE to fuck.
#20 | Comment by Tony — January 21, 2008 @ 7:33 pm
Carpet muncher….Mmmmmm…Nice…..Mmmmmm…..
#21 | Comment by Chuck — January 22, 2008 @ 12:41 am
Maybe EP’s a fag, maybe not, but DAMN Jodie Foster isn’t aging well…
#22 | Comment by mister — January 22, 2008 @ 10:50 pm
Please grow up, baby, so I can fap to you.
#23 | Comment by d00d — January 27, 2008 @ 11:09 pm
BUMP!
Because Ellen is so freaking cute. ^>^
#24 | Comment by JRC — January 28, 2008 @ 5:58 pm
She’s not a lesbian. She’s Canadian.
#25 | Comment by mheister — February 4, 2008 @ 7:43 am
^^^
eh?
#26 | Comment by JRC — February 4, 2008 @ 5:39 pm