KRISTEN BELL

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Caps of Kristen Bell’s sex scene from Judd Apatow’s new production ‘Forgetting Sarah Marshall’

Don’t you just hate it when girls keep their bra on while having sex???

Fact: Kristen Bell has a lazy eye that she calls ‘Wonky’.

47 thoughts on “KRISTEN BELL”

  1. bra on? she’s keeping everything on … least sexiest sex scene i’ve ever seen.

    #1 | Comment by DoctorOfStyle — February 9, 2008 @ 12:39 am

  2. I hope it’s better in motion.

    But any sex scene involving Kristen Bell = win.

    #2 | Comment by DisconcertedGeorge — February 9, 2008 @ 12:45 am

  3. Russell Brand kicks the crack and heroin, and then somehow gets to have fake sex with Kristen Bell?

    I miss old crazy handjobs-in-dirty-bathroom-stalls Russell.

    #3 | Comment by Alex — February 9, 2008 @ 12:47 am

  4. I hate bras during sex scenes, and the use of the sheets afterwards. C’mon, if the gal doesn’t want to show her tits, then find another girl for the role, or eliminate the scene (of course, still put nudity in the film!)!

    #4 | Comment by Paragon — February 9, 2008 @ 1:26 am

  5. What’s with all the crazy positions? That’s how people get hurt. For safety, one party should be firmly tied to the bed.

    #5 | Comment by Daniel — February 9, 2008 @ 2:14 am

  6. Who ever does that, keeps their bra on while having sex? That’s like putting your dick in someones armpit and call it fucking. Crazy….

    #6 | Comment by Hesse — February 9, 2008 @ 2:17 am

  7. Well, you leave the bra on, or put it back on, when you don’t like what’s inside. It’s a sad day indeed, but it happens. Not with Kristen Bell, but it does happen. And when it needs to, it can save your life…

    #7 | Comment by Kewtr — February 9, 2008 @ 3:49 am

  8. Yahoo has a trailer for this movie in HD.

    It has a scene where she is wearing the exact same bikini when she bumps into an ex. Makes me think this is that ex’s ‘nightmare’ flash of her and her new boyfriend having sex rather than a real sex scene.

    #8 | Comment by Zleet — February 9, 2008 @ 5:35 am

  9. Forgot to mention, some Chinese film star called Edison Chen has been involved in a sex scandal. Loads of pictures of naked chinese starlets have been nicked off his Mac.

    I only recognised one called Gillian Chung from the chinese movie Twins Effect, but supposedly he also has a sex tape floating around the intertubes with Maggie Q from Die Hard 4.

    #9 | Comment by Zleet — February 9, 2008 @ 5:49 am

  10. Chabert please?

    #10 | Comment by JRC — February 9, 2008 @ 6:59 am

  11. The film looks wank.

    Need more JoJo.

    #11 | Comment by yezzir — February 9, 2008 @ 9:33 am

  12. That looks like a weird yoga session or something.

    #12 | Comment by Scratch — February 9, 2008 @ 10:11 am

  13. Girls leave their bra on during sex??? Since when? No girl I had sex with ever left her bra on. And if she did I wouldn’t love it, no I wouldn’t like that at all. When they do it in movies like this one I say, “Bullshit, bullshit, bullshit!”

    #13 | Comment by Arthur — February 9, 2008 @ 10:49 am

  14. WTF’s up with that? Bra on and weird skirt looking thing wrapped around her bottom end? That’s just fucking lame.

    Fully covered K Bell having sex = Loose

    …waste of my time

    #14 | Comment by Pyronuc — February 9, 2008 @ 11:01 am

  15. That is so fucking weak. A bra AND a fucking skirt? You legally can’t call that fucking in any of the 50 states, Puerto Rico, or Samoa. Well, except maybe Utah.

    #15 | Comment by Tony — February 9, 2008 @ 11:26 am

  16. Props for the lotus position. That’s an adavanced sexual move!

    Good to know the Bell is so flexible!!

    and Hell Yeah…..I’d nail her till her pussy caught fire from too much friction!

    #16 | Comment by MacDaddy — February 9, 2008 @ 11:35 am

  17. Why not just pretend she’s Muslim and stick her in a burkha for the scene. Ridiculous. I can’t remember the last time I got angry about a sex scene … but these shots just make me mad. She owes me titty now.

    #17 | Comment by Dr. Disgusto — February 9, 2008 @ 12:09 pm

  18. Screengrab I made from the Hd trailer on Yahoo movies, seems to be same bikini.

    http://img522.imageshack.us/my.php?image=kbis8.jpg

    #18 | Comment by Zleet — February 9, 2008 @ 12:09 pm

  19. Lamest fucking fuck scene EVER!

    She wears a bikini top & a skirt. This bitch is completely worthless.

    Her & Jessica Alba should just go ahead and do only movies for TBN about religious frontier women that wear only ankle length dresses.

    #19 | Comment by Buster Hymen — February 9, 2008 @ 1:25 pm

  20. i’ve always called them whopper eyes. is that not politically correct? heh

    #20 | Comment by idl3mind — February 9, 2008 @ 2:20 pm

  21. Congrats all of you for being angry about something completely asinine on the internets.

    You all get gold stars on your paper today.

    We all know each and every one of you perverts is going to see that movie. Maybe not in the theater, but probably in your mother’s basement using your own tears to lubricate as you jack it to this ‘pathetic’ sex scene.

    ruh ruh ruh retards….

    #21 | Comment by Piskabrew — February 9, 2008 @ 2:20 pm

  22. You think that sad? Did anyone watch the Keeley sex tape? She had her bra on the whole time. Who the hell has sex with Keeley and doesn’t take of her bra?

    #22 | Comment by Yak — February 9, 2008 @ 2:26 pm

  23. @21 piskaqueer STFU! Go back to your boyfriend and the vaseline. We all know you’re going back to that since you ran out of tears.

    This is supposed to be a Disney film so that’s why there’s no nudity or reason to see it.

    moar miley

    #23 | Comment by Apatow — February 9, 2008 @ 2:27 pm

  24. @19

    I doubt it’s an actual sex scene.

    In the trailer she’s wearing the same bikini and skirt when she bumps into her ex with her new boyfriend. This just looks like a comedic scene where the ex imagines what they get up to.

    Regardless of peoples disappointment that she’s not doing a graphic double penetration scene, I think she looks hot.

    #24 | Comment by zleet — February 9, 2008 @ 3:12 pm

  25. I had a girl with a great body (mmmm!) who was just shy (with other issues) who preferred to keep her top on during sex. 34D, size 5, and wanted implants.
    So, anyway, it does happen.

    #25 | Comment by tool — February 9, 2008 @ 6:55 pm

  26. Most legitimate comedies have the actresses cover up their tits in the “funny” sex scenes because they want you to laugh not fap. A nude Kristen Bell isn’t funny, it’s fuckin’ spank-worthy. They want you to focus on the comedy.

    #26 | Comment by DrTentacle — February 9, 2008 @ 7:51 pm

  27. #26

    True.

    #27 | Comment by Voyeurism — February 10, 2008 @ 6:52 am

  28. oh, i don’t know. i think it’s kind of hot banging when you’ve still got some clothes on. the first girl i banged a lot would never take her bra off and now i am pretty into it.

    #28 | Comment by joojaa — February 10, 2008 @ 11:41 am

  29. 28 – Yeah, if you’re the dude that she’s banging. Otherwise, it’s a fucking snooze-fest.

    #29 | Comment by JRC — February 11, 2008 @ 12:25 am

  30. #22 – you’re right. It’s one thing for someone not to take their bra off for a cheesy comedy sex scene but not taking it of for a sex tape? With a chick who’s got tits like Keeley. They should be ashamed of themselves.

    #21 – you can use tears as lube? Never thought of that. I might punch your mom in the gut next time I’m givin’ it to her to get some of that free natural lube.

    #30 | Comment by Evil Monkey — February 11, 2008 @ 2:51 am

  31. The clip is like 3 seconds long in the trailer, probably in the movie too.

    #31 | Comment by DRC — February 11, 2008 @ 3:26 am

  32. Hate her, hate her, hate her.

    If you were to unload on Kristen Bell’s face, your cum would probably jump straight back up to where it came from.

    #32 | Comment by matt — February 11, 2008 @ 9:38 am

  33. ^^^

    and that’s bad?

    Acrobatic sperm = fun bonus effect.

    You also avoid the recharge period.

    #33 | Comment by DisconcertedGeorge — February 11, 2008 @ 8:11 pm

  34. It is now on youtube

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MqtqSaWzM_A&feature=related

    and yes, it sucks…

    #34 | Comment by JuanKi — February 11, 2008 @ 11:15 pm

  35. Booo. Sucks.

    You could just make an animated GIF of those three photos and get the same effect.

    At least it’s a start. First Kristen in comedy sex scene positions, moving up to tasteful nudity, followed by hardcore porn in serious independent art movies.

    #35 | Comment by DisconcertedGeorge — February 12, 2008 @ 3:36 pm

  36. A girl I was seeing a few years ago left her bikini top on during sex once. We were at the beach and she wanted a true quickie. less to put back on if you don’t take it off.

    #36 | Comment by oofoo — February 13, 2008 @ 8:04 pm

  37. Anything with Kristen will be good. Plus Kristen doesn’t need to show nudity to be sexy and she knows. You also want to know why she is in a bra because she has something called class. That is also why she always wears underwear and makes sure nothing can be seen while getting out of cars. Unlike some of the other idiotic bitchs you guys call celebrities.

    #37 | Comment by R — February 14, 2008 @ 2:41 pm

  38. 37 – Shit, Reverend Falwell, don’t lump us all together as easily turned on pervs. I never said that I enjoyed seeing Spears rusty coochie leaving a car…

    So anyone fucking in the normal way (naked) lacks class? Well, there are a zillion people out there without class then.

    #38 | Comment by JRC — February 14, 2008 @ 5:05 pm

  39. I am not talking about being nude in her personal life. I am talking about she has class because she doesn’t do nudity in movies and makes sure she is covered up when going to events so the annoying paps don’t get pics of her.

    Also you could show a little respect considering Reverend Falwell dead. Saying something like that could be considered having no class

    #39 | Comment by R — February 16, 2008 @ 2:49 am

  40. Never said that I had class, Mr. Pap Smear.

    #40 | Comment by JRC — February 16, 2008 @ 3:40 am

  41. Wow that was your comeback. LOL

    #41 | Comment by R — February 18, 2008 @ 2:24 am

  42. I wasn’t trying to make a retort. I was just calling it like I saw it. You’re a pap smear.

    Now, why not be a good little christian soldier faggot and jerk off to some fully clothed Walmart ad models, Reverend Falwell? Or maybe you get off on nuns? Regardless, take your moralistic right wing bullshit and stick it up your huge ass. Who gives a fuck about respect at DLT, stupid cunt? Find a Catholic forum and preach…

    #42 | Comment by JRC — February 18, 2008 @ 4:37 am

  43. Trust me I am not catholic. I hate those people. I hope there chruchs burn down all at once. They give there members of the chruch no leeway at all.

    Also I am not even that much of a christian anymore. I go to church maybe once every other month. I just hate it when people say things that are disgusting about people who are good people. Who the fuck gives a crap if she is wearing a bikini. Atleast you are getting some kind of sex scene from her. be thankful for that. You will never see her nude unless it has a very important part of the movie fuckwad

    #43 | Comment by R — February 21, 2008 @ 1:26 pm

  44. Good people??? Give me a fucking break, asshat… televangelists are the slimiest people on the planet. Get a life and a clue, you dumbfuck. And I could give a shit if she’s wearing nothing but muscles and tendons for her sex scene. She’s a dog – so I have nothing to be thankful for, you 12 year old moron.

    Do me a favor and stop replying. The more you type, the dumber you get (if that’s even possible).

    #44 | Comment by JRC — February 21, 2008 @ 7:24 pm

  45. Did you not even get that I said I am not even that much of a christian you idiot. Why the fuck to do you bring up this shit everytime. Is that all you have. If so I feel real sorry you always have to end up using religous insults. That is pretty sad. Also not once did I ever even bring up televangelists so why the fuck did you pull that shit out of your ass.

    You must also be pretty blind to think she is a dog. She is one of the hottest actresses out there right now.

    #45 | Comment by R — February 26, 2008 @ 11:08 am

  46. Um, Kristen Bell looks like a man. They could have shown her chest and it wouldn’t have changed the movie’s rating since she has nothing there anyway. And I like that someone made fun of her face too…ewww! Nice lazy eye, lol.

    #46 | Comment by deadringer — March 11, 2008 @ 1:11 am

  47. kristen bell is an ugly bitch..I agree with some others .she has a weird face…turn off

    #47 | Comment by SAM — October 24, 2008 @ 7:17 pm

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