Here’s an analogy, you have some wonderful soup that gives you terrible raunchy gas even if you down a bottle of Gas X. You could eat the soup and it would taste great, but in 30 minutes you’re gonna be asking your self why you ate it.

It’s the same way I feel after watching a Jessica Alba movie. I know how I started watching, but in 30 minutes I’m wondering what the hell I’m doing here.

Dude, I’m sooooo not over 50 - just 45.

As a matter of fact, I do kinda like the 70’s bush. But not the type that looks like there’s a yard sale going on between the legs, but something that looks a well manicured lawn. I would love it even more if it’s accompanied by a pair of cut off Levi’s, a tan, a feathered hairdo, tube socks, rollerskates, topped with cherry lip gloss & the sheerest tubetop that Sears ever sold.

Now if will excuse me, it’s rice pudding night at the seniors center and I’m not leaving without a second helping.

http://images.celebritymoviearchive.com/members/thumbs/s/Sean_Young02@No_Way_Out-LunarScan203.jpg

Looking at that picture has dampened all fapping desires. Just add her photos to the “Overcoming Masturbation” sermon.

Smiley, the only acceptable excuse for your lunacy is that you are over 50. I think my dad would find her hot too. Do you also prefer 70s bush?

Yup, that’s the one! The same one that stalked James Woods after their affair ended. And the same one that drunkenly heckled Diving Bell and the Butterfly director Julian Schanbel at the Directors Guide of America awards show.

She’s soooo crazy - I’m sure they’re gonna name a vagina punch move after her.

Steaming Poo > ANY Sean Young.

(Cold hard poo too.)

“You should totally do this. It’ll like, make people take you more seriously, or something.”
“O rly?”
“Ya rly!”
“O k thx bai!”

And pre-batshit crazy Sean Young was hot, hot, hot. And a better actress than Jessica Alba.

DLT has never just been about hot girls. It’s about what Justin and Angelbaby think about posting for the entertainments.

Which reminds me, Justin you need to post more about the stuff you’ve been buying lately. Buying the Blade Runner Blu-Ray collection is worth a post dammit! More interesting than Alba!