51 thoughts on “WTF PATRICIA HEATON

  1. ummm, Milf ?

    Maybe.

    First !

    #1 | Comment by John — March 10, 2008 @ 12:38 am

  2. ew effing ew.

    that’s just all kinds of gross.

    #2 | Comment by AngelBaby — March 10, 2008 @ 12:43 am

  3. um… there’s one there.

    but goddamn you, justin for making me look!

    #3 | Comment by Topher — March 10, 2008 @ 12:52 am

  4. I’ll pass. Is Doris Roberts an option?

    #4 | Comment by Channel Zero — March 10, 2008 @ 1:06 am

  5. *Passing*

    #5 | Comment by sodapopinski — March 10, 2008 @ 1:22 am

  6. Someone isn’t taking their medication. I going to wash my eyes with some acid.

    #6 | Comment by frank the dolphin — March 10, 2008 @ 1:30 am

  7. I’m with Justin– would. Her skin is no worse than Lohan.

    #7 | Comment by Kewtr — March 10, 2008 @ 1:36 am

  8. (((( violent projectile vomiting followed by bloodcurdling scream )))

    this is what i need to look at to avoid the tempation to jerk off

    my penis is flaccid! whoo hoo!

    #8 | Comment by GonzalezP — March 10, 2008 @ 1:43 am

  9. It burns.

    #9 | Comment by El Payo — March 10, 2008 @ 1:46 am

  10. her bellybutton probably got sucked away during all the plastic surgery she’s had.

    Not my favorite post from the Justin, but it’s not Sarandon in a bikini so that makes it a win.

    Verdict – it could be much worse.

    #10 | Comment by DisconcertedGeorge — March 10, 2008 @ 2:04 am

  11. I would hit it. Hard. But I would have to throw in some scat action just to balance things out a bit.

    #11 | Comment by Smiley — March 10, 2008 @ 2:09 am

  12. There should be a legal age at which they will no longer let you on a beach if you are wearing a bikini.

    #7 – Unfortunately, you’re right about the skin.

    #12 | Comment by Evil Monkey — March 10, 2008 @ 2:10 am

  13. #10 sarandon in a bikini would be all sorts of win

    #13 | Comment by Justin — March 10, 2008 @ 2:18 am

  14. #13 especially if you find one with her daugher Eva Amuri

    #14 | Comment by Lita — March 10, 2008 @ 2:53 am

  15. Come on, you could have at least resized these so they weren’t so big before posting them. This is not what hi-res was intended for.

    Also, for the record, Sarandon > Heaton

    #15 | Comment by zomg — March 10, 2008 @ 2:59 am

  16. fucking EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

    #16 | Comment by dewdrop — March 10, 2008 @ 3:02 am

  17. id fondle her boobs, but thats about it. even i have my limits. partial win.

    #17 | Comment by Xan — March 10, 2008 @ 3:08 am

  18. how old is she?
    actually i don’t effing care, I’ll pass

    #18 | Comment by ohMyDog — March 10, 2008 @ 3:18 am

  19. Why yes, yes I would.

    #19 | Comment by Dr. Phil mmkay? — March 10, 2008 @ 5:49 am

  20. WOULD.

    But she has to have her TV makeup on.

    #20 | Comment by Ron Dingleberry — March 10, 2008 @ 6:07 am

  21. Y SO BIG, I might go blind now!
    Way, way to old ……………well for me that is.

    #21 | Comment by Ra — March 10, 2008 @ 6:51 am

  22. got this off wikipedia “Heaton opted to have a routine tummy tuck in 2002, and consequently was left umbilicusless” i assume that means no belly button?? i’d fuck her but it’d be tough shes an insane right-wing republican idiot.

    #22 | Comment by phil — March 10, 2008 @ 8:55 am

  23. EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK MY EYES!!!!!!!!

    The miniscule belly button is indeed from a tummy tuck surgery. The doc did a belly tightening thus eliminting the typical knot associated with the belly button!

    #23 | Comment by MacDaddy — March 10, 2008 @ 9:32 am

  24. these pictures are wholly inappropriate for this site..

    #24 | Comment by yawn — March 10, 2008 @ 10:01 am

  25. There are just some things that should not be hi-Res. These pics might be alright if you couldn’t see every wrinkle and crease on her body.

    #25 | Comment by Dizzy — March 10, 2008 @ 10:09 am

  26. She must be Kyle XY’s mom.

    I’d hit it. I’d be especially pleased if my wife looked like that when we are 48 (or however old Patricia is).

    #26 | Comment by Butterscotch Stallion — March 10, 2008 @ 10:41 am

  27. Dude, can’t you do better than this?

    #27 | Comment by Milhouse — March 10, 2008 @ 11:09 am

  28. She’s 50 and looks friggin great. Total MILF!!!! She’s got a small belly button probably due to the tummy tuck after 4 C-sections. I got no issues with that….lol… Bring on the Patty!!!

    #28 | Comment by Monkey12 — March 10, 2008 @ 1:07 pm

  29. She’s alright, but look at those PAWS! No way I’d want one of those veiny clawed beasts near my junk.

    #29 | Comment by jojo — March 10, 2008 @ 1:11 pm

  30. i didnt notice the hands upon first look.. i mean i didnt even get to the belly button.. you guys really looked at that eh?
    yikes..

    her hands remind me of that seinfeld episode..
    you know the one =)

    #30 | Comment by yawn — March 10, 2008 @ 1:23 pm

  31. yuck. Justin i’m disappointed :[

    #31 | Comment by dizzle — March 10, 2008 @ 3:53 pm

  32. Verdict: Still wouldn’t.

    The cleavage is nice… other than that, no thanks. She is too wrinkly and stuff.

    #32 | Comment by Paragon — March 10, 2008 @ 5:12 pm

  33. eh…, though have to admit, legs look and boobs look really good for her age

    #33 | Comment by Jon — March 10, 2008 @ 6:07 pm

  34. No.

    #13 – Yes.

    #34 | Comment by Mike — March 10, 2008 @ 7:33 pm

  35. Big new fake tits on a wrinkled-up body and no belly button because of liposuction I’d guess. No fuckin’ thanks, pal. You can have her.

    #35 | Comment by Tony — March 10, 2008 @ 8:34 pm

  36. Oh, that granny is so fucking hot. I want to take off her Depends.

    #36 | Comment by Raymond — March 10, 2008 @ 11:19 pm

  37. OH LAWDY LAWD! my eyes…. they burrrrrnnnn!

    #37 | Comment by RTFM — March 11, 2008 @ 5:37 am

  38. #29 – I agree, thats all I could see.

    #38 | Comment by kacey3 — March 11, 2008 @ 7:40 am

  39. #33 of course the boobs look good for her age. They are only about 10 years old.

    #39 | Comment by DisconcertedGeorge — March 11, 2008 @ 10:56 am

  40. bleh…..i think i just threw up in my mouth a little bit there

    #40 | Comment by bleh — March 11, 2008 @ 11:41 am

  41. “i’d fuck her but it’d be tough shes an insane right-wing republican idiot.”

    just so I understand:

    you fuckers want gay people to have all kinds of special rights including being able buttfuck in the streets. you think black people should be handed everything in life because they were slaves 400 fucking years ago. you think babies should be able to be aborted in the 9th month just because a woman has a right to do whatever she wants with her body. you think hillary clinton and barrack obama are actually qualified to run the country…

    but republicans are insane.

    #41 | Comment by W — March 11, 2008 @ 2:15 pm

  42. After what you just said I’m going to have to say…yes!

    #42 | Comment by Pyrenzyth — March 11, 2008 @ 2:30 pm

  43. “Looking good for her age” is not why I’m on this website. I would pass, even if she still had a belly button.

    Note to #41: Political ranting is even less interesting than a closeup of Heaton’s ass, and nobody wants to see that.

    #43 | Comment by Bender — March 11, 2008 @ 5:04 pm

  44. She’s had so many facelifts her belly button is now her mouth.

    #44 | Comment by The Pope — March 11, 2008 @ 6:21 pm

  45. #43: I agree, but I think “I would pass” is putting it a bit lightly. I would run, the fuck, away. But that’s me.

    #45 | Comment by Gage — March 11, 2008 @ 7:53 pm

  46. Holy f…., her skin is getting all wrinkly… Pass.

    #46 | Comment by Kaka — March 11, 2008 @ 8:02 pm

  47. On second thought I would not run but fuck her real hard and then I’d fuck her husband even harder.

    #47 | Comment by Gage — March 11, 2008 @ 11:28 pm

  48. ^^^

    That’s funny. I see what you did there. You’re clever.

    #48 | Comment by Gage — March 12, 2008 @ 11:37 am

  49. ugh….

    #49 | Comment by ComicFan — March 12, 2008 @ 12:49 pm

  50. milf?

    more like fmiwnlganmc

    fugly-mother-i-would-never-let-get-anywhere-near-my-cock

    #50 | Comment by ComicFan — March 12, 2008 @ 12:57 pm

  51. Verdict: Still would.

    If she showed up on the beach here, hammered off her ass after an all-night bender…damn right I would!

    #51 | Comment by Darkstar — March 17, 2008 @ 1:29 am

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