Elisha Cuthbert

Jack Bauer’s little girl is on the cover of the May issue of Maxim.

I’m not sure what she’s got going on right now that would land her the front of a magazine, but she’s gonna be back on TV soon in a remake of a Brit series called Ny-Lon. Elisha will play a New York literacy teacher/record store clerk who embarks on a transatlantic romance with a London stock broker. Yeah, I know…

Oh, and she was also in some recent movie where she has a topless scene with Christian Slater. But I’m sorry to report that the bare boobs belong to a body double.

to bad yep to bad

44 thoughts on “Elisha Cuthbert

  1. First

    #1 | Comment by Grammaton_Cleric — April 16, 2008 @ 2:29 pm

  2. second!!

    this is the hottest ive seen her in a while.

    #2 | Comment by QWERTY — April 16, 2008 @ 2:40 pm

  3. I still like her best as a redhead. But this is nice.

    #3 | Comment by El Payo — April 16, 2008 @ 2:45 pm

  4. Happy Belated Birthday Emma Watson! C’mon dude, where’s my Hermione post????

    #4 | Comment by David — April 16, 2008 @ 3:06 pm

  5. She needs to do porn like yesterday

    #5 | Comment by TheMan — April 16, 2008 @ 3:08 pm

  6. So hot.

    But Iā€™m sorry to report that the bare boobs belong to a body double.

    So gay.

    #6 | Comment by Mike — April 16, 2008 @ 3:14 pm

  7. She’d be hotter if she posed with a leopard.

    #7 | Comment by David — April 16, 2008 @ 3:39 pm

  8. Angelbaby…why would you tease me like that?

    #8 | Comment by thebowler — April 16, 2008 @ 3:47 pm

  9. #7 – you sure you don’t mean a cougar?

    #9 | Comment by AngelBaby — April 16, 2008 @ 3:48 pm

  10. Is she a Cock Tease? YES
    Is she hot? YES
    Would I nail her? YES
    Do I care what you think? NO


    #10 | Comment by MacDaddy — April 16, 2008 @ 4:34 pm

  11. hotness, as per usual

    #11 | Comment by MIK — April 16, 2008 @ 4:53 pm

  12. I assume she’s wearing a wig here, or did her hair just grow that fast from the last time she was posted up here?

    #5 Agreed

    #12 | Comment by Ravenzfire — April 16, 2008 @ 5:16 pm

  13. perfect mouth and eyes

    #13 | Comment by wannaramble — April 16, 2008 @ 5:57 pm

  14. Outstanding. She was looking a bit crap for a while there but these are very nice.

    #14 | Comment by Wartooth — April 16, 2008 @ 6:34 pm

  15. hmmmm….please suggest when she was in her prime…it happens in other posts…also #7 i read leotard the first time round

    #15 | Comment by a DJ was here — April 16, 2008 @ 6:54 pm

  16. request to justin/ab or anyone who cares…is there a way to browse all archived pic files on this site?

    #16 | Comment by a DJ was here — April 16, 2008 @ 7:06 pm

  17. I saw that christian slater movie. made me want to molest cripples. even more, I mean. though, a nose job would sure perk up that face.

    #17 | Comment by Justin L — April 16, 2008 @ 7:22 pm

  18. This is more fucking like it.

    She must be the first hot girl in about 10 posts.

    #18 | Comment by cobalt — April 16, 2008 @ 7:41 pm

  19. I love her.

    #19 | Comment by brian — April 16, 2008 @ 7:44 pm

  20. I loved her in Popular Mechanics for Kids… She looks very good now.

    #20 | Comment by Gomez — April 16, 2008 @ 7:50 pm

  21. #17 – according to one website, she’s already had some nose work.


    i don’t really see it though…

    #21 | Comment by AngelBaby — April 16, 2008 @ 8:05 pm

  22. *im all wet… can i come in?* oh yeeeeah… i agree first hot broad in a while

    #22 | Comment by MrBlackGlove — April 16, 2008 @ 9:10 pm

  23. Instant boner!
    She is absolutely hot!

    The body double issue is so sad… I guess she’s kind of shy… because she has faptastic boobs!

    I want her…!

    #23 | Comment by Vote for Pedro — April 16, 2008 @ 9:57 pm

  24. People who won’t do nude scenes shouldn’t take roles that require them….

    #24 | Comment by Kee Man — April 16, 2008 @ 10:02 pm

  25. She is so damn confusing. 70% of the time, she seems boring, dull and plain. The other 20%, she makes my penis want to sever itself from my body and go on a commando mission to spend 2 seconds in her smoking hot snatch.

    Until I see those uptight little Canadian titties, I won’t know if she’s 100% Grade A Prime Canadian hottie, or just a disappointing little wanna be.

    #25 | Comment by Dr. Disgusto — April 16, 2008 @ 10:14 pm

  26. Meh. She’s looking way too plastic. Did she merge with brooke hogan?

    #26 | Comment by RB — April 16, 2008 @ 10:34 pm

  27. @25 so by your math you’re 80% gay with a non-gay cock attached

    I hate Maxim and their fucking nun style pictures.
    These bitches need to show more T& A.


    #27 | Comment by Dr. Demento — April 17, 2008 @ 12:00 am

  28. So hot in season one of 24, and in The Girl Next Door. So not hot in anything else…up until now. She has once again ascended to the level of “would”. šŸ™‚

    #28 | Comment by EmJee — April 17, 2008 @ 6:37 am

  29. Man, with all the Sean Avery controversy lately in hockey, I bet it makes a lot of people even more mad he used to be with her šŸ˜›

    #29 | Comment by dh — April 17, 2008 @ 7:26 am

  30. Did she ever update her hockey blog?

    #30 | Comment by cobalt — April 17, 2008 @ 11:34 am

  31. “to bad”. SO ANNOYING. Please write “too” correctly, in future.

    #31 | Comment by lulzy — April 17, 2008 @ 12:15 pm

  32. ^^^
    um…how about no?

    lurk moar noob, in future.

    #32 | Comment by AngelBaby — April 17, 2008 @ 2:58 pm

  33. #28 – You’re post would imply that she was not hot in season 2 of 24. Are you forgetting her infamous after a shower-tank top with pokey nipples scene? Probably the best moment in the entire series.

    It’s nice to see some hot photos of her. When she first came out there was so many hot pics of her (including from The Girl Next Door) but lately she has been sub-par. Making matters worse has been the shitty straight to video career path she has started. If she wasn’t so hot she would probably already be a has been.

    Maxim is really weak, but I’ll buy a copy of this one. Read it once, fap to it twice, wipe my ass with it thrice and then recycle it.

    #33 | Comment by Evil Monkey — April 18, 2008 @ 1:51 am

  34. I can only remember her digging that hole in Series 1. Fabulous cleavage shots every time she rammed the spade home.

    She was digging for about four episodes, I think. Can’t remember what the fuck she was digging for.

    #34 | Comment by cobalt — April 18, 2008 @ 8:21 am

  35. I was talking about this scene:


    Or in video:
    (see around 30 seconds)

    #35 | Comment by Evil Monkey — April 18, 2008 @ 9:22 am

  36. #32

    I might be a noob, but at least I know the difference between “to” and “too”. I’m not sure how your eFame will help you in real life, but basic grammar, spelling, etc, does tend to help unless you pump my gas for a living.

    #36 | Comment by lulzy — April 18, 2008 @ 12:45 pm

  37. ^^^
    i could explain to you why in this particular circumstance we use “to” instead of “too” on this site, but you’re a clueless noob, so i rly can’t be bothered.

    suffice to say, my ability to have a bit of fun on the intarwebs didn’t slow me down when i was pursuing my doctorate. and in case you were wondering, yes, i would like fries with my order.

    #37 | Comment by AngelBaby — April 18, 2008 @ 1:35 pm

  38. it’s funny how ignorant people constantly miss ironic and satirical humor, and accuse other people of being ignorant

    #38 | Comment by Justin L — April 18, 2008 @ 5:29 pm

  39. Leave AngelBaby alone!

    All you people want is MORE, MORE, MORE, MORE, MORE!!!!!


    #39 | Comment by Mike — April 19, 2008 @ 4:40 am


    #40 | Comment by Justin L — April 19, 2008 @ 6:43 am

  41. Yeah obviously I remember *that* 24 scene, #35. It was semi-fappable. She didn’t give us much to go on though, the bitch.

    Did you catch your doctorate AB? šŸ˜›

    Har har har. What a comedian I am.

    #41 | Comment by cobalt — April 19, 2008 @ 8:57 am

  42. #37

    If that’s even true, which I doubt and don’t even care about anyway, a Doctorate doesn’t even mean shit in this day and age. The first clue is that people like you can get one. The second clue is that there are losers out there with their Doctorates who are either still unemployed or in a crap or average dead-end job (because either it’s a shitty Doctorate, or it came from a shitty school, or the person just doesn’t have the skills for the real world). On the other hand, the real big boys and girls got their degrees a LONG TIME ago in reputable schools and are earning six figure salaries or more (and not in Mickey Mouse, i.e. American, dollars either).

    P.S. Yes, Justin, I must be ignorant because I can’t read people’s minds. Maybe Miss Bitchy over here should’ve spelled it out the the first time (instead of being an uptight cunt who thinks she’s too good to explain herself) and then maybe she wouldn’t have been mistaken for a retard? Oh wait, I can see it coming already: “Nanana, I don’t have to explain myself”… what are you, in high school?

    #42 | Comment by lulzy — April 19, 2008 @ 1:26 pm

  43. she did spell out that it wasn’t a mistype by typing it twice, and can you really picture anyone not knowing the difference? less fancy grade 5 english skillz, moar critical thought plz

    #43 | Comment by Justin L — April 19, 2008 @ 1:53 pm

  44. #42 – are you honestly still going on about this? wow, you must have a sad pathetic life. no one gives a good goddamn wtf you think. you are a clueless noob who couldn’t manage to lurk moar and figure out how things work on a simple internet site. go get your GED, and maybe come back and try again someday when you finally get some hair on your shriveled little sac.

    in short, stfu and gtfo.

    #44 | Comment by AngelBaby — April 19, 2008 @ 6:58 pm

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