Zooey Deschanel
12 06 2008Tomorrow, Zooey’s highest profile movie to date hits the big screen when The Happening opens.
This shoot was done for the June/July issue of BlackBook magazine, and I think she looks cute in her retro swimsuit.
By the way, has anyone else notice how heavily they are advertising this as M. NIGHT SHYAMALAN’S FIRST R-RATED FILM? Okay, we got it…it’s gonna be bloody. Ooooh.
ps. Somebody cried about not getting pics of Zooey from The Happening premiere…so voilà!
first?
okay…
Shes so hot
yeah she is good looking girl no doubt
When she plays Philly with M. Ward I’ll be the guy drooling in the front row.
She at her premiere yesterday showing cleavage and this is the post!?
Oh and she’s also in Lucky magazine this month. She’s always closed-mouthed when she smiles which makes me wonder if she has issues with her teefs.
i liked her in that sci fi original movie called Tin Man. shes so hotttt
mmmm, yes, Zoey is quite attractive.
Far more so then her square-faces sister Emily! GAG!
My wife makes me sit through that show “Bones” staring Emily Deschanel and David Bore-eanis.
There was one Halloween episode that showed Emily in a Wonder Woman outfit and I nearly puked over my new couch!!
The only good thing about that show is that my wife likes to masterbate to that David guy, and I happen to like watching her doing that, so it all works out in the end. (Until she screams “oh gawd David”, when I’m giving her my own version of Bones in the bedroom later, but I digress!)
I love Zoey. Ever since Almost Famous I have been hooked on her. My sister hates her speech but thats not what I am interested. She kinda has that naughty girl next door thing going for her. Like you could have a slamming day on the road with her then she would ravage you in the bedroom at night!
^^^I know what your sister means. Zooey and her sister both talk weird. But I think it’s HOT. Of course, she could crap in my shoes and it’d be hot to me.
BTW I’m clicking on the premiere pics and getting sent to the BlackBook pics. Is this a problem with your linkage or my brain?
^^^
try refreshing ur browser.
ordinary, plain, not worth the effort… if they wanna cast unattractive women in movies they should call clay aiken
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e-mail us some pics of your gf and we’ll be happy to post them for everyone to comment on.
She’s hot but I don’t think the BlackBook pics really do her justice.
It has been a while since I’ve seen her though, so I think she should get naked for me to give her a fair assessment. And for that, she’ll have to be in my lap, not on my computer screen. I just want to be as objective as possible.
I love her.
She looked great in that terrible movie Flakes.
YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES!!!!
Finally some pics of my li’l cutie Zooey!
Zooey is my ultimate fav!
btw, Emily aint non hottt. i give them both about an 8.5
Emily got the boobs so even her squarish face means win.
wow look at ab getting all defensive.
I feel bad ‘cuz for some reason I never found Zooey that hot, but I like Emily, but peer pressure tells me I’ve got it all backward.
I like just about any female in retro garb….. hummmm.
She was on Letterman last night, she speaks very softly and can carry my big … errrm. schtik.
yay for zooey! love her, thx for the pics
Zooey + Emily + Me = Crazy week-long-monkey-humping-sex-a-thon.
balls.
TBH IDK WTF she is.
But I’d do her
Are there a set of hotter sisters than the Deschanels? My mind isn’t coming up with any right now.
She’s just terrrific. Absolutely adorable. I demand more of her on this site. Much more. And I also demand she start doing nude scenes. And I demand she do me while wearing the elf suit from Elf … it’s a little fetish - don’t ask.
heck ya!
#27 - Maybe Ashlee and Jessica Simpson? Or how about the Duff sisters? Tough call really. One thing I do know for sure is it ain’t the Hilton sisters.
get rid of the bangs!
#30: The Duff sisters? Gimme a break.
Angelbaby: The Happening is less than Zooey’s highest profile movie. Elf and Almost Famous are EASILY higher profile. It’s her biggest role in a high profile movie, arguably. Just saying.
She was irrestible in that out-size shirt and hot pants from Hitchiker’s Guide. I couldn’t figure out why the intergalatic president guy didn’t just spend all his time fucking her.
Don’t start telling me that the whole search-for-the-meaning-of-life bullshit wasn’t one giant metaphor for impotence. I is smarter than that, I am.
gotta love her eyes~!
Yay, awesome post, you rock AB. ;D
#30 Pre-pregnancy, maybe the Simpson sisters. Also, maybe post-pregnancy, if Ashlee manages to lose the baby weight but keep the huge boobs.
Definitely not the Duffs, because Haylie is just not attractive.
And agreed, not the Hilton sisters.
I always loved this girl, from when I first heard her angelic voice in Elf, to that nice shirt only outfit she wore in Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy. Yummy.
Leaving to see “The Happening”…
happening: the plants did it!
more chabert.
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i’d say the cruz sisters… monica and penelope…
lol @39, the movie had no
“What a twist!” moment, o well, no job of explaining anything really either happens, you sort of walk out disappointed that a bunch of people died and we don’t know why…
“an unexplainable act of nature that can never be proven”
she’s kind of hairy.
Zooey makes my shorts gooey
zooey and i share a birthday. it makes mine feel much more special now! shame we don’t share much more…
i loved her in the hitchhikers guide. actually, i loved her in anything… the movie was killed by the critics here (netherlands), but just because of her i am going to see it.
the happening sucked, i had to laugh at some of the actors that were trying to act scared or crying and you could tell they had half a smile or a laugh.. :( i want my 10$ back.
@ #45: it’s a shaiman movie… what did you expect? never saw the village? or lady in the water? mayor suckage there…
I don’t think she’s hot. She’s *cute*. There’s a difference.
And there’s absolutely nothing wrong with cute, by the way. She’s got that girl-next-door thing going on in spades and she’s got the glint in her eye that says, “when you and me get behind closed doors, it’ll be awesome”, but she’s not pant-wettingly, drool worthy hot, imo. In other words, she’s more girlfriend material than best-fuck-of-your-life material.
Oh and I love the sound of her voice, btw. :D
I’d like to hump her eyeballs.
I bet she tastes like heaven down there.
oh so u want me to put your mom on the site if so than hellz yeah
and for fuck sake re-dedicate the site to its natural brilliance and not this politically correct bullshit
I don’t just want to fuck her. I want to pound her so hard she’ll walk bow-legged for the rest of her life, blow my load in her mouth, and have her swap my cum with Emily. BOO-YAH!
^^ virgin.
Big fan.
the movie did suck. zooey is fap worthy though.
okies..question…when was the last post containing awesome nudity? cuz maybe i’m slackin’ but i havent seen a post worth a fap in a while…….. :(
update?!?!?
i never really noticed her before.
she’s cute.
i want to put my weiner in her.
hot.
i would put my weiner all over her and inside too
too bad she loves herself more than i love masturbating
Can anybody say ONANISM??
What about collecting S-K-A-T-E?
I think Zooey is very cute, not beautiful or extremely sexy, and I like that. She is quirky, unconventional, smart, and the best I have ever seen at delivering low-key, deadpan humor. On ‘Weeds’ and in ‘Failure to Launch’ her low-key delivery of crazy lines like “Before we go to Pittsburgh I want to stop at one of the Aguays — Par or Ur, it doesn’t matter” had me laughing so loudly I startled people outside the house. I think she is funnier than Lucille Ball, Carol Burnet, or anybody else.
Hey, guys, you all write like 12-year-olds with low IQs. Why don’t you try to write something intelligent and worthwhile instead of revealing to the world how stupid you are?
If you want “something intelligent and worthwhile,” go read Commentary. Leave us alone to fap to Zooey pics.
#62- TL;DR
Haha, I just spent about 5 minutes laughing over “Onan the Barbarian”.
BEST NAME EVARRRR! Onan FTW.
As for you Ken, you should stick to fighting Ryu.
I had some free time, so I read Ken’s response.
Posting one or two sentences as comments on a blog does not reveal the intelligence of the poster. This site’s headline is “Waugh”, and many of its entries feature women in various states of undress. Honestly, what kind of comments do you expect to read? We’re not here to discuss the artistic merits of the women (or in some cases, men) being posted. We’re here to say how fappable or unfappable we find them, and then maybe discuss their artistic merits.
Cute. Not mind-blowingly hot, but definitely doable. Face is prettier than her sister’s, but Emily has the better rack.
I don’t get it. When I think about Alexis Bledel & Zooey Deschanel making out in school uniforms, pigtails and braces, I get horny.