Zooey Deschanel

Tomorrow, Zooey’s highest profile movie to date hits the big screen when The Happening opens.

This shoot was done for the June/July issue of BlackBook magazine, and I think she looks cute in her retro swimsuit.

By the way, has anyone else notice how heavily they are advertising this as M. NIGHT SHYAMALAN’S FIRST R-RATED FILM? Okay, we got it…it’s gonna be bloody. Ooooh.

ps. Somebody cried about not getting pics of Zooey from The Happening premiere…so voilà!

68 thoughts on “Zooey Deschanel

  1. first?

    okay…

    #1 | Comment by J — June 12, 2008 @ 11:36 am

  2. Shes so hot

    #2 | Comment by L — June 12, 2008 @ 11:48 am

  3. yeah she is good looking girl no doubt

    #3 | Comment by lawl — June 12, 2008 @ 12:06 pm

  4. When she plays Philly with M. Ward I’ll be the guy drooling in the front row.

    #4 | Comment by Godard — June 12, 2008 @ 12:31 pm

  5. She at her premiere yesterday showing cleavage and this is the post!?

    #5 | Comment by cheezstake — June 12, 2008 @ 12:31 pm

  6. Oh and she’s also in Lucky magazine this month. She’s always closed-mouthed when she smiles which makes me wonder if she has issues with her teefs.

    #6 | Comment by Godard — June 12, 2008 @ 12:33 pm

  7. i liked her in that sci fi original movie called Tin Man. shes so hotttt

    #7 | Comment by Xan — June 12, 2008 @ 12:41 pm

  8. mmmm, yes, Zoey is quite attractive.

    Far more so then her square-faces sister Emily! GAG!

    My wife makes me sit through that show “Bones” staring Emily Deschanel and David Bore-eanis.

    There was one Halloween episode that showed Emily in a Wonder Woman outfit and I nearly puked over my new couch!!

    The only good thing about that show is that my wife likes to masterbate to that David guy, and I happen to like watching her doing that, so it all works out in the end. (Until she screams “oh gawd David”, when I’m giving her my own version of Bones in the bedroom later, but I digress!)

    #8 | Comment by MacDaddy — June 12, 2008 @ 2:07 pm

  9. I love Zoey. Ever since Almost Famous I have been hooked on her. My sister hates her speech but thats not what I am interested. She kinda has that naughty girl next door thing going for her. Like you could have a slamming day on the road with her then she would ravage you in the bedroom at night!

    #9 | Comment by Kahula — June 12, 2008 @ 2:23 pm

  10. ^^^I know what your sister means. Zooey and her sister both talk weird. But I think it’s HOT. Of course, she could crap in my shoes and it’d be hot to me.

    BTW I’m clicking on the premiere pics and getting sent to the BlackBook pics. Is this a problem with your linkage or my brain?

    #10 | Comment by murderface — June 12, 2008 @ 3:04 pm

  11. ^^^
    try refreshing ur browser.

    #11 | Comment by AngelBaby — June 12, 2008 @ 3:05 pm

  12. ordinary, plain, not worth the effort… if they wanna cast unattractive women in movies they should call clay aiken

    #12 | Comment by MrBlackGlove — June 12, 2008 @ 3:41 pm

  13. ^^^
    e-mail us some pics of your gf and we’ll be happy to post them for everyone to comment on.

    #13 | Comment by AngelBaby — June 12, 2008 @ 3:50 pm

  14. She’s hot but I don’t think the BlackBook pics really do her justice.

    It has been a while since I’ve seen her though, so I think she should get naked for me to give her a fair assessment. And for that, she’ll have to be in my lap, not on my computer screen. I just want to be as objective as possible.

    #14 | Comment by Bender — June 12, 2008 @ 4:29 pm

  15. I love her.

    She looked great in that terrible movie Flakes.

    #15 | Comment by Dashy — June 12, 2008 @ 4:56 pm

  16. YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES!!!!

    Finally some pics of my li’l cutie Zooey!

    #16 | Comment by Tony — June 12, 2008 @ 5:11 pm

  17. Zooey is my ultimate fav!

    #17 | Comment by Lita — June 12, 2008 @ 6:07 pm

  18. btw, Emily aint non hottt. i give them both about an 8.5

    #18 | Comment by Xan — June 12, 2008 @ 7:16 pm

  19. Emily got the boobs so even her squarish face means win.

    #19 | Comment by DisconcertedGeorge — June 12, 2008 @ 7:20 pm

  20. wow look at ab getting all defensive.

    #20 | Comment by DoctofOfStyle — June 12, 2008 @ 8:00 pm

  21. I feel bad ‘cuz for some reason I never found Zooey that hot, but I like Emily, but peer pressure tells me I’ve got it all backward.

    #21 | Comment by Kelvin — June 12, 2008 @ 9:22 pm

  22. I like just about any female in retro garb….. hummmm.
    She was on Letterman last night, she speaks very softly and can carry my big … errrm. schtik.

    #22 | Comment by Fred — June 12, 2008 @ 10:01 pm

  23. yay for zooey! love her, thx for the pics

    #23 | Comment by lobster — June 12, 2008 @ 10:27 pm

  24. Zooey + Emily + Me = Crazy week-long-monkey-humping-sex-a-thon.

    #24 | Comment by Dr. Phil mmkay? — June 12, 2008 @ 10:38 pm

  25. balls.

    #25 | Comment by jackreacher — June 13, 2008 @ 12:38 am

  26. TBH IDK WTF she is.

    But I’d do her

    #26 | Comment by mister — June 13, 2008 @ 1:44 am

  27. Are there a set of hotter sisters than the Deschanels? My mind isn’t coming up with any right now.

    #27 | Comment by Nobody — June 13, 2008 @ 3:59 am

  28. She’s just terrrific. Absolutely adorable. I demand more of her on this site. Much more. And I also demand she start doing nude scenes. And I demand she do me while wearing the elf suit from Elf … it’s a little fetish – don’t ask.

    #28 | Comment by Dr. Disgusto — June 13, 2008 @ 8:06 am

  29. heck ya!

    #29 | Comment by roscoe — June 13, 2008 @ 11:08 am

  30. #27 – Maybe Ashlee and Jessica Simpson? Or how about the Duff sisters? Tough call really. One thing I do know for sure is it ain’t the Hilton sisters.

    #30 | Comment by Evil Monkey — June 13, 2008 @ 12:14 pm

  31. get rid of the bangs!

    #31 | Comment by yawn — June 13, 2008 @ 1:07 pm

  32. #30: The Duff sisters? Gimme a break.

    Angelbaby: The Happening is less than Zooey’s highest profile movie. Elf and Almost Famous are EASILY higher profile. It’s her biggest role in a high profile movie, arguably. Just saying.

    #32 | Comment by al k holik — June 13, 2008 @ 1:23 pm

  33. She was irrestible in that out-size shirt and hot pants from Hitchiker’s Guide. I couldn’t figure out why the intergalatic president guy didn’t just spend all his time fucking her.

    Don’t start telling me that the whole search-for-the-meaning-of-life bullshit wasn’t one giant metaphor for impotence. I is smarter than that, I am.

    #33 | Comment by cobalt — June 13, 2008 @ 2:03 pm

  34. gotta love her eyes~!

    #34 | Comment by Evestay — June 13, 2008 @ 2:10 pm

  35. Yay, awesome post, you rock AB. ;D

    #35 | Comment by Kreuk — June 13, 2008 @ 2:10 pm

  36. #30 Pre-pregnancy, maybe the Simpson sisters. Also, maybe post-pregnancy, if Ashlee manages to lose the baby weight but keep the huge boobs.

    Definitely not the Duffs, because Haylie is just not attractive.

    And agreed, not the Hilton sisters.

    #36 | Comment by Nobody — June 13, 2008 @ 5:01 pm

  37. I always loved this girl, from when I first heard her angelic voice in Elf, to that nice shirt only outfit she wore in Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy. Yummy.

    #37 | Comment by pirho — June 13, 2008 @ 7:17 pm

  38. Leaving to see “The Happening”…

    #38 | Comment by Lita — June 13, 2008 @ 8:56 pm

  39. happening: the plants did it!

    more chabert.

    ?´ˆ?ª–ç?ß–œ™?´ß

    ,asioeqw

    #39 | Comment by edc — June 13, 2008 @ 9:34 pm

  40. i’d say the cruz sisters… monica and penelope…

    #40 | Comment by DoctofOfStyle — June 13, 2008 @ 11:15 pm

  41. lol @39, the movie had no

    “What a twist!” moment, o well, no job of explaining anything really either happens, you sort of walk out disappointed that a bunch of people died and we don’t know why…

    “an unexplainable act of nature that can never be proven”

    #41 | Comment by Lita — June 13, 2008 @ 11:52 pm

  42. she’s kind of hairy.

    #42 | Comment by yawn — June 14, 2008 @ 1:56 am

  43. Zooey makes my shorts gooey

    #43 | Comment by Smilin' Bob — June 14, 2008 @ 5:53 am

  44. zooey and i share a birthday. it makes mine feel much more special now! shame we don’t share much more…

    i loved her in the hitchhikers guide. actually, i loved her in anything… the movie was killed by the critics here (netherlands), but just because of her i am going to see it.

    #44 | Comment by Anonamemouse — June 14, 2008 @ 6:56 am

  45. the happening sucked, i had to laugh at some of the actors that were trying to act scared or crying and you could tell they had half a smile or a laugh.. 🙁 i want my 10$ back.

    #45 | Comment by Nigelbrown — June 14, 2008 @ 3:58 pm

  46. @ #45: it’s a shaiman movie… what did you expect? never saw the village? or lady in the water? mayor suckage there…

    #46 | Comment by Anonamemouse — June 14, 2008 @ 4:02 pm

  47. I don’t think she’s hot. She’s *cute*. There’s a difference.

    And there’s absolutely nothing wrong with cute, by the way. She’s got that girl-next-door thing going on in spades and she’s got the glint in her eye that says, “when you and me get behind closed doors, it’ll be awesome”, but she’s not pant-wettingly, drool worthy hot, imo. In other words, she’s more girlfriend material than best-fuck-of-your-life material.

    Oh and I love the sound of her voice, btw. 😀

    #47 | Comment by EmJee — June 14, 2008 @ 6:11 pm

  48. I’d like to hump her eyeballs.

    #48 | Comment by SUPHER — June 14, 2008 @ 8:52 pm

  49. I bet she tastes like heaven down there.

    #49 | Comment by R Kelly's 13 Year Old Friend — June 14, 2008 @ 11:24 pm

  50. oh so u want me to put your mom on the site if so than hellz yeah

    #50 | Comment by MrBlackGlove — June 15, 2008 @ 3:52 am

  51. and for fuck sake re-dedicate the site to its natural brilliance and not this politically correct bullshit

    #51 | Comment by MrBlackGlove — June 15, 2008 @ 3:58 am

  52. I don’t just want to fuck her. I want to pound her so hard she’ll walk bow-legged for the rest of her life, blow my load in her mouth, and have her swap my cum with Emily. BOO-YAH!

    #52 | Comment by the demon seed of Ron Jeremy — June 15, 2008 @ 5:28 am

  53. ^^ virgin.

    #53 | Comment by Liam — June 15, 2008 @ 4:47 pm

  54. Big fan.

    #54 | Comment by Mike — June 16, 2008 @ 6:27 am

  55. the movie did suck. zooey is fap worthy though.

    #55 | Comment by Marty McFly — June 16, 2008 @ 9:20 am

  56. okies..question…when was the last post containing awesome nudity? cuz maybe i’m slackin’ but i havent seen a post worth a fap in a while…….. 🙁

    #56 | Comment by phillysteak — June 16, 2008 @ 5:40 pm

  57. update?!?!?

    #57 | Comment by Justin's better half — June 16, 2008 @ 8:59 pm

  58. i never really noticed her before.

    she’s cute.

    i want to put my weiner in her.

    #58 | Comment by yesyesyall — June 17, 2008 @ 2:55 am

  59. hot.

    #59 | Comment by Justin L — June 17, 2008 @ 3:19 pm

  60. i would put my weiner all over her and inside too

    too bad she loves herself more than i love masturbating

    #60 | Comment by cinderella man — June 17, 2008 @ 5:21 pm

  61. Can anybody say ONANISM??

    What about collecting S-K-A-T-E?

    #61 | Comment by cobalt — June 17, 2008 @ 5:57 pm

  62. I think Zooey is very cute, not beautiful or extremely sexy, and I like that. She is quirky, unconventional, smart, and the best I have ever seen at delivering low-key, deadpan humor. On ‘Weeds’ and in ‘Failure to Launch’ her low-key delivery of crazy lines like “Before we go to Pittsburgh I want to stop at one of the Aguays — Par or Ur, it doesn’t matter” had me laughing so loudly I startled people outside the house. I think she is funnier than Lucille Ball, Carol Burnet, or anybody else.
    Hey, guys, you all write like 12-year-olds with low IQs. Why don’t you try to write something intelligent and worthwhile instead of revealing to the world how stupid you are?

    #62 | Comment by Ken — June 18, 2008 @ 1:32 am

  63. If you want “something intelligent and worthwhile,” go read Commentary. Leave us alone to fap to Zooey pics.

    #63 | Comment by Onan the Barbarian — June 18, 2008 @ 1:44 am

  64. #62- TL;DR

    #64 | Comment by Nobody — June 18, 2008 @ 2:20 pm

  65. Haha, I just spent about 5 minutes laughing over “Onan the Barbarian”.

    BEST NAME EVARRRR! Onan FTW.

    As for you Ken, you should stick to fighting Ryu.

    #65 | Comment by cobalt — June 19, 2008 @ 6:51 am

  66. I had some free time, so I read Ken’s response.

    Posting one or two sentences as comments on a blog does not reveal the intelligence of the poster. This site’s headline is “Waugh”, and many of its entries feature women in various states of undress. Honestly, what kind of comments do you expect to read? We’re not here to discuss the artistic merits of the women (or in some cases, men) being posted. We’re here to say how fappable or unfappable we find them, and then maybe discuss their artistic merits.

    #66 | Comment by Nobody — June 19, 2008 @ 2:01 pm

  67. Cute. Not mind-blowingly hot, but definitely doable. Face is prettier than her sister’s, but Emily has the better rack.

    #67 | Comment by Flyboy — June 20, 2008 @ 1:41 pm

  68. I don’t get it. When I think about Alexis Bledel & Zooey Deschanel making out in school uniforms, pigtails and braces, I get horny.

    #68 | Comment by OIB — July 7, 2008 @ 10:53 am

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