So, Jessica had her baby back on June 7. It was a girl, which they named Honor Marie. Hopefully, she’ll grow up to be as hawt as mommy. Guys, start your countdown-til-legal clocks now.
In celebration of the Alba genes being successfully perpetuated, here’s a video of Jess demonstrating her mutant staring power. But I think I’ve got what it takes to beat her. Let’s go, bitch! You’re mine!
3…2…1… GO!
Damn. I lost.
Curse you and your bionic eyes, Jessica Alba!
She got herpes from Derek Jeter
#1 | Comment by Ouch — June 17, 2008 @ 12:34 pm
1st!
#2 | Comment by Sick Bass Terd — June 17, 2008 @ 12:36 pm
w00t 2nd! Drats, lost too T_T
#3 | Comment by Undefined — June 17, 2008 @ 12:36 pm
mmmmmm, Albaaaaaaa
…and thats all I have to say about that…
#4 | Comment by MacDaddy — June 17, 2008 @ 12:45 pm
#2/3 – lolz pwnt.
#5 | Comment by AngelBaby — June 17, 2008 @ 1:17 pm
she already looks away after only 20 seconds.
she lost. big time.
can we have more zooey now?
#6 | Comment by Anonamemouse — June 17, 2008 @ 1:26 pm
I lost, but only because she was fully clothed.
I guarantee I can stare at a naked Jessica Alba longer than she can stare at me.
#7 | Comment by Bender — June 17, 2008 @ 1:32 pm
She eked out a win over me too, but just barely. She is good looking, I’ll give her that. I had kind of forgotten.
#8 | Comment by Kewtr — June 17, 2008 @ 1:56 pm
I had her fine… and then I just kind of looked at something else, forgot I was staring, and blinked.
#9 | Comment by sodapopinski — June 17, 2008 @ 2:07 pm
She’s not as cute as she used to be. It took me two views for my eyes to roll back.
#10 | Comment by Dave — June 17, 2008 @ 2:15 pm
i beat her twice in a row.
#11 | Comment by Jonobo — June 17, 2008 @ 2:20 pm
i legitimately did not blink through that entire video and this post
#12 | Comment by yoi — June 17, 2008 @ 2:30 pm
i have no eyelids…they were cut off by Apache warriors when they tied me to an anthill…but i deserved it…
btw, HAWT
#13 | Comment by geekazoid — June 17, 2008 @ 3:30 pm
Jessica Alba has eyes? I never looked up that far.
#14 | Comment by dex — June 17, 2008 @ 5:02 pm
Hah! This was fun.
#15 | Comment by Lithium — June 17, 2008 @ 5:18 pm
Honor..? give the gal sixteen years and I’ll get up ONHER!
#16 | Comment by CroKe — June 17, 2008 @ 5:24 pm
#16 wins
#17 | Comment by Justin — June 17, 2008 @ 5:49 pm
Outrageously fuckable in Idle Hands, downhill ever since.
What’s with people beginning blogs with “so”?
“So I saw a movie last night.”
“So I broke up with my boyfriend.”
“So I have inoperable cerebral cancer.”
“So?” Be more assertive, for fuck’s sake. At the school I went to you’d have been subjected to gang buggery for using so like that.
#18 | Comment by cobalt — June 17, 2008 @ 5:53 pm
^^^
so, what was it like being on the receiving end of gang buggery by schoolmates?
^_^
#19 | Comment by AngelBaby — June 17, 2008 @ 6:18 pm
^^^ lul
I fell in love with Alba when she was on P.U.N.K.S. Does any one remember this movie?
#20 | Comment by Voyeurism — June 17, 2008 @ 6:52 pm
Aw man AB, you are a lightweight 🙂 I beat her and hahaha I was about to say I still haven’t blinked but I just did looking from keyboard to screen… argh and three times since, crazy. Also, in regards to #19, have we stumbled upon one of your fantasies? 🙂
#21 | Comment by MIK — June 17, 2008 @ 8:39 pm
hopefully the kid won’t inherit Alba’s frog legs.
#22 | Comment by DisconcertedGeorge — June 17, 2008 @ 9:00 pm
take that albaaaaaaaa. I win !! woohoo!!!
#23 | Comment by the man — June 17, 2008 @ 9:40 pm
I can go several minutes without blinking… never really timed myself but it’s really easy for me to beat her (or anyone else for that matter) in a staring contest.
#24 | Comment by furiousweebee — June 18, 2008 @ 3:58 am
this vid is old.
#25 | Comment by LazyTownFan — June 18, 2008 @ 4:56 am
Thats it it baby, hold that head still for a just a few seconds longer! I’m almost there, I’m almost there! Here it comes! , thats it take that, take it all, yeah……
What that? You want a towel?
#26 | Comment by pirho — June 18, 2008 @ 6:47 am
Lol, I’d never heard of that P.U.N.K.S. film before.
VirginalYoung Alba! The plot sounds strangely similar to The Tuxedo.#19 – Soooo traumatizing, AB. But I’m saving the juicy parts for my autobiography. All title suggestions are welcome.
#27 | Comment by cobalt — June 18, 2008 @ 1:44 pm
So, what’s so unassertive about using “so” to start off sentences?
#28 | Comment by Nobody — June 18, 2008 @ 1:46 pm
#20 – i’ve never seen that movie, but i wish Idle Hands-era Alba had been in D.E.B.S.
mmmmm…teenage lesby secret agents.
#29 | Comment by AngelBaby — June 18, 2008 @ 2:38 pm
Bah, staring contests are easy.
My record is ten minutes without blinking.
God my eyes hurt afterwards though.
#30 | Comment by oofoo — June 18, 2008 @ 5:28 pm
Wow feels weird having a gorgeously hot women stare at me. I actually didn’t mind it. Not sure what all those women were complaining about when I did it to them.
#31 | Comment by Evil Monkey — June 19, 2008 @ 2:33 am
New competition is to try and cum over her face before she blinks. >.<
#32 | Comment by Psyper — June 19, 2008 @ 5:47 pm
in full screen on youtube, it felt like we connected.
#33 | Comment by JM — June 21, 2008 @ 6:22 am
This video makes me feel creepy.
#34 | Comment by Rafa — June 23, 2008 @ 5:02 pm
I put this on and fap
#35 | Comment by hairy — June 17, 2009 @ 11:41 am