Scarlett Johansson

Scarlett is on the cover of the August issue of Cosmo, likely as advance publicity for her movie Vicky Cristina Barcelona which hits theaters on Aug 15.

There was obvious, audible excitement in the theater where I first saw the trailer for this film (it showed before Wanted), during the scene where Scarlett kisses Penelope Cruz. I have to admit, it did look pretty hawt. Let’s see what y’all think…

28 thoughts on “Scarlett Johansson

  1. I do love Scarlett but I just feel like she is too aware of the hotness now, takes the joy out of it for me. I’ll take Ghost World and Lost in Translation.

    #1 | Comment by Kewtr — July 10, 2008 @ 1:47 am

  2. ^^^
    don’t forget Eight Legged Freaks and Perfect Score.

    #2 | Comment by AngelBaby — July 10, 2008 @ 2:01 am

  3. FOR GREAT JUSTICE!!!!!!!!

    F@9 F@9 F@9 F@9!!!!!!!!!

    #3 | Comment by Xan — July 10, 2008 @ 2:54 am

  4. This is a HORRIBLE time for my computer to decide to stop letting youtube run right.

    HORRIBLE time.

    #4 | Comment by Sodapopinski — July 10, 2008 @ 3:37 am

  5. Ms Baby, did you read the articles? Because I’d really like to know why men cheat in August and how dirty their minds are.

    #5 | Comment by bushy — July 10, 2008 @ 3:50 am

  6. I think it’s now a law that Penelope Cruz has to appear in every Spanish-themed Hollywood movie. This is because she’s the only Spanish actress in the world.

    Hands up, did anybody laugh once during the trailer?

    #6 | Comment by cobalt — July 10, 2008 @ 7:23 am

  7. way to get a tattoo scarlett, ya jackass

    #7 | Comment by lawl — July 10, 2008 @ 8:25 am

  8. Sorry I never made it to the kissing scene as I fell asleep… Guess they needed to put some lousy cheap lesbo marketing to get some guys to go out and see this with their girlfriends. Count me out. Scarlett is pretty but her atrocious acting ruins it for me…

    #8 | Comment by Kahula — July 10, 2008 @ 9:28 am

  9. Scarjo = Hot
    Cruz = Hot
    Whoever the hell that other girl is = FAIL
    Artsy Movie = FAIL
    Ridiculous Pot = FAIL
    Horrible Acting = FAIL

    Verdict = Failed Hotness

    #9 | Comment by MacDaddy — July 10, 2008 @ 9:39 am

  10. err POT = PLOT!

    There is no such thing as ridiculous POT. All Pot is good!

    #10 | Comment by MacDaddy — July 10, 2008 @ 9:40 am


    #11 | Comment by asdf — July 10, 2008 @ 1:02 pm

  12. #4 – You’re not missing a thing, except possibly a cure for insomnia. (It is a Woody Allen movie, after all.)

    I’m very glad to hear other people share the same opinion I do of these “actresses”. Penelope Cruz still has a decent body, but she absolutely cannot act at all. Same thing for Scarlett Johansson, except I haven’t suffered through as many of her movies, so I still appreciate seeing her body. I just wish someone would give the girl a few acting lessons though. She’s terrible.

    #12 | Comment by Bender — July 10, 2008 @ 2:05 pm

  13. 7- what is wrong with tattoos?

    #13 | Comment by suzi — July 10, 2008 @ 2:30 pm

  14. There haven’t been breasts here (nekkid ones) since the 18th of june. My wiener is sad =(

    #14 | Comment by Atlas — July 10, 2008 @ 2:38 pm

  15. that scene does nothing for me.. the movie itself seems like its been done before but still could be entertaining..

    #15 | Comment by yawn — July 10, 2008 @ 2:52 pm

  16. I agree with #14, we need more boobies!

    #16 | Comment by meh — July 10, 2008 @ 5:36 pm

  17. Scarlet Johansson + Natalie Portman + Angelbaby + a pool filled with mud would be all kinds of win

    ps, we need hot nekkid bewbs

    #17 | Comment by OhMyDog — July 10, 2008 @ 6:57 pm

  18. Cosmo pics were not bad. Always a fan of ScarJo.

    The lesbo kiss was too fast, and too red.

    Also I don’t think Penelope Cruz is really that hot. Her face is kindoff twisted up. And she used to date Tom Cruise, so she probably is still filled with some of his left over crazy juice.

    #18 | Comment by Evil Monkey — July 10, 2008 @ 7:10 pm

  19. 7 & 13 – Personally I’ve got nothing against tattoos (although Megan Fox is pushing it a little too far), but that tattoo she got is really, really, lame.

    #19 | Comment by Evil Monkey — July 10, 2008 @ 7:13 pm

  20. What a stupid tattoo

    #20 | Comment by egpis — July 10, 2008 @ 8:06 pm

  21. Scarlett Johansson and Penelope Cruz, could their noses be ANY bigger?

    #21 | Comment by Tony — July 10, 2008 @ 8:18 pm

  22. chabert > every other woman is hollywood.

    #22 | Comment by edc — July 10, 2008 @ 11:12 pm

  23. chabert > every other woman in hollywood.

    #23 | Comment by edc — July 10, 2008 @ 11:13 pm

  24. Wanted Is by far the best movie in the world.



    I know… i wouldn’t have believed it if i hadn’t seen the movie

    #24 | Comment by Tom Foolery — July 10, 2008 @ 11:50 pm

  25. #7, 13 & 19 – Tattoos aren’t lame. It’s just that there is no good reason behind the ink in most of the ones I’ve seen. I mean, you should really only get one if you’ve had some sort of life altering or near death ordeal; there should be a real kick ass story behind the ink, one that you can tell your grandchildren.

    If you’ve fought in a war, you should by law, get inked. If you’ve survived cancer twice with both nuts intact, you should get a tattoo. But if you’re just some hot Hollywood starlet with a nice rack who took too much coke or E one night and suddenly realized you’re on a higher plane of existence , then please, don’t get a tattoo.

    And that tattoo on her arm? Lame.

    I will bet you the word ‘Ryan’ will be added there very soon. And I will bet that Ryan Reynolds will have a matching lame ass tattoo on him as well.

    #25 | Comment by Smiley — July 11, 2008 @ 12:21 am

  26. ^^^

    Personally, I think that tattoo designs should be legally limited to three designs: a tall ship, a large anchor and a heart with a girl’s name written across it. If a girl has a tattoo she automatically becomes a lesbian*

    * with the exception of tattoos in the shapes of dolphins and butterflies, which are allowed.

    #26 | Comment by cobalt — July 11, 2008 @ 10:53 am

  27. ^^^ You two telling me what tattoos are OK is like me telling you what pics are OK to fap to. Stupid.

    #27 | Comment by Bender — July 11, 2008 @ 2:41 pm

  28. Dude, I can totally tell you what pics are ok to fap to. In fact, Fap Advice is a booming sector right now. As a certified Fap Advisor I’m ahead of the curve. People with busy lives have busy hands.

    Our consultation would go something like:

    You: “Is it ok to fap to Kristen Bell?”
    Me: “No, you madman.”

    #28 | Comment by cobalt — July 12, 2008 @ 8:32 am

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