Jessica Chobot

In honor of E3 week and the legions of girl gamers around the planet, I give you…

Jessica Chobot getting her bottom spanked at the end of a funny interview.

Naughty Chobot!

34 thoughts on “Jessica Chobot

  1. Who the fuck is Chobot and where are the Miley pics already? I want to kill some kittens.

    #1 | Comment by Lock — July 15, 2008 @ 7:10 am

  2. Right now, somewhere in a dark/locked closet, Justin is fapping to this video while also crying!


    #2 | Comment by MacDaddy — July 15, 2008 @ 8:21 am

  3. This is actually the first time ive actually seen her in a video – shes got quite a sexy voice – reminds me of Jewel Staite! mmmmm 2 dead kittens right there!

    #3 | Comment by Psyper — July 15, 2008 @ 8:50 am

  4. Fourth!!!

    Um, kind of a boring video. 5 minutes of babbling to get to the “spanking.” I liked the personal message to Justin at the very end, though. That was a nice touch.

    #4 | Comment by Art Vandelay — July 15, 2008 @ 9:07 am

  5. This interview makes me hate her. Attention whore. She should just do porn already. Then it’d make it alright.

    #5 | Comment by smash — July 15, 2008 @ 9:42 am

  6. Makes me want to run out and get GTA4

    #6 | Comment by pirho — July 15, 2008 @ 10:03 am

  7. white belts make everyone hotter

    #7 | Comment by roscoe — July 15, 2008 @ 10:25 am

  8. @1: Amen brutha.

    #8 | Comment by asdf — July 15, 2008 @ 12:14 pm

  9. Posting this video just encourages her Attention-Whoriness.

    For that reason, I didn’t watch it.

    Oh, and because she has a fug-face.

    #9 | Comment by The Deadly Superman — July 15, 2008 @ 12:33 pm

  10. paris hilton of videogames. fact.

    #10 | Comment by Justin — July 15, 2008 @ 1:35 pm

  11. This video is like a year old, seriously. I’m surprised it hasn’t been posted until now.

    #11 | Comment by David — July 15, 2008 @ 2:02 pm

  12. fast forward till the last 30 seconds.

    #12 | Comment by Yuu — July 15, 2008 @ 2:04 pm

  13. Stop playing with yourself.

    #13 | Comment by dex — July 15, 2008 @ 3:09 pm

  14. World of Warking?

    #14 | Comment by wat — July 15, 2008 @ 3:21 pm

  15. great another video where i wish i was drunk while watching it. And afterwards cut my eyes out.

    #15 | Comment by nacho — July 15, 2008 @ 3:35 pm

  16. i agree completely #3, this was also my 1st time seeing her in a video and i knew she reminded me of somebody as i was watching but it wasn’t until around the 4min mark when i finally made the connection that it was Jewel Staite who i was thinking of.

    #16 | Comment by Fletch241 — July 15, 2008 @ 4:09 pm

  17. Isn’t this like 2 years old?

    #17 | Comment by vaultcomplex — July 15, 2008 @ 5:18 pm

  18. she is frickin hot. and i will NOT stop playing with myself. NOOOO

    #18 | Comment by Whoopa — July 15, 2008 @ 7:18 pm

  19. She’s cute, I also fast forwarded. Sucks for the people who actually watched that whole interviews…with the sound on.

    #19 | Comment by Dr. Phil mmkay? — July 15, 2008 @ 7:22 pm

  20. She should drive an icepick through her skull.

    #20 | Comment by Bicro — July 15, 2008 @ 7:29 pm

  21. Sorry guys, gotta call Shenanigans. Every heterosexual male in this room (your’s truly included) would nail her to the wall until Their ejaculate fluid hardened and made her a permanent piece of modern art if they had the chance. And if you deny it, welcome to the world of the Gay!

    Oh, and the comparisons to Paris Hilton? Come on, that’s really unfair. For one, Jessica speaks in complete sentances, and two, I don’t look at Jessica and think, “Wow, what’s the laundry list of diseases that I’d have to get scrubbed for after nailing her?” and three, Jessica isn’t a stick figure. I likes me some curves on a girl.

    #21 | Comment by Shastar — July 15, 2008 @ 9:38 pm

  22. I don’t think any of us said we wouldn’t fuck her. I think the consensus is that we’d all probably off her afterwards…

    #22 | Comment by smash — July 15, 2008 @ 9:58 pm

  23. I wished he’d stuck a couple of fingers into her asshole. THAT would have been a good video!

    #23 | Comment by Smiley — July 15, 2008 @ 10:09 pm

  24. My biggest question is: does this prove that you can get away with doing anything to women if you talk with a funny European accent?

    ‘Cuz all I can do is “me love you long time.”

    #24 | Comment by Kelvin — July 16, 2008 @ 1:21 am

  25. Even if she’s a skilled journalist now, I’m going to loathe her forever, as will many, for getting a job some of us are struggling to get by in just by licking a god damn PSP.

    Also, way to set things back for women who are serious in this business, Chobot.

    #25 | Comment by ZekeDMS — July 16, 2008 @ 1:36 am

  26. I’m with #21. With looks like that, she can lick an atari and call it sexy and I’ll still nail her 10 times a day and 20 on Sundays.

    #26 | Comment by exelis — July 16, 2008 @ 2:56 am

  27. I learned one thing with this video: I don’t care if she’s an attention whore, Chobot is fucking hot and now that I’ve seen her in motion, she’s even hotter and her personality suggests that she’d be fantastically fun in the sack.

    I was also confused by one thing in this video: WTF was the dude doing pretending to be some guy who could speak almost no English, then when the interview’s over he speaks pretty decent English…with an English accent? What’s that about!

    #27 | Comment by EmJee — July 16, 2008 @ 3:56 am

  28. Have you never heard of Borat?

    Same… same idea buddy.

    #28 | Comment by Ali — July 16, 2008 @ 5:03 am

  29. She’s a douche.

    …I’d hit it hard

    #29 | Comment by Mike — July 16, 2008 @ 5:34 pm

  30. #27 amen brother (or similar agreement to comment that is currently fashionable)

    i’m sorry for all those guys that hate her – I’ve seen the pix and I’ve read the comments on dlt about her for the best part of a year and I’ve never seen her live until now. She was hot-ish – nothing special but after that video I would be chasing her down and stalking her for the rest of her life if I lived anywhere near her. BTW fun fact re: #16 – I met Jewel a few months back when she was signing over here. I queued up, got the photo showing the most flesh, got her to sign it, she asked how I was – I responded, I asked her how she was – she responded and thanked me for asking. Then she handed me the photo, looked straight in my eyes and said ‘there you go sweetie’. For the next 3 days noone could get any sense out of me – I was totally ga-ga – dont even remember leaving apart from backing away slowly and grinning like idiot. Fact.
    The wife pointed out that she probably called every guy there sweetie but I pointed out that she didnt NOT call me sweetie and that was good enough for me. If Jessica has even 10% of the same effect on me thats it I’m in trouble if I ever meet her.

    ….. OMG I’m a school kid again – crap!

    #30 | Comment by Psyper — July 16, 2008 @ 5:54 pm

  31. M’eh she isn’t really that hot, I mean I’d hit it, but that’s not really in debate.

    I might also fap to her out of spite. Nobody tells me to stop playing with myself and gets away with it.

    #31 | Comment by Evil Monkey — July 17, 2008 @ 2:42 am

  32. She does have a nice ass!

    #32 | Comment by Big Papa — July 17, 2008 @ 12:51 pm

  33. i’ve never understood who the fuck this retarded bitch is.

    #33 | Comment by yesyesyall — July 23, 2008 @ 11:00 pm

  34. If you like that video of Chobot, how about these….

    Sorry Justin..

    #34 | Comment by SK — August 3, 2008 @ 3:43 am

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