48 thoughts on “KELLY OSBOURNE”

  1. She looks… quite normal and okay. At least she’s not an anorexic stick.

    (And you nerds out there, you do know that, in the olden days, boobs were actually made of fat? [Nowadays, 98% of the time, it’s silicone or saline bags stuck under the skin.])

    #1 | Comment by Heywood Jablomi — August 14, 2008 @ 6:32 am

  2. That is a nice tight, slinky dress too. If only more women would wear that type of thing, at least once in a while. A bit of belly like that is sexy!

    #2 | Comment by Heywood Jablomi — August 14, 2008 @ 6:36 am

  3. Oh yeah — first, second, and third, bitches.

    #3 | Comment by Heywood Jablomi — August 14, 2008 @ 6:37 am

  4. Heywood, like it or not, despite being called “healthy,” that is overweight and unhealthy on the contrary

    #4 | Comment by Kaiser — August 14, 2008 @ 7:13 am

  5. ugly as sin, not with #1 dick and #4 taking the blame.

    #5 | Comment by pirho — August 14, 2008 @ 7:31 am

  6. that’s some powerful corset stuff going on to keep her in that dress.

    #6 | Comment by DisconcertedGeorge — August 14, 2008 @ 8:01 am

  7. Nipple tape FTL.

    #7 | Comment by Anal Leakage. — August 14, 2008 @ 8:12 am

  8. Wow, while she’s not fap worthy, she’s not disgusting like she used to be.

    #8 | Comment by Marty McFly — August 14, 2008 @ 9:18 am

  9. Now it’s like her face is too big for her body.

    #9 | Comment by Mentos Fresh — August 14, 2008 @ 9:27 am

  10. yeah, i still wouldnt hit it.

    #10 | Comment by QWERTY — August 14, 2008 @ 9:40 am

  11. 9 & 10 have it right.

    #11 | Comment by Huron — August 14, 2008 @ 10:54 am

  12. still, she looks at lot better on these Photos than she did a few years ago…

    #12 | Comment by Jade — August 14, 2008 @ 11:04 am

  13. She looks like an inverse Goomba

    #13 | Comment by underneon — August 14, 2008 @ 11:18 am

  14. Her jaw line has always been my problem with her, a little weight one way or another is just variety. In any case she looks cute enough, it’s not like she comes from model breeding stock or something. Also, I would, but with trepidation. Weight-loss and its effects on the female breast… Usually sad.

    #14 | Comment by Kewtr — August 14, 2008 @ 11:29 am

  15. Kelly Loses weight+It’s Ozzy’s Daughter,OZZY MAN!= Yes I would!

    #15 | Comment by Ravenx — August 14, 2008 @ 12:24 pm

  16. the main difference is in the attire.. here a conscious effort is made to look human as opposed to a goth retard.. when you’re already ugly dumming it down is not a viable option.

    #16 | Comment by yawn — August 14, 2008 @ 12:38 pm

  17. This post only makes me sad, there is no room for happy.

    Yes she lost weight, but are you telling me someone who is not at all attractive becoming less unattractive is post-worthy?

    Sorry boys no FAP today. Okay, who am I kidding, Fap today, but I’ll have to find my own material.

    #17 | Comment by Evil Monkey — August 14, 2008 @ 2:23 pm

  18. Why is everyone being nice? Barrel-scraping, much?

    We all know she’s fuck ugly. If you look up fuck ugly in the dictionary, Kelly Osbourne’s face is there.

    90% of the girls I see just walking around are hotter than Kelly Osbourne. Oh look, there goes one by my window now.

    #18 | Comment by cobalt — August 14, 2008 @ 2:38 pm

  19. She begins to look like her dad rock on Kelly

    #19 | Comment by SHEDIDTHAT — August 14, 2008 @ 2:46 pm

  20. Her head looks too large for her body now. Head fat’s the hardest to lose.

    #20 | Comment by foo — August 14, 2008 @ 4:35 pm

  21. I swear to God, if I ever visit this site again and see pics of Kelly Osbourne posted again, I am going to barf into a smelly show, mail that shoe to Justin, and then never visit this place again. Jesus. And where the hell are the HQ Selena Gomez pics ? Or anything with Lacey Chabert ? WTF.

    #21 | Comment by R Kelly's 13 Year Old Friend — August 14, 2008 @ 4:41 pm

  22. She still looks like a big fat cunty dyke to me.

    #22 | Comment by dex — August 14, 2008 @ 4:55 pm

  23. I have hit worse…a lot worse…sober a few times.

    Not only is she doable but you get to hang with Ozzy on the weekends! =)

    #23 | Comment by Ash — August 14, 2008 @ 5:26 pm

  24. you can’t lose ugly

    #24 | Comment by Taco — August 14, 2008 @ 7:19 pm

  25. If Kelly Osbourne was hot to begin with and not all taped up under that dress, I might actually care.

    #25 | Comment by Tony — August 14, 2008 @ 7:19 pm

  26. Everyone who said you wouldn’t hit this – you’re lying. First, she’s cute. Not a raving beauty, but she is cute. And for some of you, well, some of you have never been with a woman before any ways. Secondly, most of us would do her just for the celebrity effect. Make a sex tape and sell it, for Christ’s sake!

    – – The Princess of Darkness Does Des Moines – –

    BTW – The princess needs to wear more see-thru and less tape.

    WP

    #26 | Comment by webpager — August 14, 2008 @ 8:15 pm

  27. too bad she still has george clooney’s chin. and a penis.

    go back to the biker chick bar, kelly.

    christ.

    #27 | Comment by zilch — August 14, 2008 @ 8:27 pm

  28. People that unattractive should be quarantined.

    #28 | Comment by Kito — August 14, 2008 @ 8:50 pm

  29. I’d bang her while listening to Black Sabbath.

    #29 | Comment by Darkstar — August 14, 2008 @ 10:49 pm

  30. I wouldn’t hit it, because I don’t find her the least bit cute. The body is looking pretty decent though.

    #30 | Comment by Nobody — August 14, 2008 @ 11:21 pm

  31. #26 – NO

    #31 | Comment by Mike — August 15, 2008 @ 12:45 am

  32. meh

    #32 | Comment by lawl — August 15, 2008 @ 2:07 am

  33. bah, on second thought if i had 6 tequila shots in a hour and in a bad mood it could happen, wait no no NO it couldn’t

    #33 | Comment by lawl — August 15, 2008 @ 2:08 am

  34. I’m genuinely baffled by DLT ignoring the Selena Gomez pics, those are the shit yo

    #34 | Comment by YoungFTW — August 15, 2008 @ 3:31 am

  35. I swear to God, if I ever visit this site again and see pics of Kelly Osbourne posted again, I am going to barf into a smelly show, mail that shoe to Justin, and then never visit this place again. Jesus. And where the hell are the HQ Selena Gomez pics ? Or anything with Lacey Chabert ? WTF.

    This is fucking good advice, Justin. You should listen to this guy. Very worldly for a 13-year-old. Not the Chabert aspect though. That can be an added bonus after the priority.

    No more 2girls1cup either, just in case you think I’ve forgotten.

    #35 | Comment by cobalt — August 15, 2008 @ 3:56 am

  36. speaking of weight loss

    http://www.usmagazine.com/images/slideshows/slide1244.jpg
    we ruined her with the comments on her weight

    where are her tits?

    http://www.lovespellentertainment.com/lovely/maxim/maxim2005009.jpg

    #36 | Comment by Tim — August 15, 2008 @ 9:27 am

  37. ^^ You know, I saw that pic the other day and thought the exact same thing. The Jennifer Love Huge-Tits don’t look the same. Did she lose them with the weight or are they all squished up into that dress? The other thought I had was that the photo may have been photoshopped to begin with.

    Either way she looks good, but I miss the girls.

    #37 | Comment by Evil Monkey — August 15, 2008 @ 10:46 am

  38. those gomez pics are pretty gross honestly #34

    #38 | Comment by lawl — August 15, 2008 @ 11:49 am

  39. WHAT IS THIS? WHY DID SHE LOSE WEIGHT?!

    I at least wanted to see her tits before she did. Ah well. I have 0% interest in her now.

    #39 | Comment by K-Day — August 15, 2008 @ 12:54 pm

  40. Barf. 🙁

    #40 | Comment by Crackpot — August 15, 2008 @ 1:20 pm

  41. What, still no jiggly Olivia Munn update?

    http://egotastic.com/entertainment/celebrities/olivia-munn/olivia-munn-breast-massage-video-oh-yeah-003904

    #41 | Comment by Link — August 15, 2008 @ 4:42 pm

  42. umm.. I dunno.. i’ve met better, I work with better… hell, I know a few milf’s that look better..

    so no.

    #42 | Comment by garth2k — August 15, 2008 @ 8:55 pm

  43. those gomez pics are pretty gross honestly #34

    Dude, I’m not the kind of person who likes to make fun of blind people, but, seriously, this site isn’t for you.

    #43 | Comment by cobalt — August 16, 2008 @ 4:28 am

  44. I’d hit it.

    #44 | Comment by Normo — August 16, 2008 @ 1:15 pm

  45. You gotta post something to get KELLY off the top of the page. Its embarrassing for her and the Website and all of its posters.

    #45 | Comment by pwrdrive — August 16, 2008 @ 1:25 pm

  46. She looked better with curves

    she’s not ugly , cute ,just a regular chic

    #46 | Comment by jon — August 18, 2008 @ 3:22 pm

  47. Doesn’t matter one way or the other because she’s the spawn of Ozzy and $haron. Don’t get me wrong, Ozzy’s da man but he’s Ozzy. And $haron? Why do you think she keeps Ozzy on the road constantly. To pay for all that plastic surgery of course (and her $20K loos).

    The prosecution rests Your Honor!

    #47 | Comment by Timmyyyy — August 18, 2008 @ 4:09 pm

  48. I’ve always thought she had cute potential. I’m not disappointed. I’d be interested in seeing her with about 10 more pounds off. But none more than that.

    After watching an OzFamily marathon, I had a dream that I fell in love with her. During the dream I really felt that I loved her. Woke up with a little crush-idue that subsided by lunch.

    I’d hit it. But not fappable. Why does that make sense to me?

    #48 | Comment by FrogSta — August 19, 2008 @ 12:36 am

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