HAYDEN PANETTIERE

26 08 2008

SHABOOYA!


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86 responses to “HAYDEN PANETTIERE”

    26 08 2008
  • 1.  flyboy (00:26:51) :

    Cute, but chunky thighs…

  • 26 08 2008
  • 2.  Sodapopinski (00:28:39) :

    Meh of a post.

  • 26 08 2008
  • 3.  Kewtr (00:33:05) :

    #1 typo, I think you mean

    Cute, chunky thighs, butt…

  • 26 08 2008
  • 4.  Richard (01:12:17) :

    Look at them hips. An Amish man’s dream.

  • 26 08 2008
  • 5.  zomg (01:13:18) :

    Quit screwing around and post some AnnaSophia Robb before she gets any older.

  • 26 08 2008
  • 6.  jinjang (01:16:13) :

    i want to lick her

  • 26 08 2008
  • 7.  Lock (01:25:42) :

    She’s turning into a chunky little bunny. Pity none of its on her tits.

    Who’s AnnaSophia ?? [cue google image search] Ohhh.. yeah post her Justin.

  • 26 08 2008
  • 8.  Nobody (01:25:50) :

    Wow, there needs to be a lot more of these.

  • 26 08 2008
  • 9.  Evil Monkey (01:27:06) :

    Anyone notice that the number of Hayden posts dropped significantly since her last B-day? There were tons of pics out there of her in bikinis, or even short cut-off shorts, but almost nothing on this site. I wonder if it had anything to do with the fact she turned 18 on her last B-day?

    Yeah, I think that might be it.

  • 26 08 2008
  • 10.  AngelBaby (01:28:44) :

    ^^^
    i can neither confirm nor deny this theory.

  • 26 08 2008
  • 11.  Evil Monkey (01:29:03) :

    Is a “Shabooya” bigger than just a regular Booya? Were does Boo-yaka fit on that scale?

  • 26 08 2008
  • 12.  zomg (01:31:09) :

    I actually used to say booyes a long time ago :(

  • 26 08 2008
  • 13.  Smiley (01:57:49) :

    #4 - True. Those ample hips and thighs will birth many fine sons for Jebediah and raise the barn. Not to mention help pulling the ox cart during the fall harvest.

  • 26 08 2008
  • 14.  Ryu (01:58:36) :

    “#6… Agreed.”

  • 26 08 2008
  • 15.  Nobody (02:19:17) :

    #13 - She can raise my barn and pull my ox cart any time.

    Or does that not really work?

  • 26 08 2008
  • 16.  Smiley (03:05:14) :

    #15 - Hey, those pictures helped raise a pup tent. Not a barn, but a pup tent. In my pants.

    Damn you, Asian small penis gene! Damn you to Hell!!! *sob*.

    Seriously, Are these not the greatest birthday party pictures in the world? It looks like she went to her pimp’s mansion and drank a batch of PCP spiked KoolAid or something. How else would you explain the gold lame bikini, the bling, the bullet/coke spoon necklace and the ‘Shabooya” head gear? She’s gotta be trippin’.

  • 26 08 2008
  • 17.  DontLeaveTheBestOneOut (03:12:16) :
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  • 18.  Milhouse (03:46:42) :

    I’m still waiting for pics of her making out with Kristen Bell.

  • 26 08 2008
  • 19.  dex (04:00:26) :
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  • 20.  DontLeaveTheBestOneOut (04:15:21) :

    #19 - Cause highlighting and copy/pasting into the URL window is too much work for Panettiere nipple.

  • 26 08 2008
  • 21.  Guy Perkins (05:15:04) :

    #18 - When the number of clicks for those pictures reaches infinity, does the universe collapse in on itself?

  • 26 08 2008
  • 22.  Franc (06:17:18) :

    Wow, how sexy… NOT. Honestly, who finds an ugly midget with a ridiculous hat on sexy?

  • 26 08 2008
  • 23.  smash (06:23:49) :

    #22 - word.

  • 26 08 2008
  • 24.  Dr. Phil mmkay? (06:40:20) :

    I’m allergic to midgets. Next.

  • 26 08 2008
  • 25.  loophole (09:09:50) :
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  • 26.  Tom K. (10:58:17) :

    #19 and #25:

    There’s about as much slip there as work boots on a shag carpet.

    I would however take Ms. P from the rear. She’d have some hips to hold.

  • 26 08 2008
  • 27.  Greggmcg (11:33:13) :

    I want to bite that sweet, round ass!!

  • 26 08 2008
  • 28.  cobalt (12:19:06) :

    10 out of 10 for the pornstar bikini.

  • 26 08 2008
  • 29.  al (15:01:14) :

    24. Phil mmkay, would you be allergic to my fist, asshole? next! yeah ,next….yeah yer real coool…asshole

  • 26 08 2008
  • 30.  Timmyyyy (17:10:26) :

    I see her pushing maximum density very soon, within a couple of years. Cute right now but getting thicker right before our eyes. I notice a big difference in those thighs in just a year.

  • 26 08 2008
  • 31.  LazyTownFan (18:11:22) :

    lolwhat?

  • 26 08 2008
  • 32.  mister (19:27:24) :

    Cheerleader thighs FTW, I’d hit it with The Haitian’s dick.

  • 26 08 2008
  • 33.  Webpager (21:09:28) :

    PUHLEEESE - We all would so hit that in a heartbeat! Hips - ummm… perfect for grabbing so she doesn’t slip away as you’re lubing her butthole.

    Hayden - it’s what’s for dinner!

    WP

  • 26 08 2008
  • 34.  Jon (23:03:55) :

    that’s the best hat ever, i need to make that myself

  • 27 08 2008
  • 35.  ocho-cinco (01:35:28) :

    needs more McCurdy!

  • 27 08 2008
  • 36.  Claire Benet (05:08:27) :

    needs more Bell n Panettiere

  • 27 08 2008
  • 37.  cobalt (06:21:02) :

    You’re requesting Hayden pics ON a Hayden post?

    This is further proof that all Kristen Bell fans are badly-programmed androids.

  • 27 08 2008
  • 38.  dex (07:18:44) :

    I got Heroes S2 on BRD today… Hayden and Bell together FTW.

  • 27 08 2008
  • 39.  Evil Monkey (11:53:23) :

    #22 - Did you really use a “Not”? So does that make you Wayne or Garth? Either way - Lame.

  • 27 08 2008
  • 40.  Franc (12:27:58) :

    That makes me “has more taste than you”.

  • 27 08 2008
  • 41.  underneon (17:30:53) :

    She looked hotter on ‘Malcom in the Middle’ - Meh.

  • 27 08 2008
  • 42.  Evil Monkey (21:50:54) :

    Using “Not” makes you have more taste than me? I wish I had known that before. From now on I’ll be busting out the “Alrighty..then”, the “Yeah, baby, yeah”, “Schwing” and any other ’90s catch phrase I can think of. Everyone will think I have a ton of class, unless “Homey don’t play that”.

  • 27 08 2008
  • 43.  Andriod Hayden Panettiere (22:48:41) :

    i want picture hayden with kristen not hayden alone

  • 27 08 2008
  • 44.  Not Franc (23:43:34) :

    Nice English Franc! I pity the fool who can’t speak English.

  • 28 08 2008
  • 45.  cobalt (06:40:07) :

    Putting Kristen Bell next to Hayden is like putting T-1000 next to JonBenet Ramset - somebody is going to get hurt.

    Be careful Evil Monkey, if anybody happens to reel off 3 consecutive Ace Ventura quotes the world automatically regresses to 1993. And if you ever say ‘Hi Sam!’ while in your bedroom a ladder will be propped against the window and a badly age-cast pervert will climb through.

    Fucking scary at times, the 90s…

  • 28 08 2008
  • 46.  meh (07:43:23) :

    She hasn’t been interesting since she turned 18.

    Anyone ever see that Law & Order episode where she plays a schoolgirl who sucks cocks for designer clothing >_>

  • 28 08 2008
  • 47.  pwrdrive (08:07:53) :
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  • 48.  honky (08:49:27) :

    we need more nude posts!
    these things are too innocent,needs more posts like egotastic.com!

    and posts more often!
    not one in a week or so…

    epic fail

  • 28 08 2008
  • 49.  http://www.binbango.com/?p=221154 (12:20:47) :

    Who is this fat clown in a bikini?…

  • 28 08 2008
  • 50.  Franc (12:42:49) :

    #44

    Just form 1 sentence in german.

  • 28 08 2008
  • 51.  lsfdkj (14:14:51) :

    heros will end soon. she do’ll some bad movies. people will forget
    about her. maybe in 2 years she’ll do playboy …….

    lots of fake nudes here .. not safe for work or kids or something.

    http://www.haydenpanettierenaked.net/

  • 28 08 2008
  • 52.  michael jackson (15:51:15) :

    i think i am the only one here who never found this girl attractive.

  • 28 08 2008
  • 53.  cobalt (16:11:27) :

    How about:

    Ich will nicht Deutsch sein.

    Is that any good?? Seriously, I’ll be so impressed if I got that right. I’ll do a little dance.

    I can also say:

    Ich kann nicht die Flughafen finden.

    Had to use that once. Bad experience.

  • 28 08 2008
  • 54.  anti-pop (16:50:08) :

    >Wow, how sexy… NOT. Honestly, who finds an ugly midget with a ridiculous hat on sexy?

    Word.

  • 28 08 2008
  • 55.  Tycho Brahe (17:36:07) :

    39- Sh’yeah! As if!

  • 28 08 2008
  • 56.  Evil Monkey (17:48:35) :

    The only german I know is from that old Wolfenstein game. That game was the shit back in the day. So kids, next time your playing a game like Halo or something, show some respect to the originator, Wolfenstein.

    Also with all the shots being taken at Hayden for being a “midget”, I am surprised nobody used that pointy hat as an opportunity to make a crack referring to her as a garden gnome.

  • 28 08 2008
  • 57.  Tony (18:22:41) :

    I’m tired of this midget having the top post. Why don’t you post the video of Katy Perry’s boobies getting papermached.

  • 28 08 2008
  • 58.  Paper Mache (19:13:10) :
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  • 59.  Skootchy (23:45:19) :

    I’d still fuck her in an instant

  • 29 08 2008
  • 60.  Franc (13:17:53) :

    #53

    A german will understand that, but it’s far from proper german.

  • 29 08 2008
  • 61.  not franc either (14:48:32) :

    #60

    yeah, and so is the rest of the content on this web page…so do one!
    schwine-hundt-bitch

  • 29 08 2008
  • 62.  not franc either (14:52:01) :

    as an “afterthought” i think hayden’s hot too…but seriously update needed justin

  • 29 08 2008
  • 63.  Kristen Bell & Hayden Panettiere (17:13:01) :

    what this time no links to pictures photo shoped hayden

  • 29 08 2008
  • 64.  Andre (17:23:22) :

    # 53 and # 60. we are getting away from what this site is all about and are debating German grammar and sentence structure. Which needs a little correction.
    If you want to say “I don’t want to be a German” - “Ich will nicht ein Deutscher sein.” Or better: “Ich will kein Deutscher sein.”
    I cannot find the airport translates: “Ich kann den Flughafen nicht finden.”
    #60: It spells “Schwein (pig) , “Hund” (dog). Our word “bitch” does not translate well. Our phrase SOB does not trsanslate. Germans have other fine cusswords, which, if there is genuine interest, I will be happy to supply.

  • 29 08 2008
  • 65.  Franc (17:24:15) :

    #61

    Are you gay or something? Or just a little bit retarded?

  • 29 08 2008
  • 66.  Leon (17:31:08) :

    I’d hit it like a drum!

  • 29 08 2008
  • 67.  cobalt (18:11:00) :

    What’s with me taking all the shit for the sloppy German? I’ll have you know, young men, that my above attempt was based on 1 hour free introductory German CD with the Road to World Cup 2006 TV special.

    1 hour!!! Just 1 hour and I know how to get to the airport and leave the place. Never got the die, das, den, thing right. But I can say:

    Die Herr Der Ringe.

    Please post all German swear words and interesting anatomy parts.

    Also I would like to know how to say “Kristen Bell is a Dan-dare jawed android who terrifies men and small children alike”. Do it and you’ll win your first crystal.

  • 29 08 2008
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  • 69.  Andre (20:01:30) :

    #67, Cobalt: My hat is off to you, sir, for remembering any German after listening to a CD for only one hour.
    No criticism of any kind was implied. As a bilingula speaker, I simply wanted to correct a slight misstatement. After all, this is a site that boasts an illustrous readership, who enjoy the finer attributes of maidens of a certain age.
    May we now get back to Selena, Miley, Emily and yes, even Hayden. Who in my book, despite ample hips and and not much height, remains a very desirable piece of ass.

  • 29 08 2008
  • 70.  Meine Name IST (20:55:23) :

    STFU with the deutshe you ficken faggots. back to the thick thighed hayden

  • 29 08 2008
  • 71.  Definitely Not Franc (22:21:27) :

    Franc=der Schwanzlutscher!

  • 30 08 2008
  • 72.  not franc either (07:24:46) :

    #65
    aye just a little bit…not nearly as much as you though

  • 30 08 2008
  • 73.  Franc (10:21:30) :

    Wow, someone must be in love with me. So much attention. I feel flattered now. :D lol

  • 30 08 2008
  • 74.  Zilla (12:57:13) :

    Wow, it’s amazing what we tell our brains we see when light refracts off of water and a mirrored bikini. That being said, that was almost a world record fap for me. SHABOOYAH!

  • 30 08 2008
  • 75.  Franc (13:45:41) :

    You guys are right, I am gay!

  • 30 08 2008
  • 76.  dirty_young_man (14:54:44) :

    “Gay” describes anyone who doesn’t want explore Hayden’s holes.

  • 30 08 2008
  • 77.  Brian (15:32:13) :
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  • 78.  Evil Monkey (16:27:05) :

    #68 - “Makes my Taco pop!”, no baby, I’ll make your taco Pop!

  • 30 08 2008
  • 79.  dirty_young_man (17:19:32) :

    #77- Damn, I wanna pop AnnaSophia’s taco!

  • 31 08 2008
  • 80.  edx (09:07:03) :

    needs more chabert.

  • 31 08 2008
  • 81.  Evil Monkey (15:35:42) :

    needs more shabooya.

  • 31 08 2008
  • 82.  Kristen Bell & Hayden Panettiere (15:42:39) :

    needs more megan fox n amanda Seyfried Kissin

  • 1 09 2008
  • 83.  Dubbles (13:05:05) :

    Why do i come here everyday when I know you lazy douches update once a week?

  • 1 09 2008
  • 84.  roscoe (17:36:29) :

    needs more Bristol Palin

  • 2 09 2008
  • 85.  cobalt (06:19:03) :

    ^^^

    Can’t say the same for the crooks GOP.

  • 2 09 2008
  • 86.  zomg (23:32:50) :

    #77 - nice

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