Jessica Alba

5 12 2008

The World’s Hottest MILF™ is the 2009 Campari calendar girl and here are a few photos from the finished product along with some behind the scenes pics.

Let’s just say motherhood has been very kind to Jessica. Wowsers.

FUN FACT: During my family’s first trip to Europe when I was a kid, I had seen these Campari ads everywhere we went. So upon finding some in our minibar in one of the hotels, I decided to try the enticing red beverage…

PROTIP: Campari does NOT taste like yumby cherry soda. Braf.


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26 responses to “Jessica Alba”

    5 12 2008
  • 1.  dizzle (01:25:50) :

    first.

    YUMB!

  • 5 12 2008
  • 2.  dex (01:29:27) :

    I liked these pictures when I saw them on wwtdd and egotastic about 3 days ago.

    Old.

  • 5 12 2008
  • 3.  AngelBaby (01:36:37) :

    ^^^
    no u.

  • 5 12 2008
  • 4.  dizzle (01:41:06) :

    I showed these to someone and they said her bewbs are fake. Is that true?

  • 5 12 2008
  • 5.  ted (01:41:59) :

    nice. could do without 92,173 guys hanging all over her, but still definitely worth the look.

    #2. are you one of those people who has already seen everything/knows everything? might want to work on that, or someone will eventually pop you in your gums when you least expect it.

  • 5 12 2008
  • 6.  Kewtr (02:25:20) :

    Somehow this was the photo series that put me off Alba for good. Something about the look on her face reminds me of Madeline Zima and lets me know I’d f’ing hate to know her.

    The breasts are nicely displayed, everything’s where it ought to be, but my only emotion on looking is white hot rage. Probably my own problem.

    Anybody got any Rachel Leigh Cook? I like ’em a little shorter and dumpier.

  • 5 12 2008
  • 7.  diddleysquat (03:00:48) :

    the “i saw this __ days ago on so-and-so’s site” post is about as overused as “photoshopped” and “first”

  • 5 12 2008
  • 8.  dex (03:13:20) :

    ^ ^ ^

    Pointing out the obvious is overused as well…

  • 5 12 2008
  • 9.  dex (03:13:38) :

    ^ ^ ^

    Wait… so did I. Time paradox!

  • 5 12 2008
  • 10.  Assweipe (04:00:30) :

    Her agent probably sold her on it by telling her “It will never be seen in the US, it’s easy money”, wrong we see it now you cheap booze whore!

    Is it true that Tom Cruse sold penis enlargement pills in Japan, or was it a pump?

  • 5 12 2008
  • 11.  borat4602 (05:07:50) :

    Who cares how fake it is? I’ts fappable and it’s not obviously fake. And we saw from the MTV Video Awards that Alba has great tits anyway!

    It’s been a good work for titties this week, what with her and Spears.

  • 5 12 2008
  • 12.  Jenesis (05:49:42) :

    No ass shots.

    LOSE

  • 5 12 2008
  • 13.  Pirho (06:47:07) :

    totally agree with #11. 1000% Fappable!

  • 5 12 2008
  • 14.  MacDaddy (09:33:32) :

    To continue the time Paradox that only Doc Brown would be able to solve, I too have already enjoyed these pics.

    However, Hi-res fapping is much better!
    Kodos AB

  • 5 12 2008
  • 15.  Marty McFLy (09:57:16) :

    HOT DAMN! She’s smokin’

  • 5 12 2008
  • 16.  cobalt (10:54:47) :

    I saw Good Luck Chuck last night.

    Actually it was so boring, so criminally unfunny, that I switched channels half way through. Maybe I can’t claim to have seen it after all.

  • 5 12 2008
  • 17.  Franc (12:11:59) :

    Try Campari Soda. Tastes like pop, soda or whatever you americans call sugary sweet and bubbly beverages.

  • 5 12 2008
  • 18.  diddleysquat (12:32:27) :

    PHOTOSHOPPED!

  • 5 12 2008
  • 19.  Mister (17:45:24) :

    Primo

  • 5 12 2008
  • 20.  El Payo (19:10:05) :

    #16

    What? Unfunny? But it had Dane Cook in it – how could it possibly go wrong?

  • 5 12 2008
  • 21.  borat4602 (19:46:25) :

    Dane Cook was my hero in “My Best Friend’s Girl” tho, all be it only for the first half of the movie! Do you know a movie where he was great. “Dan In Real Life”! Seriously! Really nice little performance. Charmless in evreything else tho….

  • 6 12 2008
  • 22.  Evil Monkey (02:22:37) :

    Yeah, I saw these before but they weren’t in Hi-res, so this is much better.

    Also how can you guys forget “Employee of the Month” starring Dane Cook and Jessica Simpson. That’s like the perfect storm of dog-shit acting.

  • 6 12 2008
  • 23.  cobalt (09:34:24) :

    ^^^

    That’s the best description of that movie I’ve ever read.

  • 6 12 2008
  • 24.  borat4602 (19:48:21) :

    #22 Ah, the two Jessica’s in high res……I’d be straight in zoom mode…!

  • 8 12 2008
  • 25.  borat4602 (05:01:12) :

    There’s some nice outtakes to go with these pix on Supirior Pics! HIGH RES too!!!

  • 21 12 2008
  • 26.  ZeroCorpse (13:44:55) :

    I object to the use of MILF in this case, and many others.

    MILF should only be applied to someone who is all of these:

    1. A Mother.
    2. Old enough to be YOUR mother, or at least the mother of someone past puberty (a teenager, at least).
    3. Hittable

    Jessica is 1 & 3, but I doubt she’s 2 in any situation; Not even for the youngest among you. People have totally warped the concept of MILF into applying to anyone who has just had a baby, and NO, that’s not it.

    A MILF is meant to be an older woman, not a 22-year-old with a newborn or toddlers. For someone to be a MILF, they need to be old enough for their kids to have friends who want to do her.

    That makes the minimum age for a MILF: 32 years old.

    That’s considering 18 (mother’s age when she has the kid) plus 14 (average age of puberty for the kid). Of course, you can have a 14-year-old who gets pregnant, making the age of MILFdom 28, but that’s unusual and certainly not the case with all these 20-somethings being declared MILFs.

    Most genuine MILFs would be in their late 30s, at least. They start a family when they leave college (23 years old), and their first kid reaches puberty around 14, making the prime MILF starting point 37 years of age.

    That is all.

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