ZHANG ZIYI TOPLESS ON THE BEACH!? WHY YES!

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Wow. I don’t think anybody ever saw this coming. Who would’ve thought the first topless beach pics of 2009 would be of Zhang Ziyi?

(you may know her from Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon, Rush Hour 3 Rush Hour 2 and that Memoirs of a Geisha flick)

Pics are unfortunately not in hi res and worst of all, watermarked to shit, but will be replaced with better ones should they ever appear online.

And yes, that certainly is a picture of a dude burying his face into Zhang Ziyi’s ass.

UPDATE:

Bigger and tagless:

46 thoughts on “ZHANG ZIYI TOPLESS ON THE BEACH!? WHY YES!”

  1. lolfirst

    Who’s Mr. Dennis Quaid wannabe copping a feel?

    #1 | Comment by zilch — January 5, 2009 @ 5:07 am

  2. some nice assgrabing going on

    #2 | Comment by paddaw — January 5, 2009 @ 5:09 am

  3. I’d eat her soiled Depend’s.

    #3 | Comment by Bubba — January 5, 2009 @ 5:13 am

  4. lol buttsecks

    #4 | Comment by Lurker — January 5, 2009 @ 5:29 am

  5. Whoa! This year is going to be better! She is one of my ‘Fap Favs’!!

    #5 | Comment by TempeSon — January 5, 2009 @ 5:50 am

  6. At FUCKING last! Been waiting for this since Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon!

    #6 | Comment by Main — January 5, 2009 @ 6:46 am

  7. nothing spectacular

    #7 | Comment by Pirho — January 5, 2009 @ 7:02 am

  8. also that should be Rush Hour 2, lol

    #8 | Comment by WhoaWhoaWhoa — January 5, 2009 @ 7:54 am

  9. Notice when he has his head buried the other cheek is high? He didn’t sniff her ass but took a righteous bite out of it. That lucky SOB

    #9 | Comment by Gas Station Guru — January 5, 2009 @ 8:09 am

  10. I love to eat asian

    #10 | Comment by Tanaka — January 5, 2009 @ 8:11 am

  11. #8, ah right! don’t know why i was thinking 3 😛

    fixt

    #11 | Comment by Justin — January 5, 2009 @ 8:41 am

  12. I love the way he fixes his hard-on on the 15th pic, right after he mounted her 😉

    #12 | Comment by AB Lover — January 5, 2009 @ 9:11 am

  13. I’m willing to bet that what you CAN’T see in pic 14 is his dick up her ass! Hence the wiping going on in pic 15!

    #13 | Comment by Achmed The Dead Terrorist — January 5, 2009 @ 9:40 am

  14. two perfect posts in a row, i love DLT

    #14 | Comment by YoungFTW — January 5, 2009 @ 9:48 am

  15. i like chinese food

    #15 | Comment by xon — January 5, 2009 @ 10:00 am

  16. om nom nom nom

    ps. wut’s up with the stretching exercises before swimming? lol

    #16 | Comment by AngelBaby — January 5, 2009 @ 10:50 am

  17. nice start to the new year, but shes on my list of chicks that i could care less seeing naked.

    #17 | Comment by Xan — January 5, 2009 @ 10:51 am

  18. Is that guy carrying a Golf Bag in the very last pic?

    WTF? “Excuse me, just playing Through!”

    #18 | Comment by Achmed The Dead Terrorist — January 5, 2009 @ 11:22 am

  19. I love her face, but on her body I’m with Xan on this one. There is not a lot going on there in terms of T&A.

    Still, jealous.

    #19 | Comment by Kewtr — January 5, 2009 @ 11:50 am

  20. Lol @ 18, hahaha. I don’t know how the fuck you spotted that. I think it may be some diving gear.

    Tight little Asian bod. You can never get too much of that.

    #20 | Comment by cobalt — January 5, 2009 @ 12:01 pm

  21. crouching dennis hidden tongue

    #21 | Comment by edc — January 5, 2009 @ 12:07 pm

  22. lick your asshole up and down
    lick you till my tongue turn brown

    #22 | Comment by edc — January 5, 2009 @ 12:08 pm

  23. what honest white man doesn’t appreciate some sushi now and then.

    #23 | Comment by yesyesyall — January 5, 2009 @ 2:32 pm

  24. Is he motorboating her ass?

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

    #24 | Comment by oofoo — January 5, 2009 @ 3:27 pm

  25. notice her toenail polish is a bit like Dexter’s Mom’s fingernail polish scheme in Dexter. For those who havent seen it… i’m sorry. it sucks to be you. It’s like i’m over here with all the cool people, and you’re over there… with the sick, homeless and ugly people.

    Seriously though. check it out. I’m not gonna bother linkin to pics, cause if you havent seen the show, it wouldnt matter. If you HAVE seen the show, you know exactly what i’m talkin about.

    #25 | Comment by Paul — January 5, 2009 @ 4:04 pm

  26. Coming soon to a theater near you. Squat Thrusting Zhang Hidden Salami

    #26 | Comment by Timmyyyy — January 5, 2009 @ 4:52 pm

  27. She met her perfect match at http://www.suckmyasshole.com

    AND YOU CAN TOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    #27 | Comment by Mister — January 5, 2009 @ 7:41 pm

  28. Sucky sucky five darra!

    #28 | Comment by Tony — January 5, 2009 @ 9:03 pm

  29. Okay. I suppose I’d bury my face in that ass too. But only BEFORE I blew my wad up it.

    #29 | Comment by Rod Stiffington — January 5, 2009 @ 11:02 pm

  30. My little China girl/
    you shouldn’t mess with me

    #30 | Comment by El Payo — January 6, 2009 @ 12:40 am

  31. Apparently this is chinee new year?

    #31 | Comment by dex — January 6, 2009 @ 2:31 am

  32. Hot face, nice muscle tone, but let’s be honest here: she has the body of a young teenage boy. Not my cup of (green) tea. Moar curvey bits plz!

    #32 | Comment by EmJee — January 6, 2009 @ 2:41 am

  33. “You here for the sword, or for the girl?”

    #33 | Comment by Darkstart — January 6, 2009 @ 4:24 am

  34. DANMMMMMMMM
    now thats fucking awesome almost makes me forget about juju……..almost

    #34 | Comment by the cumbucket from hell named chuck norris — January 6, 2009 @ 7:31 am

  35. go away paul.

    #35 | Comment by edc — January 6, 2009 @ 2:05 pm

  36. nice body, a little skinny but i’d still fuck the hell out of her

    #36 | Comment by OhMyDog — January 6, 2009 @ 3:23 pm

  37. ZANG!

    #37 | Comment by diddleysquat — January 6, 2009 @ 6:04 pm

  38. lulz

    #38 | Comment by lawl — January 6, 2009 @ 6:31 pm

  39. Nice ass!!! 🙂

    #39 | Comment by Famous Boobs — January 6, 2009 @ 6:42 pm

  40. I’ve got a jumbo size eggroll for her to eat…!

    #40 | Comment by Jeff — January 7, 2009 @ 4:48 pm

  41. Wow. The first two celebrities there are nude pictures of in 2009 are two big name asian women. Zhang Ziyi naked on the beach and Kelly Hu topless in her new movie, Farmhouse. Justin – I was wondering if you have a good quality pic of Kelly Hu’s pussy from The Scorpion King. The picture I have isn’t very good quality. (Shes on top of a guy in her skimpy outfit and briefly exposes it)

    #41 | Comment by David — January 7, 2009 @ 10:52 pm

  42. I never understand white people’s tastes on asian women. ziyi is fugly!

    #42 | Comment by oh man — January 9, 2009 @ 3:59 am

  43. @43:
    Yah I totally agree. I suspect white guys like the “exotic” aspect of Asian women so they look for characteristics that would actually turn Asians off. The real taste in Asia is actually more toward Caucasian characteristics, like paler skin and bigger “double eyelid” eyes.

    I’m not sure if this is a good or a bad thing, ‘cuz it pisses me off to no end when the hotter Asian starlets get passed over in Hollywood for specimens like Zhang Ziyi, or whether it leaves hotter girls in Asia.

    #43 | Comment by Kelvin — January 12, 2009 @ 12:49 am

  44. nice start to the new year, nice pix)

    #44 | Comment by almneft — January 14, 2009 @ 10:55 am

  45. Ever since I saw her wet shirt scene in Crouching Tiger I’ve had the hots for this androgynous asian.

    Darkstreet, you got it right, “the sword or me”? LUcky bastard Chow-Yun Fat.

    #45 | Comment by bookofgirls — January 21, 2009 @ 5:10 am

  46. Hmm. I’m with Kelvin on this one. Here in Asia, the “Pan-Asian look” of Eurasians gets over more. It even starts with the youths(at least 2 young Eurasian starlets{going by their surnames. It’s harder to spot when the female parent is the non-Asian. Also because for some reason, Asian guys and non-Asian women don’t mix as often as the other pairing.} I can think of in recent years getting more exposure than their “pure Asian” counterparts).

    P.S. Is it sad that I’m hardly “fat”(BMI 23, thanks), and I’d probably still have slightly mroe cleavage than ZZY? I’m just sayin’. 😛

    #46 | Comment by Anony Mouse — February 8, 2009 @ 12:47 pm

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