Hi. It’s 7:05pm and i spent pretty much half the day sleeping and now… i have awoken from my slumber.

And i realized, “Wow. There’s absolutely NO real content here today…” (although that could also be said about every other day since this site’s existence…).

So i thought, “Hey, why not i answer some e-mail today”.

Just one.

Because i only just woke up and i can’t really be bothered replying to 50+ of them.

To: psykotik@gmail.com
Subject: Weblogs
From: “graingers.home” graingers.home@ntlworld.com
Date: Sat, Feb 2 2002 9:47:39 PM -0000

Hey, I’m starting a weblog and I was wondering a few things:
1) How can you afford ‘.com’ webhosting?
2) Would you pay for mine?
3) How do you attract traffic?
4) Can you say nice things about me on your website?
5) Will you be my friend?
6) Pretty please?


1) Easy. Get a job. Earn money. Pay the webhosting company. But in my case, i don’t have to do any of that. Because Solo hosts me for free AND he also bought me the domain name at his expense. Why does he do this for me? Because my real name is actually Justine and i’m a camgirl with a great looking rack. No. Actually because he was looking for good sites to host and Fedallah sorta referred him to me. Or was it me to him. Whatever. Anyway Solo thought my site was good enough and that my hosting request e-mail was amusing (i am amusing) and the rest, as they say, is history.

So no, i don’t actually have to ‘afford’ .com webhosting because i don’t have to pay a single cent to run my site.


3) Porn.

4) “Nice things about me”

5) No.

6) Not without a cherry on top.

3 thoughts on “Hello

  1. That guy is weird, Justin. So he might stalk you or something (sarkazm)"say nice things about me, Pretty please" (sarkazm). What a weirdo

    + I got first comment, tooshay! +

    #1 | Comment by annubius — February 2, 2002 @ 9:33 pm

  2. haha fucker.

    #2 | Comment by me, once again — February 3, 2002 @ 2:28 am

  3. Hey! Granted I’m weird, but in the amusing excentric kinda way. And I’m definately not a stalker.

    #3 | Comment by Phil — February 3, 2002 @ 4:35 am

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