While preparing this post, I was surprised to find that Miss Heard had her debut on the site way back in 2006. I think the first time I saw her was in her role as Seth Rogen’s teenage girlfriend in Pineapple Express, and she’s gone from blonde to brunette since then.
Amber’s appearance in the March issue of Italian GQ is what prompted this post, but I figured I’d round up some other pics of her that have made the mags over the past 3 years or so.
Interestingly, she is set to co-star with Odette Yustman in a remake of an old British horror flick. And she’s also apparently not shy about on-screen nudity, which helped her land a lead role in the film adaptation of Hunter S. Thompson’s The Rum Diary, when Scarlett Johansson and Keira Knightley balked at showing their goodies.
FIRST!!!
ya know….AMBER was HEARD screaming my name 😉
OH yeah…..
#1 | Comment by QWERTY — March 8, 2009 @ 10:02 pm
Your name is TheMan too?
#2 | Comment by TheMan — March 8, 2009 @ 10:50 pm
meh, brunette>blonde
#3 | Comment by Xan — March 8, 2009 @ 10:55 pm
She is ridiculously hot.
#4 | Comment by Jenesis — March 8, 2009 @ 11:44 pm
Double plus good!
#5 | Comment by RobertBruce1975 — March 9, 2009 @ 12:29 am
Keira Knightly balking at pulling out the little girls…seems unlike her.
Scarlett not pulling out the girls make me sad in pants.
#6 | Comment by BabyEater — March 9, 2009 @ 1:29 am
^^Not too sad about Keira, seen them before, and there pretty small anyways (sorry, I know there are many a-cup lovers on this site).
For Scarlett it’s about time she put those babies out on display. She’s been blessed, and should share her blessing with the world. She’s and Obama fan, so she should accept that flashing her tits is change we can ALL get behind. It’s perfect socialism she’s rich (in titty) so she should share with the rest of us (who are poor in titty). Yes she can.
#7 | Comment by evil monkey — March 9, 2009 @ 1:35 am
She makes me feel all warm inside and makes my tongue swell. I would eat the candy corn from her poo-poo.
#8 | Comment by Buddy the Elf — March 9, 2009 @ 2:30 am
*dies from the overload of 7 posts in 8 days*
#9 | Comment by Topher — March 9, 2009 @ 4:08 am
Meh, i`d kick them both out of bed for miley
#10 | Comment by pirho — March 9, 2009 @ 7:28 am
this girl is gonna be super hot after she starts hitting the coke scene and gets a little more definition in her face… like whateshername from dawson’s creek… she looks quite different nowadays and quite hot =)
#11 | Comment by yawn — March 9, 2009 @ 9:28 am
mmmmmm, Smoking!
Also GREAT FUCKING ASS! (no pun intended)
Love the eyes too!
Verdict = I’ll allow her in my bed!
#12 | Comment by MacDaddy — March 9, 2009 @ 11:19 am
#6 – It is a little surprising, but with the exception of The Hole I’ve always found Keira’s topless scenes something of a disappointment. Eveything has been done in flashes, fast cuts and soft-focus.
AB when are you going to finally break the news of Justin’s demise to us? We have a right to know. Justin is like a friend to us. A perverted, reclusive friend who I wouldn’t allow near my 8-year-old cousin, of course, but a friend all the same.
#13 | Comment by cobalt — March 9, 2009 @ 11:41 am
#13 – According to his FaceBook, Justin is spending all of his time playing “Pet Society”. Sounds like something your 8-year-old cousin would like, no?
#14 | Comment by violentacres — March 9, 2009 @ 2:18 pm
if anyone ever wanted proof that egotastic “borrows” from our site, look no further than their posts from Mar. 9, 2009.
i guess i should be flattered that such a “big” site has to take their cue from little ‘ol me.
#15 | Comment by AngelBaby — March 9, 2009 @ 5:13 pm
She’s one of my favs. Great looking girl. Not being shy about nudity is awesome, too.
#16 | Comment by Phil says, "huh?" — March 9, 2009 @ 8:22 pm
LOL. I don’t the think the viewfinder on the camera she has in one of the pics works the way she thinks it does.
#17 | Comment by Alvis — March 9, 2009 @ 8:49 pm
moar jailbait plz
#18 | Comment by filthyfish — March 10, 2009 @ 7:24 am
today’s Emily Osment’s bday.
#19 | Comment by roscoe — March 10, 2009 @ 2:32 pm
I support #18. But this chick will do. Wow.
#20 | Comment by Mister — March 10, 2009 @ 5:43 pm
if justin doesn’t post by the week end, I am sending angelbaby the blogad monies for this site. FACT.
#21 | Comment by smash — March 10, 2009 @ 5:55 pm
I don´t believe that Justin ever existed
#22 | Comment by walker4409 — March 10, 2009 @ 6:02 pm
Interestingly, she is set to co-star with Odette Yustman in a remake of an old three-way fantasy I once had.
#23 | Comment by Titus — March 10, 2009 @ 7:03 pm
#21 – FTW
#24 | Comment by AngelBaby — March 10, 2009 @ 9:21 pm
#7
Huurahhh! I would vote for you! CHANGE!
As was once said “Ask not what we can do for your boobies, but what your boobies can do for us”.
#25 | Comment by obama — March 11, 2009 @ 2:07 am
I keep telling you that Justin has a split personality, one is a dude, the other is a chick. AB is his feminine side.
#26 | Comment by Pirho — March 11, 2009 @ 6:33 am
I think Justin is the masculine side of AB, maybe
she killed him
#27 | Comment by walker4409 — March 11, 2009 @ 3:08 pm
LOL @ Justin having a masculine side.
#28 | Comment by Nobody — March 11, 2009 @ 6:36 pm
Walker I suggested that a couple of posts ago and… AB kept quiet. So it’s clearly the truth.
On a side note, how does Justin’s feminine side work when he’s in bed with wifey? That’s internet gold waiting to happen.
#29 | Comment by cobalt — March 11, 2009 @ 6:47 pm
Maybe Justin does have multiple personalities. And he discovered that one of those personalities was a 10-year old girl. And that discovery has been keeping his (somewhat) masculine side far too busy.
That or Justin never existed.
#30 | Comment by evil monkey — March 11, 2009 @ 11:57 pm
Only Lost fans will get this but….
Justin = Annie???
#31 | Comment by The Juice — March 12, 2009 @ 12:29 am
#30 – winnar winnar chicken dinnar!
#32 | Comment by smash — March 12, 2009 @ 12:59 am
Respekt!
#33 | Comment by Debian — March 12, 2009 @ 3:08 am
#29
AB = Justin, it´s a brilliant developed second
character, that explains why Justin never defended
himself. Now AB is tired of that game, somehow
understandable
#34 | Comment by walker4409 — March 12, 2009 @ 6:47 am
Wait a second – Justin was an alter-ego all along, and AB the real person??? I’d never even considered it.
Christ, this is getting more complicated than the plot of Front Mission 3.
#35 | Comment by cobalt — March 12, 2009 @ 9:16 am
…it’s like a pedo-lesbian version of Fight Club.
Awesome.
#36 | Comment by Titus — March 12, 2009 @ 5:06 pm
36 — I’d pay real money to see that movie.
#37 | Comment by Mister — March 12, 2009 @ 5:34 pm
the first rule about Justin is we do not talk about Justin.
the second rule about Justin is we do not talk about Justin.
#38 | Comment by Pirho — March 12, 2009 @ 8:23 pm
The third rule of Justin is if someone faps out or goes limp, the fapping is over. And the last rule of Justin is if this is your first time here, you must fap.
#39 | Comment by Buddy the Elf — March 13, 2009 @ 1:27 am
37 — If you film it, they will come. In a manner of speaking…
#40 | Comment by Titus — March 13, 2009 @ 7:39 pm
“Fap Club II, The Boner Battalion”
#41 | Comment by Mister — March 14, 2009 @ 8:16 pm