That’s right. Mark that date on your calendar and get ready to fap to Jessica Biel’s boobies my friends.

FYI, for those of you who don’t already know, she’s going topless in some straight to DVD flick (Powder Blue) that’s coming out on that day. has a mini review/synopsis of the flick that talks about Jessica’s topless scene.

Oh, she plays a stripper in the movie.

Last we checked it wasn’t our birthday, but we better check again because not only does longtime skin holdout (and longtime hottie) Jessica Biel play a stripper in this movie, but she actually fucking strips. This isn’t some LiLo in I Know Who Killed Me or JAlba in Sin City bullshit, this is stripping with Biel’s actual fucking titties. After several lapdances and stage performances in ridiculously hot little outfits, she finally gives up her absolutely amazing rack when dancing on the stage and freakin’ out. Then she starts grabbing candles off the stage and pouring all of the hot wax she can all over her tits ending up on her knees crying. Later, she makes out with this dude outside and gives up one more dark, but tasty, look at her side rack. Halle-fucking-lujah!

— Rick Stanko

They also have this to say:


  • Jessica Biel plays a stripper!
  • Who actually strips!
  • Several world and national holidays should be declared!
  • Man i hope this movie gets ripped and ends up online before its release date so i can download it and fap to it for great justice. I haven’t fapped to Jessica Biel since that bikini waterfall scene in Stealth.

    Biel’s actual fucking titties! OH YEAH.

    Some shitty non nude caps from the trailer:

    41 thoughts on “JESSICA BIEL GETS HER BOOBS OUT ON 06/09/09

    1. A crying stripper? I’m game.

      #1 | Comment by Phil says, "huh?" — March 28, 2009 @ 12:11 pm

    2. Oh, i have waited for this day… well, technically *that* day, whenever it comes out.

      also, is it goin to be DVD or Blu Ray? if it’s HD in Blu Ray that’d be awesome… (cross fingers all)

      #2 | Comment by Paul — March 28, 2009 @ 12:19 pm

    3. WTF?

      Justin made a post?

      i must still be asleep.

      #3 | Comment by AngelBaby — March 28, 2009 @ 12:22 pm

    4. it seems fucking miraculous that justin posts, but biels tits will bring just about any hetero male (even justin) out of hiding.

      #4 | Comment by berkley — March 28, 2009 @ 12:32 pm

    5. My penis is ready

      #5 | Comment by padda — March 28, 2009 @ 12:33 pm


      #6 | Comment by Pirho — March 28, 2009 @ 1:35 pm

    7. How nice. 6/9 IS my actual birthday. Happy Birthday to me.

      #7 | Comment by vaultcomplex — March 28, 2009 @ 2:15 pm

    8. I will surely fap to this.

      #8 | Comment by cobalt — March 28, 2009 @ 2:18 pm

    9. This is going to be epic…mark my words!

      #9 | Comment by Damien — March 28, 2009 @ 2:59 pm

    10. My Netflix subscription finally pays off.

      #10 | Comment by El Payo — March 28, 2009 @ 3:50 pm

    11. Finally. I can throw out that old issue of Gear magazine that’s only held together by my dried fapstains. Who am I kidding? That mag has photos of seventeen year old Biel wearing nothing but panties. They’re gonna have to bury me with that muhfugger.

      #11 | Comment by Blumpkin — March 28, 2009 @ 4:23 pm


      set your calendars

      #12 | Comment by wallywest — March 28, 2009 @ 5:22 pm

    13. you guys know good and well its gonna be one of those strip club scenes with the lights almost off and stupid color strobes that makes it like an old 1970’s disco flick so dont get excited yet

      #13 | Comment by Pessimist — March 28, 2009 @ 7:03 pm

    14. Jessica Biels nipples – pokie heaven

      #14 | Comment by ari ola — March 28, 2009 @ 7:23 pm

    15. FACT: Last time Justin posted was over 10 weeks ago.
      FACT: Powder Blue comes out just over 10 from now.

      See you when the movie comes out Justin!

      #15 | Comment by Topher — March 28, 2009 @ 7:24 pm

    16. hmm, jessica biel… meh.

      #16 | Comment by garth — March 28, 2009 @ 8:03 pm

    17. She’s probably got the best built ass in Hollywood. Will be eager to see if her unencumbered mamms are equally appealing.

      #17 | Comment by Metacarpal — March 28, 2009 @ 9:31 pm

    18. Nobody thinks this isn’t some grass-roots viral-marketing for Powder Blue in the same way that all the rumors were flying about how much of Hathaway we would get to see in Havoc? Weren’t there rumors of lips in that movie?

      And while the titties didn’t disappoint in that movie, there sure weren’t any lips or or masturbation scenes, like the rumors were saying there were:

      Lets not go pulling out our pricks on this one just yet gentlemen. Lets make sure that we’re actually going to see what we’re being told we’re going to see.

      #18 | Comment by birdboy — March 28, 2009 @ 10:03 pm

    19. ^^sorry it’s all about hope, and our dreams, so I am going to pull my dick out on this one now. In fact, I’m going to pull it out and hold on to it for the next 10 months. That way I will be all saved up and ready for that day. Just going to hold it in my hands and not fap for 10 months.




      Damn it, I fapped. Waiting for 10 months is too hard. But I made it pretty far. That must have been 10 to 30 seconds.

      #19 | Comment by evil monkey — March 29, 2009 @ 1:27 am

    20. BTW: I am glad to see the AB personality didn’t murder the Justin personality like I had assumed. It’s either a case of Justin finally getting better from his scizo delusions, or AB relapsing on hers.

      I guess we’ll never know.

      #20 | Comment by evil monkey — March 29, 2009 @ 1:29 am

    21. you guys know there’s already a photo out there with a very nice side-boob, nipple and all right? the one where she’s in the sink?
      (nice review opportunity b4 the big day, eh justin?)

      Neway, I’m not excited til i see the goods. Now if this was scarlet johannsen…gaw, I would quit life because it couldn’t get any better.

      ^ i like the AB had a schizophrenic relapse, therefore justin is back theory, interesting and exciting!

      #21 | Comment by biel's stalker — March 29, 2009 @ 4:15 am

    22. #21, yep, these ones:

      #22 | Comment by Justin — March 29, 2009 @ 7:41 am

    23. Y’all are very excited about seeing Jessica Biel’s 2 dimensional tits in a movie. Do you guys actually go out and talk to real girls and see and touch real tits and get laid? I’m not making fun of you, I’m just curious to know. Me? Most of the action my dick gets is with my hand. Good old Betsy-Lou. …What? It’s my hand, I can name it whatever the fuck I want.

      #23 | Comment by Jake — March 29, 2009 @ 1:12 pm

    24. I think I will buy the blu ray of this. Rips just won’t due.

      #24 | Comment by doppletwo — March 29, 2009 @ 2:45 pm

    25. more Chelsea Staub………and OCTOMOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

      #25 | Comment by Tyler — March 29, 2009 @ 3:03 pm

    26. i’d much rather see her ass, but her tits look really good in those caps.

      #26 | Comment by Mike — March 29, 2009 @ 7:51 pm

    27. So, now she’s done it.. its time that Scarlett do it next.

      #27 | Comment by Mage — March 29, 2009 @ 8:31 pm

    28. Looks like Christmas is coming to my North Pole early this year!

      #28 | Comment by Buddy the Elf — March 30, 2009 @ 1:12 am

    29. nude caps MUST be out there.

      Justin / AB, find them NOW!


      #29 | Comment by filthyfish — March 30, 2009 @ 7:47 am

    30. didn’t we see her tits already?

      Not that I’m not wanting to see them agai….I’m just saying!

      #30 | Comment by MacDaddy — March 30, 2009 @ 9:31 am

    31. The movie is always better when the stripper is crying.

      #31 | Comment by Utahcon — March 30, 2009 @ 11:21 am

    32. Straight to DVD? We talking about Jessica Biel or Jessica Simpson?

      #32 | Comment by Tony — March 30, 2009 @ 5:26 pm

    33. Why is it that every time Justin Timberlake dates someone, their career goes to shit? Britney, Cameron, and now Biel.

      Wake me up when Mackenzie Rossman makes a sextape.

      #33 | Comment by The Pope — March 30, 2009 @ 6:33 pm

    34. oh damn you. couldnt you post this when the movie was actually out, now i cant wait for this

      #34 | Comment by Lobster — March 31, 2009 @ 7:39 am

    35. June is a very long way away.

      Until then why not watch some Topless Wii. Featuring DLT naked lady and commenter Kitty Lea.

      Wii Boobs

      #35 | Comment by DisconcertedGeorge — March 31, 2009 @ 9:28 pm

    36. ppppppreeeeorder

      #36 | Comment by Darkstar — March 31, 2009 @ 9:53 pm

    37. Here’s a short news item on Biel’s training for the movie, with a few clips (no nudity though)

      #37 | Comment by Flyboy — April 2, 2009 @ 1:07 am


      “For Powder Blue, Jessica has brokered a contract which bans film bosses from showing her nipples”

      #38 | Comment by Dang — April 2, 2009 @ 3:32 pm

    39. #38

      I think it was supposed to say “broke” a contract. She used to have a no nudity clause. We are going to see full titties and nipples.

      #39 | Comment by L — April 2, 2009 @ 7:35 pm

    40. Actually, here’s the full quote:

      For Powder Blue, Jessica has brokered a contract which bans film bosses from showing her nipples

      However, she has taken steps to make sure her scantily-clad image is not exploited – and has signed a contract that explicitly details the bare minimum fans will see.

      The contract is said to ban shots of her breasts (nipples from the front and side) and her bottom (side view only).

      Anyway, the whole “No Nudity Clause” thing is pretty much a myth. Every movie contract is unique, there are no standard clauses that automatically appear in each contract. Also, it’s usually the other way around; the contract will specify exactly what nudity the actor will do; anything else is off limits. That’s part of what caused the Sharon Stone brouhaha over Basic Instinct; IIRC, the contract didn’t include the beaver shot, but according to the director, she knew what they were going to do, and had verbally agreed to it.

      #40 | Comment by Flyboy — April 6, 2009 @ 7:23 pm

    41. no screen caps of real lyfe noods yet!?


      #41 | Comment by filthyfish — April 14, 2009 @ 1:10 pm

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