JESSICA BIEL GETS HER BOOBS OUT ON 06/09/09
28 03 2009That’s right. Mark that date on your calendar and get ready to fap to Jessica Biel’s boobies my friends.
FYI, for those of you who don’t already know, she’s going topless in some straight to DVD flick (Powder Blue) that’s coming out on that day. TLAvideo.com has a mini review/synopsis of the flick that talks about Jessica’s topless scene.
Oh, she plays a stripper in the movie.
Last we checked it wasn’t our birthday, but we better check again because not only does longtime skin holdout (and longtime hottie) Jessica Biel play a stripper in this movie, but she actually fucking strips. This isn’t some LiLo in I Know Who Killed Me or JAlba in Sin City bullshit, this is stripping with Biel’s actual fucking titties. After several lapdances and stage performances in ridiculously hot little outfits, she finally gives up her absolutely amazing rack when dancing on the stage and freakin’ out. Then she starts grabbing candles off the stage and pouring all of the hot wax she can all over her tits ending up on her knees crying. Later, she makes out with this dude outside and gives up one more dark, but tasty, look at her side rack. Halle-fucking-lujah!
– Rick Stanko
They also have this to say:
3 REASONS TO BUY THIS FILM
Jessica Biel plays a stripper! Who actually strips! Several world and national holidays should be declared!
Man i hope this movie gets ripped and ends up online before its release date so i can download it and fap to it for great justice. I haven’t fapped to Jessica Biel since that bikini waterfall scene in Stealth.
Biel’s actual fucking titties! OH YEAH.
Some shitty non nude caps from the trailer:
A crying stripper? I’m game.
Oh, i have waited for this day… well, technically *that* day, whenever it comes out.
also, is it goin to be DVD or Blu Ray? if it’s HD in Blu Ray that’d be awesome… (cross fingers all)
WTF?
Justin made a post?
i must still be asleep.
it seems fucking miraculous that justin posts, but biels tits will bring just about any hetero male (even justin) out of hiding.
My penis is ready
HOLY SHIT! JUSTIN LIVES!
How nice. 6/9 IS my actual birthday. Happy Birthday to me.
I will surely fap to this.
This is going to be epic…mark my words!
My Netflix subscription finally pays off.
Finally. I can throw out that old issue of Gear magazine that’s only held together by my dried fapstains. Who am I kidding? That mag has photos of seventeen year old Biel wearing nothing but panties. They’re gonna have to bury me with that muhfugger.
http://www.amazon.com/Powder-Blue-Blu-ray-Ray-Liotta/dp/B001URA5YI/ref=pd_bbs_sr_2?ie=UTF8&s=dvd&qid=1238275245&sr=8-2
set your calendars
you guys know good and well its gonna be one of those strip club scenes with the lights almost off and stupid color strobes that makes it like an old 1970′s disco flick so dont get excited yet
Jessica Biels nipples – pokie heaven
FACT: Last time Justin posted was over 10 weeks ago.
FACT: Powder Blue comes out just over 10 from now.
See you when the movie comes out Justin!
hmm, jessica biel… meh.
She’s probably got the best built ass in Hollywood. Will be eager to see if her unencumbered mamms are equally appealing.
Nobody thinks this isn’t some grass-roots viral-marketing for Powder Blue in the same way that all the rumors were flying about how much of Hathaway we would get to see in Havoc? Weren’t there rumors of lips in that movie?
And while the titties didn’t disappoint in that movie, there sure weren’t any lips or or masturbation scenes, like the rumors were saying there were:
http://dontlinkthis.net/archives/1542
Lets not go pulling out our pricks on this one just yet gentlemen. Lets make sure that we’re actually going to see what we’re being told we’re going to see.
^^sorry it’s all about hope, and our dreams, so I am going to pull my dick out on this one now. In fact, I’m going to pull it out and hold on to it for the next 10 months. That way I will be all saved up and ready for that day. Just going to hold it in my hands and not fap for 10 months.
Holding….
Holding….
Holding…
Damn it, I fapped. Waiting for 10 months is too hard. But I made it pretty far. That must have been 10 to 30 seconds.
BTW: I am glad to see the AB personality didn’t murder the Justin personality like I had assumed. It’s either a case of Justin finally getting better from his scizo delusions, or AB relapsing on hers.
I guess we’ll never know.
you guys know there’s already a photo out there with a very nice side-boob, nipple and all right? the one where she’s in the sink?
(nice review opportunity b4 the big day, eh justin?)
Neway, I’m not excited til i see the goods. Now if this was scarlet johannsen…gaw, I would quit life because it couldn’t get any better.
^ i like the AB had a schizophrenic relapse, therefore justin is back theory, interesting and exciting!
#21, yep, these ones:
http://dontlinkthis.net/archives/1443
Y’all are very excited about seeing Jessica Biel’s 2 dimensional tits in a movie. Do you guys actually go out and talk to real girls and see and touch real tits and get laid? I’m not making fun of you, I’m just curious to know. Me? Most of the action my dick gets is with my hand. Good old Betsy-Lou. …What? It’s my hand, I can name it whatever the fuck I want.
I think I will buy the blu ray of this. Rips just won’t due.
more Chelsea Staub………and OCTOMOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
i’d much rather see her ass, but her tits look really good in those caps.
So, now she’s done it.. its time that Scarlett do it next.
Looks like Christmas is coming to my North Pole early this year!
nude caps MUST be out there.
Justin / AB, find them NOW!
plzthnx
didn’t we see her tits already?
Not that I’m not wanting to see them agai….I’m just saying!
The movie is always better when the stripper is crying.
Straight to DVD? We talking about Jessica Biel or Jessica Simpson?
Why is it that every time Justin Timberlake dates someone, their career goes to shit? Britney, Cameron, and now Biel.
Wake me up when Mackenzie Rossman makes a sextape.
oh damn you. couldnt you post this when the movie was actually out, now i cant wait for this
June is a very long way away.
Until then why not watch some Topless Wii. Featuring DLT naked lady and commenter Kitty Lea.
Wii Boobs
ppppppreeeeorder
Here’s a short news item on Biel’s training for the movie, with a few clips (no nudity though)
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-1166818/Pictured-Jessica-Biel-learning-ropes-film-role-stripper.html
“For Powder Blue, Jessica has brokered a contract which bans film bosses from showing her nipples”
#38
I think it was supposed to say “broke” a contract. She used to have a no nudity clause. We are going to see full titties and nipples.
Actually, here’s the full quote:
Anyway, the whole “No Nudity Clause” thing is pretty much a myth. Every movie contract is unique, there are no standard clauses that automatically appear in each contract. Also, it’s usually the other way around; the contract will specify exactly what nudity the actor will do; anything else is off limits. That’s part of what caused the Sharon Stone brouhaha over Basic Instinct; IIRC, the contract didn’t include the beaver shot, but according to the director, she knew what they were going to do, and had verbally agreed to it.
no screen caps of real lyfe noods yet!?
fail