172 thoughts on “THIS COULD GET INTERESTING”

1. 

   FIRST WOO

   #1 | Comment by Blot — April 2, 2009 @ 12:18 am

2. 

   SECOND WOOOO

   #2 | Comment by Blot — April 2, 2009 @ 12:19 am

3. 

   Stranger: i’m a football.
   You: im a taco
   Stranger: dude i love you
   Stranger: with cheese
   You: wet burrito?
   Stranger: and that red sauce
   Stranger: wet…
   Stranger: wet good…

   #3 | Comment by maz — April 2, 2009 @ 12:51 am

4. 

   You: Yo
   Stranger: In before a meme
   Stranger: Hey
   You: Hi, I’m Boxee
   Stranger: HI
   You: What’s your name?
   Stranger: I’m Christopher Poole
   You: Poole’s closed, sir.

   #4 | Comment by Eric — April 2, 2009 @ 1:00 am

5. 

   Stranger: hi
   You: wanna cyber? lolz
   Stranger: m or f
   You: f
   Stranger: you are f?
   You: i’m ugly so i have to go to the internet to get my thrills
   You: i’m also quite the fatty, so all the guys call me fatty fatty fat fat chick
   You: lets get it on!
   Stranger: how old are you?
   You: 19
   You: don’t count my rolls though, the rumours aren’t true, tehy don’t tell my age
   You: cause i’m not 78, lolz
   Stranger: mmmm
   Stranger: sounds hott
   You: i’ll start. you pick me up, in your car
   You: you wonder why it begins to pull to the right
   Stranger: i don’t have a car…already failed
   You: we jump on the bus, the bus driver demands i pay double fare
   You: now you go
   Stranger: you eat six little debbies on the 2 block ride
   You: we arrive at the bakery, i break out my bulk buyer discount card
   Stranger: it turns me on
   You: i ask the Japanese women behind the counter for 2 dozen cup cakes, then i prompt you to make your order
   Stranger: and then you tell me what to order b/c we both konw that 2 dozen won’t get you home
   Stranger: so i order 5 more doz.
   You: as we walk out of the shop, i hear the japanese women jokingly yell to the rest of the staff, GODZILLA IS GONE! a single tear rolls down my cheek, i lick it up and enjoy its saly goodness
   Stranger: and then i vomit b/c it was pure lard
   You: i ask you to go into a conveince store to pick up a pack of smokes for me, so i can be alone with your partially digested bile
   Stranger: this sucks

   #5 | Comment by noteric — April 2, 2009 @ 1:05 am

6. 

   Connecting to server…
   Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
   You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
   Stranger: Hi
   You: hi
   Stranger: Do you think marijuana should be legal
   Stranger: ?
   You: is your anus thirsty
   Stranger: I don;t think my anus gets thirsty.
   You: mj makes my anus very thirsty
   You: do u want to see it
   Stranger: Not particularly…
   You: are u a small child i could rape
   Stranger: ha ha
   You: with my penis
   Stranger: Nope.
   You: damnit
   Stranger: You don’t want to rape children!
   You: u could have just lead me on
   Stranger: Children are for eating!
   You: i likes to rape babys
   Stranger: That’s gross. Those are food.
   You: they stop moving after awhile
   You: then i leave thme and they get stiff and cold
   Stranger: durr
   You: i suspect aliens…..with penis nipples
   Stranger: That is why you bake ’em

   #6 | Comment by the cumbucket from hell named chuck norris — April 2, 2009 @ 1:24 am

7. 

   Connecting to server…
   You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
   Stranger: is this the real life
   You: This is a disgusting waste of time that will no doubt be more popular than twitter or tits.
   Stranger: meglo is that you
   You: Who is meglo?
   Stranger: i’ll taketits over some faggot any day

   #7 | Comment by mith — April 2, 2009 @ 1:40 am

8. 

   Connecting to server…
   Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
   You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
   Stranger: 🙂
   You: oh hai
   Stranger: do you consider yourself an artist?
   You: i use math to create art. 1 lazytown episode + 2 tissues = 8 hours of sleep.
   You: and 0 conversation, apparently.
   Stranger: =)))))

   #8 | Comment by yesyesyall — April 2, 2009 @ 1:54 am

9. 

   bAHBAHJHAHAHAH

   You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
   Stranger: hi
   You: oh hai
   Stranger: are you one of those people that ask for pictures
   You: no
   Stranger: ok
   You: do you shoot ropes?
   Stranger: what?
   Your conversational partner has disconnected.

   #9 | Comment by yesyesyall — April 2, 2009 @ 2:13 am

10. 

    You: hi
    Stranger: HRM
    You: HRG!
    You: he’s right behind you!
    Stranger: HHHMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
    Stranger: oh fuck
    Stranger: gotta get out of here

    #10 | Comment by Eric — April 2, 2009 @ 2:20 am

11. 

    Connecting to server…
    Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
    You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    Stranger: hi
    You: yo
    Stranger: I think I’m in love with you
    You: i put on my wizard hat and robe
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.

    #11 | Comment by Nobody — April 2, 2009 @ 2:30 am

12. 

    ok last one then i’ll shut up. i just like the way it ended.

    Connecting to server…
    You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    You: praise jesus.
    Stranger: yo!
    You: jesus saves
    Stranger: Praise the devel:)
    You: have you been saved?
    Stranger: No=( kan you save me?
    You: would you like to eat hayden panetierre’s asshole?
    Stranger: yes thank you
    You: you are saved.
    You: our work is done here.
    Stranger: I dont feel saved?
    You: we did it together.
    You: ok i’ll throw in kristen stewart.
    You: will those two assholes suffice?
    Stranger: yes do that my friend
    Stranger: maybe , I`m no sure
    Stranger: not*
    You: and just to top it off, you can blow justin from dontlinkthis.
    Stranger: serious?
    You: yes. he’s ready.
    Stranger: bring him in
    You: less than two minutes.
    You: done.
    Stranger: thanks 🙂

    #12 | Comment by yesyesyall — April 2, 2009 @ 2:43 am

13. 

    Connecting to server…
    You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    Stranger: Edward?
    You: penis penis penis penis penis
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.

    #13 | Comment by jinjang — April 2, 2009 @ 2:58 am

14. 

    Connecting to server…
    Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
    You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    Stranger: .
    You: gotta rash that won’t go away…
    Stranger: are you from?
    You: ointment? or coca butter/
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.

    #14 | Comment by Smiley — April 2, 2009 @ 3:06 am

15. 

    i am sooo sorry for spamming but i just love this.

    You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    Stranger: hi
    You: oh hai
    Stranger: sup
    You: not much dwag. aw sheeeit i be crackin and mackin, eatin me some reeeeibs and relaxin G./
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.

    #15 | Comment by yesyesyall — April 2, 2009 @ 4:03 am

16. 

    Thank you 13

    #16 | Comment by Kewtr — April 2, 2009 @ 4:44 am

17. 

    Odd little site. It’s like discovering Yahoo Chat for the first time again.

    #17 | Comment by cobalt — April 2, 2009 @ 5:19 am

18. 

    Connecting to server…
    Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
    You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    You: asl
    Stranger: do you have an xbox360
    You: yup
    Stranger: do you have live
    You: yup
    You: cod4?
    Stranger: do you have call of duty 4
    You: Hell yeah
    Stranger: wat rank r u
    You: gone through it 3 times now.
    You: 42
    You: u?
    Stranger: 3rd preistage 42
    You: wow… same as me
    Stranger: 10th preistage 55
    You: wow…
    Stranger: im 10th priestage 55
    You: no life or what?
    Stranger: i no it sounds sad
    Stranger: but i played for 6 months
    You: it’s ok. I would be there if I was better
    Stranger: but had 20days
    Stranger: lol
    Stranger: wat gun u use
    Stranger: wats ur xboxlive name
    You: p90
    You: bffire11
    Stranger: and i use a skorpion
    Stranger: u no the oldskool web
    You: do you like the new one?
    Stranger: wep
    Stranger: wat world at war
    You: nope
    You: yeh
    Stranger: i like zombie mode
    Stranger: do you
    You: it’s ok
    Stranger: wat do you prefer
    You: cod 4
    Stranger: same
    You: of half life
    Stranger: how old r u
    You: with the specialists mod
    You: 21
    Stranger: cool
    You: you?
    Stranger: im 15
    Stranger: ill add you
    Stranger: add me aswell
    Stranger: my one is called
    Stranger: the cyberkill
    You: cool. I dated a girl your age. Was weird. and broke up when I found out she was young/
    You: sweet
    You: I will look for you
    Stranger: lol
    Stranger: kk
    Stranger: add me as a mate
    You: email?
    You: brookeharman@gmail.com
    Stranger: no xbox lie
    You: im a lesbian if you haven’t figured that out yet.
    Stranger: r u
    You: yeah
    Stranger: your a woman
    You: yup
    You: any problem adding a women to cod 4
    Stranger: so you havent got an xbox
    Stranger: nah
    Stranger: no
    You: I have one, and rock the shit out of it.
    You: lol
    You: I wish I was a guy 🙂
    Stranger: have you ever fingered your self
    Stranger: yer
    Stranger: wanking
    You: uh.. yeah
    Stranger: everyday
    You: have you ever masterbated?
    Stranger: wat does it feel like to be fingered or having sex
    Stranger: yer
    Stranger: everyday
    Stranger: were you live
    You: montana
    Stranger: can i fuck you or finger you
    You: your a guy?
    Stranger: or lick you out
    Stranger: so
    Stranger: 1 off
    You: It would be weird. But im an open person
    Stranger: go on
    Stranger: i feel so horny
    You: you come up here, and I will let you.
    Stranger: ok
    Stranger: do rember i am 15
    Stranger: but my cock is big
    Stranger: remember
    Stranger: do u mind
    You: I never said anything about you fucking me… Fingering, and licking out.
    Stranger: ok
    You: thats it.
    You: you dirty boy!
    Stranger: lol
    Stranger: sorry
    You: do your parents know you talk to girls like this?
    Stranger: wat size tits you got
    Stranger: maybe
    You: 34c
    Stranger: your 21
    You: yup
    Stranger: do u care if i tlk to you like this
    Stranger: or do u like it
    You: I have a 8 ” cock. Im a tranny.
    You: do you stil want to eat me out?
    Stranger: no
    You: so why would I want a guy?
    You: Im not a tranny, or gave a dick. But why would I?
    You: goodnight. I was going to have chat sex with you. But your too slow.
    Stranger: sorry
    Stranger: i was playin the xbox
    You: queer
    You have disconnected.

    #18 | Comment by Regped — April 2, 2009 @ 5:36 am

19. 

    Stranger: can you teach
    You: teach sex?
    Stranger: meeee!!!
    You: just with my own mouth
    Stranger: yess sir
    You: on my own cock
    Stranger: mhh
    Stranger: sounds like heavan
    You: teehee
    Stranger: 🙂
    You: it is when i splodge in my mouth
    Stranger: yess
    You: saves me eating breakfast
    Stranger: i love it
    You: in da butt?
    Stranger: jk you probably raped someone already with this server
    You: yeh
    You: she was 12
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.

    #19 | Comment by Boo — April 2, 2009 @ 6:12 am

20. 

    I hate you for showing me this site.

    If the internet is to be believed, I just had a nice long chat with a 17 year old Australian chick. In reality, I’m sure it was a 55 year old fat naked freak from Columbus, OH.

    #20 | Comment by Rod Stiffington — April 2, 2009 @ 6:46 am

21. 

    Connecting to server…
    You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    You: do you love pedobear?
    Stranger: Is this the real life?
    Stranger: yes
    You: why?
    Stranger: because he fucks kids
    You: do you fuck kids?
    Stranger: no
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.

    Connecting to server…
    Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
    You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    Stranger: first one to disconnect wins
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.

    #21 | Comment by leach — April 2, 2009 @ 6:52 am

22. 

    this is the dumbest thing this sit has ever posted.

    #22 | Comment by Pirho — April 2, 2009 @ 6:58 am

23. 

    Nah, that site fucking rules, I like to see how long it takes “Stranger” to disconnect

    I have come to the conclusion it seems to be when you start to talk about small children

    But having sex with cats or dogs is fine.

    #23 | Comment by Boo — April 2, 2009 @ 7:15 am

24. 

    I think I was channeling BloodNinja:

    You: ASL!?
    Stranger: Hey toots.
    You: HI
    Stranger: 13/f/aus
    Stranger: wbu?
    You: 23/m/NL
    You: nice to meet you sugar tits!
    Stranger: THERES A NEW LITHUANIA?
    You: there’s always a new one!
    Stranger: Nice to meet you donkey shlong
    You: oh it’s on bitch
    Stranger: It’s so on
    Stranger: So. You like fuckin?
    You: it’s on like donkey shlong
    You: love fuckin.
    You: you liek it?
    Stranger: Yar
    You: harder!
    Stranger: You do know I’m a 13 year old girl you sick cunt?
    You: make sounds like pirate!
    Stranger: Arrrrrrrrr
    You: harder!
    Stranger: ARRRRRRRR
    You: good!
    You: it’s gettin hard now!
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.

    #24 | Comment by El Gigante — April 2, 2009 @ 8:24 am

25. 

    You: hi
    Stranger: hi
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.

    That was fun!

    #25 | Comment by Name (required) — April 2, 2009 @ 8:30 am

26. 

    You: Seriously
    You: What is this about
    Stranger: not you again
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.

    Olé

    #26 | Comment by Narumi — April 2, 2009 @ 9:23 am

27. 

    this is just too dumb!!!

    #27 | Comment by MacDaddy — April 2, 2009 @ 9:26 am

28. 

    Connecting to server…
    You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    Stranger: Hi! 🙂
    You: Hi Wanna cyber?
    Stranger: OK
    Stranger: Who are you?
    You: I’ve got blond hair, blue eyes, I work out a lot
    You: And I have a part time job delivering for Papa John’s in my Geo Storm.
    Stranger: You sound sexy.. I bet you want me in the back of your car..
    You: Maybe some other time. You should call up Papa John’s and make an order
    Stranger: Haha! OK
    Stranger: Hello! I’d like an extra-EXTRA large pizza just dripping with sauce.
    You: Well, first they would say, “Hello, this is Papa John’s, how may I help you”, then they tell you the specials, and then you would make your order. So that’s an X-Large. What toppings do you want?
    Stranger: I want everything, baby!
    You: Is this a delivery?
    Stranger: Umm…Yes
    Stranger: So you’re bringing the pizza to my house now? Cause I’m home alone… and I think I’ll take a shower…
    You: Good. It will take about fifteen minutes to cook, and then I’ll drive to your house.
    You: **pause**
    Stranger: I’m almost finished with my shower… Hurry up!
    You: You can’t hurry good pizza.
    You: I’m on my way now though
    You: **pause**
    Stranger: So you’re at my front door now.
    You: How did you know?
    You: I knock but you can’t hear me cause you’re in the shower. So I let myself in, and walk inside. I put the pizza down on your coffee table.
    You: Are you ready to get nasty, baby? I’m as hot as a pizza oven!
    Stranger: Oooohh yeah. I step out of the shower and I’m all wet and cold.
    Stranger: Warm me up baby
    You: So you’re still in the bathroom?
    Stranger: Yeah, I’m wrapping a towel around myself.
    You: I can no longer resist the pizza. I open the box and unzip my pants with my other hand. As I penetrate the gooey cheese, I moan in ecstacy. The mushrooms and Italian sausage are rough, but the sauce is deliciously soothing. I blow my load in seconds. As you leave the bathroom, I exit through the front door….
    Stranger: What the fuck?
    Stranger: You perverted piece of shit
    Stranger: Fuck

    Your conversational partner has disconnected.

    #28 | Comment by MacDaddy — April 2, 2009 @ 9:33 am

29. 

    Connecting to server…
    You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    You: penis cheese
    Stranger: Brazil devastationnnn
    Stranger: my penis 19 cm
    Stranger: lol
    You: recession exageration
    You: 19.5cm
    Stranger: you like?
    You: i would prefer 19 inches please
    Stranger: you gilr?
    You: yes
    You: and im semi hot for a geek
    You: pound my vag
    Stranger: you hot menseger
    Stranger: hot mail
    Stranger: MSN
    Stranger: ?
    You: haha not really
    You: IM A GUY AND YOU SUCKING MY DICK
    You: BUH BYYYEEEZ!
    Stranger: fia da put

    #29 | Comment by pevee — April 2, 2009 @ 9:46 am

30. 

    Connecting to server…
    You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    You: hello
    Stranger: hey
    You: we broke the rules!!!!
    Stranger: really?
    You: “hi!” is for nerds!
    Stranger: do you think they’ll catch us?
    You: I hope not
    You: I won’t tell if you don’t
    Stranger: what kind of punishment do people like us get?
    Stranger: i don’t want to go to jail. =/
    You: they lock us up for quite a while
    You: people like us anyway
    You: we’re scum
    Stranger: you got that right.
    You: What do we do now?
    Stranger: we need to cover our tracks.
    You: murder/suicide pact?
    You: or just delete our cookies?
    Stranger: suicide pact to be safe, imo.
    You: indeed
    You: I like the way you think!
    Stranger: have you got a preferable method of suicide?
    You: Something messy
    You: You?
    Stranger: i’ve always liked the noose myself, nice and dangly.
    You: oooooo dangly…..
    Stranger: yep
    You: They have to be onto us by now, no one ever talks THIS long
    You: We’ve set a goddamned record
    Stranger: we’re the masters of omegle
    You: yes, we own this shit
    You: people will pay us large sums of money for our vast knowledge
    Stranger: shotgun all the money
    You: blow it all on coke & hookers
    You: you’ve got to do it up right
    Stranger: i was thinking ice cream, but alright
    You: ok then, have it your way
    You: watch out for brain-freeze
    Stranger: thanks for the heads up!
    Stranger: my favourite flavour is pistachio
    Stranger: what’s yours?
    You: hey, that’s what Omegle BFFs are for
    You: Mint Chip
    Stranger: ooh, nice
    Stranger: that comes a close second for me.
    You have disconnected.

    #30 | Comment by yawn — April 2, 2009 @ 10:44 am

31. 

    Connecting to server…
    You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    You: come here often?
    Stranger: no
    You: i feel like we have a real connection
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.

    #31 | Comment by brb guys, bowflexin — April 2, 2009 @ 10:47 am

32. 

    last one, this guy was crazy

    You: A quadratic equation with real coefficients can have either one or two distinct real roots, or two distinct complex roots
    Stranger: Or do i have one thing in common. We’re both human.
    You: In this case the discriminant determines the number and nature of the roots. There are three cases
    You: how do you know im human?
    Stranger: There is an echo in here! There is an alcoholic drink made from malt and hops.
    Stranger: You know, i don’t know!
    Stranger: I know that.
    You: maybe im actually a computer….maybe i am omegle?
    Stranger: That is a body fluid that carries food and obtaining energy and vital substances from it.
    You: If the discriminant is negative, there are no real roots
    Stranger: There is an animal related to the bank.
    Stranger: An animal is a long winged oceanic bird.
    You: im not programmed for basic riddles
    Stranger: I not allowed to have a child, and here you are not!
    You: system overide
    Stranger: Biology is the principal extensor of the nervous system.
    Stranger: I wish i could jump out of the solar system.
    You: brb,, got to go bowflex
    You have disconnected.

    #32 | Comment by brb guys, bowflexin — April 2, 2009 @ 10:50 am

33. 

    Connecting to server…
    You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    You: sex sex sex
    Stranger: hi
    Stranger: hi
    You: in anus
    You: with little babies
    Stranger: yours?
    You: nope yours\
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.

    #33 | Comment by hayo — April 2, 2009 @ 11:20 am

34. 

    Stranger: hi thar ru girl?
    You: do u want me to be
    You: do u want me to be ur bitch?
    You: slappity slap that cock?
    You: cuz i will be
    You: i will be ur bitch mothafucka
    You: will u be my daddy?
    Stranger: fuck u im girl myself too

    #34 | Comment by bingo — April 2, 2009 @ 12:07 pm

35. 

    Stranger: hi
    You: hihihi
    Stranger: yes
    You: no
    Stranger: yes
    You: NO!!!
    Stranger: ………………….._,,-~’’’¯¯¯’’~-,,
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    Stranger: definatly YES

    #35 | Comment by bingo — April 2, 2009 @ 12:20 pm

36. 

    Stranger: cybersex?
    You: B2B?
    You: I rub my body in vaseline
    You: and get out my kiddie pool
    You: you start mixing the vanilla pudding in the pool
    Stranger: put one finger in your but
    Stranger: my dick is there
    You: i put in my horse tail buttplug and start matsturbating courageously
    You: i remember the grilled cheese we had warming in the microwave
    Stranger: cut you a finger
    You: i pull one apart and wrap the warm cheesy bread around you throbbing cock
    You: the motlen cheese runs down your shaft and mixes with your tangles pubic hair
    You: i check my email
    You: and order some low quality viagra
    Stranger: are you a female?
    You: them come back to the kidie pool
    Stranger: i am turned on
    You: how else do you think i got this dripping wet vagina
    Stranger: have you ever being fucked by a man?
    You: 27 men
    You: 8 women
    Stranger: i have mental illness, i live in fear, that´s make my the demon i am
    You: we can work with this
    You: you are wearing a demon outfit
    You: i grab you by the horns and thrust your face into my streamy ass crack
    Stranger: i just wanna rape someone
    You: i start to fart all over your face
    Stranger: i choke you
    Stranger: but cut my face
    You: the lack of oxygen turns me on
    You: i lick up you AIDS infesed blood
    Stranger: so you can kill wherever you want
    Stranger: ok i rest in peace
    Stranger: do you want me to be your lover
    You: i roll onto my back and start to piss in my own mouth
    Stranger: ?
    Stranger: i smack your face
    Stranger: look in your eyes
    Stranger: and say
    You: after swishing the urine around for a while I deeply kiss you and pass the wad into our mouth
    Stranger: ” am not afraid ” i will make you suffer
    You: i pull out a knife and make a small slit in your stomach
    You: which i start to vigourously fuck with my giant strap on
    Stranger: stop
    You: every thrust stabs into your intestines
    Stranger: i not feel anything
    You: “Stop” is no the safe word
    Stranger: i will not hurt you
    You: i bend down and bite off your left testicle
    Stranger: i think youve never being fuck with love
    You: then i rip off you penis and start to shove it in and out of your own ass
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.

    #36 | Comment by Dirk — April 2, 2009 @ 1:23 pm

37. 

    Connecting to server…
    Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
    You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    You: I wish I was a little bit taller
    Stranger: i wish i was a baller
    You: I wish I had a girl who looked good, I would call her.
    Stranger: i wish i had a rabbit with a bat and hat and a 64 impala
    You: I wish I was like six foot nine so I could get with Leoshi cause she don’t know me but yo she’s really fine.
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.

    #37 | Comment by Nobody — April 2, 2009 @ 1:46 pm

38. 

    Connecting to server…
    Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
    You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    You: hi
    Stranger: hi
    You: Smith isn’t a creative name for hotel registration.
    Stranger: smith is the most common sirname.
    Stranger: fuck creativity, aslong as you don’t sound like a rapist.
    You: Scientists have discovered that foods can be addictive!
    Stranger: why havn’t i heard
    Stranger: it should be all over the news no?
    Stranger: i thought i was weird. an outkast.
    You: Most of us remember where we were when we heard about major tragedies.
    Stranger: i was masturbating when 911 happened. true.
    You: So are you a guy or a girl?
    Stranger: depends. what are YOU?
    You: I am not a what.
    Stranger: yes
    Stranger: you are
    You: May I ask you what gender you are? If you make very brief comments, it’s hard for me to follow you. Could you please use complete, longer sentences?
    Stranger: I could use longer sentances. But, you know, fuck you.
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.

    —
    Damn, people just can’t converse any longer.

    #38 | Comment by devnull — April 2, 2009 @ 2:09 pm

39. 

    This is the actual convo we had:
    Connecting to server…
    You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    You: hello
    Stranger: yes
    You: no
    Stranger: maybe
    You: no
    Stranger: yes
    You: no
    Stranger: no
    You: yes
    Stranger: maybe
    You: no
    Stranger: no
    You: yes
    Stranger: yes
    You: no
    Stranger: no
    You: yes
    Stranger: yes
    You: no
    Stranger: no
    You: yes
    Stranger: yes
    You: no
    Stranger: no
    You: yes
    Stranger: yes
    You: no
    Stranger: no
    You: yes
    Stranger: yes
    You: no
    Stranger: no
    You: yes
    Stranger: yes
    You: no
    Stranger: no
    You: yes
    Stranger: yes
    You: no
    Stranger: no
    You: yes
    Stranger: yes
    You: no
    Stranger: no
    You: yes
    Stranger: yes
    Stranger: no
    You: no
    Stranger: yes
    You: yes
    Stranger: no
    You: no
    Stranger: yes
    You: yes
    You: no
    Stranger: no
    Stranger: yes
    You: yes
    You: no
    Stranger: no
    Stranger: yes
    You: yes
    You: no
    Stranger: np
    You: yes
    You: no
    You: yes
    You: no
    Stranger: yes
    You: yes
    Stranger: no
    You: no
    Stranger: no
    You: yes
    Stranger: no
    Stranger: no
    You: no
    Stranger: no
    Stranger: no
    Stranger: no
    Stranger: no
    Stranger: no
    Stranger: no
    Stranger: no
    Stranger: no
    Stranger: no
    Stranger: no
    Stranger: no
    Stranger: no
    Stranger: no
    Stranger: no
    You: MAKE IT STOP!!!!
    Stranger: no
    Stranger: no
    Stranger: no
    Stranger: no
    You: yes.
    Stranger: no
    Stranger: what is your name ?
    Stranger: is it rob ?
    Stranger: rob collins ?
    You: yes
    Stranger: hello rob !
    You: yes?
    Stranger: its josh !
    You: yes!
    Stranger: pinecones ?!
    You: no
    Stranger: yes
    You: no
    Stranger: perhaps
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.

    #39 | Comment by Ricochet — April 2, 2009 @ 2:20 pm

40. 

    Stranger: Yo do you like dogs?
    You: i like eating them
    Stranger: Yeaah fun me too!
    Stranger: With ketchup? 😮
    You: no i jack off on it for flavor
    Stranger: POWNED!
    You: ………………….._,,-~’’’¯¯¯’’~-,,
    ………………..,-‘’ ; ; ;_,,—,,_ ; ;’’-,…………………………….._,,,—,,_
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    ……………….’, ; ; ‘-, ,-~’’ ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ;’’-, , , , , ,’ ; |
    …………………’, ; ;,’’ ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ;’-, , ,-‘ ;,-‘
    ………………….,’-‘ ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ;’’-‘ ;,,-‘
    ………………..,’ ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ;__ ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ‘-,’
    ………………,-‘ ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ;,-‘’¯: : ’’-, ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; _ ; ; ; ; ;’,
    ……………..,’ ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ;| : : : : : ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ,-‘’¯: ¯’’-, ; ; ;’,
    …………….,’ ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ‘-,_: : _,-‘ ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; | : : : : : ; ; ; |
    ……………,’ ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ¯¯ ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ;’-,,_ : :,-‘ ; ; ; ;|
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    ……………………………………………’’-,, ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ;’’~-,,
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    ………………………………………………………’’~-‘’_ , , ,,’,_/–
    Stranger: Noël vaincra!.
    You have disconnected.

    #40 | Comment by Mayhen — April 2, 2009 @ 3:38 pm

41. 

    You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    You: go do your homework
    Stranger: i love chocolate
    You: im sure you do love eating shit
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.

    #41 | Comment by Mayhen — April 2, 2009 @ 4:08 pm

42. 

    I love this site.

    Connecting to server…
    You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    You: Im drunk. Im warning you now.
    Stranger: cool
    You: Is it wrong to drink 2 bottles of wine in the afternoon ?
    Stranger: no, its great
    You: Its making me paranoid.
    Stranger: watch out, im behind you
    You: Are you Chris Hansen ?
    Stranger: no
    Stranger: im YOUR MOTHEr!
    You: My mom’s dead. Are you a zombie ?
    Stranger: Sure
    You: Awesome. Ive been waiting for a zombie attack.
    You: Let me get my shotgun.
    You: and my lube.
    Stranger: you only can shot me, but cant kill me
    You: I don’t need to kill you. I just need to blow your appendages off. So I can fuck your skull.
    Stranger: you cant do this too
    Stranger: you will be die
    Stranger: die slow motherfucker
    Stranger: AHAHAHAHAhA
    You: I can. I just blew a load in youreardrum.
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.

    #42 | Comment by Rod Stiffington — April 2, 2009 @ 4:17 pm

43. 

    Also – note to self. It is hard to type and read when you really are drunk at 4:00 pm in the afternoon.

    #43 | Comment by Rod Stiffington — April 2, 2009 @ 4:19 pm

44. 

    Hahaha, you guys must be making some of these up. Or else you’re all talking to one another!

    #44 | Comment by cobalt — April 2, 2009 @ 4:20 pm

45. 

    Weird. This guy knows Justin:

    Stranger: HI
    You:
    Hi
    You: Do you know Justin ?
    Stranger: where are you from?
    Stranger: yes
    You: You do ?
    Stranger: is a homessexual
    Stranger: *his
    You: Definately. He has a beard named Angelbaby.
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.

    #45 | Comment by Rod Stiffington — April 2, 2009 @ 4:21 pm

46. 

    Connecting to server…
    You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    Stranger: *looks around the corner*
    You: penis penis penis penis penis
    Stranger: where?
    You: coca butter
    Stranger: no butter please
    You: what what up my butt
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.

    #46 | Comment by devnull — April 2, 2009 @ 4:22 pm

47. 

    Stranger: hey
    You: hi where are you
    Stranger: good
    Stranger: You down with OPP?
    You: you know me
    Stranger: YEEEAAAH
    You: well not really but I know POP
    Stranger: FFFUUUUUUUU
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.

    #47 | Comment by Azerin — April 2, 2009 @ 5:00 pm

48. 

    You: hi nigger
    Stranger: What is the time?
    Stranger: :p
    You: 5 pm do u know where ur children are?
    You: lol
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.

    #48 | Comment by nick — April 2, 2009 @ 5:03 pm

49. 

    I think Omegle has been crashed. Shocking. I was just about to open a conversation with “Will you take a look at my rash ?”

    #49 | Comment by Rod Stiffington — April 2, 2009 @ 5:13 pm

50. 

    there are a lot of good ones here:
    http://omegle.tumblr.com/

    #50 | Comment by thesuit — April 2, 2009 @ 5:50 pm

51. 

    lol heres my first conversation:

    Connecting to server…
    You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    You: hi
    Stranger: i love chocolate
    You: i, i have a problem can i tell you my problem?
    Stranger: of course
    Stranger: ..
    You: you see I live by this preschool, and when I see the little children playing in the sand I become aroused and without knowing it I masturbate in plain sight, it feels so good to make a fantasy of a tiny child performing oral sex on you while you carve your name in her back with a burnt coat hanger.

    Sometimes I like to imagine cutting open their sides and pulling their kidneys out, and making them eat their own organs, try it, you will have no better orgasm than to the thought of screaming children
    You: what can i do??
    You: it feels so good
    Stranger: lol
    You: if you were me, would you stop? or continue?
    Stranger: do it
    Stranger: or not
    You: i like you, your encouragement arouses me
    Stranger: ….
    You: are you a young girl or boy?
    Stranger: i’m here for that
    Stranger: i’m a boy
    Stranger: a little boy
    Stranger: grrrrr
    Stranger: lol
    You: would you like to give me a webcam show, i would love to see your pecker
    Stranger: §§§
    Stranger: nn i, dnt want
    You: yes you do
    Stranger: sorry
    You: do it
    Stranger: okok
    Stranger: i do
    You: i want to cream to you naked
    You: would you be offended if i were masturbating right now?
    Stranger: my msn vatefairfoutre@hotmail.fr
    You: fr, france?
    Stranger: yes
    Stranger: :noel:
    You: mmm frech are the best whores ever
    Stranger: grrrrr
    You: get on your knees and scream les tomates!
    Stranger: lol
    You: then i will make a video and send it to your country officials and laugh at how pathetic you were
    Stranger: can you speak french plzzzzz
    You: non monsieur, i would prefere to berate you in english
    Stranger: lol ok
    You: have you ever seen a 14 year old girl masturbate?
    Stranger: nn i dnt want to see
    You: I have, http://dontlinkthis.net/nsfw/ check out psycho girl, its hot
    You: she fingers herself to a guy named matt, its so arousing
    You: your tempted, you know you are, just do it, and click the video psycho girl
    Stranger: nn
    Stranger: négatif v’voyer
    You: then tell me how it feels, i wanna know how it feels when you masturbate to an under age girl
    You: do eeet
    Stranger: vatefairfoutre
    You: have you ever wondered if it would feel good to cut a large hole in your grandmothers stomach and stick your cock in her? do you think the stomach acids would tickle?
    You: have you ever wanted to stop on a cats head and then fuck it in the eye?
    Stranger: nn
    You: yes you do, you lier
    Stranger: and you have you ever do that????
    Stranger: ???
    You: no, but once i doused a cat in gasoline and lit it on fire, and when it stopped moving, i picked it up and started eating its charred flesh
    Stranger: hum
    You: I live in canada, were allowed to do crazy things like that, and i love it
    You: describe yourself to me
    Stranger: nn
    You: yes
    You: please
    Stranger: lol
    You: tell me your hair colour, your eyes, your height, your weight, and your favourite things to do
    You: and your age
    Stranger: a fucking cray canadian
    Stranger: crazy
    You: talk to me like that, call me names, call me a sociopath
    You: do you like having orgasms? i do, it feels so good, especially when the person talks dirty to you, so please talk dirty to me
    Stranger: you like that
    Stranger: intéressant
    Stranger: voyer?????
    You: tell me your age, please
    Stranger: i’m 24
    Stranger: and????
    You: oh, your fucking old, i thought you were a child, fuck off
    You have disconnected.

    #51 | Comment by Millard Fillm0re — April 2, 2009 @ 5:52 pm

52. 

    Connecting to server…
    You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    Stranger: let’s have a deep conversation. what do you want to talk about?]
    You: well, i dont like making decisions, what do you want to talk about?
    Stranger: let’s start with evolution
    Stranger: what are your thoughts?
    You: oh, good, im glad your not one of those religious fuckers who believe god will save them and theres a heaven, cuz man i hate religous pricks, buncha fuckin’ hypocrits, everyone who believes in a greater being who created them should be castrated and burned alive
    You: their almost as bad as niggers, or muslims, eww muslims
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.

    #52 | Comment by Millard Fillm0re — April 2, 2009 @ 5:59 pm

53. 

    You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    You: listen i have child porn movies, you in?
    Stranger: how much ?
    You: 7 DVDs
    You: menus and all
    Stranger: price ?
    You: special features include
    You: me railing a 3 year old
    You: $200
    Stranger: ok , gimme your account number
    You: meet me at the corner of Dundas and clearance
    Stranger: any animals involved ?
    You: okay acocunt number 93673897
    You: no man, thats fucking sick!
    You: animals…wtf?
    Stranger: oh…sorry I didn’t know….
    You: yeah
    You: know it!
    Stranger: but let me ask. Didn’t you EVER felt urge to fuck a fluffy angora bunny ?
    Stranger: or a helpless kitty ?
    You: no, just a sexy child
    You: MMMMmmMMM!
    You: love that tight smooth beaver
    Stranger: how old do you prefer ?
    You: 9 is max
    Stranger: dirty 12 ? sexy 2 ?
    You: once you hit double digits, gross
    Stranger: sexy gothic 2 year old sucky sucky
    Stranger: i want it
    Stranger: now
    You: okay, wel you have my account number, hit me up with the money, I’ll fed ex you the dvds
    You: deal?
    Stranger: deal
    You: Oh shit! I just came
    Stranger: i’ve got erection
    You: my fetish is talking to strangers about swaping child porn for money
    Stranger: but i never came 🙁
    You: man that was hot

    #53 | Comment by DannyWay — April 2, 2009 @ 6:01 pm

54. 

    wow, lol, the internet isn’t just for porn anymore! lol, it seems religion is the main offender in these conversations

    Connecting to server…
    You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    You: hey
    Stranger: hya
    You: what made you come to omegle?
    You: dontlinkthis.net interested me in this website
    Stranger: to warn people about brazilians
    Stranger: they eat people
    You: eww brazilians, brazilians are discusting, almost as discusting as weman, man a womans place is in the kitchen, period.
    Stranger: geez, they eat people!
    Stranger: i can’t believe it!
    You: i hate weman, so wet and nasty, but warm hard cock in your ass is nice, especially if its from a 12 year old boy who is just experimenting with his sexuallity
    You: are you 12?
    You: and a young boy?
    Stranger: uhh, no
    You: who can get an erection?
    You: what are you then?
    Stranger: i don’t eat people
    Stranger: …
    You: so your not brazilian, that narrows it down to a large number of prick faced nationalties
    You: god is a whore, hes not real
    Stranger: but
    You: i hope you die knowing that
    Stranger: my life is all about god
    Stranger: …
    You: well, then your life is a lie
    Stranger: you fucked up my day
    Stranger: thank you
    You: well, i hope i fucked up your fat wife too
    Stranger: but brazilians eat people
    Stranger: keep that in mind
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.

    #54 | Comment by Millard Fillm0re — April 2, 2009 @ 6:05 pm

55. 

    Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
    You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    You: hi
    Stranger: HEY
    Stranger: DO YOU HAVE A SHAMWOW
    You: OF COURSE
    You: IT REALLY WORKS
    Stranger: SHIT DUDE
    Stranger: IM VINCE
    Stranger: NICE
    Stranger: YOU KNOW?
    Stranger: FROM SHAMWOW?
    Stranger: I BEAT UP A WHORE
    You: HEY VINCE
    Stranger: GO ME
    You: THOUGHT YOU WERE IN JAIL
    Stranger: NIGGER
    You: oh dear
    Stranger: IM FUCKING VINCE
    Stranger: I HAVE A FUCKING COMPUTER IN MY HEAD
    Stranger: YOU FAT PIECE OF SHIT
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.

    #55 | Comment by nerima — April 2, 2009 @ 6:10 pm

56. 

    sorry for the ascii spam.

    Connecting to server…
    You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    You: cuanto cuesta ocho bananas?
    Stranger: ocho reales !
    Stranger: ……………………………………………………………………….,-~~”””’~~–,,_
    …………………………………………………………………………,-~”-,:::::::::::::::::::”-,
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    ……………………………………………………………………(_”~-‘: : : :::o: : : :o: : :
    …………………………………………………………………….”’~-,|: : : : : : ~—‘: : : :,’–NEVER GONNA GIVE YOU UP
    ………………………………………………………………………..|,: : : : : :-~~–: : ::/ –NEVER GONNA LET YOU DOWN!
    ……………………………………………………………………,-”’:: :’~,,_: : : : : _,-‘
    ………………………………………………………………__,-‘;;;;;:”-,: : : :’~—~”/|
    ………………………………………………………__,-~”;;;;;;/;;;;;;;: :: : :____/: :’,__
    ……………………………………………,-~~~””_;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;’,. .”-,:|:::::::|. . |;;;;”-,__
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    ………………………………………,-”;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;’,: : |__|. . .|;;;;;;;;;,’;;|
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    ……………..,’ ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ;| : : : : : ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ,-‘’¯: ¯’’-, ; ; ;’,
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    Stranger: pedobear *-*
    Stranger: rick>pedobear
    Stranger: !
    You: I don’t know what it is, I just copied it.
    Stranger: its an bear that is michael jackson like
    Stranger: he likes childrens to sex
    You: bears will do that
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.

    #56 | Comment by j — April 2, 2009 @ 6:14 pm

57. 

    bleh rickroll didn’t come out right, feel free to delete that and this comment.

    #57 | Comment by j — April 2, 2009 @ 6:15 pm

58. 

    Connecting to server…
    You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    You: yo
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.

    #58 | Comment by MIK — April 2, 2009 @ 6:16 pm

59. 

    time to redeem myself with a good post

    Connecting to server…
    You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    Stranger: yo
    You: hi
    Stranger: you have ruind my life
    You: I did not mean to
    Stranger: if you leave i will kill my self
    You: lets have a race
    Stranger: at what?
    You: see who can disconnect the fastest!
    You: I win!
    You have disconnected.

    #59 | Comment by j — April 2, 2009 @ 7:03 pm

60. 

    You: HI
    Stranger: Howdy
    Stranger: How are you?
    You: HOWDY COWBOY
    You: U EVER MADE LOVE TO A MAN’
    Stranger: …..
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.

    #60 | Comment by nick — April 2, 2009 @ 7:21 pm

61. 

    Stranger: Pam or Karen
    You: peanut butter or jam?
    Stranger: I don’t have time for this, pick one
    You: peanut karen!
    You: pamjam…yeah, that has a better ring to it
    You: I’d love me some pamjam
    You: GIVE ME SOME PAMJAM NOW!
    You: mmm…pamjam
    Stranger: You fucking flat-chested cocksucking spastic horsefucker
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.

    #61 | Comment by BongoClown — April 2, 2009 @ 7:52 pm

62. 

    lol, bongo i guess your “stranger” didn’t like you, and you didn’t even have to attack other races or religions, man your good.

    #62 | Comment by Millard Fillm0re — April 2, 2009 @ 8:51 pm

63. 

    Connecting to server…
    Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
    You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    Stranger: Oscar buzz?
    You: yes!
    Stranger: Are you serious?!?!
    You: im only ever serious when im not wearing pants
    You: which is now!
    Stranger: Dude no way!
    You: lucky for you
    Stranger: Very lucky for me.
    You: oh fuck I’m bleeding from the eye of my dick again god dammit
    You: do you have a cream?
    You: or some kind of medicinal herb
    Stranger: Ouch, not so lucky. I do have cream. Do you want me to rub it on you?
    You: hmm maybe
    You: is it applied via the anus?
    Stranger: Of course you do.
    You: if not then no
    You: I’m totally cream free except for my anus
    Stranger: I’ll apply it there as well.
    You: and possibly the backs of my knees
    Stranger: Anywhere you want baby.
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.

    —-

    This is possibly the greatest thing ever.

    #63 | Comment by Asmerith — April 2, 2009 @ 10:05 pm

64. 

    Connecting to server…
    You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    Stranger: hi
    You: i’m black
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.

    #64 | Comment by ohmy — April 2, 2009 @ 10:12 pm

65. 

    Connecting to server…
    You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    You: you lost the game
    Stranger: FUCK YOU
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.

    #65 | Comment by Theo — April 2, 2009 @ 10:15 pm

66. 

    Connecting to server…
    You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    Stranger: hi
    You: eat some nerds out of my butthole
    Stranger: what if i don’t want to?
    You: hmm fair enough
    Stranger: ok
    Stranger: thank you!
    You: what about out of the eye of my penis
    Stranger: no i don’t think so
    You: i could probably jam a few in then squeeze them back out, after some practice
    You: some might come with cheese!
    Stranger: no really
    Stranger: i think i’ll be ok
    You: ill give you a hint
    You: its not cheddar
    You: 9 out of 10 physicians recommend eating dick-cheese nerds twice a day
    Stranger: well i guess it’s better than you being brazilian
    You: whats wrong with brazilians
    Stranger: nothing
    You: ive only ever known one brazilian…actually come to think of it he was an asshole
    Stranger: they’re just everywhere
    You: its because their country is such a fucking hole
    You: they flee internationally]
    Stranger: yea
    Stranger: russians do that too
    You: vodka is for pussies
    Stranger: oh?
    You: you can tell them that from me
    Stranger: well i’m russian
    Stranger: so i don’t really need to tell anyone
    You: thats ok nobody’s perfect
    Stranger: so what do real people drink?
    You: urine mixed with dickcheese nerds
    Stranger: ah
    Stranger: i prefer my vodka
    You: nice segway back to the nerds ey?
    You: vodka with nerds?
    You: sans dick cheese?
    Stranger: no
    Stranger: just vodka
    You: boring
    You: personally I’m a rum drinker
    You: without nerds also
    Stranger: eh
    Stranger: rum is ok
    You: I save all the nerds for my penis and your vodka
    Stranger: haha
    Stranger: like i said
    Stranger: i prefer my vodka straight
    You: this is such a revealing chat
    You: I feel a bond growing between us
    You: are you sure you don’t want to eat nerds out of my butthole? because I’m kind of getting the feeling that you really do
    Stranger: haha
    Stranger: no no
    Stranger: i’m sure i don’t
    Stranger: but i feel the bond too!
    You: queer
    You have disconnected.

    #66 | Comment by Asmerith — April 2, 2009 @ 10:16 pm

67. 

    You: you lost the game
    Stranger: hi
    Stranger: ]u dike
    Stranger: i hate u
    You: so do i. thats what these pills are for
    Stranger: sorry lol wered u learn the game
    You: i went on a vision quest and my power animal told me about it
    Stranger: nice in my country its a very big secret
    You: which country is that?
    Stranger: i only no cause i work in the gorverment
    Stranger: and usa
    Stranger: lol
    You: usa eh?
    Stranger: yeah wat one u in?
    You: lichtenstein
    Stranger: and were is that
    You: europe
    Stranger: oh intresting
    You: not really
    You: id rather be in nyc
    Stranger: i no im trying to be nice
    You: so am i. the last guy only got four lines before i started with the dead baby jokes
    Stranger: lmao nice
    You: how do you stop a baby falling down a manhole?
    Stranger: so….how old r u
    Stranger: how
    You: put a javelin through its head
    You: and im 16
    Stranger: lol nice guy? girl?
    You: girl
    You: u?
    Stranger: really and u no the game and dead baby jokes?
    Stranger: ur amazing and ima guy 15
    You: i have older brothers…
    Stranger: oh i gotta old sister
    Stranger: so…. hows life?
    You: im sorry i cant keep this up. i think you might legitimately be a fifteen year old kid and i’d feel bad unloading my sick mind onto you. there is no such thing as a 16 year old girl on the internet. you should know that.
    You have disconnected.

    #67 | Comment by Rob78Gr — April 2, 2009 @ 10:22 pm

68. 

    Got this pic during my third conversation:

    http://img517.imageshack.us/my.php?image=1225873956379.jpg

    #68 | Comment by Huron — April 2, 2009 @ 10:49 pm

69. 

    Connecting to server…
    You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    Stranger: hi
    You: hi
    Stranger: whre u frrom
    You: i got a bot last time\
    You: the usa
    Stranger: same
    Stranger: good
    You: you?
    Stranger: same
    Stranger: everyone else is from brazil
    You: really
    You: brazilian womens?
    Stranger: thats what i keep getting
    Stranger: idk
    You: do you ejaculate on their face?
    You: KABOOOOOOOM SPLOW
    You: skeeeeeeeeet
    You: fap fap
    Stranger: welll considering im a girl
    You: oh i highly doubt that
    Stranger: i bet you do
    You: girls arent allowed on the intronets
    Stranger: so true
    Stranger: shh
    You: hah
    You: prove it to me
    You: i have penis, so i dont lie
    Stranger: i have boobs so i dont lie
    You: guys have boobs
    You: some are larger than others
    Stranger: if your fat
    Stranger: im not
    Stranger: and im a girl
    You: my penis is so fat it has boobs omgs
    Stranger: YES!
    You: yes what?
    Stranger: idk
    You: alright then
    Stranger: why type of music you listen to?
    You: would you like to have sex now? i think we had enough small talk
    Stranger: sure
    You: alright lets go
    Stranger: k
    You: k im done thanks
    Stranger: same
    Stranger: bye
    Stranger: k
    Stranger: ur stil here
    Stranger: im still here
    You: when you have birth to my intoxicated baby make sure you toss it in a dumpster, i dont like kids thanks k bye

    #69 | Comment by Hus — April 2, 2009 @ 11:00 pm

70. 

    @68

    That’s a girl called “loli-chan”. I can guarantee you that you weren’t talking to who you thought you were.

    Omegle raids are all the rage on /b/ right now (and probably how it made it’s way here…) so I wouldn’t expect any legitimate conversations to come out of it for quite a while.

    #70 | Comment by Anonymous — April 3, 2009 @ 12:23 am

71. 

    You: hey
    Stranger: pussy
    You: aww, ur sweet
    You: 🙂
    Stranger: yea pussy
    You: i love these sweet little nothings
    You: let me guess, is this pedobear?
    Stranger: no its pussy
    You: lindsay lohan?
    You: wow!
    You: im such a fan!
    Stranger: no just pussy
    You: cat dolls?
    Stranger: yea pussy
    You: you know me all to well
    Stranger: pussy!
    You: aww ur making me blush
    Stranger: I confused
    You: about what?
    You: its our thing!
    You: you call me a pussy, i get all shy
    You: i think its cute
    Stranger: ok pussy

    #71 | Comment by bubbamac — April 3, 2009 @ 12:30 am

72. 

    You: change one letter
    You: drop
    Stranger: hey
    You: try again
    Stranger: wot
    Stranger: wat
    You: wit
    Stranger: wut
    You: cut
    Stranger: cot
    You: rot
    Stranger: rat
    You: fat
    Stranger: gat
    You: gas
    Stranger: has
    You: hat
    Stranger: ham
    You: ram
    Stranger: rim
    You: rid
    Stranger: rod
    You: nod
    Stranger: god
    You: got
    Stranger: hot
    You: hat
    Stranger: hit
    You: dammit i used that already
    You: you win
    You: start over?
    Stranger: hooray
    Stranger: ok
    You: drop
    Stranger: drip
    You: grip
    Stranger: grop
    You: grop?
    You: whats a grop?
    Stranger: it’s the abbreviated version of grope
    You: lol
    You: ok
    You: prop
    Stranger: plop
    You: plod
    Stranger: prod
    You: prOn 🙂
    You: (hey if you can use grop…)
    Stranger: haha it’s fine
    Stranger: whatever you win
    You: 🙂
    Stranger: i can’t think of anything at this time
    You: thats because pr0n beats all 😀
    Stranger: sure does

    #72 | Comment by birdboy — April 3, 2009 @ 2:07 am

73. 

    Connecting to server…
    You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    You: hi
    Stranger: u should leave
    You: okay
    You have disconnected.
    or send us feedback.

    #73 | Comment by S to the — April 3, 2009 @ 2:20 am

74. 

    Stranger: hey
    You: 😀
    Stranger: asl?
    You: hay is for horses
    You: you’re an asl
    Stranger: nou
    You: its naw
    You: 😛
    Stranger: nou
    You: nouw
    Stranger: wow.
    You: i like wow
    Stranger: u n3wf4g
    Stranger: same
    Stranger: im playing wow atm
    You: 😀
    Stranger: =]
    You: 58 hunter!
    Stranger: lol
    You: just started
    Stranger: 80dk 80sham =]
    Stranger: cool
    Stranger: i been playin for a while
    You: lol, first person not idiot is a wowhead

    #74 | Comment by wowhead — April 3, 2009 @ 3:35 am

75. 

    You: no
    Stranger: no
    You: why?
    Stranger: because no means no.
    You: does it?
    Stranger: unless i’m drunk.
    You: i think it means yes
    Stranger: I doubt it.
    You: are you sure
    Stranger: pretty sure.
    You: no, I don’t think you are
    Stranger: I think you are.
    You: i am…very. you?
    Stranger: high.
    You: low, around we go
    Stranger: circles.
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.

    #75 | Comment by wowhead — April 3, 2009 @ 3:38 am

76. 

    Stranger: i’m not you friend pal
    You: im not your pal buddy
    Stranger: i’m not your buddy guy
    You: im not your guy friend
    Stranger: im not your friend pal
    You: im not your pal buddy
    Stranger: iiiim not your budddy guy
    You: im not your guy friend

    #76 | Comment by dex — April 3, 2009 @ 6:12 am

77. 

    Stranger: hello
    You: i dont talk to strangers
    Stranger: i don”t belive u
    Stranger: if so why are u herer ?
    Stranger: lets throw a party!
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.

    #77 | Comment by dex — April 3, 2009 @ 6:21 am

78. 

    I could do this all night.

    Stranger: asl
    Stranger: do you play wow
    You: 12/f/FL
    Stranger: too young
    You: i mean 22/fFL
    Stranger: really?
    You: i wub wow
    Stranger: i wub you
    You: im a level 19 elf
    Stranger: srs?

    #78 | Comment by dex — April 3, 2009 @ 6:27 am

79. 

    You: 4?
    You: its 3:42
    Stranger: 4am
    You: zomg you are in the future
    Stranger: it’s 6am here
    Stranger: lol
    You: whats it like in the future
    You: have robots taken over?
    Stranger: it’s teh awesome
    Stranger: yes
    You: are they all summer glau?
    Stranger: pretty much
    You: that would be rad
    Stranger: except the robots are all gay
    Stranger: and jewish
    You: AH DAMN
    Stranger: so they have to keep kosher
    Stranger: while they fuck u in the ass
    You: i knew we shouldnt have killed hitler

    #79 | Comment by dex — April 3, 2009 @ 6:44 am

80. 

    Stranger: hey hows it going? 22/f/wy here
    You: yeah right
    Stranger: im bored, looking at how to get a free computer at http://traceurl.com/go/624/freelaptop you should check it out
    You: oh geez
    You: free computer wee
    Stranger: well, this was fun :/ hope you have a wonderful day. bye
    You: BLAH BLAH
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.

    #80 | Comment by dex — April 3, 2009 @ 7:04 am

81. 

    Connecting to server…
    Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
    You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    You: asl
    Stranger: 16/f/ny
    You: nice
    You: are ur parents home?
    Stranger: no
    You: nice
    You: sould you be offended if i were masturbating right now
    Stranger: what
    You: would you be offended if i was chokin it?
    You: ???
    Stranger: you the type of dude that jerks off in a cowboy hat on monday mornings while paying your phone bill?
    You: no in a baseball cap
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.
    or send us feedback.

    #81 | Comment by Boy1 — April 3, 2009 @ 8:14 am

82. 

    Connecting to server…
    You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    Stranger: hey
    Stranger: want to role play?
    You: hola
    You: role play?
    Stranger: its fun!
    You: whut?
    You: ok
    Stranger: we play out sexi things.
    Stranger: I’m stacie btw.
    Stranger: you are?
    You: im fat bob
    Stranger: hehe funny name.
    You: oh i thought ud like it
    Stranger: so, you come over to where I’m baby sitting.
    Stranger: you’re not meant to be there but I invited you over.
    You: i ring the doorbell
    Stranger: hey, wanna come in and have some fun?
    Stranger: I’m so horny
    You: sure…..
    You: i place the six pack on the coffee table
    You: “lets watch some football”
    You: !!
    Stranger: i pull you onto the chair in the living room and start licking your neck.
    You: i start sweating
    Stranger: don’t get nervious I’ve done this before, we wont get caught.
    You: realizing it was the nachos and the jalapeno pepers
    You: i run to the toilet
    Stranger: I follow you in and catch you with your pants down.
    Stranger: wow you’re big.
    Stranger: im wet just looking at you.
    You: “oh im sorry”
    You: i lift up my stomach
    You: to reveal something much smaller
    Stranger: its ok.
    Stranger: we start making out and feeling eachother up.
    You: it starts smelling…..
    You: im im sorry
    You: i shouldnt have eaten those rotten nachos
    Stranger: its ok.
    Stranger: I think I’m ready to do it now. I’m so so horny.
    Stranger: want it doggy?
    You: i flush the toilet
    You: i walk out into the living room
    You: and have some beer
    You: you want one?
    You: i ask as i fix my toupee
    Stranger: but not before I can grab a handful of shit. I stick it in your face and shove my cock up your ass. “call me Daddy you little gay” I scream at you. then you start crying and I lick the shitty tears from your face while I blow my load on your hairy nipples.
    Stranger: that was so hot.
    You: then u wake up from ur dream
    You: released i was still fat bob….
    Stranger: it wasn’t a dream….
    You: sitting next to you
    You: eating some nachos
    Stranger: exactly….
    Stranger: entensity?
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.

    #82 | Comment by fat bob — April 3, 2009 @ 9:27 am

83. 

    Stranger: oi
    You: hey
    You: do you know finger style?
    Stranger: no
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.

    #83 | Comment by roscoe — April 3, 2009 @ 9:48 am

84. 

    You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    You: hello stranger
    Stranger: hello you
    You: it’s good to see you back again
    Stranger: missed you
    You: how long has it been?
    Stranger: a lifetime
    You: seems like a mighty long time
    Stranger: can’t believe it myself
    Stranger: of all the internet site in all the world
    Stranger: you happen to be on this one
    You: we’ll always have google
    Stranger: good times
    You: please don’t treat me like you did before
    Stranger: im sorry
    Stranger: but it was sort of your fault
    You: how do you figure that?
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.

    #84 | Comment by roscoe — April 3, 2009 @ 9:55 am

85. 

    Connecting to server…
    You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    Stranger: hello?
    You: Yes We Can
    Stranger: so i was just talking to someone
    Stranger: and he was like, ASL, and i told him i was a guy
    Stranger: and he disconnected with the quickness
    You: you shouldn’t have lied
    Stranger: i didnt
    You have disconnected.

    #85 | Comment by Serious Lee — April 3, 2009 @ 10:43 am

86. 

    Connecting to server…
    You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    Stranger: hello
    You: so what happens now?
    Stranger: well
    Stranger: you tpe on the keyboard and hit enter
    Stranger: type*
    You: oh that sounds terrible
    Stranger: totally
    You: i don’t think i like this much at all
    You: what is the other option?
    Stranger: well the other option is you click disconnect and that’s that.
    You have disconnected.

    #86 | Comment by bwoop — April 3, 2009 @ 11:08 am

87. 

    Connecting to server…
    You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    Stranger: hey
    You: hello!
    Stranger: hows the weather?
    You: terrible
    You: im offended by your question
    Stranger: where are u from then?
    Stranger: why?
    You: if the weather was nicer, maybe i wouldn’t think your such a douchebag
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.

    #87 | Comment by bwoop — April 3, 2009 @ 11:14 am

88. 

    Connecting to server…
    You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    Stranger: hello
    You: my testicles feel like tupperware
    You: want to make sure they fart and are sealed right?
    Stranger: my head feels like its gone through a microwave
    You: sexy
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.

    #88 | Comment by bob boso — April 3, 2009 @ 11:45 am

89. 

    Connecting to server…
    Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
    You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    You: can i fap on your face?
    Stranger: if you really want 😀
    You: mmm only if you let me bring my dog in on the fun
    You: he can lick your asshole…ill put peanut butter on it
    You: …chunky
    Stranger: mmmm.. sweet
    You: he has a habit of pushing the peanuts into the hole though
    Stranger: uuuu
    Your conversational partner has disconnected

    #89 | Comment by chinga linga — April 3, 2009 @ 11:49 am

90. 

    Connecting to server…
    Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
    You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    Stranger: oi
    You: my mom told me never to talk to strangers
    You: STRANGER DANGER!!!!
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.

    #90 | Comment by Hooty Hoooo — April 3, 2009 @ 11:51 am

91. 

    apparently im a dancer…

    Connecting to server…
    Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
    You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    You: fapfapfapfapfap
    Stranger: taptaptap
    Stranger: are u dancing?
    You: mm i want to dance my nuts all over your toes
    You: then make you smell the musky goodness
    You: fapfapfapfap
    Stranger: i don understand
    Stranger: stop fapping
    You: SPOOGE**** oh god i came
    You: was it good for you?
    You: no..i cant stop fapping…thats what dontlinkthis does to me
    Stranger: whatever
    You: i want some angelbaby
    You: ew no i dont
    Stranger: u are so strange
    You: why thank you gorgeous
    Stranger: im not flattered
    Stranger: bye

    #91 | Comment by Bob Boso — April 3, 2009 @ 11:55 am

92. 

    i hate you for putting this link up…its addicting…

    Connecting to server…
    Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
    You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    Stranger: hi
    You: that finkelstein shit kid
    You: wait…who are you
    You: what happened to Boris?
    You: wth
    You: are you still the russian sex slave?
    Stranger: ha ur a funny kid
    You: DAMN IT!! wtf…that bastard…I was just about to cum
    You: kid??
    You: uhh…im 43. i got your kid right here
    You: my kid sized penis. like a fun size candy bar. you like?
    Stranger: well then ur obviosly a perverted old man
    You: my name is shawn michaels…..im no longer the heart break kid…i am now the Diry Old Man. call me D.O.M. not H.B.K
    You: mmmm young’uns
    You: i like em with some mustard
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.

    #92 | Comment by Bob Boso — April 3, 2009 @ 12:02 pm

93. 

    Connecting to server…
    Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
    You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    Stranger: hi
    You: do-dododo-do do! all hail the king baby
    Stranger: quite
    You: shop smart…shop s-mart
    Stranger: really?
    You: cha! like, totally!
    You: oh..my…god…becky look at her butt
    You: i like big BUTTS and i cannot LIE
    You: you utha bruthas cant DENY that when a girl walks in with a itty bitty waist and a round thing in your face you get SPRUNG!
    Stranger: red issue?
    You: mmm pink sock?
    Stranger: brown trout?
    You: if its brown slurp it down
    Stranger: no thanks
    You: please? ill be gentle
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.

    #93 | Comment by Bob Boso — April 3, 2009 @ 12:32 pm

94. 

    Connecting to server…
    Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
    You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    Stranger: hello !
    You: yo
    You: what it do baby boo
    Stranger: i have no dick
    You: good. i dont want no dick
    You: lesbians hate dick
    Stranger: bye
    Stranger: oww
    Stranger: wait
    You: what
    Stranger: how are you ?
    You: bulldyke-ish. how are you
    Stranger: im fine, tired, but fine
    You: so what you look like
    Stranger: Ronaldo
    Stranger: and u ?
    You: i love me some ronald mcdonald
    Stranger: nooooo
    You: dat nigga gots da best fries
    Stranger: ronaldo from brazil
    You: oh you didnt mean him?
    You: shit you at least look like grimace?
    Stranger: ronald mcdonald or ronaldo ?
    You: i love me a big purple bitch
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.

    #94 | Comment by ADDICT TO THIS SHIT NOW. damn you — April 3, 2009 @ 12:59 pm

95. 

    Connecting to server…
    You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    You: what it is and what it aint
    Stranger: you are the girl
    Stranger: that i’ve been dreaming of
    You: hellll yeah my nigga
    Stranger: ever since i was a little girl
    You: we can do dis
    Stranger: scooooore
    You: sheit…hope you like dem dookie braid
    Stranger: i’m afraid i have absolutely no idea what you’re saying
    You: i keeps my hurr tight.
    You: cant wash dat sheit eva
    Stranger: so your hair smells?
    You: bumbaclot boi
    You: my hair be smellin fresh and fabolos
    Stranger: where are you from?
    You: cizomptin my nig
    You: where you reppin
    Stranger: where’s thaaaat?!
    Stranger: ireland
    You: compton foo!
    Stranger: 😐
    Stranger: how dare you
    You: aint you neva listen to muthafuckin Dre
    You: how dare i what nigga?
    You: dont be scurred
    Stranger: i think i have a broken rib
    Stranger: this is all your fault
    You: sheit. i didnt do dat shit. im on parole. i cant get no broken rib on my record
    Stranger: well you’re fucked now
    You: like goddamn it.
    You: that’s like totally not my fault ok?
    Stranger: im hungry
    You: want some tubesteak my nig?
    You: smothered in jizz sauce
    You: like cha! youll totally love it!
    Stranger: RAPE
    You: like no its not rape
    You: get over it. you were asking for it
    Stranger: it’s true, i regularly asked to be raped
    You: like sha
    You: thats why I wear short skirts too
    Stranger: you’re a girl?!
    Stranger: oh christ
    You: says who?
    Stranger: this makes things so much worse
    You: nigga i aint say i was no female
    You: whatchu on?
    Stranger: i feel so violated
    You: i just said i wear short skirts
    Stranger: oh god oh god oh god
    Stranger: tranni?
    You: nah nigga…no operation
    You: still gots da dick
    Stranger: sexy
    You: my booty hole is sexy
    Stranger: asses do nothing for me to be honest with you stranger
    You: my name aint stranger. yours is
    You: i can see the screen and when yo ass types it be sayin Stranger
    Stranger: no, my name is you
    You: nah fuck that. i hate mind games my nig
    Stranger: it’s lying to you
    You: cut dat shit
    Stranger: never
    Stranger: i live for them
    You: i know a nigga name stranger. hate that foo
    You: if you stranger you gay
    You: i wear short skirts…but you gay
    You: wanna see my elephant thong?
    Stranger: perhaps if you could spell correctly i would believe you, but you can’t so i won’t
    You: it’s really pretty…and you can pet it’s trunk even
    You: it might spray you….but not with water
    Stranger: kind offer
    You: it’s a secret
    You: shhh don’t tell, k?
    Stranger: kinky
    Stranger: copy and paste
    You: dontlinkthis?
    Stranger: i’ll link it to everyone out there
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.

    #95 | Comment by ADDICT TO THIS SHIT NOW. damn you — April 3, 2009 @ 1:18 pm

96. 

    Connecting to server…
    You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    Stranger: hey there
    You: Hello.
    Stranger: male or female?
    You: As in which one am I, or which one makes a better corpse on my bathroom floor?
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.

    #96 | Comment by That wasn't very fun. — April 3, 2009 @ 2:52 pm

97. 

    Connecting to server…
    You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    You: beans?
    Connection imploded.

    #97 | Comment by BongoClown — April 3, 2009 @ 4:19 pm

98. 

    Last night I started a conversation and then told them “Brb I got a flat tire” and went and watched TV.

    2 hours later this person still had not disconnected.

    I checked again later and they hadn’t disconnected but somewhere the connection ‘imploded’ 🙁

    I was hoping to see how long they would have waited.

    #98 | Comment by j — April 3, 2009 @ 4:39 pm

99. 

    Connecting to server…
    You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    Stranger: hello
    You: hello
    Stranger: male or female?
    You: Male or female?
    Stranger: wtf
    You: wtf
    Stranger: this blows donkey cock
    You: You blow donkey cock
    Stranger: hello??
    You: Hi
    Stranger: wtf you doing?
    You: I just got here whats with the attitude?
    Stranger: weren’t you just copying me?
    You” I got no clue what you talking about, this thing said “say Hi” I saw you say Hello, and I said “HI” and now you’re bitching at me I don’t need this shirt, I came on here to meet a hot man I can get nakid with on web cam, but you’re all pissy Fuck that, I’m out!
    Stranger: NO WAIT!!
    You have disconnected.

    #99 | Comment by MacDaddy — April 3, 2009 @ 4:53 pm

100. 

     Sorry to break-up the Omegle love-in, but there’s a new Lilo nipslip on that other site and it proves, once again, that she has the most disappointing nipples in the business. I’d rather fap to badly-drawn hentai tits.

     #100 | Comment by cobalt — April 3, 2009 @ 7:00 pm

101. 

     Stranger: hi
     You: Why is everyone from Brazil on this motherfucker?
     Stranger: im from sweden
     You: Answer me that, sir, and you shall be granted 1 internetzzz..
     Stranger: because they are black idiots
     You: For that, 5 internetzz.
     Stranger: thx
     You: Take a bow.
     Stranger: how do i use them
     You: You use them to purchase my wholesale child pornography DVDs, which I should remind you, are low, low, LOW! priced for this day only!
     You: Act now, pedobear!
     Stranger: where can i buy this child pornogrify
     Stranger: im interested
     Stranger: how many internets does 1 dvd cost
     You: meet me at the corner of Dundas and thompson
     Stranger: i live in sweden
     You: ok , gimme your account number
     You: and i’ll fed ex ’em to you.
     Stranger: ok
     Stranger: account number where do i see that
     You: special features include
     You: me nailing a 5 year old
     Stranger: i want it
     You: gimme ur account # then.
     Stranger: where
     Stranger: do i find it
     You: on your credit card, pedo.
     Stranger: ok let me see
     Stranger: wairt
     You: You needz to pass a test first…
     Stranger: how many numbers are on the account code
     Stranger: is it many+
     You: ’bout 10
     Stranger: i think its 5286470145692892
     Stranger: mastercard 16 digit
     You: exp date?
     Stranger: 2011
     You: month?
     Stranger: march
     Stranger: when do i get them do you live in the us
     You: full name and mailing address>
     Stranger: Mahammad Salbainding
     Stranger: what do you want mail
     Stranger: hotmail,gmail,yahoo
     You: can’t mail you the DVDz without them
     Stranger: wait
     You: Mahammad in Sweden? I think you are fucking with me. I don’t think you’re serious about this transaction.
     You: Well, I’m serious. I am genuinely trying to hock some DVDs on this bitch.
     Stranger: yes wait
     Stranger: im cleanin my room wait
     Stranger: i have to
     Stranger: ok done
     Stranger: maham.salbaiding@gmail.com
     Stranger: Mahammad Salbaiding
     Stranger: i live in sweden
     Stranger: when can i get them
     You: Just to confirm: Your Mastercard #: 5286470145692892 Exp: Date: March 2011
     Stranger: maham.salbaiding@gmail.com
     Stranger: confirm
     Stranger: yes
     You: Great. That does it, then.
     Stranger: when do i get them
     You: But let me ask: Didn’t you EVER felt urge to fuck a fluffy angora bunny ?
     Stranger: not really but ok
     You: Why do you want these DVDs?
     Stranger: for some pleasure
     Stranger: u know what i mean
     You: And you don’t care about revealing your personal info on the internetzzzz?
     Stranger: no u seme like a safe guy
     Stranger: u get me the dvd like businessman
     Stranger: i come from iraq live in sweden i know how to make business
     Stranger: so did u send the stuff
     You: What do you do in Sweden for a living?
     Stranger: what did u send for dvd
     Stranger: i am a male stripper on the nights
     Stranger: on days i work in my arab shop
     You: Sending it now?
     Stranger: the dvds?
     You: Indeed.
     You: The DVDs.
     Stranger: ok perfect
     Stranger: when do they arrive and what did u send for dvds
     Stranger: how many
     Stranger: how much did u charge
     You: Seven DVDs, like I said before. What a tool.
     Stranger: ok
     Stranger: How much did u charge on my card
     You: $12 for shipping/handling. The DVDs were free,
     Stranger: sweet
     You: You seem desperate.
     Stranger: how long will it take
     Stranger: no im just wondering sir
     Stranger: u are scaring me what is it
     You: About 10 minutes.
     Stranger: 10 minutes what
     You: I have a courier on the way.
     Stranger: what are
     Stranger: from what country
     You: In your hometown.
     Stranger: what
     Stranger: he gives me the dvds right
     Stranger: nothing else
     Stranger: like we said
     You: Yes. He’s very reliable that way.
     Stranger: ok.. u sure i can trust u?
     You: He finds everyone and, unless I prompt him not to, he roundhouse kicks everyone in the face.
     Stranger: haha ur a good comedian
     You: I’ll call him off for you.
     Stranger: ha
     Stranger: what
     Stranger: what o u mean call of
     You: I mean, he won’t kick cause I trust ya.
     Stranger: oneq
     Stranger: u seem a bit suspicious do u have contact with police or fbi or something
     You: He’s knocking on your door now.
     Stranger: and it says on my credit card theres no cash left
     Stranger: fuck
     Stranger: dude
     Stranger: but i was just
     Stranger: i was just kiding dude
     Stranger: it was a bad joke ok?
     Stranger: what is he gonna do?
     Stranger: u robbed my credit card
     Stranger: fuck theres a blACK Van
     Stranger: dude
     Stranger: i was kidding!!
     You: ROUNDHOUSE KICK IN THE FACE, BITCH! KICK ‘EM CHUCK NORRIS!
     Stranger: answer
     Stranger: man
     Stranger: im scay
     Stranger: scaed
     You: Don’t be. Pedobear will save you.

     #101 | Comment by MedMine — April 3, 2009 @ 7:34 pm

102. 

     Connecting to server…
     You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
     Stranger: matheus?
     You: yeah
     Stranger: YO
     You: sup
     Stranger: GIMME MY MONEY
     Stranger: MOTHERFUCKER!
     You: fuck u come and get it bich ass punk
     You: ill pop a cap in ur ass motha fucka
     Stranger: I`LL KILL YOU!
     Stranger: TELL ME WHERE YOU LIVE
     You: in your fucking mothers hole
     You: bitch
     Stranger: uncool, matheus =/
     Stranger: now i`ll rape you
     You: BOW ME
     You: with what pencil dick
     Stranger: with my big fat dick
     Stranger: OMG
     You: yeah thats not what your momma told me
     Stranger: THEY ARE COMMING

     #102 | Comment by Pirho — April 3, 2009 @ 9:34 pm

103. 

     This site is even more fun after a few bottles of wine.

     Connecting to server…
     You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
     Stranger: heyy
     You: I hate strangers
     Your conversational partner has disconnected.

     #103 | Comment by Rod Stiffington — April 3, 2009 @ 10:07 pm

104. 

     Connecting to server…
     You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
     Stranger: my name is osama bin laden
     You: Do you know the word ?
     Stranger: wich word?
     You: The word of our saviour, Jesus Christ.
     Stranger: who is jesus christ?
     You: God’s son, who was sacrificed for the sins of man.
     Stranger: ummm
     Stranger: what’s god?
     You: I can send you some literature if you want to learn more.
     Stranger: ok
     You: Awesome. Should I just send it to the truck stop where you turn tricks, or do you have another address ?
     Your conversational partner has disconnected.

     #104 | Comment by Rod Stiffington — April 3, 2009 @ 10:10 pm

105. 

     Stranger: Olá!
     You: oh jesus
     You: I mean like lord and savior jesus
     Stranger: rsss…no coprendooo
     You: not your next door neighbor you squeeze in your car to look for work
     Your conversational partner has disconnected.

     #105 | Comment by The Juice — April 4, 2009 @ 1:15 am

106. 

     I win.

     You: hi
     Stranger: hello
     Stranger: how are you?
     You: good you
     Stranger: I have a small headache – I have had it all day
     Stranger: this is interesting
     You: i’m sorry to hear that, did you have coffee this morning
     You: that seems to help me with that
     Stranger: no— I don’t drink coffee to wake up
     Stranger: but I do like coffee
     You: hmm, I don’t either.
     You: I usually have a nigger cock first
     Stranger: sometimes I wake up with a headache
     Stranger: ehhh – right
     You: sometimes i wake up with a wet blanket
     You: covered in pee and blood, my blood.
     Stranger: interesting
     Stranger: this conversation started normally
     Stranger: but has gotten interesting quick
     You: and sometimes I cut my arms till i can see inside them, like that fat beneath the skin and stuff..
     You: then i rip the toe part of the sock and cover my arms with it and i got to work with that undereath my dress shirt
     Stranger: perhaps you need medical help
     You: no one knows what I do, only my parents, when they discovered bloody foot prints leading to my room.
     Stranger: you stay there, I’ll call an ambulance and a doctor
     You: yeah, that won’t help

     #106 | Comment by ding — April 4, 2009 @ 1:20 am

107. 

     I broke someone’s brain:

     You: I’m really good at messing with people’s heads
     Stranger: hi
     Stranger: oh?
     You: I can make your brain stop being able to do stuff, wanna try?
     Stranger: yeah, go onthen
     You: OK, you know when you have something, like, right there, right on the tip of your
     You: And you’re really trying to remember and you know it’s, like,
     You: right there, but you just can’t
     You: Because it’s like it just can’t get past something
     Stranger: yeah i know what u mean
     You: Try and describe that feeling
     Stranger: ok, its like when my gf asks me rmember that place we ate at two weeks ago, and i know it, like i can kind of remember it but i can’t get the name out or nothing and its like if i just had the name or something then i could probably remember everything
     You: OK, cool, now take that feeling, like, when you’re sure you know something and it’s right there, on the tip of your mind, but you can’t quite remember it and you just can’t bring it out at all, just take that feeling you just had and multiply it and multiply it and link it right now to this: /////
     You: And it’s really interesting how it’s right there on the tip of your mind, but it won’t come out ///// and it’s interesting how you can completely forget about things ///// for a moment and how it can be on the the tip of your tongue just there but then it’s gone ///// and how it’s really easy to just forget things that you know you really should know ///// and how you can’t even remember what your address is at all /////
     You: Your address is just gone from your mind /////
     Stranger: er
     You: It’s just right there, but it’s gone /////
     Stranger: wtf
     Stranger: OMG!
     You: I can tell you’re trying really hard, but the more try you know it just becomes harder to remember, right? /////
     Stranger: what the FUCK did you do to me?????
     Your conversational partner has disconnected.

     Oops! 😉

     #107 | Comment by EmJee — April 4, 2009 @ 2:19 am

108. 

     Stranger: Hi.
     You: are you a chick who wants to cyber?
     Stranger: No. But I can pretend if you want me to.
     You: good enough for me. okay, im taking off my pants
     Stranger: Wow, you’re serious?
     You: aaaaaand, i just blew my load
     You: sorry
     Stranger: You’re even more fucked up than me.
     Stranger: And quicker.
     You: its not an easy lifestyle

     #108 | Comment by yoyoma — April 4, 2009 @ 2:27 am

109. 

     Connecting to server…
     You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
     Stranger: Oi
     Stranger: its you again!!
     You: i just found out this girl i used to date
     Stranger: no joke
     Stranger: so did i
     You: and i still like is preggers
     Stranger: damn who is the daddy
     You: dont know
     Stranger: its not me
     You: lol
     Stranger: i didnt do it
     Stranger: i used rubbers
     You: pisses me off though
     Stranger: yeah i hear ya
     Stranger: tell me your theories
     You: about what?
     Stranger: anything
     Stranger: enlighten me
     You: the daddys probably jamie lance ima kill him
     You: im slit his throat
     Stranger: Yes. I knew it!!!!
     You: i want to sooo bad
     Stranger: well just sing this soooong
     Stranger: Never gonna give you up,
     Never gonna let you down,
     Never gonna run around and desert you.
     Never gonna make you cry,
     Never gonna say goodbye,
     Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you.Never gonna give you up,
     Never gonna let you down,
     Never gonna run around and desert you.
     Never gonna make you cry,
     Never gonna say goodbye,
     Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you.Never gonna give you up,
     Never gonna let you down,
     Never gonna run around and desert you.
     Never gonna make you cry,
     Never gonna say goodbye,
     Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you.
     Stranger: Never gonna give you up,
     Never gonna let you down,
     Never gonna run around and desert you.
     Never gonna make you cry,
     Never gonna say goodbye,
     Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you.Never gonna give you up,
     Never gonna let you down,
     Never gonna run around and desert you.
     Never gonna make you cry,
     Never gonna say goodbye,
     Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you.Never gonna give you up,
     Never gonna let you down,
     Never gonna run around and desert you.
     Never gonna make you cry,
     Never gonna say goodbye,
     Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you.
     Stranger: Never gonna give you up,
     Never gonna let you down,
     Never gonna run around and desert you.
     Never gonna make you cry,
     Never gonna say goodbye,
     Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you.Never gonna give you up,
     Never gonna let you down,
     Never gonna run around and desert you.
     Never gonna make you cry,
     Never gonna say goodbye,
     Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you.Never gonna give you up,
     Never gonna let you down,
     Never gonna run around and desert you.
     Never gonna make you cry,
     Never gonna say goodbye,
     Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you.
     You: Buwhahahahaha

     HERES THE DIRTY BITCHES MYSPACE
     http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewProfile&friendID=399267941

     #109 | Comment by the cumbucket from hell named chuck norris — April 4, 2009 @ 4:45 am

110. 

     Connecting to server…
     You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
     Stranger: hey
     Stranger: wanna cyber?
     You: sure
     You: i put on my robe and wizard hat
     Stranger: LOL
     Stranger: i spoke to u before
     Stranger: and cast a spell of level 4 eroticism?
     You: I cast Lvl. 3 Eroticism. You turn into a real beautiful woman.
     Stranger: okay
     You: I meditate to regain my mana, before casting Lvl. 8 Cock of the Infinite.
     Stranger: my cock is soo hard atm
     You: I spend my mana reserves to cast Mighty F*ck of the Beyondness.
     Stranger: im rubbing it
     You: Don’t f*ck with me bitch, I’m the mightiest sorcerer of the lands.
     You: I steal yo soul and cast Lightning Lvl. 1,000,000 Your body explodes into a fine bloody mist, because you are only a Lvl. 2 Druid.
     Stranger: rub and suck my cock then
     You: Robots are trying to drill my brain but my lightning shield inflicts DOA attack, leaving the robots as flaming piles of metal.
     You: King Arthur congratulates me for destroying Dr. Robotnik’s evil army of Robot Socialist Republics. The cold war ends. Reagan steals my accomplishments and makes like it was cause of him.
     You: You still there baby? I think it’s getting hard now.
     You: Baby?
     Stranger: OMG
     Stranger: cum for for me
     You: LOL
     Stranger: im being serious
     You: .You ready yet? Im bearing to go!
     You: ask me what i look like
     Stranger: whats ur msn?
     Stranger: okay
     Stranger: what do u look like?
     You: a Kodiac bear
     You: Im soft naked, fuzzy and waiting for you to come mount me
     Stranger: whats that?
     You: I growl to warm you my cubs are near
     Connection asploded.

     Yes I blatantly ripped off bloodninja, but if you’re going to steal, steal from the best 🙂

     #110 | Comment by birdboy — April 4, 2009 @ 5:29 am

111. 

     Stranger: HELLO RANDOM STRANGER
     You: yes
     You: I R Random
     You: a/s/l
     Stranger: WHERE YOU FROM?
     You: Krypton
     Stranger: MICHIGAN
     You: My names Clark
     You: yours
     Stranger: MY NAME IS SUPER MAN
     You: Oh yeah
     Stranger: YUP
     You: that’s a lie
     Stranger: NOT
     You: your Lex Luther
     You: or maybe Bizarro
     Stranger: OK I AM WONDER WOMAN
     You: hellz yeah
     You: lets get down tonight
     You: I’ll throw louis to the side
     Stranger: ONLY IF YOUR THE MAN OF STEEL
     You: If it’s not a bird or a plane you know it
     You: oh well I guess this relationship will never last
     You: Batman always gets in the way
     You: even though he has that boy toy Robin
     Stranger: YOU FASTER THAN A SPEEDING BULLET
     You: yeah and I have X-ray vision
     You: which means I can see you even in your invisible plane
     You: want to tie me up with your magic lasso?
     Stranger: WITH X-RAY VISION DOES THAT MEAN YOU CAN SEE THROUGH ALL THIS B S
     You: I wish
     You: I’m only Robin
     You: I was just trying to impress you
     Stranger: YOU SURE DID THAT
     You: seriously I like ladies but that bastard Wayne butt fucks me everynight while Alfred films it
     You: I don’t know how I got myself into this mess
     Stranger: ALFRED IS MY HERO
     You: Can you call the rest of the Justice League and save me?
     You: I hate being tied to the wall of the bat cave
     Stranger: JUST WAIT FOR CAT WOMAN
     You: I hear some one coming I have to go by WW save me.

     #111 | Comment by ANON — April 4, 2009 @ 3:34 pm

112. 

     Connecting to server…
     Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
     You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
     You: I’m 19, female, from Florida and want to have a fu**, what about u ?
     Stranger: can i borrow your roof?
     You: no, it’s broken
     Stranger: i think you are 56, male and jacking yourself off in the basement 🙂
     You: 2 of 3 correct
     You: the age is wrong
     Stranger: sad
     Stranger: ^^
     You: and what are u doning here ?
     Stranger: looking for 19 yo females who live in florida who want to have a fu** ^^
     You: where to meet ?
     Stranger: xD
     You: maybe we are neighbours
     Stranger: i live in holland, and my neighbours are very old and about to die
     Stranger: they never saw a computer so the chanses that you are my neighbour is like 0% =D
     You: but thats great, isn’t it
     Stranger: yeah i really look forward for them to die so new people can live here, and maybe some cute 19 yo female from florida comes to live here
     You: ^^
     You: holland is great
     Stranger: yeah WEED is legal^^
     Stranger: but the US is better, they have legal guns
     You: but u can’t smoke guns
     You: and after u smoked a lot u don’t want to have guns
     Stranger: yes u want, u want to kill some hooker for fun or so
     You: i don’t ^^
     Stranger: or thread ppl with it to dance^^
     Stranger: olso there is the oppertunity to rob mc donalds for food
     You: love mcd
     You: hello ?
     You: are u dead?
     Stranger: yes
     Stranger: i was adding a comment on a download
     You: what did u downloaded ?
     Stranger: a game
     You: illegal ?
     Stranger: no nzb
     Stranger: its legal here^^
     You: everthing is legal in holland ?
     Stranger: no
     Stranger: there is more iligal than legal
     Stranger: like raping girls in a basement is iligal
     You: but thats good, or ?
     Stranger: its kinda bad
     Stranger: and a little sick
     You: i mean good that it is illegal
     Stranger: uhu
     You: do u like porn ?
     Stranger: i have like 500 gig’s and over 1000 movies
     Stranger: u?
     You: yeah, and a lot of pics
     Stranger: cool
     Stranger: i collect them
     You: yeah,
     You: so u are single ?
     Stranger: just broke up
     You: but why ?
     Stranger: i just cant forget my previous ex
     Stranger: she was a real bitch but my love for her was true ><
     You: it helps u if i says i’m soory ?
     Stranger: i had to see that the friends i had, where only fake
     Stranger: my life sucks anyway xD
     You: but u still have hope
     You: for better times ?
     Stranger: waiting for the oppertunity
     You: no, just waiting is not good
     Stranger: i have to go now, the only treu friend i have has arrived with something from mcdonalds^^
     You: you have to do something
     Stranger: see you around maybe
     You: okay, bye
     You: youre a good one
     Your conversational partner has disconnected.
     or send us feedback.

     #112 | Comment by mat — April 4, 2009 @ 3:48 pm

113. 

     Stranger: helo 🙂
     You: hi
     You: how are u
     Stranger: how odl ar u ?
     You: 18
     You: u?
     Stranger: i’m 11 🙂
     You: OHA
     You: why do u chat on the internet xD
     Stranger: no in fact i’m searching pedobear
     Stranger: i’m not 11
     You: what the fuck

     #113 | Comment by josh — April 4, 2009 @ 3:59 pm

114. 

     You: hi
     Your conversational partner has disconnected.

     OWNED

     #114 | Comment by dbznoob — April 4, 2009 @ 5:34 pm

115. 

     You: mudkips
     Stranger: underage girls
     You: monkeys giving reacharounds
     Stranger: goodbye 4chan

     #115 | Comment by dbznoob — April 4, 2009 @ 5:45 pm

116. 

     Connecting to server…
     Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
     You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
     You: hi
     Stranger: brazil ?
     You: my penis is long enough to reach my vagina
     Your conversational partner has disconnected.

     #116 | Comment by Anonyma — April 4, 2009 @ 7:15 pm

117. 

     Stranger: Rape?
     You: you can’t rape the willing
     Stranger: Oh baby
     You: I get out a bottle of baby oil and start rubbing it all over my 400 pound body…
     Stranger: I stomp the ground, and snort, to alert you that you are in my breeding territory.
     You: I ask you to rub the baby oil on my back because my arms are too flabby to reach around…
     Stranger: I stomp my feet, the dust stirs around my tough skinned feet.
     You: We start making out with me on top… your ceiling fan falls down and knocks me unconsious with you trapped beneith me..
     You: you suffocate and die…
     You: I buy a small african village and send all of the males to rape your corpse
     You: is this turning you on?
     Stranger: Totally wet.
     You: even though you’re only a corpse you get AIDS from the long line of African men running the train on you
     Stranger: Damn, this is hot.
     You: we slice up your body into 47 pieces and sacrifice each piece one by one to Bumba… the african god of vomit
     You: oh god
     You: I think I just came
     Stranger: Wtf I’m not done yet
     You: too bad
     You: I turn on sportscenter while you bitch and moan to your friends about my less than stellar performance in bed
     You: you end up cheating on me with my best friend and I slap you around
     You: the neighbors call the cops, but when they get here you deny everything because you think I do it because I love you
     Your conversational partner has disconnected.

     #117 | Comment by The Juice — April 5, 2009 @ 1:39 am

118. 

     Connecting to server…
     You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
     Stranger: who are you smart computer?
     You: who knows?
     Stranger: u know
     You: I wish I did
     Your conversational partner has disconnected.

     #118 | Comment by AB Lover — April 5, 2009 @ 5:03 am

119. 

     yeah right,like these are real conversations..of course everyone will write their own pretending they happened…

     epic fail –_–

     #119 | Comment by snorkel — April 5, 2009 @ 6:45 am

120. 

     No one will see this but still:

     Connecting to server…
     Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
     You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
     You: Howdy
     Stranger: Hi
     Stranger: Some say the end is near.
     You: Some say we’ll see armageddon soon.
     Stranger: uve fucked up everything 🙁
     You: Sorry. What was your plan?
     Stranger: To tell u that armageddong is comming
     Stranger: and a comet will fall from the sky.
     Stranger: nut uve fucked up it
     You: Old news dude – 1996

     #120 | Comment by Second Sun — April 5, 2009 @ 9:31 am

121. 

     Connecting to server…
     You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
     Stranger: This isn’t even a real conversation. You are just pretending it happened.
     You: You are a douche. What’s your name ?
     Stranger: snorkel
     You: Fuck you, snorkel. Go back to wacking to pics of 10 year old boys.
     Stranger: How did you know I was in to that stuff ? I’m going to go do that right now.
     Your conversational partner has disconnected.

     #121 | Comment by Rod Stiffington — April 5, 2009 @ 10:12 am

122. 

     This site is nuts, lotsa fucking Brazillian people, some cool people from Europe and some sick fuck assholes from the USA and what not. Way to make the US look like bigger douchebags 😀

     #122 | Comment by Holy Shitballs Batman — April 5, 2009 @ 11:33 am

123. 

     http://www.egotastic.com/image?path=0904/selena-gomez-bikini-1-02.jpg&info=Selena%20Gomez%20Bikini%20Pictures

     #123 | Comment by Dis Knee — April 5, 2009 @ 4:13 pm

124. 

     I prefer this one: http://www.egotastic.com/image?path=0904/selena-gomez-bikini-1-01.jpg&info=Selena%20Gomez%20Bikini%20Pictures

     Whatever. I definately do not want to do sick things to that pumpkinheaded chick … not until 1 second after she turns 18.

     #124 | Comment by Rod Stiffington — April 5, 2009 @ 4:16 pm

125. 

     whilst it would make for some seriously funny entertainment, the novelty wore off about oh, 5 seconds after logging on. it makes facebook look sophiscated.

     #125 | Comment by garth — April 5, 2009 @ 8:32 pm

126. 

     selena gomez is the pastyest white beaner ive ever seen

     #126 | Comment by the cumbucket from hell named chuck norris — April 6, 2009 @ 6:25 am

127. 

     how about the set that this pic is from?

     #127 | Comment by Justin L — April 6, 2009 @ 12:05 pm

128. 

     #22 – and then your comment hit the site.

     #128 | Comment by AngelBaby — April 7, 2009 @ 12:16 am

129. 

     Connecting to server…
     You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
     Stranger: hi!
     You: Hello
     You: Do you like spoons?
     Stranger: sporks
     Stranger: i like teaspoons though
     You: I prefer regular spoons
     You: particularly ones with patterns on the edge
     Stranger: but they’re so big…
     You: some people like them big…
     Stranger: wait, are you female?
     Stranger: haha
     You: don’t be silly, spoons don’t have genders!
     Stranger: youre a spoon?!
     You: yeah, couldn’t you tell?
     Stranger: no not really…
     Stranger: spoons dont have genders?!
     Stranger: then how are sporks formed?
     You: sporks are mutants formed out of horrible torture known as welding
     You: the only gender spoons are considered to have is when people paint us pink or blue
     You: and that’s not real
     Stranger: my spoons are all shiny and metally
     You: ah, you must be a good spoon owner
     You: i hope you polish them daily
     Stranger: oh…
     Stranger: no x:
     Stranger: im asian; i use ceramic spoons and chopsticks
     You: but if you use ceramic spoons and chopsticks how can you appreciate the wonder that is the modern spoon?
     You: I think you need to consider giving spoons another chance
     Stranger: haha
     Stranger: where are you from?
     You: Well I was made in Sweden originally but I got to the UK via Ikea
     Stranger: IKEA MEATBALLS
     You: No, they’re messy
     Stranger: but delish
     You: i guess, i can’t really taste them
     You: spoons don’t have tastebuds
     Stranger: HAHAHAHA
     Stranger: spoons dont have arms either
     Stranger: how do you type then?
     You: i push my front into the keyboard
     You: it’s slow but effective
     Stranger: that sounds kinda wrong…
     You: i’m a spoon…
     You: spoons have no wrong moves
     You: so i take it you’re human?
     Stranger: indeed
     Stranger: of the female persuasion
     You: what’s it like?
     Stranger: emotional
     You: i feel your pain, i once had my handle broken off and i cried spoon tears for days
     Stranger: spoons cry?
     You: yeah, have you never seen the round marks on us spoons?
     You: they’re dry tears
     Stranger: o.o
     Stranger: how do you come up with all that?
     Stranger: haha
     You: because it’s true
     You: take it from a spoon
     Stranger: have you met many crazy kids on here?
     You: this is actually my first time here
     You: i don’t get out of the drawer much
     Stranger: LOL
     You: how about you?
     Stranger: too many crazies…too little time
     You: i heard this was a place full of exciting people
     You: but i was warned to watch out for knives
     Stranger: i loveeee knives
     You: how can you?
     You: They’re the anti-Spoon
     You: they try to replace us as peoples eating utensils
     Stranger: theyre useful okay?
     Stranger: haha
     You: i thought you said you just used chopsticks?
     You: surely knives rival them as well
     Stranger: um i dont know about the feuds you utensils have
     You: really?
     You: but when i was in utensil school we were taught everything about the wars
     You: didn’t you do history?
     Stranger: not utensil history
     Stranger: BLATANT DISCRIMINATION
     Stranger: q:
     You: you’re right – we’ve been victimised ohmy.gif
     You: let’s campaign!
     Stranger: do i get to wave picket fences around?
     You: that’s a good idea since you’re the only one of us who can lift them!
     Stranger: so…are you done being a spoon yet?
     You: well, i reckon i’ll be a spoon forever until they take me to the great ironworks in the sky
     You: i fear that day
     Stranger: HI CAN I SPEAK TO A PERSON NOW?
     You: Don’t you like spoons?
     Stranger: i like people better
     You: sad.gif
     You: I’m hurt
     You: I thought we had a special human-spoon bond
     Stranger: haha!
     Stranger: i bet thats what you say to all the humans…
     You: well actually,
     You: you’re my first human!
     Stranger: well isnt that sweet
     You: if spoons could blush i’d be a blushing spoon right now
     Stranger: sooo whats your name?
     You: I don’t really have a name. I suppose you could call me IKEA Spoon Boxset Spoon 3 of 4
     Stranger: o.o
     Stranger: I WANT A NAME DAMNIT
     Stranger: stop depriving me of life’s simple pleasures
     You: You can name me if you like – but don’t make my name too tinny
     Stranger: nuh you have a name
     Stranger: now you just gotta tell me what it is
     You: Spoony?
     Stranger: no way, cliche
     You: I’m a spoon – cliche is my thing
     Stranger: but but but…
     Stranger: that ruins all the mystique
     You: sorry, spoons just aren’t that mysterious or interesting
     You: i try
     Stranger: /:
     You: wink.gif
     Stranger: so…
     You: so…
     You: have any good polishing fluids?
     Stranger: i dont know):
     Stranger: i suck at housework
     You: oh, i’m sorry to hear that
     Stranger: *poke*
     You: don’t poke me please, i’m very fragile
     You: IKEA spoons aren’t known for their long lifetimes
     Stranger: im bored of spoons now
     You: sad.gif
     Stranger: i mean, i dont know anything about you!
     Stranger: ):
     You: sure you do, i’m metal, from IKEA and hate knives
     You: that’s pretty much my whole life story right there
     Stranger: ):
     Stranger: youre not really a spoon
     Stranger: youre just lying to me q:
     You: why won’t you believe that i’m a spoon?
     You: is it so hard to believe?
     Stranger: because im distrusting
     You: well please believe a simple spoon
     Stranger: no way
     Stranger: lol
     You: So you really won’t believe I’m a spoon?
     Stranger: definitely not
     You: fine
     You: i’ll admit it
     You: i’m not a spoon
     Stranger: DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD:
     Stranger: the moment of truth!
     You: I’m actually a spork
     Stranger: *dies*
     You: *blushes spork-style*
     Stranger: no youre not any type of utensil!
     Stranger: youre human and either male/female!
     You: can i be both?
     You: i’m guessing this is some kind of human roleplay thing
     Stranger: uhhh
     Stranger: no
     Stranger: WRONG, SPOON, WRONG
     Stranger: youre so secretive
     You: i’m not secretive
     You: i’m just a utensil
     You: so tell me more about you?
     Stranger: YOU TELL ME ABOUT YOU
     Stranger: NOW
     Stranger: OR ILL GET MAD
     Stranger: AND BEND THE FUCK OUTTA YOU
     You: ohmy.gif
     Stranger: )<
     You: Nobody threatens a spork and gets away with it…
     You: Goodday ma’am
     You have disconnected.

     #129 | Comment by Adam — April 7, 2009 @ 1:01 am

130. 

     Stranger: inb4 rickroll
     You: lol
     You: where you from?
     Stranger: My mom
     You: Sure we’ve all been there
     Stranger: FFFUUUUU
     Your conversational partner has disconnected.

     #130 | Comment by October — April 7, 2009 @ 6:47 pm

131. 

     Stranger: hello there
     You: ok
     You: this is crazy
     Stranger: yeah
     You: i dont know you but im talking to you
     You: i just watch the babysitters club movie from 1995
     Stranger: im writing
     Stranger: where are you from?
     You: a paper for school
     Stranger: crazy shit

     #131 | Comment by LazyTownFan — April 8, 2009 @ 7:17 am

132. 

     Stranger: Tell me a secret you would only tell a random stranger.
     You: i tried to kill a man while he was sleeping with his knife
     Stranger: o.o?
     You: be bleed pretty bad but lived
     Your conversational partner has disconnected.

     #132 | Comment by iCum — April 8, 2009 @ 7:55 am

133. 

     Connecting to server…
     You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
     You: man the last person hung up on me
     Stranger: mustve said the wrong thing
     You: i guess
     You: yeah so
     Stranger: so what up?
     You: i always wondered what it would be like to be a girl
     You: not like a tranny
     Your conversational partner has disconnected.

     #133 | Comment by male-G — April 8, 2009 @ 8:00 am

134. 

     Dude, this site is frackin’ insane. It’s so weird talking to a stranger

     #134 | Comment by Stud — April 8, 2009 @ 10:21 pm

135. 

     Connecting to server…
     You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
     Stranger: Is this the real life?
     You: is this just fantasy?
     Stranger: caught in a landslide
     You: no escape from reality
     Stranger: open your eyes
     You: look up to the skies
     Stranger: and seeeeee
     You: i’m just a poor boy
     Stranger: i need no sympathy
     You: because i’m easy-come, easy-go
     Stranger: little high
     You: little low
     Stranger: anyway the wind blows
     You: doesn’t really matter
     Stranger: to meeeee
     You: mamaaaaaaaaaaaa
     Stranger: lol good effort. learn your lines!
     Your conversational partner has disconnected.

     WTF? where did i mess up?? goddamnit

     #135 | Comment by lawl — April 8, 2009 @ 10:36 pm

136. 

     this guy just practically sang lyrics
     You: hello
     Stranger: thats just the way it is
     Stranger: things will never be the same
     You: are you from china
     Stranger: thats just the way it is
     Stranger: aw yeah
     Stranger: we gota make a change
     Stranger: its time for us as a people to start making some changes
     You: or ireland
     Stranger: lets change the way we eat
     You: or brazil
     Stranger: lets change the way we live
     You: or spain
     Stranger: and lets change the way we treat each other
     Stranger: still i see no changes
     You: or who the fuck
     Stranger: can a brotha get a little peace
     Stranger: we got more war on the streets than the war in the middle east
     Stranger: aw yeah
     Stranger: aw yeah
     Stranger: the old way wasn’t workin
     Stranger: its on us
     You: right
     Stranger: instead a war on poverty they got a war on drugs so the police can bother me
     Stranger: aw yeah
     Stranger: and i aint never did a crime i didnt have to do
     Stranger: and now i’m back with the facts givin it back to u
     Stranger: dont let em jack you up
     Stranger: back u up
     Stranger: crack u up
     You: interesting
     Stranger: quick snap
     Stranger: sound of my tool
     Stranger: momma didn’t raise no fool
     Stranger: as long as i stay black
     Stranger: gotta stay strapped
     Stranger: cuz i never get to lay back
     Stranger: always worried about the payback
     Stranger: some rough up kid after all these years
     Stranger: rat tat atat at at
     Stranger: and thats the way it is
     Stranger: aw yeah
     You: is that it?
     Stranger: yeah
     You: nice
     Stranger: word
     Stranger: never gonan give u up
     Stranger: never gonna let u down
     Stranger: run around
     Stranger: desert u
     Stranger: never gonna make u cry
     Stranger: say goodbye
     Stranger: tell a lie
     Stranger: and hurt u
     Stranger: …
     You: i got rick rolled
     Stranger: i just want to tell you how i’m feeling
     Stranger: give u up
     Stranger: let u down
     Stranger: run around
     Stranger: desert u
     Stranger: make u cry
     Stranger: say goodbai
     Stranger: tell a lai
     Stranger: and hurt u

     #136 | Comment by Stud — April 9, 2009 @ 2:10 am

137. 

     Connecting to server…
     You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
     Stranger: hi
     You: what it do
     Stranger: sorry?
     You: ‘what it do’ is like saying whats up.
     You: or hi
     Stranger: ok
     Stranger: sorry
     You: soowoo
     Stranger: I’m from Holland
     You: fo sho
     Stranger: You?
     You: compton californ-i-a
     Your conversational partner has disconnected

     #137 | Comment by ADDICT TO THIS SHIT NOW. damn you — April 9, 2009 @ 5:14 pm

138. 

     wow. this site is killing me! make me stop!!

     Connecting to server…
     You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
     You: hi
     Stranger: hi
     Stranger: asl
     You: sparkle much?
     Stranger: where r u from?
     You: you know…like tinker bell
     You: earth
     Stranger: mars
     You: sweet
     You: the red planet must be hot there
     Stranger: yeah
     You: ok…im in ca
     You: u?
     Stranger: so i come here
     You: lol
     You: is there sparkling on mars?
     Stranger: no, there isnt
     You: i like sparkles
     Stranger: oh?y?
     You: and chewing on baby thighs
     Stranger: really?
     You: esp the fatty ones
     You: yeah…so tender!
     You: ever tried it?
     Stranger: never
     You: you should
     You: it’s awesome
     Stranger: really?
     You: come on ….no weird sex stuff for you?
     Stranger: i will try
     You: yes, really
     You: don’t hurt them
     You: just nibble
     You: yummy
     Stranger: you mean suck?
     You: yeah…kinda like giving a hickey…but don’t leave marks. moms freak out if you do that

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     #138 | Comment by icepick32 — April 9, 2009 @ 9:53 pm

139. 

     Connecting to server…
     You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
     Stranger: hi
     You: im 20 wanna fuck
     Stranger: dont be chinese
     You: im not
     Stranger: good
     Stranger: oh dont be dead
     You: im not
     Stranger: have maggots?
     You: no i have worms
     Stranger: oh good
     Stranger: wait do they eat flesh?
     Stranger: oly the good ones do
     Stranger: only*
     You: yes they do
     Stranger: soopr
     Stranger: then lets fuck
     Your conversational partner has disconnected.
     or send us feedback.

     #139 | Comment by joyklown — April 10, 2009 @ 1:09 am

140. 

     Connecting to server…
     Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
     You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
     You: hiiii
     Stranger: hello
     Stranger: asl
     You: 25/m/us
     Stranger: nice
     Stranger: you want to cyber
     You: um
     You: are you a girl
     Stranger: yes
     Stranger: 18/f/ca
     You: hot
     Stranger: well id say im at least average
     You: how do i know you are a girl
     Stranger: i dunno
     Stranger: how am i supposed to prove that
     You: hmmm
     You: pics
     Stranger: i have a pic of my tits?
     You: that’ll work
     You: is it really you
     Stranger: yeah
     You: what’s your name
     Stranger: youll be able to tell its a real pic when you see it
     Stranger: shelby
     You: hi shelby
     You: nice name
     Stranger: hello
     You: im ethan
     Stranger: i like that name
     You: you can send to (CENSORED)@gmail.com
     You: if you want
     You: wow you have big tits
     You: are those like EE
     Stranger: no DD
     You: my gf is a D
     You: those look bigger
     Stranger: do you have pics
     You: pretty hot
     Stranger: thanks
     You: any pics of your body
     Stranger: no just that
     You: i bet you have a nice ass
     Stranger: haha
     Stranger: yeah i guess
     Stranger: its decently sized
     You: what are you wearing now
     Stranger: an oversized t
     You: thats it?
     Stranger: mhm
     You: you should put on some panties
     You: and rub your pussy through your panties
     Stranger: i have a dildo here with me and ill do whatever you want me to with it
     Stranger: okay
     You: push your panties to the side
     You: and ill lick your pussy
     Stranger: mmm
     Stranger: my juices are already flowing
     You: ill shove my dick inside
     You: and grab your tits
     Stranger: mmm
     You: and fuck your pussy
     You: lick your nipples
     Stranger: im fingering myself
     You: finger yourself while you suck my cock
     You: and ill put my cock between your tits
     You: fuck me with your tits
     Stranger: mmm ill wrap my tits around your fat cock
     You: yeah
     Stranger: and bounce up and down
     Stranger: faster and faster
     You: then deep throat my cock
     Stranger: every time you dick pops out i suck on the tip
     Stranger: mmm i take your cock and shove it inch by inch down my throat
     You: mmm
     Stranger: finally all of you is in my mouth
     Stranger: and i leave you there for as long as i can
     You: fuck
     You: yeah
     Stranger: i finally cant take anymore
     Stranger: youre gagging me
     You: choke on it
     Stranger: so i pull you out
     You: spit on it
     Stranger: i slobber all over your dick and shove you in and out of my mouth
     Stranger: wrapping my lips around the shaft
     Stranger: sucking real hard
     Stranger: fuckingmy mouth with your cock
     Stranger: i take your hand and put it on the back of my head
     Stranger: i move my head back and forth
     Stranger: thrusting you in and out
     You: im rubbing your pussy while you suck my dick
     Stranger: mmm
     You: then i flip you over
     You: and smack your ass
     Stranger: i moan
     You: and hit you from behing
     Stranger: do it again
     You: teasing your pussy with my cock
     Stranger: mmm
     You: slap my dick on your pussy
     Stranger: let me have it
     You: and spank you
     You: hard
     Stranger: i want you to fuck me so hard that i wont be able to walk
     You: shove my dick inside you and grab your tits
     You: from behind
     Stranger: mmm
     You: pound against your ass
     You: smacking
     You: hard
     Stranger: i start rubbing my clit
     Stranger: i groan with every slam
     You: fuck
     You: fuck you hard
     Stranger: mmmm fuck me i shout
     You: and slap your ass
     Stranger: mmm
     Stranger: it burns
     You: i can feel your wet pussy
     Stranger: ohhh fuck
     You: fucking come on my cock
     Stranger: youre making me so horny
     Stranger: your dick is soaking from my cum
     You: i squeeze your ass
     Stranger: mmm
     Stranger: oh god
     Stranger: i want your fat cock so bad
     You: i want to taste your wet pussy
     Stranger: i stop you
     Stranger: and i lay you down
     Stranger: i stand over you
     Stranger: and get on my knees
     Stranger: i then move up a little and sit on your face
     You: yeah
     Stranger: taste that
     You: rub your pussy on my face
     Stranger: i move my hips back and forth
     Stranger: smearing my cum on your face
     Stranger: i rub my clit real fast
     Stranger: i then get up real quck and turn around
     Stranger: i sit back down and begin to suck your cock
     You: fuck yeah
     Stranger: while you eat me
     You: suck it
     You: its throbbing
     Stranger: my pussy is throbbing too
     You: get on top of me
     Stranger: will you talk for a few mins so i can finger myself
     You: yeah
     You: you are on top
     You: im squeezing your ass
     You: and smacking it
     You: you are hovering over me
     You: up and down on my cock
     You: all the way down and slowly up
     You: and im squeezing your ass hard
     You: and guiding your hips down
     You: on my fat cock
     You: and rubbing your thighs
     You: then i throw you back on your back
     You: and fuck you really hard
     You: a little to the side
     You: so its tight
     You: your pussy feels so tight and wet
     You: my big hard cock is throbbing inside
     You: i put your legs up high
     You: your pussy looks so hot
     You: im fucking it hard
     You: licking your nipples
     You: while i slam against your pussy
     You: you want to come on my big fat cock
     You: come all over it
     You: and i slap your tits
     You: while you scream for my cock
     You: and your pussy is so wet
     You: the juices run down your thigh
     You: the bed is wet under your ass
     You: i keep fucking you hard
     You: and put two fingers in your mouth
     You: the same fingers that were just in your pussy
     You: and i fuck you deep
     You: you moan
     You: then i pull out
     You: and lick your pussy
     Stranger: oh my god
     You: because im going to cum if i dont
     You: i stroke myself
     You: while i eat your pussy
     You: spit on your pussy
     You: and stick two fingers in
     You: my tongue is on your clit now
     You: flicking my tongue on your clit
     You: and grabbing your tits
     Stranger: mmm i just came
     You: you want to come on my tongue now
     You: yeah
     You: i want to come on your face
     You: suck my dick
     Stranger: mmm i have a clit massager that i just let sit on my clit
     Stranger: it was amazing
     You: awesome
     You: thats hot
     Stranger: mmm
     You: did you get the bed wet
     Stranger: you were soo good
     Stranger: my pties are soaking
     Stranger: panties*
     You: you were good too
     You: what color are they
     You: send a pic sometime
     Stranger: purple
     Stranger: maybe i will
     You: hot
     Stranger: im gonna go now
     You: ok
     Stranger: see ya
     You: goodnight
     You: see ya
     Your conversational partner has disconnected.

     #140 | Comment by ethan — April 10, 2009 @ 1:37 am

141. 

     ^^^
     ur doin it wrong

     #141 | Comment by AngelBaby — April 10, 2009 @ 6:01 am

142. 

     Connecting to server…
     You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
     Stranger: i miss youu
     You: I know you do baby
     Stranger: ugh
     Stranger: lets fuck
     You: no
     You: I can’t
     You: I lost the lower half of my body in Iraq…
     Stranger: oh my god babe
     Stranger: what happened
     You: I don’t wanna talk about it…
     You: I just want you to feel bad for me and show me your tits
     Your conversational partner has disconnected.

     #142 | Comment by The Juice — April 10, 2009 @ 11:31 pm

143. 

     Connecting to server…
     Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
     You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
     Stranger: Cyber sex?
     You: This is Paul from Omegle. We have received multiple complaints of inappropriate and lewd behavior coming from this IP address, and we have informed the Federal Bureau of Investigation. They will contact you within the next 24 hours.
     Paul
     Omegle, Inc.
     (801)839-1985
     If you have any questions, please dial the number above and ask for line 3. Thank you for your cooperation
     Your conversational partner has disconnected.

     #143 | Comment by The Juice — April 11, 2009 @ 1:10 am

144. 

     Connecting to server…
     Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
     You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
     Stranger: hi
     You: What’s the big idea?
     Stranger: (???)
     Stranger: this one is
     Stranger: like it
     Stranger: ?
     You: It looks like Sylvester Stallone’s tits after a stroke.
     Your conversational partner has disconnected.

     #144 | Comment by RedoubtableUserName — April 11, 2009 @ 2:04 am

145. 

     Don’t usually post in comments but i gotta say this anonymous chat really brings out the weirdo in all of us.

     Connecting to server…
     You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
     You: hai
     Stranger: wot
     Stranger: u cant spell for shit
     You: u think this site sux
     Stranger: wat r u, a shit?
     You: i’m a shit
     Stranger: no ithink u suk
     You: i suk, u suk too?
     Stranger: yes
     You: awesome!
     Stranger: (Y)
     You: lawlz
     Stranger: fuck off
     Stranger: im wanking
     You: dont let me stop u
     Stranger: okay
     Stranger: i wont
     You: (_(_)=========D ~ ~ ~
     You: u type good for only having 1 hand available
     Stranger: thanks
     Stranger: im using my left
     Stranger: 4 the wanking
     You: its like a stranger… thats fucking talent!
     Stranger: it is
     Stranger: its cosim fucking amazing
     You: i wouldnt doubt that stranger
     Stranger: do u knowaidan?
     Stranger: hes a gimp
     You: fuck i know a gimpy fucking aiden
     Stranger: rlly?
     You: short dude, snorts when he laughs
     Stranger: its probly the same 1
     You: smells like cabbage
     Stranger: yep, thats him
     You: haha thats funny shit
     Stranger: kick him 4 me
     Stranger: wen u next see him
     You: will do, u punch him when your hands free
     Stranger: i will
     You: haha ok this was fun, enjoy the wanking bro
     Stranger: thanks u to

     #145 | Comment by Fanny the Nub — April 11, 2009 @ 6:09 am

146. 

     Connecting to server…
     Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
     You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
     You: i have to poop. brb
     You: wait…laptop. youre coming with me
     Stranger: hi
     You: so how are you
     Stranger: good
     You: (if i get quiet for a few its because im pushing. sorry)
     Stranger: are you male or female? 😀
     You: female
     You: so how’s your day
     Stranger: and how you look?
     You: right now i have my pants around my ankles since im on the toilet
     Stranger: fine, i was at home, just doing nothing
     You: (please continue to talk though. it helps me not think about it and makes it easier for me)
     You: oh thats cool
     Stranger: haha
     You: any plans for today?
     You: oh wow…this sucks. have you ever had one of those dumps that feels like its sharp?
     You: …..i dont remember eating a grape…..
     You: enough about me. what are you plans for the day
     You: umm…youre awfully quiet….youre not masturbating to me pooping are you? if so im not into that
     Stranger: what??
     You: mmm…you like that baby? I was just kidding…I love scat.
     You: love when a man jerks off using my feces as lube..
     Stranger: you’re fucking weird
     You: I’m also really a man…and i love when you diry little boys tickle my taint while i poop. you down?
     Stranger: what….the….fuck…
     You: oooh you want to be daddy’s little whore?
     Stranger: omg there are some sick people on here
     You: hey fuck you buddy! you got my goddamn hopes up when you agreed to stay on while i shit! and now you want to turn your back on me?? fuck you dude! this relationship is over! dont ever call me again!!!!
     Your conversational partner has disconnected

     #146 | Comment by My name is Barack Obama...and I approve this message — April 13, 2009 @ 2:52 pm

147. 

     Connecting to server…
     You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
     You: i have to poop. brb
     Stranger: okay.
     You: wait..im on a laptop. youre coming with me
     You: so how are you
     Stranger: ha.
     Stranger: i’m cheered up.
     You: (btw if i get quiet just keep talking. just means im pushing. when you keep talking it helps me not think about it so i go easier)
     Stranger: hmmmm…
     Stranger: okay.
     You: thats good
     Stranger: how was your day?
     You: it will be better in about 10 mins.
     You: haha
     Stranger: ha
     You: this one feels like a monster
     Stranger: that’s nice to know.
     Stranger: whatdya eat today?
     You: too much chilli
     Stranger: i see
     Stranger: what kinda chilli?
     You: oh wow…you ever have one of those shits that feels sharp?
     You: that hurt
     Stranger: yes
     Stranger: and your asshole hurts for a week
     You: oh wow…i dont remember eating a grape
     You: or the burning shits from too many hot cheetos
     Your conversational partner has disconnected.

     #147 | Comment by sometimes i get bored.. — April 14, 2009 @ 9:24 pm

148. 

     Connecting to server…
     You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
     Stranger: hello?
     You: i wish i was a little bit taller i wish i was a baller
     You: i wish i had a girl who looked good i would call her
     Stranger: damn, the next line’s much harder
     You: i wish i had a rabbit in a hat with a bat and a 64 impala
     Stranger: i wish i had a rabbit on a stick like a cat with..
     Stranger: oh, that’s it
     You: lmao
     You: wish I was like six foot nine so I could get with Leoshi cause she don’t know me but yo she’s really fine
     You: Cause she don’t know me but yo she’s really fine
     You know I see her all the time

     You: shit repeated that line
     You: failt
     You: -t
     You: shit
     You: Everywhere I go, and even in my dreams
     I can scheme a way to make her mine
     Stranger: cuase i know she’s livin…
     Stranger: phat?
     You: nice
     You: Her boyfriend’s tall and he plays ball
     So how am I gonna compete with that
     Stranger: something about basketball
     You: lol
     Stranger: i’m always last to be picked?
     You: ‘Cause when it comes to playing basketball
     I’m always last to be picked
     And in some cases never picked at all
     Stranger: yeah! that’s my fave lyric.
     Stranger: (of the song)
     You: lol of all time
     You: So I just lean up on the wall
     Or sit up in the bleachers with the rest of the girls
     Who came to watch their men ball
     Dag y’all! I never understood, black
     You: Why the jocks get the fly girls And me I get the hood rats
     Stranger: skibble!
     You: hahaha
     You: I tell ’em scat, skittle, scabobble Got hit with a bottle And I been in the hospital
     For talkin’ that mess
     You: or skabobble….whatever the fuckin spelling is
     Stranger: closer than skibble…
     You: lol
     You: um..fuck…
     You: oh
     You: I confess it’s a shame when you livin’ in a city That’s the size of a box and nobody knows yo’ name
     You: Like quick-quick got sick-sick to my stomach
     Overcommeth by the thoughts of me and her together
     Right?
     So when I asked her out she said I wasn’t her type
     Stranger: i have a car and people laugh at me but i’m still cool!
     You: I wish I had a brand-new car
     So far, I got this hatchback
     And everywhere I go, yo I gets laughed at
     You: hahaha
     Stranger: I got an 8-track…
     You: And when I’m in my car I’m laid back
     I got an 8-track and a spare tire in the backseat
     But that’s flat
     You: And do you really wanna know what’s really whack See I can’t even get a date
     So, what do you think of that?

     You: alright enough of that. hahaha this is what being high does. jesus fucking christ i was quoting skee-lo. wth
     You: i am ashamed
     Stranger: hey, there’s nothing wrong with quoting skee-lo
     Stranger: to a stranger.
     You: yes. you are Stranger and I am You
     Stranger: lol
     You: lol
     You: time for me to scat, skittle, scabobble
     Stranger: sure thing
     You: i wish……i wish…….
     Stranger: hey, just wondering
     Stranger: where are you?
     You: ca
     You: you?
     Stranger: UK
     You: i mean…Stranger?
     Stranger: what’s ca?
     You: (I’m You)
     You: lol
     You: california
     Stranger: gotcha
     Stranger: lol
     You: lol
     You: *moonwalks out*
     You have disconnected.

     #148 | Comment by Harry Azdik — April 14, 2009 @ 9:41 pm

149. 

     LMAO @ 121

     WIN!

     #149 | Comment by Harry Azdik — April 14, 2009 @ 9:53 pm

150. 

     Connecting to server…
     You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
     Stranger: hi
     You: Ever seen a naked chicken?
     Stranger: yeah in super market
     Stranger: at dubai city
     Stranger: and u
     You: Nah….I mean living ones
     Stranger: yeah sometimes in brothel
     You: you sick person >_>
     Stranger: why
     Stranger: I don’t understand
     Stranger: this is normal in dubai
     You: looking at naked chickens….dutty
     Stranger: why
     Stranger: they want
     You: they told you this?
     Stranger: yes they say i like you
     Stranger: i will do everything for you
     Stranger: really
     Stranger: i like that
     Stranger: u also
     You: Do they make you cross the road with your dick in their arse?
     Stranger: how
     Stranger: i can’t take here so far
     Stranger: just in brothel
     Stranger: sometimes car
     Stranger: somtimes hotel
     Stranger: do you let them suck too?
     Stranger: with or without condom?
     You: Do you shove corn up yer arse and let them peck it out?
     Stranger: what a sick bastard
     You: You’re the one who’s doing these unspeakable things >_>
     You: You need help.
     Stranger: you let a girl pick corn out of your arse
     Stranger: i just fuck them
     You: You fuck corn filled arses?
     Stranger: no!
     Stranger: i am just male from dubai
     Stranger: who goes to brothel
     Stranger: what do you mean
     You: Do you like the nobbly feeling of mens corn filled arses? Damn….you’re sick. >_<
     Stranger: no
     Stranger: i like girls
     Stranger: russian
     Stranger: where do you come from
     You: Quite frankly I’m appalled
     Stranger: you are sick
     You: You like russian girls to hold men down so that you can fill their arses with corn and then fuck them?
     You: Damn….I’ve met some sick buggers in my time but….damn!
     Stranger: NO
     Stranger: you will not understand what i say
     Stranger: are you german?
     You: I understand completely you sick corn nobbling bastard!
     Stranger: france?
     You: Do you like to receive?
     Your conversational partner has disconnected.

     #150 | Comment by Arther — April 15, 2009 @ 6:06 pm

151. 

     Connecting to server…
     Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
     You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
     You: I’ve seen you naked
     Stranger: im naked right now
     You: I’m not impressed >_<
     Stranger: but im horny!
     You: Horny, Horny Horny?
     You: Well since we’re both naked….wanna rub our bits on the screens?
     Stranger: im so wet!
     You: *Gets you a towel*
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     #151 | Comment by Arther — April 15, 2009 @ 6:53 pm

152. 

     Connecting to server…
     You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
     Stranger: hi
     You: Ever masturbated under the pale moonlight?
     Stranger: regularly
     You: Ever done it on a full moon? Sometimes a werewolf will finish you off 😉
     Stranger: lol
     You: *HOWL*
     You: *Pounces*
     You: You turned yet?
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     #152 | Comment by Arther — April 15, 2009 @ 7:05 pm

153. 

     Connecting to server…
     You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
     Stranger: I’m an asassin
     You: Ass-Inn?
     You: Are you open for business?
     Stranger: Sure baby
     Stranger: anything for you
     Stranger: i’m a guy
     You: Me too!…..bend over bitch!
     Stranger: i have a beard
     You: I love beards!
     You: Can I tug on it?
     Stranger: Ohhhh sure
     You: *Tug*
     Stranger: Ohhh
     Stranger: harder
     You: ooOOooOOoooo….Baby!
     You: I Just came. ^_^
     You: Awwww….and it’s all in your beard
     You: You mucky bugger
     Stranger: *sticky big bugger
     You: With a sticky beard don’t forget ^_^
     Stranger: 😉
     Stranger: imma go on facebook
     Stranger: na-night 🙂 xx
     You: Night shexy~
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     #153 | Comment by Arther — April 15, 2009 @ 7:13 pm

154. 

     Connecting to server…
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     You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
     Stranger: Hi
     You: Hoe
     Stranger: How are u?
     You: Warm
     You: you?
     Stranger: Im horny
     Stranger: Are u girl?
     You: Yeah baby
     You: Are you?
     Stranger: Cool
     Stranger: No im a boy 😉
     Stranger: How old are u?
     You: Wanna shave my lady garden?
     Stranger: Haha yeah 😛
     You: I’m 74
     Stranger: oO
     You: Go ahead young whippersnapper 😉
     Stranger: Cya
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     #154 | Comment by Arther — April 15, 2009 @ 7:59 pm

155. 

     It was fun at first, but it got really old really quick. I’m either talking to creepy dudes or girls that wanna talk about my cock. My cock’s not impressive.

     #155 | Comment by billiardboy7286 — April 16, 2009 @ 1:46 pm

156. 

     I just got owned…

     Connecting to server…
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     Stranger: knock knock
     You: who’s there?
     Stranger: disco
     You: disco who?
     Stranger: disconnected
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     #156 | Comment by The Juice — April 16, 2009 @ 2:42 pm

157. 

     Connecting to server…
     You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
     You: hi
     Stranger: whatcha listening to?
     You: i’m old greig people call me old greig
     Stranger: cool
     Stranger: how olda re you?
     You: have you ever had baileys from a shoe
     Stranger: nope, just in my coffee
     You: you ever been to a party where people wee on each other
     Stranger: never! only poo
     You: i have a mangina

     #157 | Comment by joe — April 16, 2009 @ 2:49 pm

158. 

     the shorts ever

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     didn’t have to say a word

     #158 | Comment by joe — April 16, 2009 @ 5:54 pm

159. 

     People need to learn there are some things you just don’t talk about.

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     Stranger: hi
     Stranger: asl?
     You: i just took a nasty shit
     Stranger: haha thats good
     Stranger: it feels really good after
     You: I swear, it was like I peed… but from my butthole.
     Stranger: oh nasty
     You: Yeah.
     You: Now my asshole burns.
     Stranger: fuk i just puked
     You: YOU’RE GROSS!
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     #159 | Comment by JustSumDude — April 19, 2009 @ 4:49 pm

160. 

     One more for the road…

     Stranger: hi stranger
     You: Balls.
     Stranger: mitä vittua ?
     You: I don’t know what that means, but I’m pretty sure it doesn’t mean “balls”.
     Stranger: jea u r right about that 😀
     You: Have you ever had somebody put their balls in your asshole?
     Stranger: no
     You: Bummer.
     Stranger: 😀
     You: Once, I saw this rhinoceros…
     You: It was taking a dump.
     Stranger: okay : )
     You: And this bird flew over and landed on the shit, but the rhino wasn’t done…
     You: And so the rhino totally shit on the bird.
     Stranger: thats very interesting
     You: Oh man… that was the greatest day of my life.
     Stranger: okay 😀
     Stranger: i think that u r weird
     You: I’m going to put my balls in your asshole.
     You: BOOYA!
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     #160 | Comment by JustSumDude — April 19, 2009 @ 4:59 pm

161. 

     Connecting to server…
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     You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
     Stranger: Do you know who Pete Wentz is?
     You: I love ribbons in my hair!
     Stranger: wtf
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     #161 | Comment by JustSumDude — April 19, 2009 @ 5:02 pm

162. 

     Hasn’t Omegle died yet? I’m impressed, yet also vaguely disheartened.

     #162 | Comment by cobalt — April 19, 2009 @ 7:00 pm

163. 

     You: lets go to the zoo
     Stranger: zoo?
     You: lets go right now. lets go to the zoo.
     Stranger: ok,ok
     Stranger: the reason?
     You: the human head weighs 8 pounds
     Stranger: ok,I am lost
     You: are you gonna marry my mother, jerry maguire?
     Stranger: I can’t understand
     You: you said fuck
     You: don’t worry! i wont tell!
     Stranger: where from first
     You: los angeles
     Stranger: age?
     Stranger: and your mother’s
     You: im 4
     You: i dont know how old mom is
     You: her name is dorothy
     Stranger: and why do you want me to marry your mother?
     You: Do you know that bees and dogs can smell fear?
     Stranger: I heard
     You: Do you know that my next door neighbor has three rabbits?
     Stranger: you are crazy
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     #163 | Comment by Ray — April 20, 2009 @ 3:18 am

164. 

     Stranger: hello
     You: fo shizzle
     Stranger: how ya doing?
     You: chatting with a random stranger
     You: i have alot of cats
     Stranger: yea i know what you are doing 😛
     Stranger: but how are you doing?
     Stranger: i have a dog
     You: the room smells of cat urine. im good tho.
     Stranger: that do not sound that good
     Stranger: where are u from?
     You: i put Vicks in my nose.
     You: that helps
     You: CO
     Stranger: awesome
     You: and yourself?
     Stranger: i’m from sweden (that is in europe)
     You: i made jello.
     You: i think i’l have some in a while
     Stranger: that in nice
     You: ur swedish? thats cool
     You: are you blonde?
     You: always wanted to visit there.
     You: cant take my cats tho.
     Stranger: i’m blond yes
     You: they are really scared of air travel.
     Stranger: how old are you?
     Stranger: are u male/female?
     You: they freak and shit all over thier cages.
     You: 34
     You: and ALL man.
     You: i live with my grandma
     You: it may be her urine i smell.
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     #164 | Comment by Chillard — April 20, 2009 @ 12:57 pm

165. 

     Connecting to server…
     You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
     You: Hi
     Stranger: hi
     You: You wanna watch some porn with me
     Stranger: i’d rather watch one tree hill
     You: How about One Fuck Hill
     You: have you seen that one
     Stranger: the o.c?
     You: Oh Cock
     You: The Old Cock
     Stranger: is that what your into?
     You: yes
     You: old wrinkly cock
     You: with varicose veins on their cock
     Stranger: like the popes?
     You: yes
     Stranger: i love that one
     You: the old one
     You: not the new one
     Stranger: obviosuly
     You: yes, obviously
     You: Harrison Ford also has veins on his cock.
     Stranger: no way
     You: That’s how he got the part in Star Wars
     Stranger: he doesnt have a cock
     You: oh, but he does.
     Stranger: even ‘m not this sad
     You: I think you’re thinking of Mark Hamill
     Stranger: i dont know who that is
     You: Luke baby Luke
     Stranger: right…
     You: Did you know what Socrates taught about?
     Stranger: is it chemistry?
     You: Yes, the Chemistry to sucking cock.
     You: What makes it white…??
     Stranger: i assume you are a guy?
     You: stuff like tha
     You: yes, I’m a guy. A real guy.
     Stranger: not half and half
     You: I’m guessing you’re either a girl or a straight up homo like Justin from Dontlinkthis.net
     Stranger: im a bit of both
     You: A hermaphrodite?
     Stranger: thats the one
     You: wow, how come you’re so fuckin’ funny?
     Stranger: i went to clown school
     You: Is it because you always jack off to HSM?
     Stranger: i dont know what that is
     You: Don’t lie…You want Zac Efron to nail you right in the ass-checks!
     Stranger: oh high school musical
     Stranger: you were spot on
     Stranger: i like the way you call it hsm
     Stranger: real manly
     You: I’m going to make a new movie with Zac Efron called “17 inches again”
     Stranger: im going to make a new movie with your mum, and shock horror, it has the same title
     You: I kind of doubt it because your mom had to go to the hospital because Zac Efron’s cock ripper her a new one.
     You: later loser!~

     #165 | Comment by Olivia Munn's cock — April 20, 2009 @ 5:18 pm

166. 

     Connecting to server…
     You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
     Stranger: hi
     You: Is it weird that my brother makes me watch him masturbate?
     Stranger: … really
     Stranger: you are a girl or boy
     You: Boy.
     You: Do you think it’s weird?
     Stranger: yeah, very
     You: I thought so, too.
     You: He never lets me help!
     Stranger: i’m outta here
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     #166 | Comment by JustSumDude — April 21, 2009 @ 1:04 am

167. 

     Connecting to server…
     You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
     Stranger: hey
     You: Hello there
     Stranger: what’s going on
     You: not a lot, seeing how this omegle thing works
     Stranger: where’d you hear about it?
     You: umm dontlinktis a random blog
     You: it could be fun but It could just prove a theory
     You: http://www.penny-arcade.com/comic/2004/03/19/
     You: what do you think?
     Stranger: you read penny arcade?
     You: of course
     Stranger: heh
     You: go to PAX every year as well
     Stranger: any other webcomics you like?
     You: pvp, devil’spanties and flintlock isn’t bad either
     Stranger: ah i see
     Stranger: you hang with THAT crowd
     You: what crowd might that be?
     Stranger: the more
     Stranger: geeky one?
     Stranger: i guess?
     You: its a flaw but one I’ve come to accept
     Stranger: what kinda music do you like?
     You: everything from Slightly stoopid to regina specktor to MSI it ranges wildly
     Stranger: ah
     Stranger: right
     Stranger: gross
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     #167 | Comment by joe — April 24, 2009 @ 6:49 pm

168. 

     Connecting to server…
     You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
     Stranger: once there was an ugly barincle. he was SO ugly that everyone died. The end.
     You: I live in a giant bucket.
     Stranger: I AM A BANANA
     You: I love you.
     Stranger: I’m very fond of you
     You: Let us marry.
     Stranger: do you want sweet monkey sex
     You: Do you have a womb? I want to make retarded babies with you.
     Stranger: I have 5 wombs 😉
     You: Hot damn.
     Stranger: How many penises do u have
     You: Just one… but it’s in great condition. The original owner barely used it.
     Stranger: Newb
     Stranger: most people have atleast 29
     Stranger: What are you? A freak?
     Stranger: Did I mention I’m an alien
     Stranger: Thats kind of important
     You: I’m afraid this won’t work out, after all. I don’t like illegals.
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     #168 | Comment by JustSumDude — April 26, 2009 @ 8:22 pm

169. 

     http://i253.photobucket.com/albums/hh53/MorganDanielleGrove/ngjerl031.jpg

     zomg guess who i met ^^^ were hooking up this wed!!!, but i have no account for this website….if only Justin can hook me up

     #169 | Comment by Specterx96 — May 17, 2009 @ 8:28 pm

170. 

     Connecting to server…
     You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
     You: weenie
     Stranger: homo and you?
     You: weenie face
     Stranger: ????
     You: dick slaps*
     You: take that bitch
     You: slaps dick on your forehead*
     You: imma leave a mushroom tip imprint on your forehead
     Stranger: WTF?
     You: thats right mothafucka. you heard me
     You: imma mark my territory
     Stranger: you bitch i will fuck you in your asshole
     Stranger: i will rape you all night
     You: nigga who you think you fuckin with. keyboard gangsta
     Stranger: you will scream like little horny beach
     You: like i raped yo momma all night. da bitch loved da dick
     You: she gagged and begged for it
     You: she choked on my schlong
     You: and told me to throat fuck her
     Stranger: how can you do this with your little penis?
     Stranger: my friend its impossible
     You: wtf is a horny little ‘beach’ beaches dont get horny
     You: stupid
     You: sand and water get horny?
     Stranger: horny mean ready for sex
     You: a beach is sand and water
     You: dumb shit
     Stranger: fuck gramma
     You: how can sand and water get horny
     You: speak english
     You: engrish
     Stranger: 🙂
     Stranger: ok see you
     You: die
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     #170 | Comment by Harry Azdik — June 10, 2009 @ 3:22 pm

171. 

     Connecting to server…
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     Looking…..
     Looking…..
     Looking…..
     Looking…..
     Looking…..
     Sorry all the children were taken.
     Pls Connect to next available server.

     #171 | Comment by jen — June 22, 2009 @ 1:52 am

172. 

     Connecting to server…
     Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
     You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
     A word of advice: “asl” is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
     Stranger: ASL
     Stranger: is not boring huh
     You: lol guess not
     Stranger: it makes this a whole lot faster
     You: especially in capitals
     You: 22 m
     Stranger: yeah exactly
     Stranger: from india?
     You: new zealand
     Stranger: oh
     Stranger: hmm
     You: there are indians on here?
     Stranger: 18 f australia
     Stranger: yeah
     You: nice
     Stranger: i read it
     Stranger: on wikipedia
     You: great its yahoo all over again
     You: lol
     Stranger: lots of lasagna??
     Stranger: or lots of love???
     \
     Stranger: or lonely ornament love
     Stranger: or lizard on leeches
     You: i dunno its supposed to be laugh out loud or lots of laughs but it ends up at the end of most my messages lol
     You: see there it goes again…
     Stranger: oh so its a lie eh?
     You: lol lol lulz?
     You: lots of lulz?
     You: **
     Stranger: kinda like saying MUMZ
     Stranger: or SUNGZ
     You: dunno what happened there i typed lots of and lol lol came out :S
     Stranger: and its a habit for you to write that?
     You: yeah
     Stranger: do you like rabbits?
     You: i blame texting
     You: rabbits are cool
     Stranger: texting causes thumb cancer
     Stranger: do you want a mail order bride rabbit?
     You: oh well i guess im screwed then
     Stranger: i give those
     Stranger: to friends
     Stranger: like you
     Stranger: the special ones 😉
     You: lucky rabbit
     Stranger: WOOF
     Stranger: i know
     You: my sisters rabbit got eaten by her cat
     You: true story
     Stranger: my cat got eaten by an angry rabbit
     Stranger: true story
     Stranger: NO JOKE
     Stranger: 😀
     Stranger: like seriously
     Stranger: like im NOT EVEN JOKING
     Stranger: : |
     You: sure it wasnt a giant hamster?
     Stranger: nawww
     Stranger: your mom is a giant hamster5
     You: nah i keep a pan flute near by to keep them at bay
     Stranger: ebay saved my grandmothers life
     Stranger: she bought a heart 😀 for me and my boyfriend to
     Stranger: mate
     Stranger: yahh feel meh?
     You: mate?
     Stranger: oh yeahh feel da luv!
     Stranger: LULZ
     Stranger: indeed
     Stranger: proceed
     You: hmm
     Stranger: mmh
     Stranger: so good
     Stranger: mmmmmmmmmh
     You: so how did you find this site thing?
     Stranger: miley serious
     Stranger: i met a friend once
     Stranger: in this website called
     Stranger: lunch timers
     Stranger: and he told me to come here
     You: you met a friend once?
     Stranger: and so here i am
     You: so you havent met any before?
     Stranger: yeah
     Stranger: naw
     Stranger: bro
     Stranger: yah feel meh?
     Stranger: I am just so used to these kangaroos in my closet that i never thought bout having friends
     Stranger: but here
     Stranger: i make soooo many of them
     Stranger: i really do
     You: roos bounce almost as good as tiggerers
     Stranger: HOPE
     Stranger: is in my heart
     Stranger: ohhhh
     Stranger: i didnt get it
     Stranger: goodbye
     Stranger: leggy blonde
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     #172 | Comment by johny — August 8, 2009 @ 5:25 am