I’m really amazed that this isn’t just a fake movie trailer like the ones you see in Grindhouse (Planet Terror/Death Proof).

This movie actually exists and is apparently coming out (on UK DVD) May 18th.

I should probably mention that it stars Ron Jeremy’s penis.

When a ferocious blizzard strands the cast and crew of an adult film shoot, the ragtag band of eccentric heroes must band together against a mysterious and deadly alien menace which has literally possessed the casts largest member — Ron Jeremy (naturally)

After slaying Ron, his detached penis embarks on a spree of carnal carnage on a colossal scale. With the help of a half-crazed Vietnam vet (Russ Meyer legend Charles Napier), haunted by his own wartime experience with this alien fiend, the race is on to trap and destroy this penile predator before there are more victims of its vicious, utterly unique method of murder.

Starring adult film legends Ron Jeremy & Veronica Hart and Buffy The Vampire Slayer pin-up Amber Benson, One Eyed Monster is an outrageous and spectacular homage to the classic sci-fi horror of “Alien” and “The Thing”. Its also a thrilling, throbbing, thoroughly depraved comedy which dares to invade the parts other aliens can only dream of!

16 thoughts on “ONE EYED MONSTER

  1. I almost don’t even know what to say but ‘first’. I will watch it though, and I sort of like Amber Benson too.

    #1 | Comment by Kewtr — April 28, 2009 @ 11:40 am

  2. Uh Justin, this is seemingly unnecessary… ok it is a little funny.

    Uphold the tradition man. Ali Lohan is starting to grow out and she’s still jailbait. There are pics out in the wild of Ali n Linds at the beach today, with the focus of blog posts being the Lindsay pics. SOMEBODY’S got to have access to “other” pics from their trip.

    #2 | Comment by BobBobson — April 28, 2009 @ 11:57 am

  3. LMAO, thats f’n hilarious…

    #3 | Comment by Marty McFly — April 28, 2009 @ 12:31 pm

  4. Seems kind of funny, but I’m not sure if I could sit through a couple of hours of porn-stars trying to act.

    Then again, I’ve sat through Jessica Simpson, Alba and Megan Fox trying to act so there might not be much of a difference there.

    #4 | Comment by evil monkey — April 28, 2009 @ 1:23 pm

  5. i cant wait to pick this one up!

    #5 | Comment by berkley — April 28, 2009 @ 2:23 pm

  6. Don’t want to see the monster. But the accompanying cuties are OK.

    #6 | Comment by tool — April 28, 2009 @ 4:38 pm

  7. Wow Justin posting about a penis movie hmmm……….

    #7 | Comment by DUDEMASTER — April 28, 2009 @ 6:47 pm

  8. This should be on a double bill with that movie ‘Teeth’.

    #8 | Comment by Smiley — April 28, 2009 @ 7:19 pm

  9. @ 2

    #9 | Comment by pwrdrive — April 28, 2009 @ 11:28 pm

  10. It’s already out:

    #10 | Comment by Darwin — April 28, 2009 @ 11:30 pm

  11. Does Amber Benson get naked at all? Because that’s all I’d really care about.

    #11 | Comment by Nobody — April 29, 2009 @ 12:55 am

  12. As long as Amber is naked (or at least topless) in it, i’ll watch it.

    #12 | Comment by Pirho — April 29, 2009 @ 7:39 pm

  13. There’s a saying: “A hole is a hole, a dick has no eye”. This film might change my life.

    #13 | Comment by carantmal — April 29, 2009 @ 8:57 pm

  14. This had better get a release on Region 1 dvd. Looks fucking hilarious.

    #14 | Comment by oofoo — April 29, 2009 @ 11:47 pm

  15. According to Mr. Skin, only Carmen Hart gets naked.

    #15 | Comment by Pirho — April 30, 2009 @ 10:24 am

  16. I didn’t even lol once during the trailer. If you don’t laugh during the trailer you can pretty much guarantee the movie won’t be funny.

    #16 | Comment by cobalt — May 10, 2009 @ 3:54 pm

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