Remember that Nelly Retardo post that i made way back in January? You know, this one.
Well, for some reason, i’ve gotten a couple of new comments on that post.
Justin – She ain’t arrogant. She sings both nasal and with open tones. She most certainly isn’t tryin’ to sound black (if she did, she failed – I don’t hear it – not sure where you’re getting that – if it’s her quasi-rapping: the Portuguese have had a rapping style for centuries). She’s definitely down to earth yet sure of herself – not arrogant. You’re entitled to your opinion, and mine is: You sound like an ignorant doofus -have you heard the album? It’s quite creative – I think it even won a Grammy – know what that is and who it is that votes?
Posted by SIR – 4:38am April 3, 2002
SIR, i don’t WANT to listen to her album. I’d rather stick a pencil in my ear.
You’re a loser. Nelly is awesome. Just by the looks of her boobies, you can tell the girl has talent. Her coochie smells like daisies. Therefore she can dance as well. The only other artist ever that can compete with her is Danzig. They both rock. But “just because she rocks doesn’t mean she’s made of stone” – Mike Gagliano (adopted Jewish boy). She has feelings and if she ever read what you wrote, she would cry, then beat you up. You’re a meanie head and she’s a tough grrrrl. I think you need to stop masturbating, and start lisetening to her CD (with pants on!). By the way, your nipples are ugly.
Posted by Heather – 6:26pm April 7, 2002
Heather, i want to see your boobs.
Anyhow, i’ve said it once and i’ll say it again. I HATE NELLY FUCKING RETARDO. She cannot sing for crap. Some of her songs had some good rhythms and beats, and she screwed them all up by opening her mouth. And what the fuck is that stupid bird song anyway? It worse than that other dumb turn off the lights crap. If she’s so much like a bird, and going to fly away, why the fuck hasn’t she? Maybe if her song hadn’t been played to the max on the radio, she wouldn’t be as annoying. Maybe if her voice didn’t sound like a bad saxaphone’s player imitation of a cat being run over by a car, i wouldn’t begin to cower and whimper every time it started to play on the radio. Maybe if she didn’t have such a big ass nose… Anyway, she has all of that, and i really don’t like her.
Her voice is all scratchy like she was brushing her teeth and just started brushing her throat raw. Ohh… bad mental images. Anyway, she really cannot sing. Her voice goes up in pitch then goes down a bit , then up and down and up and down. I don’t think she planned for it to do that, but if she did then she’s just stupid because it sounds terrible.
She’s NOT good, so stop telling her she is! It’s such a crock of shit the way she won those Grammy’s. Ok, fine, at least she writes her own stuff, but seriously. It’s BAD. She’s BAD. She should just go AWAY! Fuck! Go to hell, Nelly Furtado! Maybe in a different life, and a different time, i would have liked you, but right now you’re just another bad singer. But for one thing, she really does look like a bird, which I intend as a compliment to her honesty. I am like a profoundly annoyed bird after listening to this song. The “Hidden Gap Advert, Crouching Freshly Scrubbed Co-ed” video does a lot to obscure this lousy POS song.
She considers Missy Elliot ‘one of the best urban acts in the world.’ WTF? Someone once commented that she has a nice rack. So what? She looks like she’s in a coma or something on the cover of her CD. That isn’t a good thing to aim for, and again if she was actually aiming for that comafied look…all I have to say is NO.
DIE NELLY RETARDO. DIE!