Stuff. Just random stuff.
Let’s begin.
Spider-man! I really love this ad. Unseen footage and a surprise ending! =D
<3 Stacy! What’s her favorite site? Apparently it’s mine!! =O
*shock*
So honored! =D <3 And hey hey hey. Look who's back! Kip is back! Don’t know who Kip is? Well then you must belong to one of the newer generations of fubar readers that don’t know better. But it doesn’t matter! Point is, he’s back. Oh and can somebody please host his bitchass please.
In other news, i updated my DVD list! And i also added a few new links to the site. Zoja! Cleo! Oh! And also, contrary to what Eye thinks, only 10% of my DVD’s are bootlegs! And even then, i still have more DVD’s than he does! Nyah nyah nyah nyah.
I bought an N64 for 30 bucks a few days ago! And it came with a 4 Meg Expansion Pak! Which retails for 30 bucks alone! So i got an N64 WITH an Expansion Pak for only 30 bucks! What a steal! I also got 3 games to go with my 30 buck N64! Goldeneye, Perfect Dark and Conker’s Bad Fur Day! I got Perfect Dark for 14 bucks!
N64! For 30 bucks! Perfect Dark! For 14 bucks! It’s like daylight robbery!
Actually that’s the reason why i haven’t been updating so much lately! It’s because i’ve been playing Conker’s Bad Fur Day and Perfect Dark so much! Fun-ness! Okay so they both look like shit and have choppy as hell framerates by todays GC and PS2 (and even the now defunct DC) standards but they’re still tight ass games!
Look!
So now. I need your help all you fellow N64 owners out there. What other GOOD old games should i add to my collection?
Is Paper Mario any good? Majora’s Mask? Beetle Adventure Racing?
Perfect Dark! For 14 bucks! My head is still spinning!
I need more good old games. RECOMMEND TO ME YOUR FAVORITES.
Resident Evil for GC! In stores April 30th! Can’t wait! Spider-man PS2! In store NEXT WEEK! April 16th! *faint*
Useless Justin trivia: I once actually owned an N64 a coupla years ago. With like… 9 games for it. UNTIL IT ALL GOT STOLEN. *cry*
Useless Jusin trivia 2: I never got to finish Zelda for the SNES. I only got as far as the Dark World. And then i quit playing because i got upset and scared.
What? The Dark World was scary and upsetting!
All of you long time, old time fubar readers might be interested to know that Edo (webmaster of the now defunct thefatwebsite.com) has a new site up. It’s the evolution of our MailOrderBride.com idea (a site that i was supposed to co-own together with Edo that, unfortuantely, never saw the light of day) and it’s now become… SPY-MAGAZINE.NET!!
And… no. It’s not about spies. Nor was MailOrderBride.com to be an actual Mail Order Bride site.
Nor was thefatwebsite.com about fat people either.
Edo likes misleading site URL’s. I think he’s like half Japanese or something. You know those Japanese. Kooky.
But they make great games! <3 Shigeru Miyamoto! <3 Hideo Kojima! <3 Yu Suzuki! <3 Nintendo! <3 Sega! <3 Sony! POO TO MICROSOFT. Edo owns an X-Box. Let's all point and laugh. Why does no one make me anymore fan signs? Don't you realize that you'll get lots and lots of superficial hits if i post yours up?? Especially if you have boobs?? I get 5000+/- hits a day you know? I used to get around 9000+ a day a coupla months back. 9000+! I am a hit monster.
Wow. This is a long post. Let me make it longer by cutting and pasting short reviews of my site. In a little section i’d like to call… ‘WHAT PEOPLE HAVE SAID’.
(Cunningly edited to make it seem like my site is the best in the world)
“…this is one of those sites you dream about finding. Seriously. Forget about me and go there — you might never come back here, ever, but that’s okay. I will comPLETEly understand.” – Bears-Cave
“He has nude naked topless celebrities, amusing things to say, and an interesting following. Its about half very bright girls and half guys who can’t spell anything at all. Makes for a fun dynamic.” – Spacecheese
“Excellence, if one word could wrap up his site, excellence would be it. The […] logs are interesting and fun to read.” – theweblogreview (i won site of the year there)
“…I also just wanted to take a min, and say thanks. I really do enjoy your web site, it makes me laugh. I have told co-workers about it, and they also tell me that it is good. Whatever you are doing, keep it up.” – Kevin (via e-mail)
“I did not have sexual relations with that woman Ms. Lewinsky” – Bill Clinton
This is where i suddenly end the post abruptly.
Activision just bought Rare. Go Xbox Go!
kooky?
#1 | Comment by Edo Rocket — April 11, 2002 @ 2:14 pm
Fuck! Why Rare??? WHYYYYYY????
#2 | Comment by Justin — April 11, 2002 @ 2:35 pm
Maybe Shigeru Miyamoto tried to touch Ken Lobb on his…lobby.
#3 | Comment by Edo Rocket — April 11, 2002 @ 3:38 pm
The Ocarina of Time is the only N64 Zelda game worth playing. Majora’s Mask blows balls,the whole game is set on a timer of 3 Zelda days (around 3 hours) and when you reach the end of the 3 days, the world ends and everything starts over. You can keep songs, major weapons, and heart pieces, but nothing else. That means all your rupees faeries bombs useable items reset, all the bosses come alive again, and basically you can never just relax and play the game. I got 75% through it, got frustrated, and quit. This is the ONLY Zelda game EVER that I’ve abandoned. It’s sad, and sucky, and please run and save yourself.
#4 | Comment by Cleo — April 11, 2002 @ 3:53 pm
you still didn’t link to me. oh well.
everything is going blurry again, and my chest is starting to hurt. perhaps it’s a heart attack. i’m going to take a nap.
#5 | Comment by Miss Shigatsu — April 11, 2002 @ 7:11 pm
wow dude, you’ve gone and given some chick a heart attack. that’s pretty heavy. i remember i was in brunei on boxing day and some old guy had a stroke and crapped himself at the yachtclub. it was nasty. it was all running down his leg and everything.
#6 | Comment by Edo Rocket — April 12, 2002 @ 12:17 pm