It’s that time of year again. Time for starlets to flock to Cannes. Not for the film festival, but to frolic under the Mediterranean sun in their bikinis on multi-million dollar yachts owned by rich old men who bought them for this express purpose.
It’s a tough life, but someone has to do it…might as well be Hayden.
UPDATE: Another day, another bikini…
Nice work, if you can get it.
YET ANOTHER UPDATE: A dozen new pics added, and some better res versions of ones that were already up. Enjoy! ^_^
ZOMGWTF MOAR UPDATE: Evidently, the paparazzi in France have employed the use of sharks with frickin’ cameras attached to their heads. Anyhoo, here’s two dozen new pics, including some more booty shots.
first??
#1 | Comment by jez... — May 19, 2009 @ 2:43 am
Her vag is probably beautiful.
#2 | Comment by kyle — May 19, 2009 @ 2:49 am
AWWW SHIT. IM ON A BOAT. IM ON A BOAT. EVERYBODY LOOK AT ME CUZ IM SAILIN’ ON A BOAT.
#3 | Comment by dex — May 19, 2009 @ 2:49 am
Very Nice.
#4 | Comment by frank the dolphin — May 19, 2009 @ 2:50 am
#2
…yeah… probably very pink and puffy…!
#5 | Comment by Jeff — May 19, 2009 @ 3:10 am
Nice Cameltoe.
#6 | Comment by patchidoodle — May 19, 2009 @ 3:11 am
I need to get me a boat! Who’s the other chick in the first pic? She’s got some good cleavage. In fact there looks to be a third hot chick on the boat.
The lesson is Yacht = Pussy. Also, Hayden = Stiffy.
#7 | Comment by evil monkey — May 19, 2009 @ 3:20 am
Mmmm, delicious Hayden.
#8 | Comment by Nobody — May 19, 2009 @ 3:37 am
So, now there are THREE good days during owning a yacht – the day you buy, the day you sell, and now also THIS day.
#9 | Comment by Guy Perkins — May 19, 2009 @ 3:42 am
Hayden’s not bad, but I’m much more interested in the one with the great tits in pics 1 and 7. Who dat?
#10 | Comment by EmJee — May 19, 2009 @ 3:45 am
We need to get some hot pics of her when she still had gigant fluffy permhead!
#11 | Comment by MIK — May 19, 2009 @ 3:55 am
The only thing depressing about this picture is that other girls delicious cleavage was covered up. That and her and Hayden weren’t having hot drunken clamfights.
#12 | Comment by Mr.Copic — May 19, 2009 @ 5:57 am
Hayden + Nippage = Crazy Delicious!
#13 | Comment by Mmmmm... — May 19, 2009 @ 6:34 am
I love her.
#14 | Comment by een — May 19, 2009 @ 7:27 am
Oh god yes. First Miley in a bikini now this? Best week ever
#15 | Comment by Brad — May 19, 2009 @ 9:03 am
a good friend of mine works the door at a nightclub in NY where Zachery Quinto went after the premiere of Star Trek. (which was great BTW)
He joked with Quinto that he’d let him through the VIP entrance if he hooked him up with Hayden. lol
Quinto told him, “I’d never do that to anyone, She’s an incredible bitch!!”
Be that as it may….I’d pump all of her orafices full of my man-batter!
#16 | Comment by MacDaddy — May 19, 2009 @ 9:09 am
All that skin and not one ass shot?
WHY? WHY?!?!
#17 | Comment by Stepovich — May 19, 2009 @ 9:20 am
Amen to 7, 10, and 12. I like Hayden, but if it was a choice I’d take the mystery girl (if I couldn’t have both)
#18 | Comment by DreadedSpermBackup — May 19, 2009 @ 10:52 am
wee little midget troll.
#19 | Comment by asdf — May 19, 2009 @ 10:52 am
Grade A pokies.
I would moan about the grainy quality but as these were probably taken from about 12 parsecs away using a mammoth telephoto lens I’d like to thank the Paps for bringing us more Hayden gold.
#20 | Comment by cobalt — May 19, 2009 @ 11:39 am
Boys shouldn’t wear bikinis.
#21 | Comment by Franc — May 19, 2009 @ 11:45 am
Franc you loser ,
How about I smash your nobody face in ? An I can do it
Hayden will ALWAYS be a hot sweet cunt
#22 | Comment by al — May 19, 2009 @ 2:16 pm
Highest res I’ve seen yet on the second set.
Angelbaby FTW yet again.
#23 | Comment by cobalt — May 19, 2009 @ 2:41 pm
^^^
thx…i try to be my best.
^_^
#24 | Comment by AngelBaby — May 19, 2009 @ 2:43 pm
Sweet ass, what is that tat say on her?
#25 | Comment by Pirho — May 19, 2009 @ 2:50 pm
^^^
looks like it says ‘vivere senza rimpianti’ which roughly translates to ‘live without regret’
#26 | Comment by AngelBaby — May 19, 2009 @ 3:04 pm
Her tat says something like “vivere senza rimipianti”.
“vivere senza rimpianti” means “to live without regrets”.
Did she spell it wrong? O_o
#27 | Comment by devnull — May 19, 2009 @ 3:10 pm
^^^
yes, she got an extra ‘i’ in there.
to bad yep to bad
#28 | Comment by AngelBaby — May 19, 2009 @ 3:12 pm
@al
Sorry, please accept my apology. I didn’t mean to insult your boyfriend. 🙁
#29 | Comment by Franc — May 19, 2009 @ 3:16 pm
damn shes looking really good the one of her bent over is nice
#30 | Comment by the cumbucket from hell named chuck norris — May 19, 2009 @ 3:38 pm
I’ll stick to my Kristen Bell seethrough nipply pic, thank you very much. http://s3.amazonaws.com/data.tumblr.com/yX6zGzbltkyx5yyhjNR8XaqEo1_1280.jpg?AWSAccessKeyId=0RYTHV9YYQ4W5Q3HQMG2&Expires=1242848377&Signature=Usq1oLTymiK4AnTXWFU%2FBaTEvx0%3D
#31 | Comment by El Gigante — May 19, 2009 @ 3:43 pm
She really needs to shave that bush. That’s 1840s era bush going on.
#32 | Comment by Gage — May 19, 2009 @ 3:59 pm
#31 – i’m gonna go out on a limb and say that pic was shooped.
i can tell from some of the pixels and from having seen quite a few shoops in my time.
#33 | Comment by AngelBaby — May 19, 2009 @ 3:59 pm
Whats with the bruizes on the dykes ass on # 10?
#34 | Comment by Boo — May 19, 2009 @ 4:07 pm
Stupid tats are stupid.
#35 | Comment by tool — May 19, 2009 @ 5:08 pm
#34
Yup. Looks like the tramp likes to be spanked…very hard…repeatedly.
#35
Agree 100%. Tats are for biker skanks and hookers. Not cool. Not cool at all.
#36 | Comment by Buddy the Elf — May 19, 2009 @ 5:35 pm
love the dual birthmarks on the other girls ass
#37 | Comment by Lita — May 19, 2009 @ 6:26 pm
Hayden looks nice and sturdy. Most of the girls that end up in my lab-er…bedroom are so very fragile.
#38 | Comment by Blumpkin — May 19, 2009 @ 6:26 pm
Yeah, Hayden is a massive bitch and wouldn’t work with Milo on set after they broke up.
I’d fuck every hole possible, plus a few other new ones but after that I’m sure I’d put her back in the closet for a quickie or 2 later. After I’m finished back to Amanda Bynes cause she’s a keeper that makes me smile and hard for over 10 years now.
#39 | Comment by Jack — May 19, 2009 @ 6:52 pm
#31
fail
#40 | Comment by cobalt — May 19, 2009 @ 6:53 pm
I am very pleased by pic 29.
#41 | Comment by Mister — May 19, 2009 @ 7:20 pm
This is a pretty good whack off site. First I thought the pictures were too big, but at the same time, I like having all that ass in my face, like in the last pic. I also like phun.org and egotastic. Does anyone know any more good celeb whack off sites? By the way, is Angelbaby a bloke or a woman? Just wondering.
#42 | Comment by Shit — May 19, 2009 @ 8:36 pm
42: How dare you reduce Fubar to a “whack off site”. It’s so much more than that. What are you? A pervert?
And Angel Baby is a smokin hot bloke named Justin.
#43 | Comment by Gage — May 19, 2009 @ 8:41 pm
mmmmmm hayden,
#44 | Comment by Hus — May 19, 2009 @ 9:48 pm
rimipianti = boobs
#45 | Comment by Justin L — May 19, 2009 @ 10:25 pm
Why aren’t the ass shots from the Green Bikini on here?
#46 | Comment by pwrdrive — May 19, 2009 @ 10:51 pm
YOU JACKIN’ IT?
#47 | Comment by Larry the white guy — May 20, 2009 @ 2:47 am
#46 – i could only find one green bikini booty shot in a decent res.
i added it along with 11 other new pics.
#48 | Comment by AngelBaby — May 20, 2009 @ 5:11 am
Yay, its another tatted up hollywood bimbo. Oh wait. I forgot, she’s unique cuz she’s a midget.
#49 | Comment by smash — May 20, 2009 @ 8:21 am
^^^ Indeed. The tat makes her look like a Budweiser can.
#50 | Comment by Titus — May 20, 2009 @ 8:46 am
The puffy pussy makes me want to bring my razor with me before we get into it, other than that, I will tear her up!
Plus I hear she only dates men older than 30!
I’m IN!!!!
#51 | Comment by MacDaddy — May 20, 2009 @ 9:49 am
Damn she is hot! Thanks for the great post/updates.
#52 | Comment by Dave — May 20, 2009 @ 2:30 pm
She looks pretty damn good in that pink (peach?) bikini, but she’s still stumpy. Girl needs to be stretched about 3-4 inches.
#53 | Comment by Flyboy — May 20, 2009 @ 5:02 pm
#43, So you’re saying Justin and Angelbaby are the same person, like Batman and Bruce Wayne? Anyway, Angelbaby, you seem to be trying to make this the best whack off site on the net, you actually seem to listen to the commenters and take suggestions and stuff, pretty fucking cool!
#54 | Comment by Shit — May 20, 2009 @ 5:38 pm
Anybody notice the face on that hag in the last picture? Looks like her severed upper lip was reattached with superglue. That shit is NSFA(nywhere)
#55 | Comment by Mister — May 20, 2009 @ 5:42 pm
#54 – More like Brad Pitt and Ed Norton in Fight Club, except one of them likes women and the other one is Justin.
#56 | Comment by Nobody — May 20, 2009 @ 6:48 pm
not a huge fan of this girl honestly, if she wasnt famous and i wasn’t drunk in real life chances are i would not.
#57 | Comment by lawl — May 20, 2009 @ 7:43 pm
Nice pics!!!
All tats on chicks should read:
see more Fail Blog
#58 | Comment by Fred — May 20, 2009 @ 9:12 pm
Of course ‘Fail’ anyway it reads “Success is not an Option” 🙂
http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2009/05/fail-owned-side-tattoo-fail.jpg?w=500&h=448
#59 | Comment by Fred — May 20, 2009 @ 9:14 pm
Tat says: “vivere senza rimipianti” wich means: “I suck dick like a champ” and also “my pussy is really puffy” in other Italy regions…
#60 | Comment by Jeff — May 21, 2009 @ 1:16 am
#34 – The bruises on that chicks ass is from my balls slapping off her butt cheeks when I was giving it to her from behind.
And yes, they ARE that big.
#61 | Comment by evil monkey — May 21, 2009 @ 3:07 am
“That’s gotta suck big monkey balls…” >.>
“Uhhh… yeah… anyway, this whole idea that potency = manliness… I don’t get that. Big balls serve little more purpose than to increase the amount of semen that has to be cleaned up afterward. So you enjoy your big balls, I’ll take my normal sized pair, my just over average dick, and pride myself in my sexual prowess, not the measure of my body parts (of which I have little to no control). Being impressed with the size of your own dick is like being the geeky kid that has to be friends with the popular kids and live vicariously through them. You accomplished nothing, but you’re proud of it anyway.”
“Just to cut off anyone who wants to actually use this moronic comeback, I’m not saying this because I have a small dick. The logic that you can only defend something because you relate to it makes no sense, that’s like saying I can’t support breast cancer research because I don’t have breast cancer (or maybe more to the effect, that if I support breast cancer research, I must have breast cancer).”
#62 | Comment by Ryuka — May 21, 2009 @ 4:10 am
^^^
Slightly too much information.
It has to be said that despite all of this Hayden hawtness and Panettiere poontang there doesn’t appear to be one A-Grade camel-toe.
I felt sure I’d come away from these pics knowing the precise shape of Claire-Bear’s tight little box, but no dice.
#63 | Comment by cobalt — May 21, 2009 @ 12:57 pm
Just checked again. There’s a lot of mound, but no toe. A hell of a lot of mound. Maybe she’s like Barbie down there?
#64 | Comment by cobalt — May 21, 2009 @ 12:59 pm
^^
She’s a maaaan baaaaby! Come on, look at those thighs and total lack of any hips. At best she’s a hermaphrodite.
#65 | Comment by Buddy the Elf — May 21, 2009 @ 2:47 pm
miley in bikini > hayden in bikini
BUT
Miley < Hayden
#66 | Comment by Felipe — May 22, 2009 @ 12:08 am
Yeah, and
Hayden = Leprechaun
#67 | Comment by Franc — May 22, 2009 @ 11:10 am
Leprechaun or not, i’d still tap her, and fap to her.
#68 | Comment by Pirho — May 22, 2009 @ 2:34 pm
Does anyone else find it ironic that her tattoo says “live without regret” but its spelled wrong and its there forever so now she probably… regrets it ahahahaha its too perfect
#69 | Comment by Pessimist — May 22, 2009 @ 3:48 pm
Maybe she got it spelled wrong on purpose. You know, so people could be like “Bet you regret that tattoo since it’s spelled wrong” and she could be like “No, I live without regret.”
#70 | Comment by Nobody — May 22, 2009 @ 5:45 pm
Hayden…you reading this? How would you like to taste your own shit?
After I fuck you up your asshole… You fuckin little cunt. Do you suck your fathers cock? swallow his sperm?
Hayden fuck face Panettiere…..fuck meat …good for nothing but sucking and fucking….Made by god for all males to screw ,to satisfy themselves on.
BUT I LOVE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You Rock…hard!!!!!~!
#71 | Comment by al — May 22, 2009 @ 8:07 pm
can i get some tiffany thorton pics here plz…
#72 | Comment by jez... — May 23, 2009 @ 2:09 am
great idea there jez
#73 | Comment by roscoe — May 23, 2009 @ 3:50 am
#71
She´ll never read that, except her career flops
and she ends up as an old loser who wastes
her time before a notebook. And even than the
only thing she´d answer you is : “Shove your love
up your ass sicko !!! ” Doesn´t matter anyway, all
i want to know is when she started masturbating.
Very young i suppose, girls barely admit that but
i bet they do it very young already WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWW that´s the
good stuff !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
#74 | Comment by walker4409 — May 23, 2009 @ 6:44 am
There are MOAR Hayden bikini pics!
And this time there’s camel toe:
http://www.imagebam.com/image/d7eca136619721
#75 | Comment by cobalt — May 23, 2009 @ 7:19 am
Great to see her twatlips, thanks cobalt . I´d love
to suck this greedy pussy ..and then i´d fuck her
tasty tight ass..but the most important thing is :
when did she start masturbating ??
I WANNA KNOW IT !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
#76 | Comment by walker4409 — May 23, 2009 @ 8:29 am
#62 – Bigger balls means more area for a woman to lick. More semen means a bigger load on her face. And who doesn’t love a big money shot?
And why would I care how much semen she needs to clean up? She can take a shower or brush her teeth, what do I care?
So I will enjoy my big balls. In fact, I’m using my nutsack as a hammock as we speak.
#77 | Comment by evil monkey — May 23, 2009 @ 10:05 am
#75 – nice cameltoe. Interesting that the guy in that pic has a Irish clover on his back. Maybe what people are posting is true. She is a leprauchan. Oh well, I’d still sham-rock her shake.
#78 | Comment by evil monkey — May 23, 2009 @ 10:08 am
77 “Well, it’s guys like you that women despise. I’m okay with the surface area currently available on my balls for playing with or licking. I also don’t care for a big money shot. I don’t get the desire to make a girl sticky and uncomfortable. There’s a certain sense of pleasure I can get from knowing a girl will do these things for me because she wants to please me that much, but I do not need to repay her with extra discomfort. More semen also means more potency, and honestly, I don’t have any interest in that. Those little swimmers just need to die, we have enough idiots breeding, I have no interest in throwing my genes into the pool and adding another miserable life to the fray.”
#79 | Comment by Ryuka — May 24, 2009 @ 1:54 am
Tiffany Thornton and Chelsea Staub are ugly…Chelsea’s face looks like she kissesed a freight train while it was going 500 miles an hour
#80 | Comment by al — May 24, 2009 @ 8:25 am
Al you need to visit your eye doctor as soon as possible. Until then I hope you stay off the roads.
#81 | Comment by roscoe — May 24, 2009 @ 9:24 am
No…Ros..just look at Chelsea Staubs’ face………
#82 | Comment by al — May 24, 2009 @ 7:06 pm
@ 82
Dude, are you serious? I just did a Google image search for Chelsea Staub, since I have no freaking clue who she is. If the Google search results are getting me pictures of the right Chelsea Staub, then you really do need your eyes checked. Maybe she’s not the hottest chick ever, but damn, dude, they don’t get much better.
The only thing I can figure is, are YOU looking at pictures of the right Chelsea Staub? I don’t know if there’s another one out there, but you can’t possibly be looking at pictures of the same girl I’m checking out, and figure her face has anything to do with a 500 mph freight train. I’m sorry, it’s just not possible.
#83 | Comment by pyronuc — May 25, 2009 @ 2:56 pm
AB/Justin,
Do we get a JRM update in honor of her 18th birthday tomorrow?
srsly.
#84 | Comment by zilch — May 25, 2009 @ 10:18 pm
#79 – Those are some very truthful and honest comments from a guy who only speaks in quotations.
#85 | Comment by evil monkey — May 26, 2009 @ 12:22 am
^^ “Wait… did you take a shot at my typing style? Wow… I don’t even know how to be insulted by that.”
#86 | Comment by Ryuka — May 26, 2009 @ 3:08 am
#82, #83 – I tried the same trick with Google but accidentally typed in “Chelsea Stubbs” instead, and this chick’s facebook pic appeared:
http://img41.imageshack.us/img41/7601/picphpg.jpg
I think I would hit it.
#87 | Comment by cobalt — May 26, 2009 @ 5:49 am
pls update more often
#88 | Comment by XperV — May 26, 2009 @ 1:09 pm
Uh..sorry…just because she has blonde hair does’nt mean she is hot…She has a face like a bastard cat…..here she is in all her (ugly ) glory
http://chelsea-staub.us/photos/displayimage.php?album=random&cat=2&pos=-128
#89 | Comment by al — May 26, 2009 @ 7:50 pm
whos that short haired one?
#90 | Comment by Lobster — May 31, 2009 @ 10:57 pm