Avril Lavigne

As the weather gets warmer, celebs are hitting the beaches all over the world in their bikinis. Is that always a good thing? You decide…

Here’s Little Miss Punk Rock in Malibu. What’s with the towel, Avril?

There have been recent rumors that Avril is knocked up. I can’t really tell from these pics.

VERDICT: Meh.

65 thoughts on “Avril Lavigne

  1. FIRST!!

    avril invented punk

    #1 | Comment by yesyesyall — May 28, 2009 @ 12:06 am

  2. way too fat. girl needs to lay off the ice cream and sperm. used to want, now, not so much. i wouldnt say no, but the appeal just isnt there anymore.

    #2 | Comment by berkley — May 28, 2009 @ 12:18 am

  3. yeah, she’s put on too much weight. she needs to go back to having this body: http://img149.imagevenue.com/img.php?loc=loc1159&image=22886_avrillavignebk31um2wo_122_1159lo.jpg

    #3 | Comment by dude — May 28, 2009 @ 12:27 am

  4. Doesn’t necessarily look pregnant to me, but there was some weight gain. Pics are generally m’eh, but pic 12 pretty much guarantees fappage.

    And she is a real punk. Look at the hat, and how she sticks her tongue out. You can’t fake that. That is real angst. She would NEVER sell out to the establishment, oh look she’s on tv with another Canon ad.

    #4 | Comment by evil monkey — May 28, 2009 @ 12:58 am

  5. VERDICT: Justin has horrible taste in women. These pictures are proof.

    #5 | Comment by dex — May 28, 2009 @ 12:58 am

  6. Oh, hey look, now she’s on tv with a Sketcher’s ad.

    #6 | Comment by evil monkey — May 28, 2009 @ 12:59 am

  7. anyone else notice the partial nip slip in 12??? or are my eyes deceiving me?

    #7 | Comment by balla j — May 28, 2009 @ 1:11 am

  8. Check out the Chompers on Pic 14! RAWWWWRRRRRRR Chubby Avril will eats you!

    #8 | Comment by Boo — May 28, 2009 @ 1:30 am

  9. I love her.

    #9 | Comment by een — May 28, 2009 @ 1:53 am

  10. I find her very doable.

    Avrilicious!

    #10 | Comment by tool — May 28, 2009 @ 2:03 am

  11. #3 she used to look like that?! how old was she? 18?

    #11 | Comment by LazyTownFan — May 28, 2009 @ 2:28 am

  12. i would not mind finding both in my bedroom… i actually think she looks better now than she did a few years ago. i also think her friend is prettier.

    i do think it is a shame that guys like johnny rotten and the ramones and such are so shamelessly copying her punk angst and such…

    #12 | Comment by Anonamemouse — May 28, 2009 @ 2:57 am

  13. Shabooooya!

    #13 | Comment by Punk — May 28, 2009 @ 3:05 am

  14. She still married to Sloth from the Goonies?

    #14 | Comment by Gumoory — May 28, 2009 @ 4:15 am

  15. Hi-res FTW!

    Never noticed b4 these pics what a fuckable body she has. Everything’s right about it in these pics, and you can tell she knows it.

    #15 | Comment by cobalt — May 28, 2009 @ 5:12 am

  16. avril lavigne invented punk

    #16 | Comment by Justin — May 28, 2009 @ 6:42 am

  17. These are the worst pictures of her I’ve seen in a long, long time.

    Bitch is annoying as hell, but normally she looks absolutely killer. No so much here.

    #17 | Comment by Rod Stiffington — May 28, 2009 @ 7:14 am

  18. I’d nail her in the ass and whip her with a bamboo strap while screaming…”NEVER LEAVE THE HOUSE WEARING CONFLICTING PATTERNS!!!”

    Dumb-wanna-be-punk bitch!

    #18 | Comment by MacDaddy — May 28, 2009 @ 9:32 am

  19. She needs to flaunt her ass more, or some anyhow.

    #19 | Comment by roscoe — May 28, 2009 @ 9:48 am

  20. This post makes me long for the days when people thought Justin was Avril.

    DO WANT.

    #20 | Comment by The Juice — May 28, 2009 @ 11:30 am

  21. How come most of the people on here prefer girl-like animals with the body of a 12 year old boy over a womanly body like Avrils? Are you all into little boys or something?

    #21 | Comment by Franc — May 28, 2009 @ 12:15 pm

  22. She could use a bigger rack, then it would all be proportional…

    #22 | Comment by Marty McFly — May 28, 2009 @ 12:59 pm

  23. 12.. what are you on? johnny rotten and the like was doing punk before avril could walk.
    I’d still hit, preggers or no.. and yes, sadly her friend is better looking.

    #23 | Comment by garth — May 28, 2009 @ 1:27 pm

  24. looks great, far away from fat!

    #24 | Comment by bully — May 28, 2009 @ 3:43 pm

  25. Pass on her, but I’d hit her friend.

    #25 | Comment by pirho — May 28, 2009 @ 4:27 pm

  26. Johnny Rotton was at best a third generation punk.

    #26 | Comment by roscoe — May 28, 2009 @ 5:09 pm

  27. @21

    I happen to agree with you. Not that I think the picture linked by #3 is bad, actually I find it to be a pretty hot picture, but I do like women with a little meat on their bones. I think these pictures are just about right, body-wise, but way too much towel, not enough skin.

    It’s a shame that so many people make women like this think that they’re fat. She shouldn’t be covering that shit up, women are SUPPOSED to have curves and be a little bit soft.

    #27 | Comment by pyronuc — May 28, 2009 @ 8:33 pm

  28. She´s the spirit of punk… almost like the Ramones little sister…

    Johnnie Rotten is like Justin Timberlake compared to her…

    Misfits are like New Kids on the block compared to her…

    She makes Dead Kennedys cry…

    #28 | Comment by Jeff — May 28, 2009 @ 11:59 pm

  29. #23 – “what are you on? johnny rotten and the like was doing punk before avril could walk”

    Yeah, but Avril was punk even before she could walk. I bet when she was born she gave the doctor the devil horns. I’m sure even in her stroller she would wear her wife-beater and tie. The day she was born, punk was born. Before that everyone was just a poser wannabe.

    #29 | Comment by evil monkey — May 29, 2009 @ 3:05 am

  30. Gotta disagree on the punk factor – the Dead Kennedy’s would make HER cry for more after the second time around. And she might learn something.

    As for the fat factor – I think she’s phat, and hot as hell.

    #30 | Comment by DreadedSpermBackup — May 29, 2009 @ 9:47 am

  31. Misfits aren’t punk, friend. I know punk – I was there during punk. The Misfits ain’t it.

    The Meatmen ? They’re punk. Black Flag ? They’re punk. The Clash ? They’re punk. Minor Threat ? Punk, but preachy and a little gay. The Mentors ? Not punk, but hilarious.

    #31 | Comment by Rod Stiffington — May 29, 2009 @ 9:52 am

  32. @27(pyronuc) Completely agree, couldn’t have said it better myself. Just wish my girlfriend would put on a few pounds…

    @29(evil monkey) Dude you rock!!! Nice one!!!

    Her friend is prettier, but poser girl has a nicer ass…

    #32 | Comment by Wyndam — May 29, 2009 @ 1:58 pm

  33. Obviously most of you are completely clueless about punk rock. These are good shots of a pop princess.

    SHE IS NOTHING EVEN CLOSE TO PUNK!!!

    #33 | Comment by Buddy the Elf — May 29, 2009 @ 5:48 pm

  34. 33. agreed, dudes. seriously. avil came out of a punk rock 101..

    #34 | Comment by garth — May 29, 2009 @ 9:10 pm

  35. You know what’s NOT punk? Making up rules that you have to follow to be punk.

    #35 | Comment by roscoe — May 29, 2009 @ 9:49 pm

  36. I SPunked

    #36 | Comment by diddleysquat — May 29, 2009 @ 10:55 pm

  37. Punk rock? She’s about as punk rock as my grandma’s armpits. Bleh!

    #37 | Comment by EmJee — May 30, 2009 @ 12:41 am

  38. I don’t know who any of these bands you are all speaking of are, but I am certain they are not punk. Punk is not about being rebellious or being anti-establishment. Punk is about what clothes you wear and the image you create. Punk is about creating this image so you can justify acting like a spoiled bitch. Avril = Punk, I just don’t think you guys get it.

    #38 | Comment by evil monkey — May 30, 2009 @ 1:39 pm

  39. ^^^

    While there was defo a lot of fake-ass posturing, punk was always about rebellion. Punk is about saying, fuck this complex melodic shit, I’m going to write some music so basic that even a stoned one-armed paraplegic could play it.

    Punk was all about democratizing music, just like indy once was, but it went the way of the world and sold out.

    Seriously, do punk acts get Dr. Luke to write songs for them?

    #39 | Comment by cobalt — May 30, 2009 @ 3:59 pm

  40. let’s see some pics of Emily Osment’s punk ass.

    #40 | Comment by roscoe — May 30, 2009 @ 5:34 pm

  41. #38

    By not knowing any of the mentioned bands and saying that punk rock is not about being rebellious or anti-establishment, one would hope you’re being totally sarcastic.

    Punk is about what clothes you wear? Yeah, you have to be joking.

    #41 | Comment by Buddy the Elf — May 30, 2009 @ 8:04 pm

  42. it probably doesn’t help that i’m more of a metal fan than punk.

    #42 | Comment by garth — May 30, 2009 @ 8:04 pm

  43. 41 -“one would hope you’re being totally sarcastic….Yeah, you have to be joking.”

    At least someone finally figured that out! Obviously Avril is a poser. But I would still let her Sex my Pistol.

    #43 | Comment by evil monkey — May 31, 2009 @ 5:26 am

  44. This is punk: http://i212.photobucket.com/albums/cc166/jeffhoooverstl/gg_allin.jpg

    Avril is about as punk as the miley cyrus.

    #44 | Comment by dingleberry — May 31, 2009 @ 1:46 pm

  45. “YEAH! We’ll all get tattoos, do drugs, listen to the same music, and dress the same together. That way people will know we’re not the same as everyone else…”

    “I’ll take someone who wants to do punk her own way any day. Plus, she’s cuter than any of those guys you mentioned.”

    #45 | Comment by Ryuka — May 31, 2009 @ 3:01 pm

  46. #43 – Apologies, my sarcasm detector must have malfunctioned there.

    Come on AB, new post. I’m in the mood for something young and bony. Has to be human though, so don’t try pulling any of that Kristen Bell shit.

    #46 | Comment by cobalt — June 1, 2009 @ 6:23 am

  47. love her mouth

    #47 | Comment by yawn — June 1, 2009 @ 12:08 pm

  48. Ooh, I’ll bet her ass is as wide as a chair. I’d definitely do her fatty behind doggy style. Avril’s been slammin’ the Big Macs. I’d still slam her.

    #48 | Comment by Mark F — June 1, 2009 @ 7:45 pm

  49. #47 – agreed.

    #49 | Comment by Jenesis — June 2, 2009 @ 3:20 am

  50. I’d fuck her in the arse so hard, she’d need diapers afterwards. BOO-YAH!

    #50 | Comment by the demon seed of Ron Jeremy — June 2, 2009 @ 3:35 pm

  51. More Emily Osment…

    #51 | Comment by Josh — June 2, 2009 @ 6:16 pm

  52. or Sara Paxton or Charlotte Arnold

    #52 | Comment by roscoe — June 2, 2009 @ 7:09 pm

  53. or Anna Sophia Robb

    #53 | Comment by Josh — June 2, 2009 @ 11:49 pm

  54. yeah, sara paxton would be nice..

    #54 | Comment by dude — June 3, 2009 @ 12:45 am

  55. LOL #53…. just go to the forums… you’ll find all the ASR you need…

    #55 | Comment by The Juice — June 3, 2009 @ 11:27 am

  56. #7
    I dont see much nip on that one but the one label’d pic #9 looks like it shows her nipple…

    #56 | Comment by Daddy — June 3, 2009 @ 5:09 pm

  57. or Avril10 i guess…….

    #57 | Comment by Daddy — June 3, 2009 @ 5:10 pm

  58. What sort of super eyes and monitor do you have to have to see nipple in those pics?

    #58 | Comment by roscoe — June 4, 2009 @ 9:07 am

  59. ^^^

    It’s one symptom of no-new-posts syndrome.

    Leave the same pics up long enough and guys start seeing phantom nipplage. A little bit like those Antarctic expeditions when people begin talking to imaginary companions.

    #59 | Comment by cobalt — June 4, 2009 @ 1:51 pm

  60. No new posts in a week? This site is a joke. I’ll satisfy my need for fap material elsewhere.

    #60 | Comment by Smilin' Bob — June 4, 2009 @ 3:12 pm

  61. I can see Robert Scott’s nipple in pic 12!

    #61 | Comment by roscoe — June 4, 2009 @ 4:46 pm

  62. This website needs some updates in the same manner that AngelBaby needs some cock.

    #62 | Comment by A51 — June 4, 2009 @ 10:12 pm

  63. Could you guys post something to bump this annoying poser bitch from the top?

    #63 | Comment by Tony — June 5, 2009 @ 12:03 am

  64. ^^^
    What he said.

    Did AngelBaby trip and fall into Susan Sarandon’s cavernous cleavage or something??

    #64 | Comment by EmJee — June 5, 2009 @ 5:26 am

  65. Do not like
    Do not want

    Do hate her…

    #65 | Comment by Bob — June 6, 2009 @ 12:15 am

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