What about that Spider-Man box office take eh? $114,000,000 opening weekend gross. One hundred and fourteen million. Record setting opening day too. Beating out Harry Potter, The Phantom Menace and Planet of The Apes. Hell, beating out every movie ever made actually.

Attack Of The Clones can never touch that. Never. If it does, i’ll quit this site!

It’s great to finally see Sam Raimi enjoy major mainstream success. Spider-Man. $114,000,000 in it’s opening weekend. That coming from a guy who made his start in a cheap low budget horror movie. I’m talking of course about The Evil Dead.

Peter Jackson’s done pretty much the same thing too with The Lord Of The Rings. Same low budget horror beginnings. Same mainstream success now. But even LOTR can’t touch Spider-Man’s $114,000,000 take. In comparsion, LOTR only made $47,000,000 in it’s opening weekend. And that’s in comparison to a pretty big movie.

Ah Spider-Man… quite possibly everything i’ve ever wanted to see in a movie. Let’s list em all shall we?

It’s got:

  • Spider-Man in it (duh). I’m a True Believer y’see.
  • Bruce Campbell. In a small cameo.
  • Sam Raimi’s directing. Only like one of my most favorite directors in the world.
  • Kirsten Dunst. AS A REDHEAD NO LESS.
  • Best non-cgi enhanced money shot. FEATURING KIRSTEN DUNST’S NIPPLES.
  • Kirsten Dunst. Did i mention she was in this movie?

    Best movie ever? Quite possibly. At least till Spider-Man 2 comes out.

  • 5 thoughts on “Spider-Man

    1. I agree 100%.. the movie ROCKED… I went to see it at the cinerama dome in hollywood and the effects, sound everything was awesome.. It was worth the 14 bucks a ticket… Another plus to the movie.. Score by Danny Elfman..

      #1 | Comment by RevSandman — May 6, 2002 @ 12:28 pm

    2. Well folks I am toooo Poor tro go see the movie
      🙁 but i had a free rental to a game rental place so i figured id rent the game. SO i did it blows kids, but at least my Big Bruce is up in it but other then that its lame…Everyone feel bad for J dawg he bought that pile of shit, now everyone feel bad for me cause i havent seen the movie, and im still broke and DAMNIT I NEED A SQUARE I AM HAVING A HUGE NICOTEEN FIT (ya i know i spelled somthing wrong blow me)

      #2 | Comment by Mr X — May 6, 2002 @ 1:40 pm

    3. jedi master sucks spider cocks…

      amidala nipple shots? i’ll pass…

      #3 | Comment by beng — May 6, 2002 @ 10:04 pm

    4. be wary of the force… vengeance is not the way of the jedi. But nevertheless… you know ep2 will beat that record

      #4 | Comment by m0nky — May 7, 2002 @ 3:24 pm

    5. no way that ep2 will out do spidey. We’ve seen the jedi thing……and think about this…..we know what fucking happens at the end.

      #5 | Comment by vass — May 8, 2002 @ 8:26 am

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