You know what i find amusing? Guestbooks on celebrity fan sites. No, not the guestbooks themselves but the people who leave entries in the guestbooks. The ones that think the actual celebrity featured on the site actually runs said celebrity fan site.
These are two guestbook entries taken from a Molly Ringwald fan site. Not her official site (not that she even has one) but a fan site. And notice how these people actually think they’re ‘talking’ to her:
“hi miss ringwald,
i hope everything is going well for you.i just wanted to say hi.and that you are my all time favourite actress.” – Shane
“Hi molly i just want to say that i’m your biggest fan.Are you still in the entertainment bussiness?” – Kimberly
Yeah. Like she’s ever gonna know you just said that to her.
Molly Ringwald. Mmm. Molly Molly Molly. Here’s a poem for you:
molly molly it’s no folly
to say the least you make me jolly
my pants are bulg’in with elation
i want to take you on vacation
In other news, i updated the celeb site.
New pics!
Justin,
I don’t know if you have heard about the "pornikova" case…. Basically Penthouse magazine published pictures of a topless women sunbathing, saying it was Ms. Kournikova. It now turns out that the pictures are in fact of the wife of the heir to the Benetton fortune, and both of them are suing the ass off the magazine and it is going to fold.
Pictures please!!!
#1 | Comment by Filbert — May 9, 2002 @ 1:42 pm
Yup. I’ve heard about the case and i’ve seen the pictures. They aren’t all that hot and it’s super clear that it’s NOT Anna K. I’d put em up on my site my i don’t wanna get sued. =P
http://predictablefailure.com/newforum/
You can check out the pics in that forum.
#2 | Comment by Justin — May 9, 2002 @ 2:42 pm
Am I the only asshole who can’t see any of the nudie pics because your bandwidth is all shot to shit?
#3 | Comment by Beefimator — May 9, 2002 @ 8:50 pm
Yup. Seems like they’re down. Excessive bandwidth. I’m guessing they should be up again by tomorrow but for now, i’m replacing my Apple hosted links with the celebpicgallery.com links.
#4 | Comment by Justin — May 9, 2002 @ 9:43 pm