Eva Amurri recently finished filming season three of Californication, in which she enters the show as a writing student who moonlights as a stripper and falls for David Duchovny’s character. She took the stripper part seriously, too, undergoing three weeks of pole-dance training to prepare for the role. So does her mom, Susan Sarandon, approve? “My mom came to a strip class with me, actually,” the 24-year-old told us last night at the screening of Adam. “She had been so curious about it, and she tried a little bit. She was awesome.” –



  1. This post is useless without pics.

    #1 | Comment by smokell — July 31, 2009 @ 8:10 am

  2. i can only wish there were pics

    #2 | Comment by Justin — July 31, 2009 @ 8:11 am

  3. Justin, you are going downhill my blogger friend!

    First, you miss Julianna from Lazytown’s 18th Birthday, and now you post nothing but a Blurb about a 60 year old mom dancing around a stripper pole? With NO PICS to boot?

    Mega FAIL!!!

    (actually, now that I think about it, thanks for not having the pics!!)

    #3 | Comment by MacDaddy — July 31, 2009 @ 9:09 am

  4. Replace Susan Sarandon and her daughter with Julia Roberts and her niece, and end the paragraph with ‘and after the first session they were so heated up they chowed each other out for over an hour” and include a well-lit HD quality video and then I might be interested.

    We also would have accepted “Selena Gomez joined Demi Lovato at stripper practice’.

    #4 | Comment by Rod Stiffington — July 31, 2009 @ 9:55 am

  5. ^^^

    Yes yes yes, more Selena and Demi and stripping. This ongoing Susan Sarandon joke has always been lame.

    #5 | Comment by cobalt — July 31, 2009 @ 10:14 am

  6. But Eva does have huge ones. So that’s going to work out just fine.

    #6 | Comment by Kewtr — July 31, 2009 @ 11:03 am

  7. Thanks Justin, I’ve been masturbating to Sarandon since I was a teenager. Do you remember when she played that prostitute on Mad TV?….Oh shit. I just came in my pants.

    #7 | Comment by Me — July 31, 2009 @ 11:50 am

  8. nice

    #8 | Comment by Mike — July 31, 2009 @ 1:38 pm

  9. Julianna has gone down hill over the last few years. The only reason I still fap to her is because I know that it annoys the hell out of her lesbo ass.

    #9 | Comment by Dave — July 31, 2009 @ 2:30 pm

  10. we can only be thankful that there are no pics to accompany this horrific story.

    #10 | Comment by AngelBaby — July 31, 2009 @ 3:41 pm

  11. I swear to all that is holy, if pictures of this are not post I will bomb the UN summit!

    #11 | Comment by Coolstream — July 31, 2009 @ 4:14 pm

  12. none nude but its a good picture

    #12 | Comment by adsf — July 31, 2009 @ 5:03 pm

  13. Best post this year

    #13 | Comment by Lawl — July 31, 2009 @ 6:06 pm

  14. ^^^

    #14 | Comment by AngelBaby — July 31, 2009 @ 6:11 pm

  15. sorry to be off topic but
    this rocks!

    Thanks to Whitecaps for pointing out that Mr. Skin reviewed this film.

    Mr. Skin reviewed the film Death in Love, which opened in limited release last week.
    According to the review, Morena Baccarin, who is most known for being in the television show Firefly, shows breasts, ass, and even some brief bush. The review is below.

    (0:04) Morena Baccarin is on top of Josh Lucas. We see her breasts and then a shot of her unclothed body wrapped around his. He gets up and she sits up against the wall giving us a better view of her breasts even through a grating. She walks around the room with Lucas giving us a brief shot of her buns and then her breasts again as she kneels and talks with him. She stands up showing us brief bush. She sits in front of him with her breasts exposed as he takes off his pants. More buns and brief bush as she gets up to put on her panties and jeans. Still showing breasts until she finally gets a shirt on. Scene is about three-and-a-half minutes long.

    (0:08) A close-up of Morena Baccarin in bed making love with Lucas. More breasts as he remembers her while masturbating.

    #15 | Comment by adsf — July 31, 2009 @ 6:16 pm

  16. Susan Sarandumb.

    #16 | Comment by Dex — July 31, 2009 @ 6:27 pm

  17. They missed out the part of the story about how Sarandon just used her pole to stop herself from falling down and not being able to get up.

    #17 | Comment by DisconcertedGeorge — July 31, 2009 @ 7:06 pm

  18. Dave, Julianna could be 70 years old and all she would have to do is put on that fuckin sweet pink wig and those white tights and I will still develop a serious case of friction addiction and end up squirting a slimy load of testicle tapioca all over my hand……why? Because she’s fuckin Juilanna/Stephanie!!

    #18 | Comment by kevin — July 31, 2009 @ 8:17 pm

  19. This post is fail.

    #19 | Comment by Hustile — July 31, 2009 @ 8:59 pm

  20. pic or it didn’t happen 😉

    #20 | Comment by YourMother — July 31, 2009 @ 11:41 pm

  21. #15, thanks for the info I can’t wait for that to hit the internet

    #21 | Comment by Captain Fap — August 1, 2009 @ 6:51 am

  22. #15 – what a glorious day

    #22 | Comment by Mike — August 1, 2009 @ 1:35 pm

  23. Thanks #12 for saving the post

    #23 | Comment by Pirho — August 1, 2009 @ 3:03 pm

  24. Reading this just made me vomit.

    #24 | Comment by Milhouse — August 3, 2009 @ 1:01 am

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