SO FULL OF WIN
19 08 2009Oh wow. Remember that post about Susan Sarandon and Eva Amurri taking stripper lessons together? More details abound!!
Ms. Sarandon’s daughter, Eva Amurri, who is 24 and also an actress, will appear nude for the first time during the third season of Californication, opposite the 49-year-old David Duchovny; the new season premieres on Sept. 27. Ms. Amurri’s character will be in a nine-episode arc as one of Mr. Duchovny’s writing students, who, he later discovers, is also a stripper.
Nine potential epsiodes of Eva nudity!!!
She learned lap dances, upside-down and sideways pole tricks, and how to climb the pole and spin around.
Hot!
When Ms. Sarandon came to visit her daughter in Los Angeles, she accompanied her to a few classes.
“We didn’t, like, do it together, although I’m sure that’s a nice visual for people,” Ms. Amurri said. “She came and she tried a little bit and she was a really great sport and awesome at it.[...]“
EVEN HOTTER!
“You basically see boobs and butt. It’s the same as you would see on a European beach. It’s nothing scandalous,” she said. “It’s just in our country everyone gets so worked up about everything like that.”
Good enough for me!
“And you know, I’m 24. If I’m going to be naked anywhere, I should really do it sooner rather than later. It’s pretty much as good as it’s going to get.”
YES YES YES. ALL ACTRESSES SHOULD THINK THIS WAY.
Her parents are obviously fine with it. But her younger half-brothers, Jack, 20, and Miles, 17 (sons of Ms. Sarandon’s current partner, Tim Robbins), are not so thrilled.
“My brothers want to kill me,” Ms. Amurri said. “They’re mad that their friends will be able to see me topless.
lol. SO HOT.
This news is so full of win i think i just came a little.
Read the full story here.
Wow, first post! by a first poster!
I hate posts without pictures.
It’s like listening to the audio of a porno, without looking at the screen.
You could at least rummage up some old pictures of the people in question… for some visual aid. Yeesh!
wtf.
i didn’t email this to Justin thinking it was gonna be a post. i apologize to everyone.
lose.
I’d get off to listening to audio of a porn… as long as it’s not shitty mainstream porn! You can only hear “ohh” “ahh” and “fuck” so many times before you want to kill things…
porn without audio hardly even gets me going!
Awesome. I might actually watch that season of Californication.
I look forward to seeing Eva’s funbags in the inevitable vidcaps – they’re like the Fapper’s Digest for those of us who don’t bother subscribing to Showtime.
Just as long as they pixelate that ugly bitch’s face.
i didnt even read this post, no pics=fail
I can’t read. Please help the illiterate by always including pictures. It’s the right thing to do.
I think justin needs to retire and let AB take over. Epic Fail.
do you guys smell that?
Justin, seriously, are you losing your mind? This chick is absolutely rank.
She looks like a cross between her fugly-old mother (who wasn’t even fappable in Pretty Baby, partly because she was upstaged by Brooke Shields) and some rat-toothed Jewish piano teacher. She claims to be 24 but she looks at least 30.
Please, God no. Keep your nakedness between you and whichever unfortunate fuck winds up in your bedroom. I’d rather fap to Brock from Pokemon.
Anything but this, even Kristen Bell; at least fapping to a Replicant carries a certain irony.
I’m already masturbating.
That’s one rack I wouldn’t mind getting squirted with.
#12 should be banned, and then killed
15: +1
Confirmed. David Duchovny is the man, a term I don’t throw around like a golf spectator. Hot wife, sex addict, 420er, laid back, doesn’t take himself too seriously, been in some of the best series and movies ever, gets up and coming starlets to shed their shirts for us. I raise my glass to him.
Good News, Pervs! ‘Black Swan’ Has a Portman-Kunis Sex Scene!
http://www.cinematical.com/2009/08/20/good-news-pervs-black-swan-has-a-portman-kunis-sex-scene/
She got her momma’s titties. I love Genetics.
I heard a rumor on the radio today that Natalie Portman and Mila Kunis are gonna have a raunchy lesbian sex scene in some upcoming movie.
http://www.latinoreview.com/news/kunis-and-portman-will-get-it-on-in-black-swan-7788
I will fap to the thought of that!
Oh fuck. #17 way to steal my thunder! Thats what I get for not reading.
Reading the comments from the majority of mouth-breathers crying about no pics in a post make me want to do… something. That’s saying a lot, coming from a guy who enjoys doing nothing.
This is one of the better posts I’ve read in a while, especially because it talks about a show I dig, and future butt-and-boob watching.
Justin is your friend.
Okay, this post doesn’t do anything for me … but did y’all see the news about Natalie Portman and Mila Kunis starring in the next Darren Aronofsky movie ? Oh yeah, and there is apparently several graphic, hardcore, lesbo scenes between them ? I mean, I’m going to need to start weight training right now to strengthen my wrist.
16 – Plus he made House of D!
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Why so many?
This is what the pole dancing scene is going to be like:
http://www.epicfail.com/type.php?fail=video&page=5
I finally worked out who Eva Amurri looks like: remember the South Park episode where Chef gets engaged to a succubus?
Man, the resemblance is uncanny.
“And you know, I’m 24. If I’m going to be naked anywhere, I should really do it sooner rather than later. It’s pretty much as good as it’s going to get.”
I love this woman and everything she stands for.
And spins for.
And twirls around upside down in her birthday suit for.
etc.
I’m almost positive there was a brief glimpse of her topless and then another of her on her knees doggy style but covered in a Dexter+Californication promo after tonight’s episode of Weeds. In nothing but these black panties/somethings. Could be great scenes if those are indeed her.
They were great shots whether they were of her or not, because after I made my TV room smell like socks and bustoff just from those 2 views, I watched this behind the scenes video on sho.com. There’s a different scene of her in red lingerie about to take her top off on Duchovny’s lap, and it looks to be a glorious shot of her fucking amazing tits.
If those first scenes I mentioned are her and then along with that red lingerie scene, I think she may have the best nude scenes of recent memory. Hell, could be the best even with just the red lingerie scene, but the others would be a huge plus…for my BONER.
I just saw an ad on Showtime for Californication and it has a brief glimpse of Eva topless, crawling on a stage. And she looks real good.
wtf
from the comment section of #17′s link about portman/kunis sextravaganza:
“Won’t be seeing that. I could never understand how two women kissing is hot. But then I don’t like any sex scenes in my movies.”
what has this world come to?