This is an example of what NOT to do when you’re trying to ‘get some’ with your girlfriend.

psykotik2k: how far away is the beach?
mygirlfriend: like 15 minutes away
mygirlfriend: why???
psykotik2k: just wondering
mygirlfriend: I’m SO not going to the beach
psykotik2k: don’t worry
mygirlfriend: if u wanna go, I’ll just drop u off
psykotik2k: we’re not
psykotik2k: i don’t like the sand. it’s coarse and rough and irritating… not like you. you’re soft and smooth.
mygirlfriend: LOL
psykotik2k: okay so maybe i stole that from star wars.
psykotik2k: it worked for anakin..
mygirlfriend: would have worked for u too! but u just ruined it by telling me u stole it!
psykotik2k: i didn’t know you didn’t know!
mygirlfriend: I wouldn’t have known!
psykotik2k: i thought you knew!
mygirlfriend: OH WELL

D’oh!