I once mentioned something about girls with bitchfaces.

I like Sasha Grey. She’s got what i like to call a bitchface. Like Megan Fox. Hot.

fig. 1 – Bitchface: having a face of a bitch

Turns out bitchface Megan Fox really is a bitch in real life. Surprising?

From Michael Bay’s website:

Nelson here…

I received this letter from crew members who’ve worked with Michael on Transformers. Below is their response to Megan Fox’s recent comments in which she hurled insults at Michael Bay.



This is an open letter to all Michael Bay fans. We are three crew members that have worked with Michael for the past ten years. Last week we read the terrible article with inflammatory, truly trashing quotes by the Ms. Fox about Michael Bay. This letter is to set a few things straight.

Yes, Megan has great eyes, a tight stomach we spray with glycerin, and an awful silly Marilyn Monroe tattoo plastered on her arm that we cover up to keep the moms happy.

Michael found this shy, inexperienced girl, plucked her out of total obscurity thus giving her the biggest shot of any young actresses’ life. He told everyone around to just trust him on his choice. He granted her the starring role in Transformers, a franchise that forever changed her life; she became one of the most googled and oogled women on earth. She was famous! She was the next Angelina Jolie, hooray! Wait a minute, two of us worked with Angelina – second thought – she’s no Angelina. You see, Angelia is a professional.

We know this quite intimately because we’ve had the tedious experience of working with the dumb-as-a-rock Megan Fox on both Transformers movies. We’ve spent a total of 12 months on set making these two movies.

We are in different departments; we can’t give our names because sadly doing so in Hollywood could lead to being banished from future Paramount work. One of us touches Megan’s panties, the other has the often shitty job of pulling Ms. Sour pants out of her trailer, while another is near the Panaflex camera that helps to memorialize the valley girl on film.

Megan has the press fooled. When we read those magazines we wish we worked with that woman. Megan knows how to work her smile for the press. Those writers should try being on set for two movies, sadly she never smiles. The cast, crew and director make Transformers a really fun and energetic set. We’ve traveled around the world together, so we have never understood why Megan was always such – the grump of the set?

When facing the press, Megan is the queen of talking trailer trash and posing like a porn star. And yes we’ve had the unbearable time of watching her try to act on set, and yes, it’s very cringe-able. So maybe, being a porn star in the future might be a good career option. But make-up beware, she has a paragraph tattooed to her backside (probably due her rotten childhood) easily another 45 minutes in the chair!

So when the three of us caught wind of Ms Fox, pontificating yet again in some publication (like she actually has something interesting to say) blabbing her trash mouth about a director whom we three have grown to really like. She compared working with Michael, to “working with Hitler”. We actually don’t think she knows who Hitler is by the way. But we wondered how she doesn’t realize what a disgusting, fully uneducated comment this was? Well, here let’s get some facts straight.

Say what you want about Michael – yes at times he can be hard, but he’s also fun, and he challenges everyone for a reason – he simply wants people to bring their ‘A’ game. He comes very prepared, knows exactly what he wants, involves the crew and expects everyone to follow through with his or her best, and that includes the actors. He’s one of the hardest working directors out there.

He gets the best from his crews, many of whom have worked with him for 15 years. And yes, he’s loyal, one of the few directors we’ve encountered who lowered his fee by millions to keep Transformers in the United States and California, so he could work with his own crew.

Megan says that Transformers was an unsafe set? Come on Megan, we know it is a bit more strenuous then the playground at the trailer park, but you don’t insult one of the very best stunt and physical effects teams in the business! Not one person got hurt!

And who is the real Megan Fox? She is very different than the academy nominee and winning actors we’ve all worked around. She’s as about ungracious a person as you can ever fathom. She shows little interest in the crew members around her. We work to make her look good in every way, but she’s absolutely never appreciative of anyone’s hard work. Never a thank you. All the crewmembers have stopped saying hi to Ms. Princess because she never says hello back. It gets tiring. Many think she just really hates the process of being an actress.

Megan has been late to the sets many times. She goes through the motions that make her exude this sense of misery. We’ve heard the A.D’s piped over the radio that Megan won’t walk from her trailer until John Turturro walks first! John’s done seventy-five movies and she’s made two!

Never expect Megan to attend any of the 15 or so crew parties like all the other actors have. And then there’s the classless night she blew off The Royal Prince of Jordan who made a special dinner for all the actors. She doesn’t know that one of the grips daughters wanted to visit their daddy’s work to meet Megan, but he wouldn’t let them come because he told them “she is not nice.”

The press certainly doesn’t know her most famous line. On our first day in Egypt, the Egyptian government wouldn’t let us shoot because of a permit problem as the actors got ready in make up at the Four Seasons Hotel. Michael tried to make the best of it; he wanted to take the cast and crew on a private tour of the famous Giza pyramids. God hold us witness, Megan said, “I can’t believe Michael is fucking forcing us to go to the fucking pyramids!” I guess this is the “Hitler guy” she is referring to.

So this is the Megan Fox you don’t get to see. Maybe she will learn, but we figure if she can sling insults, then she can take them too. Megan really is a thankless, classless, graceless, and shall we say unfriendly bitch. It’s sad how fame can twist people, and even sadder that young girls look up to her. If only they knew who they’re really looking up to.

But ‘Fame’ is fleeting. We, being behind the scenes, seen em’ come and go. Hopefully Michael will have Megatron squish her character in the first ten minutes of Transformers 3. We can tell you that will make the crew happy!

-Loyal Transformers Crew

The post has now since been removed but Michael Bay did put up a follow up to the post where he says:

I don’t condone the crew letter to Megan. And I don’t condone Megan’s outlandish quotes. But her crazy quips are part of her crazy charm. The fact of the matter I still love working with her, and I know we still get along. I even expect more crazy quotes from her on Transformers 3.


Michael Bay is AWESOME.

31 thoughts on “MEGAN FOX IS A BITCH


    #1 | Comment by walker4409 — September 13, 2009 @ 1:42 pm

  2. I really could care less about Megan Fox, but that commercial had me laughing.

    #2 | Comment by alberach — September 13, 2009 @ 1:44 pm

  3. That commercial is as awesome today as it was when it first came out.

    And Michael Bay makes great movies if you want to see shit blow up and bullets fly. Sometimes that’s all you want. Especially if you have a big screen and surround sound.

    #3 | Comment by DisconcertedGeorge — September 13, 2009 @ 1:55 pm

  4. The bitchiness is all in the eyebrows.

    #4 | Comment by David — September 13, 2009 @ 2:42 pm

  5. I’ll give this guy Bad Boys 1 and 2, but the rest of his career is a long train wreck of mediocrity and garbage.

    But I’d always support him against Megan Fox. I’d support almost anyone against that flash-in-the-pan bulbous-lipped devil-hag. If I left Megan Fox and Robert Mugabe in a room with an elderly white farmer, and came back 5 minutes later to find the farmer murdered, I’d make Megan the prime suspect.

    #5 | Comment by cobalt — September 13, 2009 @ 3:26 pm

  6. #4 – Definitely. She looks like what’s-her-name from Sleeping Beauty.

    #6 | Comment by cobalt — September 13, 2009 @ 3:27 pm

  7. Wow, Megan Fox a bitch, no that can’t be true. Who gives a shit. I like that the 3 fags can write a letter saying how bitchy and classless she is in real life. Bitchface herself says she is crazy.
    Those 3 fags SHOULD have written a letter on how her panties smell and look like “One of us touches Megan’s panties.” Now that would be interesting.

    #7 | Comment by Brian Austin Green — September 13, 2009 @ 5:00 pm

  8. Are you kidding? People gush about Megan Fox until she bashes on Michael Bay. Who the fuck doesn’t bash on Michael Bay? The dude only knows how to blow shit up. Hack of a director.

    #8 | Comment by Brock — September 13, 2009 @ 5:19 pm

  9. Liked “Transformers”, despised “Transformers – Revenge of the Whatever”. But generally I quite enjoy Mr. Bay’s films, even “The Island!!!

    As for the unfantastic Megan Fox, never thought much of her, she looks like she needs a good wash, all that make-up and waxiness.

    The only “Jennifer’s Body” poster to hit my wall will feature Amanda Seyfried. That is all.

    #9 | Comment by borat4602 — September 13, 2009 @ 6:11 pm

  10. This seems like bullshit… its like a penthouse letter, or the “unnamed source close to the celebrity” who sell bullshit stories to women’s magazines. Also, Michael Bay is a tool.

    Kudos on the Sasha Grey/Megan Fox connection, I have always maintained that they must be related or something… Sasha Grey is hotter though.

    #10 | Comment by MIK — September 13, 2009 @ 6:26 pm

  11. As usual… too much text.

    #11 | Comment by dex — September 13, 2009 @ 6:41 pm

  12. ^Too true. Too many words not enough pictures. 🙁

    #12 | Comment by Michael Bay — September 13, 2009 @ 6:51 pm

  13. Except for the tats, she’s hot! Not any better than the top 5% of college campuses but she’s still good scenery.

    P.S.- Who DID “act” in that last Transformers movie? The soldiers were pretty good but not anyone else.

    #13 | Comment by Bill Nye — September 13, 2009 @ 6:52 pm

  14. Anonymous crew calls a bitch a bitch? Shocking!

    #14 | Comment by tool — September 13, 2009 @ 7:05 pm

  15. i got through about 6 paragraphs…

    it just makes me wanna fuck her ass harder, especially with those yellow eyes, amirite?

    #15 | Comment by Mike — September 13, 2009 @ 8:22 pm

  16. Michael Bay can bite it.

    #16 | Comment by Ben — September 13, 2009 @ 11:47 pm

  17. Ugh… I don’t care about her at all, but plz. Bey sucks, and like a previous poster said, he’s a hack. This about sums it up:

    #17 | Comment by LTA — September 13, 2009 @ 11:55 pm

  18. There are actually Michael Bay fans?

    #18 | Comment by Normo — September 14, 2009 @ 1:19 am

  19. ^^ Yeah, I was surprised too. There seems to be more “Michael Bay is the devil” sites than fansites.

    Megan Fox is not a bitch. She’s just a big-mouth with no verbal filter. That does not make her a bitch, maybe a borderline moron, but not a bitch.

    And I agree with #7. How can anyone have a job that includes touching Megan Fox’s panties and complain? Take a look at Monster, or Workopolis or whatever, and I doubt you’ll find a better job. Well except for maybe a job as being Megan Fox’s Tampon or something.

    #19 | Comment by evil monkey — September 14, 2009 @ 1:24 am

  20. …What else is new?

    #20 | Comment by Josh — September 14, 2009 @ 2:01 am

  21. I have to say, there’s a hell of, “OMG, Michael Bay is just so awesome! Seriously, check out how awesome he is!” stuff in that letter.

    Could it be that HE WROTE IT HIMSELF?!

    Think about it. 😉

    #21 | Comment by EmJee — September 14, 2009 @ 4:02 am

  22. She can be a bitch ass she wants as long as I get to stick it in her ass then her mouth.

    #22 | Comment by Pirho — September 14, 2009 @ 9:46 am

  23. Bitch or not, I’d wreck her.

    #23 | Comment by oofoo — September 14, 2009 @ 5:10 pm

  24. Of course I’m a bitch; I can’t act and most of my body is synthetic, what do you expect? Everyone needs to watch #17’s video. It is true. #6, it’s Malificent I think; and unlike me she’s cool because she can turn into a huge-ass purple dragon. BTW, DLT needs more AB because Justin’s posts have been rating about 2.9 out of 10 lately…has he been watching Michael Bay movies?

    Never forgive what he deprived us of when he made The Island (those who know, know 🙁

    I might be more amiable to him if he forgets his whole PG-13 shit and breaks out some titties…. (.Y.) 😀

    #24 | Comment by megan fox — September 14, 2009 @ 7:08 pm

  25. Fuck the nudity and plot in my movies, I am all about the explosions. Keep sucking my dick Megan and you’ll have more lines in T-3 Revenge of Soundwave.
    *Banging pots and pans together* I am so great! I am so great! Everybody loves me, I am so great!

    #25 | Comment by Michael Bay — September 14, 2009 @ 7:41 pm

  26. I really dig chicks with black hair and blue eyes.

    Considering this, the fact that I got tired of Megan Fox after about 6 months shows just how boring she really is.

    That’s all I have to say. What? Are we supposed to be shocked that Megan Fox is a bitch with an undeserved sense of entitlement? You don’t even having pictures to go with the fucking post.

    #26 | Comment by Tony — September 14, 2009 @ 11:02 pm

  27. I think she peaked on “Two and a Half Men”.

    #27 | Comment by tool — September 15, 2009 @ 2:32 am

  28. I’ve never particularly liked her but I couldn’t put my finger on why until now…..bad vibes from her I guess.

    Seth Rogen Talks About Being Rejected by Megan Fox:

    #28 | Comment by Arther — September 15, 2009 @ 8:12 pm

  29. visiting pyramids would be quite majestic, how could anyone turn that down?!

    #29 | Comment by schmiegle! — September 15, 2009 @ 11:29 pm

  30. Now that Sasha Grey has moved into mainstream, her and Megan Fox need to make a movie.

    #30 | Comment by Huron — September 16, 2009 @ 10:25 am


    #31 | Comment by check it! — September 21, 2009 @ 1:21 am

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