Michelle Trachtenberg

Hasn’t been a Trachtenbabe post in quite some time, so these pics of her at the recent Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show will do nicely.

Michelle’s alabaster skin is absolutely flawless in these. I mean, that complexion is simply ridiculous, she looks like a china doll.

In case I didn’t stress this enough, these are freaking hi res CANDIDS, people. We’re not talking about Photoshopped magazine shots here. How on earth is this possible?

75 thoughts on “Michelle Trachtenberg

  1. She can nurse me back to health any day.

    #1 | Comment by dex — November 24, 2009 @ 3:18 am

  2. yes pretty damn flawless. and here is a picture of three super hot girls together: http://img216.imagevenue.com/img.php?image=03142_Kristen_Bell_Holt_Renfrew_celebrates_new_Calgary_store-11_122_244lo.jpg

    #2 | Comment by Evestay — November 24, 2009 @ 3:42 am

  3. Dude, *every* professional photograph like this is photoshopped after the fact. Every single one. Believe me. I mean, I’m sorry to burst your bubble, but this is 100% absolutely routine in the business precisely because it’s so amazingly easy to use those tools to improve the look – and, thus, the *value* – of your product.

    #3 | Comment by EmJee — November 24, 2009 @ 3:49 am

  4. I hear there’s some strange substance called “makeup”, which can be used to hide blemishes. It’s a pre-photoshop technology.

    Anyway, I’m a Trachtenbabe fan, ever since Buffy. So two thumbs up for this post.

    #4 | Comment by Dak — November 24, 2009 @ 3:52 am

  5. #3 – sorry, but i’m not buying it. there is too much competition to get candids sold to various outlets as quickly as possible and i’ve seen plenty of examples where there are numerous flaws showing on the faces of our “beautiful” celebs. case in point, i just posted this last night. if it was so “amazingly easy” to retouch this type of photo then explain Taylor’s forehead in that shot.

    #4 – yeah, i’ve heard of makeup. i’ve actually been wearing it for years, but there are limits to its magical powers, no matter what guys might believe.

    #5 | Comment by AngelBaby — November 24, 2009 @ 3:54 am

  6. Our clownface is all growed up!

    Frankly, she is stunning here – expressionless and all.

    #6 | Comment by Guy Perkins — November 24, 2009 @ 4:08 am

  7. wow, i didnt know they could point Hubble down at the Earth like that >.<

    #7 | Comment by Xan — November 24, 2009 @ 5:52 am

  8. Not really a complaint, but if MTracht and KBell were a little less… cankle-y, I’d proactively stalk them.

    #8 | Comment by BobBobson — November 24, 2009 @ 5:58 am

  9. You people are so silly, its called man juice. When applied in copious amounts to a woman’s face it leaves it perfectly flawless. I jizz on her face at least 7 or 8 times a day. Oh wait, here cums #9 for the day.

    #9 | Comment by Pirho — November 24, 2009 @ 7:21 am

  10. She’s absolutely fabulous looking. I think Eurotrip would’ve done a lot better, though, if she somehow worked in a graphic 10 minute ATM scene.

    #10 | Comment by Rod Stiffington — November 24, 2009 @ 7:54 am

  11. I am Trachtenbot, please insert phallus!

    I think she is playing freezetag with the photogs… wheres that cute trachtenburg smile? 🙂

    #11 | Comment by MIK — November 24, 2009 @ 9:36 am

  12. #10: If you get the nonrated DVD there are the deleted scenes where she is topless trying to stop cars on the highway! She turns to the side and you get a good perfect shot of side boob and nipple!

    Even better when both your DVD Player AND TV have Zoom!

    I had her nipple practically fill the screen of my 48″ TV!

    #12 | Comment by MacDaddy — November 24, 2009 @ 11:08 am

  13. #3: Don’t forget that there are plenty of outlets that *want* horrible-looking photos of celebs. Heck, hardly a month goes by that the Star or the Enquirer doesn’t have a “see how horrible this celeb really looks!” bit on the cover…

    Photoshopping *is* easy — and because of that, the magazines that buy paparazzi pictures can do it themselves, when they want it. It makes a lot more sense for the photographers to simply sell the raw pictures without touching them up first, so their clients can do the retouching (or lack thereof) *they* want.

    #13 | Comment by RandomDude — November 24, 2009 @ 12:34 pm

  14. ^^^
    i concur. and these candids were not scanned from a magazine, hence my belief that they are more or less the raw images taken by some paparazzi on the evening of this event.

    at the very least, michelle’s makeup girl deserves kudos.

    #14 | Comment by AngelBaby — November 24, 2009 @ 1:10 pm

  15. its the air brush…its so hot right now.

    #15 | Comment by beats2tharhyme — November 24, 2009 @ 1:25 pm

  16. #2 Has posted a picture of epic win… If summer glau was in that pic I’d probably cream myself!

    I’m forced to imagine and kinky lesbian threesome now…

    On a more topical note, Trachtenbabe has too much makeup for my taste, I personally don’t like ANY on my girls, pores are sexy!

    #16 | Comment by coolstream — November 24, 2009 @ 2:05 pm

  17. No photoshopping would keep skin texture like that. Look at the close-up of her forehead. You can even see the vellus on her chin and cheeks. These pics are awesome.

    I’ve been a Trachten-fan for a while, and I was hoping she’d outgrow her acne. I think Pro-Active is about to have another celeb testimonial.

    #17 | Comment by Dave — November 24, 2009 @ 3:38 pm

  18. ^^^
    thank you.

    and you’re welcome.

    #18 | Comment by AngelBaby — November 24, 2009 @ 4:15 pm

  19. I want to bust a nut on that face so bad….

    #19 | Comment by Larry the white guy — November 24, 2009 @ 5:39 pm

  20. the Trachtenbabe look great here 🙂

    #20 | Comment by Jade — November 24, 2009 @ 8:23 pm

  21. oooh, heelllll yeah, now that’s more like it.. epic winage on the posting of Trachtenbabe..

    #21 | Comment by garth2k — November 24, 2009 @ 8:50 pm

  22. ^^ #3
    I may be late to the game, but that’s ok cause my side is winning. That is no photoshop touchup. That’s makeup. Guaranteed (money back if not completely satisfied).

    ^^ #19
    Double team?


    #22 | Comment by Webpager — November 24, 2009 @ 9:05 pm

  23. I’ve always loved the Trachtenbabe. I used to always catch that show “Truth or Scare” just because she was the host. The show was stupid, but she was hot.

    It’s good to see some pictures of her here that actually do her justice for once. She’s damn hot in these. Of course, all the other ones that have been posted that people have blasted usually looked pretty hot to me, but these take the cake.

    Also, am I the only one who thinks her dress sort of looks like it was made from old tires? I don’t know, that’s just what it reminds me of

    #23 | Comment by pyronuc — November 24, 2009 @ 9:43 pm

  24. Okay, just to amend my previous post, looking back at the archives I have to admit that there have been SOME pretty horrible Trachtenbabe pictures in the past.

    This one, for instance:

    That one still makes me shudder.

    I still believe that she’s hot, though, and these unfortunate horrible pictures we’ve gotten from time to time have just been bad makeup and bad photography.

    #24 | Comment by pyronuc — November 24, 2009 @ 10:02 pm

  25. ^^^

    …evil clown…under bed…must not sleep…evil clown…will eat my brain in my dreams…must stay awake…must not sleep…

    Wow, that’s one unflattering shot.

    #25 | Comment by Smiley — November 24, 2009 @ 11:47 pm

  26. http://dontlinkthis.net/movies/hires/michelletrachtenberg19/images/Michelle9.jpg

    Cropped it to 4256×2660, and it made a stunning 5:8 wallpaper.

    #26 | Comment by sid — November 25, 2009 @ 12:47 am

  27. pyronuc – yeah, that is one scary pic, but her skin is actually pretty damn good in that one too..

    #27 | Comment by flyboy — November 25, 2009 @ 12:52 am

  28. AngelBaby, stop trying to make fetch happen! It’s not going to happen!

    #28 | Comment by Tony — November 25, 2009 @ 12:54 am

  29. Am I the only one who sees what might be a nipple peeking out over the dress in Pic 2? That is the one on the top right.

    #29 | Comment by Hannah-tized — November 25, 2009 @ 3:25 am

  30. ^^”I think it’s wishful thinking (and honestly, even if it was, so?)… I don’t get nipple slips, I mean, it’s like a car wreck, why does everyone want to look? I’ll catch a look, rubber neck A LITTLE, but unless someone I know was in it (especially if it’s someone I cared about and wanted to be sure was alright, or hated and wanted to make sure was damaged or killed), what’s the big deal? Errr… that middle part is only so applicable, but the metaphor is what it is…”

    “I mean, are we such prudes (or maybe some more applicable term, I need to sleep soon) that nipple is that exciting? I mean, if I could jump into the photo and play with them, sure. I literally jump at any chance to play with my gfs boobs when her shirt comes off (for any reason)… I love breasts, but I just don’t see the appeal of nipple slips I’m not present to play with…”

    “I must be jaded, because the guys on this site will fap to anything. I guess I’ve just had too much actual sex, to be all hot and bothered every time a fully clothed chick flashes a little nipple. Not to mention all the other things the guys on this site will break their dicks over…”

    “Now, not to say I don’t appreciate what AB and Justin provide, I still fantasize about these girls. It’s just, when I feel a need to orgasm, it takes stronger stuff… I guess we can’t all perform like Jim from American Pie… I’ll masturbate to this site when AB posts something of herself, or joins me (sure, it’s a pipe dream, but hey, chances are better than me ending up with any of the girls usually posted here, right?)”

    #30 | Comment by Ryuka — November 25, 2009 @ 7:06 am

  31. ^^”For the, ‘tl;dr’ of you out there… I questioned the interest in nipple slips; as well as your fortitude using an American Pie reference, then I made the obligatory reference to nude AB pics, with a side of mutual masturbation.”

    #31 | Comment by Ryuka — November 25, 2009 @ 7:09 am

  32. This may have been said already, but I am so tired of this girl. She brings absolutely nothing to the table. Every time I see her she looks more and more like a young diane keaton. It’s fucking sad and depressing.

    #32 | Comment by yoda — November 25, 2009 @ 7:49 am

  33. Two points:

    #29: How could she possibly be showing a nipple in that dress? Girls’ nipples aren’t in their armpits.

    #30: Ryu, stop being such a fucking downer. It doesn’t matter how many pairs of breasts you’ve seen, how many times you’ve gotten laid and how many times you’ve rifled your girlfriend, nipslips are still hot, and full of win. Nobody knows why exactly, but they are. Like the LORD said to Eve:

    I will greatly increase your pains in childbearing;
    with pain you will give birth to children.
    Your desire will be for your husband,
    and he will rule over you.
    You will wear ill-fitting clothing,
    Which flash bulbs shall make transparent;
    I shall bring the paparazzi upon you,
    they will hunt you like a dog;
    Even your tit-tape will betray you,
    and you will be a whore upon the earth.

    (Genesis 3:16)

    #33 | Comment by cobalt — November 25, 2009 @ 10:08 am

  34. ^^^
    so sayeth the Lord.

    #34 | Comment by AngelBaby — November 25, 2009 @ 10:11 am

  35. ill take a look when it doesnt take 10 minutes to load a picture.

    #35 | Comment by Lobster — November 25, 2009 @ 12:57 pm

  36. “Hey, whatever, it’s a downer for you guys because you don’t get enough of the real thing… Here’s a little secret, free porn is ALL over the internet… It’ll tide you over until you can get a real girl, I swear… Meanwhile, here, maybe we can just enjoy the girls we can only fantasize about without making the keyboard sticky over every little thing.”

    #36 | Comment by Ryuka — November 25, 2009 @ 5:17 pm

  37. Vampire! …the perfect skin.

    #37 | Comment by Arther — November 25, 2009 @ 6:57 pm

  38. I love the Trachtenbitch

    #38 | Comment by walker4409 — November 25, 2009 @ 8:17 pm

  39. It’s the newest thing. They call it high definition make up. It can make even the gnarliest old newscaster look flawless. Imagine what it can do for a young hotty who is nearly perfect to start with.

    #39 | Comment by Zach — November 25, 2009 @ 10:27 pm

  40. Hey macdaddy, you should try to post that nipple pic!!!

    #40 | Comment by leech — November 26, 2009 @ 1:34 am

  41. I love her.

    #41 | Comment by een — November 26, 2009 @ 5:27 am

  42. #35: Ryu, it’s laughably obvious that the only pussy you’ve ever been inside is your mother’s.

    #42 | Comment by cobalt — November 26, 2009 @ 10:26 am

  43. Any of you guys ever wonder what a giant photo of Selena Gomez’s toes would look like?

    Well, praise be to Yevon: http://www.imagebam.com/image/c9692157606542

    #43 | Comment by cobalt — November 26, 2009 @ 1:57 pm

  44. Not bad at all. She looks pretty awesome in these pics. Hottie for sure.

    #44 | Comment by Phil says, "huh?" — November 26, 2009 @ 6:46 pm

  45. 32. yoda: Fuck off,Trachtenberg is hot and always will be

    #45 | Comment by Al — November 26, 2009 @ 10:00 pm

  46. Tranchteberg FTW. I’ve been a fan of hers since she appeared in Buffy. and she still is one of my all time fav. hotties to fap to.

    #46 | Comment by garth2k — November 26, 2009 @ 10:38 pm

  47. When the fuck did Blake Lively get Down Syndrome?


    #47 | Comment by pwrdrive — November 27, 2009 @ 2:46 am

  48. ^^”Seriously , watch any movie frame by frame, and anyone you can see clearly on screen for more than 2 or 3 minutes will look retarded at some point. The time minimum is even lower for porn. Go watch Dogma, Metatron mentions it (in a way) when he’s having drinks with the main character.”

    #48 | Comment by Ryuka — November 27, 2009 @ 4:15 am

  49. Look at pic 9. If she’s wearing make-up it’s the sheerest shit on the planet.

    #49 | Comment by oofoo — November 27, 2009 @ 12:52 pm

  50. I’ve never really been into Trachtenberg but I realize that’s more of a personal problem than anything else. That complexion is god damn flawless.

    #50 | Comment by Kito — November 28, 2009 @ 10:21 am


    #51 | Comment by thecdude — November 30, 2009 @ 12:31 pm

  52. ^^^
    I would pump my sperm all over her godamn sweet cankles

    #52 | Comment by Al — November 30, 2009 @ 3:10 pm

  53. Guys, Emma Watson in a bikini.


    You can thank me later.

    This site is not up to speed on such things (read: jailbait) anymore.

    #53 | Comment by FrankMo — November 30, 2009 @ 6:59 pm

  54. don’t get me wrong
    i get a hrd on with cankles
    i was actually cummmming when i posted that

    #54 | Comment by thecdude — November 30, 2009 @ 7:17 pm

  55. #53 – first, Emma isn’t jailbait anymore. second, i saw the pics last night, decided they weren’t all that hawt, and didn’t feel like making a post for them.

    any questions?

    #55 | Comment by AngelBaby — November 30, 2009 @ 9:20 pm

  56. I’m pretty sure you get a bit of a peek at one of her nipples….

    #56 | Comment by coolstream — November 30, 2009 @ 11:23 pm


    #57 | Comment by diddleysquat — December 1, 2009 @ 12:54 am

  58. emma watson nip slip ftw

    #58 | Comment by jez — December 1, 2009 @ 3:23 am

  59. Brit chix? Carey Mulligan >>>>>>>>>>> Emma Watson. Carey’s got more acting chops in her little toe than EW could dream of. EW has that generic Hollywood look like Julia Roberts – she’ll be a star her whole life, but she’s not memorable. CM has that rampant cuteness that unexpectedly assaults the male brain and makes you shout “More Dimple!”

    #59 | Comment by Metacarpal — December 1, 2009 @ 3:24 am

  60. Another Emma, but in white ‘kini.


    #60 | Comment by FrankMo — December 1, 2009 @ 9:58 am

  61. #60: photo is OLD.

    #59: Julia Roberts has never even caused a single erection, whereas Emma Watson has been fappable since she was 11. Carey Mulligan is cute too but I suspect the more material she makes the more it will become apparent that she peaked in Bleak House.

    #56: there is definitely a pale stumpy nipslip there but it is of the telephoto, low resolution variety, which are as a rule unfappable.

    #61 | Comment by cobalt — December 1, 2009 @ 10:45 am

  62. #55
    The low-res pics I’ve seen of the EW Bikini aren’t awesome, but they are still worth posting. Especially after so many requests. On the other hand I don’t think that AB should pay attention to everything that we request or else we’d be burried in dung.

    AB, can you maybe get some high-res to confirm the nipple at least?

    #62 | Comment by Dave — December 1, 2009 @ 6:30 pm

  63. Post a higher resolution one of the Emma Watson nipple slip pic if possible PLUX!

    #63 | Comment by Yuu — December 1, 2009 @ 8:49 pm

  64. Carey Mulligan? *googles* ooh wait, I remember her from her eps of Waking the Dead on BBC1… yes, she’s fit. fitter than Emma? maybe.. but I don’t feel anything for Julia Roberts..

    #64 | Comment by garth2k — December 1, 2009 @ 11:17 pm

  65. Dave# 55..HAHAHAHA! you said “On the other hand”!! HA HA HAH HA!!

    #65 | Comment by Al — December 1, 2009 @ 11:51 pm

  66. Carey Mulligan, since her appearance in the Doctor Who episode “Don’t Blink” I’ve wanted more.

    Might see Wallstreet 2 just for her.

    #66 | Comment by oofoo — December 2, 2009 @ 3:53 am

  67. ^^^

    “Blink” is by far the best episode of the new Doctor Who. Normally I only watch the show to mock its sci-fi credentials, but that story was fucking outstanding. I bet Joss Whedon saw it and thought, “Oh fuck, this episode is only 60 minutes long but it’s 10x better than all of Dollhouse.”

    #67 | Comment by cobalt — December 2, 2009 @ 6:38 am

  68. God Jenna Dewan is one ugly bitch

    #68 | Comment by Al — December 2, 2009 @ 3:15 pm

  69. I don’t have a clue who this Carey Mulligan chick is, but I googled her name and saw pictures of her tits and I like them. A lot. God I love the internet.

    #69 | Comment by Rod Stiffington — December 3, 2009 @ 7:23 pm

  70. Anyone here has a good copy of the miley nip slip from today?

    #70 | Comment by Yuu — December 3, 2009 @ 7:51 pm

  71. @70

    wwtdd has one, only place ive seen it so far (i know we dont like tyler here, but at least its not egotastic)


    #71 | Comment by joeyjoejoeshabs — December 3, 2009 @ 11:42 pm

  72. getting a little old but still the face of perfection and a body for sinning
    do want!
    giving me erections since her first appearance in buffy…

    #72 | Comment by lolilover — December 6, 2009 @ 3:26 am

  73. I’d like to nominate Michelle Trachtenberg for post of the year.

    #73 | Comment by Dave — December 31, 2009 @ 1:39 pm

  74. pretty good whore

    #74 | Comment by teddy — January 26, 2010 @ 6:00 pm

  75. http://www.complex.com/GIRLS/Cover-Girls/MICHELLE-TRACHTENBERG

    #75 | Comment by jp — January 29, 2010 @ 7:57 am

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