OKAY! Update time! Let talk about movies. Because they are my passion and i bought 5 DVD’s with my T-shirt and porn money yesterday!
Witness!
Okay Black Hawk Down. I thought it was a good movie. Stupid plot but good movie. Actually i can’t really fault its plot because it was based on an actual event. But i still think it has a stupid plot. Good movie though. Hmm… if the movie is good but the plot it is based on is stupid, would that make the actual event stupid too? I suppose so because war is stupid.
I mean, okay. They go in to get some people out. The shit hits the fan and BLACK HAWK DOWN! BLACK HAWK DOWN! So they have to secure the Black Hawks and get the injured people and dead bodies out too. And in the process of getting said dead bodies out, the people who are getting those dead bodies out BECOME dead bodies themselves!
It’s like Saving Private Ryan all over again. I really don’t understand the whole “risking 7 to save 1” deal. It’s pretty much the same as in Black Hawk Down. Okay i mean sure, i probably would want to be left behind but still it’s just really stupid to “risk 7 to save 1 (and getting 14 more killed as a result)”.
Okay so maybe i’m just making up numbers but you get the general idea.
By the way, contrary to what it seems in the post below this one, no i am not gay. Suzi is evil.
But i do like Ben Affleck though. <3
Go read her post first if you don’t know what i’m talking about.
Okay i haven’t seen any of the other movies yet but i learnt a new word as a result of owning L.I.E on DVD!
Want to know what it is?? Okay! Here we go!!!!
Yes! Pederast! Use it wisely kiddies.
Like for example:
“Hi Bob. You are a pederast”
“LOLOLOLOL. <3<3<3<3”
You’re probably wondering what pederast means. Let me tell you now:
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pederast Pronunciation Key (pd-rst) n.
A man who has sexual relations, especially anal intercourse, with a boy.
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Yah. That’s hot.
L.I.E is actually an indie flick. And a VERY controversial one too. So that’s probably why you’ve never heard of it.
Here. Go to the L.I.E website.
psykotik2k: http://www.lot47.com/lie/reviews.html
psykotik2k: “L.I.E., which literally stands for Long Island Expressway and metaphorically for much more, is a startling, complex exploration of a young suburban boy’s coming to terms with his homosexuality, just as a pederast closes in on him.”
psykotik2k: “The subject matter is certainly controversial – it’s not every day that we see a sympathetic portrayal of a pedophile – but Cuesta avoids the taint of salaciousness, thanks in large part to a brilliant performance from Cox.”
psykotik2k: “A penetrating look at a 14-year-old boy’s relationship with a pederast.”
psykotik2k: ahahahahahah. he said penetrating.
psykotik2k: uh hur hur hur
psykotik2k: okay i’m guessing this movie is going to be sick
psykotik2k: but i havent seen it yet
psykotik2k: i’ll watch it tonight
Typical Lewser: *shakes head*
psykotik2k: you should go rent Kids by the way
psykotik2k: and Bully
Typical Lewser: why?
psykotik2k: because i said so biotch
psykotik2k: no really they’re good movies
Typical Lewser: what are they about?
psykotik2k: kids is about kids. having sex
psykotik2k: and bully is about kids. havign sex too
psykotik2k: ahahaha
psykotik2k: actually no
psykotik2k: but really kids IS about kids having sex
psykotik2k: and bully is based on a true story
psykotik2k: that happened in florida
psykotik2k: about some kids getting together to kill this bully out of revenge
psykotik2k: and having sex
psykotik2k: ahahah
Typical Lewser: *shakes head*
psykotik2k: but no really, they’re good movies
psykotik2k: I ASSURE YOU THEY’RE GOOD MOVIES
Yes. Take heed kiddies. Go track down L.I.E, Kids and Bully.
Controversial indie flicks are great!
Speaking of controversial flicks, but in a non pederast kind of way… more like Tarantino controversial, i’ve always been wondering about this one movie called The Boondock Saints. Or something. I seem to recall Thess and Nick going on and on about how uber cool is it. Anyway, while i was shopping for DVD’s yesterday, i saw in on the store shelves. I would’ve bought it but then i forgot to. Oh well. Maybe next time.
psykotik2k: i saw boondock saints yesterday
Typical Lewser: what’d you think?
psykotik2k: and i thought. wow. nick is a dirty whore.
psykotik2k: the end.
Typical Lewser: …
Time for boobs.
SEE??? BOOBS!!!
Bewbies.
In other news…
Keli loves penis. The end.
If you haven’t seen it yet, go check out "Y tu mama tambien"
I think thats right.. anyway that’s spanish for "And your mother too", and it’s a fucking incredible movie.. so damned funny, and theres lotsa sex too. It’s mexican, and it’s just interesting to see how totally differently it portrays sex than american movies.. like, there are even naked guys in it. Which you’ll probably dig. … So anyway yeah go get it.
#1 | Comment by Dookie — June 13, 2002 @ 2:51 am
*snaps fingers* oh no you didnt. Pffft stealin my PENIS style lol. It’s ok I guess I can let you get away with it <3
#2 | Comment by Keli — June 13, 2002 @ 3:20 am
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU!!! YOU HAD THE OPPORTUNITY TO BUY BOONDOCK SAINTS ON DVD AND YOU DIDN’T BECAUSE YOU FORGOT???? ARE YOU INSANE??? DO YOU REALIZE YOU JUST MADE ONE OF THE BIGGEST MISTAKES IN YOUR LIFE????
Ok, seriously now, Boondock Saints is an amazing movie. I have it on VHS and I watch it every chance I get. It’s the kind of movie you just don’t get tired of, at least not for the first 500 times you watch it. After that you gotta take a break. It also helps that it’s got Sean Patrick Flannery in it, but thats besides the point.
Y tu mam· tambien is also a good movie, but not as great as Boondock Saints.
So, yeah, go right back to that store and buy the movie. Not only is it kick ass, it’s also very quotable.
And if for some weird, insane reason you don’t like it, just send the DVD to my house. I will be more than happy to recieve it. =D
Also, visit
Official Site:
http://www.theboondocksaints.com/
Unofficial Fan Site:
http://www.geocities.com/saint_boondock/
#3 | Comment by Lucy — June 13, 2002 @ 3:30 am
you had the chance to buy The Boondock Saints on DVD and you didnt?!?? fucktard….thats the best movie i have ever seen. the best character is Rocko, i mean he is so fucking out there its just great to see him do what he does. "Funny! Funny! FUNNY!!"…Rocko blastin the bastards…hell yea.
#4 | Comment by Turtle Boy — June 13, 2002 @ 3:06 pm
You an’ your fookin’ rope.
#5 | Comment by Nick — June 13, 2002 @ 4:07 pm
Disclaimer: take everything here with a grain of salt
What? My Doctor says I need to lower my salt intake…lol
Boobs are good…
#6 | Comment by cujo — June 13, 2002 @ 6:13 pm
Oh….is that right, Rambo?
#7 | Comment by Lucy — June 13, 2002 @ 8:14 pm
WE COULD KILL EVERYONE!
#8 | Comment by Nick — June 14, 2002 @ 2:54 am
It’s the real deal Roc, Evil man, Dead man.
#9 | Comment by Lucy — June 14, 2002 @ 3:36 am
…Is it dead?
#10 | Comment by Nick — June 14, 2002 @ 4:27 am
I just wanted to cuddle…
#11 | Comment by Lucy — June 14, 2002 @ 9:52 am
I’ll have a coke.
#12 | Comment by Nick — June 14, 2002 @ 12:27 pm
You start gettin’ excited motherfucker!!!!
#13 | Comment by Lucy — June 14, 2002 @ 4:31 pm
I need to get you a proverb book or something doc. This whole mix and match shit just ain’t workin’.
#14 | Comment by Nick — June 14, 2002 @ 5:51 pm
Oh really? Well I might be wanting a bagel with my coffee
#15 | Comment by Lucy — June 14, 2002 @ 5:54 pm
Television. You see this in bad television. This James Bond shit never happens in real life!
#16 | Comment by Nick — June 14, 2002 @ 6:26 pm
Don’t you guys think that’s a little weird? A little psycho?
#17 | Comment by Lucy — June 14, 2002 @ 7:57 pm
get another name dammit.
the big lebowski bored me to tears. left no impact on me whatsoever. worst coen bros movie ever. fargo is the best.
#18 | Comment by Justin — June 15, 2002 @ 1:15 am
In response to the word Pederast…that word was first made famous in "The Big Lebowski" and I just feel that anyone who watches as many movies as yourself (like me), should have been introduced to that word back when Donnie was first out of his element.
#19 | Comment by Justin — June 15, 2002 @ 12:56 pm
"Roc, what the fuck do you think you’re doing?"
*raises hands* "I’LL TIP HER!"
#20 | Comment by Nick — June 15, 2002 @ 3:06 pm
Whether or not it was boring should have no impact on the fact that pederast was used. But, I’m a little older than you, therefore I get rights to my name. You find another one….
#21 | Comment by Justin — June 15, 2002 @ 3:08 pm
Can’t do much damage with that thing, can we?
Perhaps there should’ve been a ‘Rule of Wrist’
#22 | Comment by Lucy — June 15, 2002 @ 3:12 pm
It’s a fucking 6 shooter. What are you gonna do? Last the last 3 to death, FUNNY MAN!??!
#23 | Comment by Nick — June 15, 2002 @ 11:01 pm
Last the last???? O_o
Halleluja Jaffar!
#24 | Comment by Lucy — June 16, 2002 @ 1:56 am
"Last the last" was a typo. =\
In other news, you stole the one I was going to do. *shakes fist*
Hmm…I know!
"Why don’t you make like a tree, and get the FUCK outta here?"
#25 | Comment by Nick — June 16, 2002 @ 2:28 pm
You gotta tip-toe through the TULIPS with these assholes!!
In related events, "It looks like Justin finally got the point"
#26 | Comment by Lucy — June 16, 2002 @ 3:14 pm
why are none of these comments about those boobs? I thought everybody loved boobs.
#27 | Comment by matt — June 17, 2002 @ 7:55 pm
hey! I graduated at the exact same high school the real kids from Bully went to. It was kinda weird reading the book and seeing pictures of places I’ve been to 100x’s. Umm. Just thought I’d comment. I’ll shut up now.
#28 | Comment by Jennifer — June 22, 2002 @ 9:18 am
hey justin, do you own t-shirthell or something?? or did u just submit an idea and get $200 because they used it??
boobies are nice…
http://www.geocities.com/phoenix1222
#29 | Comment by brandon — July 1, 2002 @ 4:16 am
"I feel like riverdancing!"
"Is it dead ?"
"WYATT, FUCKING EARP!!!"
#30 | Comment by Kingolf — December 8, 2002 @ 3:08 pm