Avril filler!

Even despite the site sucking shit right now due to the lack of posts, i still get fan mail! Ahahahahahaha.

To: psykotik@gmail.com
Subject: Update your site
From: Jason Major smashy@comcast.net
Date: Sun, Jun 23 2002 6:39:29 AM -0400

Hey Psykotik Mullet-Man,

Update your site for Christ’s sake already! Your last posting is 4 days old.

You made me order a Avril Lange cd off of Amazon since I was making a cd order I decided to try it anyway. I am awaiting its arrival. You can tell your new love of your life that your site is responsible for her increased traffic and increased SALES.



Avril, i have increased your traffic and sales! So can i have an autographed picture of you? PLEEEEEASE?

To: psykotik@gmail.com
Subject: canada has done well…
From: maximus@staticmaximus.com
Date: Tue, Jun 25 2002 2:35:54 PM -0400

hey man, just wanted to say that i like the new layout. it’s nice to find a real girl with a little fire every once in a while. it’s your best layout since you had claire up there. later


You must be a long time reader. Claire Forlani was the first girl i used for the layout.

For those of you who are wondering, here are all the girls that i’ve used on the site over the past year or so:

  • Claire Forlani
  • Natalie Portman
  • Angelina Jolie
  • Drew Barrymore
  • Avril Lavigne (<3)

    Once upon a time, i actually did have a Christy Chung layout up. But it didn’t look right so i took it down after about 20 minutes or so. Only one person has ever seen it i think.

    Anyhoo, this next one is from my guestbook.

    Fullname: jen(kat)
    Email: i_love_elmo92@hotmail.com

    avril,pink and kittie are the ONLY awesome kick azz girl singers in this whole frickin world!!! avril u give “skater punk” a good name and u show the world that britney spears and chirstina aguleira may get a lot of attention but thats just cuz there whores!!!! and even tho some peeps dunt like us cuz were different than the rest of the preppy,abercrombie loven,pop singin,pink is the new orange messed up world thats the way we are and girl u rock!!

    Hahaha. Okay moving on back to e-mails.

    To: psykotik@gmail.com
    Subject: Your website is badass
    From: “Bah Prestly” skinsuvtyrant@fatchicksinpartyhats.com
    Date: Sat, Jun 22 2002 6:11:08 PM -0700

    Hey dude, just wanted to say your website is badass, and it’s funny as hell. I got a real kick out of it, and god damn Avril is hot! Later.


    To: psykotik@gmail.com
    Subject: Avril
    From: “I_AM_ HIM” i_am_him@hotmail.com
    Date: Fri, Jun 21 2002 1:49:20 PM +0000

    Just thought I would let you know that I am in Edmonton Alberta and Avril will be at one of the local radio stations next week. I don’t have a date or time but you know when I know I will be too *sick* to go to work and will probably be camping out there.


    If I manage, I will try to get a few digital pics, and an autograph or 2 that I will scan in.

    He wrote in again with an update.

    To: psykotik@gmail.com
    Subject: Re: Avril
    From: “I_AM_ HIM” i_am_him@hotmail.com
    Date: Tue, Jun 25 2002 7:42:56 PM +0000

    I missed her at the one radio station, but I heard she was going to another station in town where I know one of the DJ’s, but I was late too I did see her but no pics or autograph, she was just leaving, but dude she is short… like under 5 foot tall kinda short, but hot.. very hot… sexy … oh my god.

    My buddy confirmed it, shes only like 4’11” or something, tiny girl but oh so hot.. of course he was talking to her but noooo he neglected to call me to meet her today… next time man, maybe she will head to yer neck o’ tha woods soon.

    “very hot… sexy … oh my god”

    Okay. Time to play Eternal Darkness again and slowly go insane!

  • 22 thoughts on “Avril filler!

    1. Damn. I thought it was a post. But its just emails. Damn.

      #1 | Comment by Jacob — June 25, 2002 @ 7:47 pm

    2. Claire Forlani! Geez, I remember that layout. How long ago was that?
      Now, she is nice to look at, I tell you whut. I named a friggin’ cat after her!

      #2 | Comment by Gus — June 25, 2002 @ 9:32 pm

    3. thats what youre good at!!! posting your mail and giving a little comment on it!! I want real post!! Reallll post!! slackass!!

      #3 | Comment by Ju — June 26, 2002 @ 1:28 am

    4. I felt the pride of myself suddenly ‘coz I actually seen your Christy Chung Layout!! Yeehaw!

      #4 | Comment by Jason — June 26, 2002 @ 11:59 am

    5. Christy Chung? pfft. Fuck that. WE WANT SOME CONNIE CHUNG ACTION.

      #5 | Comment by Nick — June 26, 2002 @ 2:29 pm

    6. how about putting up the old layouts somewhere for us to see. Drew had to have been the best!

      #6 | Comment by aliasgoeshere — June 26, 2002 @ 4:28 pm

    7. I live in Edmonton too and I didnt hear about Avril coming to town… If I would have known I would have come through for you Justin, not this other guy…. Damn! I hate it when that happens…

      #7 | Comment by scloop — June 26, 2002 @ 6:02 pm

    8. Raise my hand if you want to see a Kristin Kreuk layout.

      #8 | Comment by matt — June 26, 2002 @ 9:23 pm

    9. Kristin Kreuk…………YUMM!!!!!!!!!!!!
      im all abou that girl, ohhh Lana.

      #9 | Comment by D — June 27, 2002 @ 11:06 am

    10. why your hand matt? i wanna raise my own hand! raise my hand if you wanna see me raise my hand. yea, thats correct.

      #10 | Comment by Turtle Boy — June 27, 2002 @ 12:41 pm

    11. Seriously….An "old layout" page would be sweet…I’m all about Natalie Portman…been visiting your site since Drew was up…peace

      #11 | Comment by Eversnow — June 27, 2002 @ 12:51 pm

    12. P.S. that would be a good way to show your fans that "you" (justin) really do care about the little people…..show some love, its because of us that you make FAT paychecks with your Porn Web Site…Is it too much to ask for you to do something for us…if it is too much then at least spit out a REAL POST.

      #12 | Comment by Eversnow — June 27, 2002 @ 12:54 pm

    13. There’s porn here? At most, this place is a hard R rating, besides there is other stuff here(like movie and dvd’s).
      I’m here mostly to hear about new movies and to hang out in the Exclusive Member’s Section(see the login at the left on the mainpage?). That’s where all the excitement is.

      We get free dvd’s, online gambling, Justin’s Cambabes, how to get cable and dsl without even having a dsl or cable provider in your area! not to mention all of the free games for PS2 and Xbox.
      The Member’s only Section at FUBAR rocks!

      sorry… I was bored

      #13 | Comment by cujo — June 27, 2002 @ 1:20 pm

    14. yeah I always wondered what that login was? is it a greymatter login? if so, how the hell do you do it justin? i want that…

      #14 | Comment by Jacob — June 27, 2002 @ 2:10 pm

    15. Justin,

      let’s be honest Kristin Kreuk is a great layout idea, I hope you go after it, I would visit 3 times more a day easily!
      And what is the members area? I haven’t ever thougth about using it because I thought it was an exclusive login.

      #15 | Comment by D — June 27, 2002 @ 2:28 pm

    16. 4′ 11" huh! looks like she wouldn’t need to bend down or get on her knees either if you catch my meaning.

      #16 | Comment by dominic yates — June 28, 2002 @ 4:27 am

    17. I have seen the christy chung layout, it was well fucked.
      Justin did good to get rid ov it.
      Avril is the best chick ive seen on this site yet, AAHHH avril 🙂 shes so hot

      #17 | Comment by Visentinel — June 28, 2002 @ 12:26 pm

    18. yup, I agree with you dominic, she is shall we say.. a midget. to ensure that she doesn’t get step on you could always carry her in you top pocket.

      hey justin, I have a fetish for hands, wanna post up sum piccies of your hands since this is a ‘porn’ related website and all, us girls should get a piece of the action too if you know what I mean.


      #18 | Comment by Little_Avril_Spears — June 28, 2002 @ 4:44 pm

    19. A while back The Weblog Review thought this site deserved a 5 point rating because "The layout is magnificent and the logs are interesting and fun to read" Little did they know that almost a year later this site would become one the of the many "sites having logs which are 2 sentences long updated every three days" And thats if we’re lucky.

      So Justin, please, start picking up the slack aroung here and post something decent huh?

      #19 | Comment by Lucy — June 29, 2002 @ 4:12 am

    20. Well said Lucy

      #20 | Comment by Mr_Maginty — June 29, 2002 @ 6:03 pm

    21. Justin, your site is dying a slowdeath.com, get it together man! We dig this place, so give us something to read, a new layout to see, whatever just do something.

      #21 | Comment by D — June 29, 2002 @ 6:47 pm

    22. boring. update biotch

      #22 | Comment by Turtle Boy — June 30, 2002 @ 3:38 am

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