Su madre es una lechuga

I had a weird dream today. I dreamt that i was on the Tonight Show and Avril Lavigne was on it. Jay Leno interviewed her for a bit and then Avril went on to do a live acoustic performance of some song that wasn’t on her album. But then she picked ME out of the audience and made me play the song on a acoutic guitar while she sang! And i have absolutely NO idea how to play guitar. Not in real life and not even in my dreams. But i played anyway. Oh man. I must’ve kept plucking the same three strings on that guitar and omg it sounded TERRIBLE. But the whole time i was thinking, “Nah, they won’t notice the awful guitar playing because they’ll be too busy listening to her sweet sweet voice”.

Shut up. She has a sweet voice.

So anyway, the song ended and people clapped! Weirdness. So anyway, then the next guest came on and it was Kevin Smith! I went back into the audience and Jay went on to interview Kevin Smith. Then Jay decided to bring up my site on the monitor to show everyone that post i made about Avril Lavigne’s ass crack! And Kevin Smith went on to say something to the extent of Avril having “a sweet ass” and him wanting to spank it or something. Then Avril got upset and got her lawyer to call up Kevin Smith on his cellphone right then and there in the middle of his interview and somehow his microphone could pick up the sound on his cellphone and everyone could hear the whole conversation! And then i got really scared because i thought Avril’s lawyer people would try to hunt me down for posting up that pic of her ass crack and sue me! And then i woke up and was like, “OMG! I need to take down that pic!”.

And then i realized, “Oh shit. It was just a dream”.

I have weird dreams.

Avril, please don’t sue!

Anyway, okay so we all know that Kirsten Dunst has never gotten naked in a movie right? And that the closest she’s ever gotten to naked was in Crazy/Beautiful. You gotta love that movie if only for the fact that she’s totally braless throughout the whole movie. Anyway, take a look at this vidcap that i posted up at the celeb site.

Now maybe it’s just a shadow or something but damn, if it isn’t, then it sure does look like she has big nipples.

Not that there’s anything wrong with that. =]

I actually have just about 300 new celeb pics that i’ve yet to upload onto the celeb site. I should probably get that done sometime soon. Not only have i been lazy updating this site, but with the celeb site too. Argh. Procrastination is my middle name.

Anyhow, as promised, here’s the bangbus and boobsquad user login and password:

username: billg01
password: rinker1

I have no idea how long this password will last so make use of it while it’s still functional. I know i have. Ahahahaha.


Now fill up the comments section with praise, comments about Kiki’s nipples and Avril Lavigne sueing me. Or something.

UPDATE @ 12:49AM:

OH NO! The bangbus password doesn’t work anymore! Suck. Should’ve posted it up earlier. I’ve known about it for almost 3 weeks now. Haha. Oh well. At least i posted. =P

UPDATE @ 5:24AM:

HAR HAR. I dug up some more passwords. They *should* work. But i’m not sure for how long. So try em out and see if they work. Don’t bitch at me if they don’t m’kay?

username: lenny699
password: bruce699

username: cheetah5
password: aaron5


25 thoughts on “Su madre es una lechuga

  1. ready to pose for the collage yet suzi?

    #1 | Comment by bligityblah — July 2, 2002 @ 1:04 am

  2. oh yeah, that looks like a pastie on Kiki too…oh so close

    #2 | Comment by bligityblah — July 2, 2002 @ 1:08 am

  3. she must have dishplate nipples or u have allot of free time. but whatever, it might be some thing she put on her nippels so they wouldn’t show? i dunno but i dont think it is a shadow. I hope avril doesn’t sue. its a nice pic!

    #3 | Comment by maynard — July 2, 2002 @ 2:04 am

  4. I heard about that happening to her and wondered if you would get the vidcap. She was performing at the MuchMusic video awards and she had that heavy mic pack clipped to the back of her pants (which I guess were a little too loose.) She jumps around a lot while she sings, and everytime she went up, the pants went down a little. She’s actually lucky they didn’t fall right off.

    #4 | Comment by Gus — July 2, 2002 @ 2:04 am

  5. Yup. That’s exactly the whole story alright. I was gonna include that in the post to explain why you could see her ass crack (i love that word… ass crack) but i didn’t know where to fit it in. But anyway, that’s the story. So know you know.

    #5 | Comment by Justin — July 2, 2002 @ 2:15 am

  6. geez u people are weird… “Aw! Her butt is so cute!” its an ASS CRACK. Ick!

    #6 | Comment by Z — July 2, 2002 @ 2:32 am

  7. Side view!


    #7 | Comment by Justin — July 2, 2002 @ 2:44 am

  8. Nice one Justin that is two dam good pics, but you need to find picks of Kiki as a red head, she looks great with red hair. so find them now!

    #8 | Comment by Sliy — July 2, 2002 @ 3:10 am

  9. whoa, two Mondays in a row…
    what are the chances?!?!?!?!

    #9 | Comment by mt5318008 — July 2, 2002 @ 6:02 am

  10. the site was broken for a while last night. and the cgi file for this post got corrupted so i had to rebuild the whole file from scratch. i guess i forgot to change the day! should be fixed by the time you all read this.

    #10 | Comment by Justin — July 2, 2002 @ 6:29 am

  11. "Her mother is a lettuce" ???? O_o

    Damn if you aren’t the weirdest Bruneian I know of Justin. Then again, that’s why I <3 you and your site.

    #11 | Comment by Lucy — July 2, 2002 @ 7:30 am

  12. Avril has no body, damn Justin, find a women who actually has a figure thats curvaceous.

    #12 | Comment by D — July 2, 2002 @ 11:47 am

  13. you are so lame its funny. 😀

    #13 | Comment by suzi — July 2, 2002 @ 12:16 pm

  14. Well, Avril Lavigne probably won’t really care anyway, she seems cool, I bet after the embarASSment went away, she laughed her ass off about the whole thing. Aw! Her butt is so cute!

    #14 | Comment by Gemmie — July 2, 2002 @ 12:16 pm

  15. I thought that screen cap of Kirsten had been faked when I first saw it a couple of days ago, but I just now popped in my DIVXed rip of the DVD, and sure enough it is there. Still looks rather fake to me, though. Maybe she was wearing pasties for that particular scene. Besides, when I tweaked the Esquire scan I made of her, her nipples look rather small:

    But it does look like she’s got a cute little mole or two strategically located on her chest: (995K)

    #15 | Comment by alex — July 2, 2002 @ 9:13 pm

  16. Hey D, Who cares if she has little body…Avril is damn hot with some nice crack…

    #16 | Comment by StratManX — July 3, 2002 @ 12:48 pm

  17. Haha, cool Lay-out dude…Hey, the pass wouldn’t work though, haha…But cool man…

    #17 | Comment by [D]c — July 4, 2002 @ 10:55 pm

  18. Hey, I was the only guy that missed Avril’s butt on both MMVA and ED’s Big Wam Bam!!! So can you guyss help me out and e-mail me pics or a link with the butt pics? Thank you.

    #18 | Comment by Drunken Monkey — September 6, 2002 @ 12:04 pm

  19. Avril is extremely hot. She only needs one thing and then she will be to my perfection. Thats a TAN and then she can do anything. Also if you say that Avril has no body you must think that Anna Nicole Smith has the greatest body. Your just wrong in saying that she has no body!

    #19 | Comment by TK-Tommynose — September 15, 2002 @ 11:06 pm

  20. Avril Lavigne is a really great artist and has changed teh way we look at music in a sense that she expresses al that is pure to me. She knwos how to rock the musci world and is very CUTE adn has a CUTE ASS!!

    #20 | Comment by Garrett — October 8, 2002 @ 11:06 pm

  21. Avril Lavigne is a really great artist and has changed teh way we look at music in a sense that she expresses al that is pure to me. She knwos how to rock the musci world and is very CUTE adn has a CUTE ASS!!

    #21 | Comment by Garrett — October 8, 2002 @ 11:06 pm

  22. Avril’s bum is awesome. Completely lickable and lissable. Anybody got more butt pics of Avril , pls post them here.

    #22 | Comment by Joey — October 11, 2002 @ 11:50 am

  23. hey dude your passwords didnt work… you may wanna check that

    #23 | Comment by Strider — March 17, 2003 @ 10:27 am

  24. Bella figa!

    #24 | Comment by Torio — March 19, 2003 @ 5:09 pm

  25. password is dead. Anyone else with a pwd?

    #25 | Comment by Promethyl — April 10, 2004 @ 7:38 am

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