I object your honor!

Someone commented on the post below:

Why in the world would you want DVD advice from Justin? Experience owning one DVD Player wouldn’t make him anywhere close to an expert. Pioneer top end? Give me a break. Since he’s qualified, I guess I am too. Get a Toshiba SD-3109 because I own one. Seriously, please seek out a better source like Audio Review!

But the dude asking Justin about Porno movies had the right guy. For some reason he doesn’t brag about his vast porno collection. Just all of his DVDs and pirated PSX and DC games.

Well allow me to retort.

Now while i could’ve gone and done an all out DVD player price/specs kinda posts detailing whether so and so DVD player has a SCART socket or whether this player has a good bass reflex or whether it’s Digital Ready and has a built in Dolby Digital and/or DTS Decoder/Receiver on board or whether it’s region hackable by remote or how good one’s bitrate processing for a better sharper picture or which one’s have or don’t have component video outputs or which one’s offer a combination of DVD/LD (only Pioneer to date) or which players are 96K compatible or how…

I could go on and on.

But… i also have to take into account the other 98.7362548% of my readers (and porn purveyors) who probably can’t even tell the difference between an STD from a DTS.

Hence the (heavily) dummied down post/review/opinion or whatever the hell you wanna call it. But trust me, i do know enough about DVD players to tell you which one’s are good and which one’s aren’t. I read more DVD industry mags than you know (covering DVD movies reviews AND technical stuff). So yeah, while i’m not exactly a certified DVD video/audiophile ‘expert’ per say, i can hold my own in the arena.

Besides, like you noted, this isn’t exactly the best ever site to get opinions on which DVD player one should get. So for the sake of the 98.7362548% of the readers who don’t give a flying fuck about DVD’s out there (and because i was just too lazy to write up a really good response to that e-mail)… the dummied down post was necessary.

Oh and i don’t have a vast collection of porno. In fact, i’ve only ever bought ONE porno VCD in my entire life. It’s called Slumber Party 5. It’s really good! =D

Leong would be the one with the vast porno collection.

That fella ah… i tell you. Aiyo… Very hamsap one.

4 thoughts on “I object your honor!

  1. wow…ur far out justin. dats d way to go man!
    Ehhh.. Leong ah… can borrow your porn or not? borrow me lah…esssaai lo?

    #1 | Comment by Kaan Naa Booh — October 2, 2001 @ 3:55 pm

  2. justin 10 . are you clueless? 0 (still clueless)

    #2 | Comment by maninblack — October 2, 2001 @ 4:24 pm

  3. Is it my imagination or do you have a lot more replies posted by drunken and/or stoned people than you used to?

    #3 | Comment by Banana — October 3, 2001 @ 1:03 am

  4. eh maninblack, you so ya ya lah! ai ya justin, you and ah leong same same also man. like ham chin peng only!

    #4 | Comment by ah beng — October 3, 2001 @ 5:42 am

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