VISENTINEL: Hi
Typical Lewser: Hi there.
VISENTINEL: dont worry i know your not avril
Oh but it gets better.
Typical Lewser: Thanks.
VISENTINEL: i read ur site
Typical Lewser: Which one?
Typical Lewser: FNF?
VISENTINEL: no
VISENTINEL: Fubar
VISENTINEL: ime a rather good fan
VISENTINEL: i like
Typical Lewser: I’m not the webmaster of that site.
VISENTINEL: you are justin ?
Typical Lewser: Nope.
VISENTINEL: oh ok
Typical Lewser: I’m Nick.
Typical Lewser: I’m a writer for File Not Found
Typical Lewser: http://theheretic.net/thess/
VISENTINEL: haha
VISENTINEL: you are thess ?
Typical Lewser: No.
Typical Lewser: I’m Nick.
VISENTINEL: oh yer
Typical Lewser: I write with Thess.
VISENTINEL: let me express simpathy for how annoyed you must be with all those idiots who think your avril
Typical Lewser: Oh I got over that.
VISENTINEL: oh and thats 1 wierd buddy icon
Typical Lewser: I’m annoyed by the people who think I’m justin too.
VISENTINEL: well i know you are not justin, he has a different nickname
VISENTINEL: but i had to message this nikname
Typical Lewser: Yeah, and I just told you who I was after you just asked me if I was justin.
VISENTINEL: yer, ok
VISENTINEL: dono why i said that
Typical Lewser: Me either.
VISENTINEL: yer well i simply im you to say that bout avril
Typical Lewser: …okay
VISENTINEL: ime wondering, you still get shitloads of ims from avril fans ?
Typical Lewser: I get shitloads of IM’s from people who want to see me naked.
Typical Lewser: Not neccesarily avril fans.
VISENTINEL: why the hell people want to see you naked?
VISENTINEL: whats so special about your body?
Typical Lewser: Let’s just say that I’m black where it counts.
VISENTINEL: ok
Typical Lewser: That, and people think I’m avril, and therefore they ask for boob pictures.
VISENTINEL: thats wierd, asif she would send a boob pic
VISENTINEL: i do want to find out if avril uses any type of IM program, ide like to be da first to contact her, offocurse i would not chare the nikname with anyone.
Typical Lewser: That’s nice.
VISENTINEL: yer
VISENTINEL: i just wanna talk to her
VISENTINEL: you read fubar ?
Typical Lewser: I’M FRIENDS WITH THE WEBMASTER, WHAT DO YOU THINK?!?!
VISENTINEL: i thought i had to ask
VISENTINEL: now that i think i have a answer
VISENTINEL: i wont haveto ask again
Typical Lewser: …
Typical Lewser: Yeah…
Typical Lewser: Well let’s use some common logic here.
Typical Lewser: You got my name from the website.
Typical Lewser: I was talking to justin.
VISENTINEL: is justin on ?
Typical Lewser: Put two and two together, sparky.
Typical Lewser: No he’s not.
VISENTINEL: you are funny
VISENTINEL: on the site
VISENTINEL: i read the chatlog
VISENTINEL: some shit u said, seriusly funy
Typical Lewser: Thanks.
VISENTINEL: “i dont posses a vagina”
VISENTINEL: lol
VISENTINEL: 🙂
Typical Lewser: Most idiots don’t realize when I’m making fun of them, so it makes it even more funny to me.
VISENTINEL: ide like to know why or how did it become a rumour that you are avril
VISENTINEL: did you simply say u were to start a joke?
Typical Lewser: No, justin was acting like I was avril while he was talking to me, then he posted my SN on the site, without linking to my site, or saying who I really was.
VISENTINEL: HAHAHA
VISENTINEL: sounds like he did it on pourpus as a
practical joke..
VISENTINEL: sounds like i missed a part on fubar
Typical Lewser: Did you just say porpoise?
VISENTINEL: sometimes i dont visit for to long, and forget to read archives
Typical Lewser: And yeah, I know he did it as a joke.
VISENTINEL: umm
VISENTINEL: i have a mental blank on that words
spelling
VISENTINEL: ah you live in california
Typical Lewser: Yes.
VISENTINEL: nice place to live i think
Typical Lewser: Uh huh.
VISENTINEL: thess’s site has the wierdest interface, ive never seen links that open a flat window, that you can maximize and close like that
VISENTINEL: and open several to
VISENTINEL: your own site is www.lewsers.com ?
Typical Lewser: I own lewsers.
Typical Lewser: I’m the webmaster there
Typical Lewser: but I also write for FNF
VISENTINEL: yer
VISENTINEL: and yer
VISENTINEL: fnf was rather empty and borring , no offence
VISENTINEL: ime gonna start my own lil site
VISENTINEL: ime getting dsl rather soon
VISENTINEL: 25k/sec upload should hold for a while
Typical Lewser: No porn, must be boring, right?
VISENTINEL: actully i get enuf porn from my own collection of sites, Fubar hasnt any “real” porn
VISENTINEL: just celebs and boobs
VISENTINEL: hardly real
VISENTINEL: beuties city is more like topless porn, and other sites = real porn, who needs fubar 🙂
VISENTINEL: except justin is a legend writer
VISENTINEL: this whole shit with avril is what makes fubar awsome
VISENTINEL: it makes visintg the site worthwile
VISENTINEL: visiting*
Typical Lewser: You strike me as a person who knows talent when he sees it, even when he’s distracted by porn.
VISENTINEL: hahaha
VISENTINEL: you got that on the “dot”
VISENTINEL: ime not distracted by porn you know..
VISENTINEL: just like it
Typical Lewser: Excuse me?
VISENTINEL: You strike me as a person who knows talent when he sees it, even when he’s distracted by porn. correction = You strike me as a person who knows talent when he sees it, even thought he likes porn
Typical Lewser: No actually, it was right the first time, trust me.
VISENTINEL: Guess what
VISENTINEL: i also am a writer
VISENTINEL: www.ibelite.com
VISENTINEL: you may alrdy know
Typical Lewser: Oh no, I never would have guessed.
I am at a loss for words.
o_O
#1 | Comment by Lucy — July 6, 2002 @ 9:14 pm
VISENTINEL: except justin is a legend writer
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
yes yes, I know, I’m being evil again. =D
#2 | Comment by Z — July 6, 2002 @ 9:16 pm
At some point this will lead you all to insanity all the Avril Im’ing. You might get rid of the Im’ers if you insist youre a celeb but not avril say youre richard simmons, or tom arnold.
#3 | Comment by dylan — July 6, 2002 @ 9:16 pm
LO fucking L!!!!
#4 | Comment by Ju — July 6, 2002 @ 9:16 pm
What about Bob Barker? Bob is a pimp. 😀
#5 | Comment by Nick — July 6, 2002 @ 9:16 pm
In unrelated events….
Did you know there is a Star Wars Episode II Collectors Edition CEREAL??? It’s like Lucky Charms, only it’s got star trooper, yoda, light saber and Jedi Starship marshmallows instead of clovers, hearts etc.
It’s actually quite yummy Æ’^_^Æ’
#6 | Comment by Lucy — July 6, 2002 @ 9:16 pm
hmm…another run in with visentinel…and probably not the last.
#7 | Comment by gozer — July 6, 2002 @ 10:42 pm
justin likes spiderman more than Starwars. do they have Mary Jane Watson???? 😛
#8 | Comment by Ju — July 7, 2002 @ 6:54 am
Is this guy a child or is he just stupid? He calls himself a writer yet he can’t write a single sentance that is in proper english. I mean I can understand misspelling a few words, but what the fuck? His IM messages are compleatly chopy and make aboslutly no sence what so ever.
In example: VISENTINEL: ime a rather good fan
VISENTINEL: i like.
I like, isn’t even a complet sentance. Im’ prety sure I don’t need to add more examples because almost every message is like this one.
and in conclution
#9 | Comment by MR. X — July 7, 2002 @ 7:26 am
Star Wars Episode II cereal is the best cereal in the fucking world.
#10 | Comment by viks — July 7, 2002 @ 7:27 am
Nick- Bob Barker bags both the young and old chicks, I dont think posing as Bob will get people to leave you alone maybe posing as Regis Philbin or the kid who played the nerd on Wonder Years, or the oldest Hanson kid.
I love marshmallows in cereal, when youre a kid and forced to eat breakfast by parents it was like cheating the system.
#11 | Comment by D — July 7, 2002 @ 8:07 am
I knew he would post up the chatlog… Ohwell atleast i didnt say anything i regret.
#12 | Comment by Visentinel — July 7, 2002 @ 8:35 am
well if i am still a news writer on IB then i must be a good writer?
and i dont even know lewser, he was very hard to talk to aswell. and he takes a year to reply back aswell
#13 | Comment by Visentinel — July 7, 2002 @ 8:40 am
I’m sorry that I took so long to reply aswell.
(D- Maybe I’ll just pose as Corey Feldman. He’s a washed up child star, but he’s still cool.)
#14 | Comment by Nick — July 7, 2002 @ 2:15 pm
Visentinel – listen up ffs. I had a go at you a while back on IBElite.com for your poor spelling and grammar and now other people seem to think you don’t cut it either. If you want to be a writer, get some lessons. The web may be a big place with little conformity, but that doesn’t excuse your writings.
#15 | Comment by gozer (aka dblhelix) — July 7, 2002 @ 9:35 pm
Ah well than you must all be some crazy ass mother fuckers! Eh well just had to say that. Love the site, the porn to. And yes The Episode II cereal is the greatest cereal ever. Even Better than cookie crisp :-O!
#16 | Comment by Me. — July 8, 2002 @ 5:36 am
Ah well than you must all be some crazy ass mother fuckers! Eh well just had to say that. Love the site, the porn to. And yes The Episode II cereal is the greatest cereal ever. Even Better than cookie crisp :-O!
#17 | Comment by Me. — July 8, 2002 @ 5:36 am
Gozer i dont care, you are 1 of thousends of IB elite readers.
If ime still on that site posting and i dont get anymore critisism then i must be ok now, i had just started off on my first ever poster on any site, i was bound to make mistakes. if was only you and some others, now its not anymore so that means experience pays off. and i dont care about that chatlog, it was like 6:30 in the moerning and i was up all nite, i was tired like hell, my insomnia is killing me slowly 🙁
#18 | Comment by Visentinel — July 8, 2002 @ 5:55 am
theory about visentinal: maybe he has fetal alcohol syndrome. that would explain the spelling and grammer
#19 | Comment by Vick the Hick — July 10, 2002 @ 3:47 am
AAAAARGH! Read your own reply – why do I have to work out what the hell you’re saying?!? You just don’t get it, do you?! You’re dragging the quality of IBElite down – "I be elite" – dude, you’re far from elite.
#20 | Comment by gozer — July 11, 2002 @ 7:32 am
mr. x shut up who cares if he is or isnt a writer it just means more reading for me and everyone makes sprelling mistakes
#21 | Comment by not too distracted with boobs — July 18, 2002 @ 1:22 am